The correct way to open the magical girl

Now it seems that this idle chess move has come in handy. Not only can it delay time, but it can also observe Tan Xiang's fighting ability.

However, while flying, Yunye suddenly stopped. She frowned and showed an expression of great surprise.

"Did she notice something was wrong? You can't judge a person by his appearance." Li Xuan couldn't help but worry when he saw this.

Chapter 34 Who in the family understands?

"Lady Yunye, is there any unexpected situation?" Seeing Yunye suddenly stop, Tan Xiang hurriedly stepped forward and asked.

"Yes! And it's very big! Look! Look quickly!" Yun Ye put the phone screen in front of Tan Xiang with shining eyes.

Tan Xiang zoomed out and saw a few selfies that were photoshopped so badly that even her mother couldn't recognize them. The background seemed to be a restaurant, and there was a caption underneath:

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Girls! 9min 9min??!

I won't allow anyone to not have been to this vegan meat shop! ???

Vegetarian or vegetarian, they are all delicious! Really delicious!

Who invented this?! ???

It's really delicious. It makes vegetarian dishes look like meat and taste like meat! And it doesn't lose any merit!

One bite and you're hooked! Two bites and you're hooked!! So delicious that you'll want to chop your feet off! ??

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"It seems to be in the suburbs. If Lady Yunye wants to eat... let's go together in the evening." Tan Xiang said cautiously.

"Why at night? The location shows that it's not far away. We can go there now. We haven't had breakfast yet." Yunye said puzzledly.

"Eh? But...but we are still on the mission?" Tan Xiang said in disbelief.

"But you big-headed ghost! This is vegetarian meat! It's a great deed, okay? I can't find a store in Huahe City that makes such good vegetarian meat! And the blogger said that vegetarian pork elbows are only available for breakfast on Wednesdays. If you go too late, you will have to wait a week!"

As if she did not expect Tan Xiang to question her decision, Yun Ye's voice became particularly harsh and her expression became sarcastic. Li Xuan had to turn down the volume a few degrees again and move the perspective of the picture to the bottom to appreciate the slender and graceful body lines of Tan Xiang under the tight latex suit.

"Yes, yes... let's go now." Tan Xiang felt very depressed and her tone was a little negative. Fortunately, Yun Ye was in high spirits and didn't pay attention to these. She flew directly to the store according to the location on her mobile phone.

This operation made Li Xuan dumbfounded: the war between the magical girl and the monster is endless, how can she be so willful? She gave up the target and turned around to eat?

However, this also gave Li Xuan extra time to prepare. He pushed Wu Yan away from under the table and shouted at Xu Rou who was ravaging Qi Mo, "Ladies! Move out! Prepare a gift for the two ladies coming up!"

The three sisters, who had nothing to do for several days, cheered suddenly, and in an instant, four evil auras burst out. While the church duo was ordering food, the four of them had already arrived at the warehouse.

"Qi Mo, set up a barrier here! Wu Yan, store your flames in this jar! Xu Rou, move... move this pile of bricks to the door." Li Xuan used the Blood of Corruption to frantically summon monsters while commanding the magical girls to do this and that.

"Why am I the only one doing the hard work? I can also use magic, okay? Although I can only cast one spell a day and only at night..." Xu Rou pouted to express her dissatisfaction.

Li Xuan couldn't help laughing and said, "Who told you to be a combat type? Look at the noble wizard... Damn it! Yan! How did you set the monster I summoned on fire? Xiaorou, it's time to use you. Didn't you eat half a watermelon this morning? Hurry up and pee to put out the fire!"

Just as Li Xuan was busy setting the trap, the table full of vegetarian meat ordered by Yunye had been served. The internet celebrity's words were indeed true. Every dish on the table was delicious. It looked meaty, smelled meaty, and tasted meaty. However, upon closer inspection, the food did not have the texture of meat, but was made up of tofu and other ingredients.

"Wow, help! It smells so good! This restaurant has done a great deed. The authorities should really legislate to promote this kind of vegetarian meat throughout the country, so that no one will be able to resist the smell and harm the poor little animals! Why isn't this good thing that can reduce people's sins popularized sooner!" Yunye talked loudly while eating, making a "grunting" sound from time to time. The plates and bowls collided from time to time, making loud noises, which made the diners around her frown.

After a burst of voracious eating, Yunye finished all the food in front of her, leaving no bite for Tanxiang.

Seeing her burping, putting down her chopsticks and clasping her hands together, the diners around her breathed a sigh of relief - at least they didn't have to suffer from the noise anymore.

"Wow, it's so delicious! Waiter, call your chef over, I want to give him a sweet hug as a reward!" Yunye said while picking up the chopsticks and tapping the plate.

"Girl... I'm really sorry, the kitchen is now..." Seeing that Yunye looked like someone who was not easy to deal with, the waiter did not dare to neglect her and quickly stepped forward to explain with a smile on his face.

"Who are you calling sister? You look shifty and not solemn at all? Is this how you treat customers? Find your manager! I want to complain!" Yunye raised her eyebrows and stared at the thin waiter.

The waiter shuddered: "No, Miss..."

"Miss? Do you know what is a good word or a bad word? Can you call it that casually?"

"Sorry, big sister..."

"Am I that old?"

"I'm sorry... this... woman... it's dinner time now, and the master is still busy, so it's not very convenient to see you. How about this, I can help you pass a message to him and let him know your feelings?"

"Who the hell are you scolding? I'm going to give you a bad review!" Yun Ye picked up the greasy plate and threw it at the waiter. Fortunately, the waiter reacted quickly and dodged it by lowering his head. Immediately, the crisp sound of a plate breaking was heard behind him.

Seeing this, the female manager of the store rushed over and stopped Yunye: "Miss! Fairy sister~ He is a temporary worker and doesn't know anything. I will call the master out. Getting angry is not good for your skin. Would you like to have some tea to moisten your throat? Table 5 will get a pot of Biluochun for free!"

"Hmph, women understand women after all." Yun Ye turned her anger into joy when she saw this, sat down, drank her tea and continued to wait.

After a while, a fat uncle who looked greasy all over was pushed out from the kitchen by the manager holding a spatula. He looked at Yunye in front of him with a confused look on his face.

"Are you the chef of these dishes?" Yun Ye saw that the chef was a fat uncle, and she immediately felt very unhappy. She immediately threw away the idea of ​​giving him a hug. However, she was still very curious about how to make vegetarian dishes taste like meat, so she asked:

"Master, how are these dishes made? The appearance is fine, but how can they taste so similar to meat? Is there a secret recipe?"

The cook was nervous at first, but when he heard her asking about the recipe, he immediately relaxed: "Hey, what secret recipe can there be? This is not a rare recipe. All the oil is replaced with lard, and all the water is replaced with boiled chicken broth, and some sea intestine powder and other ingredients are added to enhance the flavor..."

Hearing the cook's words, Yunye's face turned green. She stood up and stared at the cook until the latter became a little scared and couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"Who are you? These dishes are made with animal oil and broth? These are not vegetarian dishes at all. You are deceiving consumers! You are deceiving us kind vegetarians to eat such filthy things under the guise of vegetarian food. You deserve to go to the eighteenth level of hell. You deserve to die!" Yun Ye pointed at the chef's nose step by step. Her tone became more and more sharp and excited. The fat chef, who was over 1.8 meters tall, was forced into a corner by her momentum.

“Well, sister, we have also said that our restaurant is completely vegetarian, and everyone knows that... Look, the ingredients list is all written on the menu..." The chef pointed guiltily at the menu that was knocked to the ground, and was so scared that he spoke in his hometown dialect.

"What a sin! What a sin! All of you deserve the death penalty! All the good karma I gained in the past month has been ruined by you!" Yun Ye shouted hysterically.

"Yun Ye! Calm down! You can't be so rude to ordinary people..."

Just as Tan Xiang was about to persuade them, Yun Ye had already taken out the scriptures and started reciting them. Suddenly a strong wind blew into the store, blowing all the movable objects such as bowls, plates, spoons and chopsticks on the table to the ground, leaving broken porcelain and food residue all over the floor.

"Yunye, it does say on the menu..." Tan Xiang picked up the menu and tried to excuse the chef, but was immediately slapped in the face.

Chapter 35: Magical Girl Stewed in an Iron Pot

While Yun Ye was making a scene in the restaurant, Li Xuan had already set up the trap with the three kids. He was very satisfied with his results and couldn't help but raise his hands and shout loudly:

"OK! Girls! Everyone, look at me! Look at me, look at me! I'll treat you tonight, eat whatever you want!"

"Yeah! I want sausages!"

“I want to eat bananas!!”

“I want to eat geoduck!!”

"Why are they all stick-shaped objects?" Li Xuan asked puzzledly.

"Because we want to eat our master!" the three magical girls said in unison and pounced on Li Xuan.

"Girls! Sisters! There are important things to do! Important things!!! Let me go first, and we can play whatever we want tonight!" Li Xuan begged for mercy quickly, but the three magical girls did not seem to be ready to let him go. With a snap, the belt on Li Xuan's pants was torn off.

Seeing that the public grain supply was in jeopardy, Li Xuan quickly used his signature skill of picking up the slack and sticking it out: "Qi Mo! Help me to separate Xu Rou, so that you two can sleep in the same bed tonight! Wu Yan, when Tan Xiang comes later, you can fight as much as you want! Why don't you go and get ready?"

After hearing this, Qi Mo quickly turned around and pulled Xu Rou's hind legs. Wu Yan also became excited when he heard that he could fight, and he ran to an open space on the side and sat up to prepare for the action. Li Xuan then pushed away Xu Rou, who was entangled the tightest, and finally he was able to regain his freedom.

"Huh, the girl who fell from the devil is really good, but she is a little too loyal to her instincts and tends to lose control occasionally." Li Xuan let out a long sigh, looked at the hunting radar, and found that Tan Xiang and Yun Ye were already rushing over here.

"Quick, quick, quick! Everyone take your positions and ambush first!" Upon seeing this, Li Xuan quickly ordered the three little ones to undo their transformation and hide far away, while he simply went directly to a place more than ten kilometers away to observe the battlefield - it was not that he was cowardly, but that all the evil energy in his body had been used to create monsters, and he really had no energy left to fight.

Soon, two magical girls, one tall and one short, one thin and one fat, flew over.

"This is it! Tanxiang, there are a lot of monsters reacting below, it must be the enemy's lair, let's destroy them all!" Yunye ordered, pointing at the warehouse under her feet.

"But... the three fallen magical girls might also be among them. If we hurt them..."

"Once a demon falls, it becomes a monster. Why hesitate to kill a monster? Burn it! Burn it hard!" Yun Ye glared at Tan Xiang, as if she wanted to vent all the anger that had accumulated in the vegetarian meat restaurant just now.

"Yes!" Tan Xiang had been bullied for so long, and she felt a sense of frustration in her heart that she had nowhere to vent, but at this moment she could only vent her frustration on the monster.

She slowly closed her eyes, as if she was preparing something. When she opened them again, they had turned a creepy scarlet red, and her shiny silver hair had turned dry white.

At the same time, a powerful magical power appeared on her body. Even though the three sisters from Qinghe City were ambushing far away, they could clearly feel the heart-pounding pressure.

However, this is not what Li Xuan cares about.

"Oh shit! White hair and red eyes! This creature really exists!!!" Li Xuan was so excited that he wanted to rush over and feed her with his corrupted blood right now. However, thinking of the little bit of evil energy left in his body, he had to hold it back.

"Great magic: Robbery and burning!" Tan Xiang, who had gathered his magic power, shouted angrily and threw the golden wheel on his wrist to the center of the sky. The wheel floated in the position of the sun and ignited a blazing fire, making the already clear day even brighter. The rotating fire wheel in the sky seemed to replace the sun. The fire burned from the sky to the ground, burning everything it encountered. The scene of the raging flames was like the end of the world.

Seeing such amazing destructive power, the three magical girls who were lying in ambush nearby were horrified. The idea of ​​fighting her head-on was gone. Now the three of them felt as if they had made an appointment with someone after school to fight, but found out that the person they had arranged a fight with was Godzilla.

"Can this kind of enemy really be defeated?" Even Wu Yan, who loves fighting the most, couldn't help but have doubts in his heart.

After the flames subsided, the entire warehouse and the large factory area around it had been burned beyond recognition. However, the ground of the abandoned warehouse was covered with a layer of white substance with a diameter of more than ten meters, protecting something inside like an eggshell.

"Yunye...this thing is not afraid of fire. I saw a similar monster when I first came here. It seemed...it was specifically targeting me." Tan Xiang looked at the intact white "eggshell" and a trace of uneasiness flashed through his heart.

"If you're not afraid of fire, just destroy it! Aren't you a combat type? You're capable of more than just setting fire, right? Besides, since the enemy has made such preparations, doesn't it mean that this place is very important? Maybe it's the enemy's lair!" Yunye urged.

"Yes..." Tan Xiang took a deep breath, did a seven-and-a-half-turn in the air, and landed on one leg with the grace and speed of a diver. (Note: Not the Philippines)

However, when her legs were about to touch the white shell, the shell suddenly opened like a flower, revealing a layer of sticky substance inside.

"Is it a soft-bodied monster?" Tan Xiang was surprised, but it was too late to retract her leg. This swift kick with the momentum of rotation was like an armor-piercing bullet in the swamp, and it directly allowed her to pass through the slime lake and sink into the eggshell.

The eggshell closed randomly, wrapping Tan Xiang tightly inside. Tan Xiang felt as if she was diving in jelly. For a moment, a lot of slime filled her nose and ears, and her breathing was completely blocked. She struggled hard, but the slime's sticky texture made it impossible for her to exert any strength. Even if she tore the core, the dead slime still wrapped around her, which was of no help in escaping the predicament.

"I have no choice but to do it again...robbery and burning!" Tan Xiang was deprived of his reason by the fear of suffocation, and used great magic directly inside the eggshell.

"Here it comes! Magical Girl Stewed in an Iron Pot!" Li Xuan clenched his fists excitedly, looking at the Tanxiang inside the eggshell through the hunting radar with both heartache and anticipation.

The doomsday-like blazing flames started from the rotating wheel, instantly cooking and boiling the slime inside. However, the shell made of fire-resistant monsters could withstand the blazing heat and would not burn easily. The high temperature that could instantly turn an area into scorched earth could only accumulate inside the eggshell, causing a strong explosion like detonating explosives in a closed iron ball.

"Wuwu ...

Chapter 36: Three people fighting against one person and getting killed in return, do you know how to play this game?

The intense pain instead stimulated Tan Xiang's survival instinct. She waved her arms vigorously and swam in the ocean as sticky as glue. She swam to the edge of the eggshell. Before she suffocated, she swung out the golden wheel and smashed a crack in the fire-resistant shell.

The high pressure inside suddenly poured out from the cracks, almost blowing Tan Xiang out. However, Tan Xiang, who had breathed in the air, reacted quickly, immediately turned in the air to stabilize his body, and threw the wheel at lightning speed, smashing the eggshell into pieces.

"Yunye, I'm injured...please treat me." Tanxiang, whose eggshell was broken, showed a painful expression. It was obvious that she was seriously injured after bearing the full power of a great magic just now.

"There is a daily limit on the number of times the scriptures can be used. You just hold on for now, and then we can treat them together after the remaining enemies are eliminated." Yunye said impatiently, as if she had completely forgotten that she had just used the power of the scriptures to smash a restaurant to pieces in revenge.

"Yes..." Tan Xiang turned around helplessly. This time she learned her lesson and only used the wheel to clear a path, slowly cleaning up the residue on the ground left by the broken eggshells.

There were still many monsters hiding under the eggshells. Although they were all vulnerable enemies, there were indeed many of them. Tan Xiang cleaned them up while keeping an eye on the surroundings. Suddenly, a muffled sound was heard, and dozens of slightly stronger monsters, carrying a humanoid monster, broke out of the ground several dozen meters away and fled into the distance.

Tan Xiang threw a fire wheel over without thinking, but he didn't expect the monsters to not dodge or evade. More than a dozen of them gathered together and used their bodies as shields to block Tan Xiang's attack, just to buy some time for the humanoid monster to escape.

"Human-shaped monster! And there are so many monsters who would rather die than protect him! She must be the target! Chase her! Don't let her run away!" Yunye exclaimed!

"Yes!" Tan Xiang rushed forward hurriedly, and tried to catch up with the humanoid monster at an astonishing speed like a JK that had broken free from its reins. However, at this moment, a golden barrier appeared in front of her.

Tan Xiang looked up and saw three magical girls in red, yellow and blue floating in the sky, but their outfits were bolder and sexier, and the aura they exuded was not magic, but dark evil energy.

"Are you the three fallen magical girls? You are so loyal to your master! Tanxiang, kill them all!" Yunye shouted.

"Sorry, please don't stop me!" Tan Xiang said, swinging the wheel at Qi Mo. Although she was injured, this light blow still broke Qi Mo's barrier. Xu Rou came forward waving a giant axe, but was kicked away by her. Wu Yan's Judgment was even offset by a fire wheel. The three C-level magic girls strengthened by the dark contract joined forces, but they were defeated in front of Tan Xiang in less than five minutes.

"Tan Xiang! What are you doing? I told you to kill them all, can't you hear me?" Yun Ye shouted hysterically behind her.

"They still have self-awareness and have not completely turned into monsters. I believe there is a way to save them!" After Tan Xiang repelled the three magical girls, he dodged and grabbed the neck of the humanoid monster surrounded by monsters.

However, the moment she touched it, Tan Xiang felt something was wrong: the humanoid monster had no facial features, and the neck that was pinched was so soft that it seemed like it had no cervical bones at all, and it felt like a piece of meat. However, before she could feel too much, the originally slender body of the humanoid monster had gradually expanded, like a balloon that was blown up. When Tan Xiang realized that something was wrong, the humanoid monster had already exploded with a loud bang. Although the power was far less than that of the big magic, it still made Tan Xiang dizzy at such a close distance.

"We won! Now we can finally get a promotion! Trash is trash, and it will still be trash after it falls into the magic world. Three of us fought against one and we were killed in return. Do you know how to play?" Yunxiang in the distance said arrogantly to the three defeated magical girls.

"Master - that damn magic girl actually forced the master to the point of self-destruction! We will definitely take revenge!" The three magic girls howled in heart-wrenching pain for a while, uttered some cruel words and retreated in a hurry.

"Cough cough..." Tan Xiang did not pursue. She spat out a mouthful of blood and slowly fell to the ground. It seemed that the victory just now was not as easy as it seemed.

"Tan Xiang, you did a good job, you did a good job! Now we have killed the enemy's boss!" Yun Ye followed excitedly and patted Tan Xiang's shoulder hard.

"Lord Yunye, there may be something else going on here. The feeling I had when I pinched the monster just now..."

"Don't worry about that. I will heal you right now." Yun Ye took out the scriptures and chanted an incantation whose content was unclear. Then a ray of light descended from the sky and slowly healed the burns on Tan Xiang's body.

"Okay, let's spend all the money in one go, have some fun, and then go back to report to Lord Siduo tomorrow night!" Yun Ye said and turned to leave.

"Lord Yunye, I still have fire poison in my body." Tan Xiang reminded hurriedly.

"Yeah, you're such a troublesome person." Yunye helplessly stretched out her hand and pressed it on the top of her head: "Purify!"

A holy light flashed by, and Tan Xiang's expression finally changed from pain to peace, but his body still looked a little weak, and he could only sit on the ruins to rest.

"Let's go shopping!" After casting the purification magic, Yunye put away the scriptures and flew towards the city, completely ignoring Tanxiang who was still resting there.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

The three magical girls have returned to Li Xuan. Li Xuan touched their heads one by one as a reward: "You did a good job. Although Tan Xiang felt something was wrong, Yun Ye seemed to believe that the human-shaped bomb I made was the real body."

"Master, that guy seems to be still weak. Should we take action now? That guy doesn't seem to be as strong as imagined. Although his bursts are very powerful, it seems that there will be a period of weakness after the bursts. He is not as persistent as the master." Xu Rou asked eagerly.

Seeing Xu Rou's sinister and vicious expression, Li Xuan couldn't help but feel a headache: Xu Rou was the most lawful and kind among the three sisters before she fell, but after she fell, she became the worst. Could it be that magical girls also have data on good and evil values, and did the magic fall simply and crudely add a minus sign in front of the value?