The correct way to open the magical girl

Li Sijie slowly woke up. Her face and lips were frighteningly pale, but her eyes were full of joy.

"Next...I want to challenge nine of them." Li Sijie said with a pale smile.

"Are you trying to live?" Li Xuan said worriedly.

"It's okay. When things really don't work, I can stop time." Li Sijie replied weakly.

"In that case, I will fulfill your wish." Li Xuan saw that she was serious, so he opened fire at full force and launched an attack using the Nine Dragons Link method.

The other maids had already untied themselves and were watching from the sidelines, all of them stunned by the fountain-like spectacle. Li Sijie's vibrations were like a sifting machine, not her own, but Li Xuan's frequency, which had reached this point.

But even so, Li Sijie didn't shout "stop". Instead, she strengthened the seal and lifted the drum upwards to make it easier for Li Xuan to exert force.

"What a reckless guy." Li Xuan sighed as he worked harder. Finally, half an hour later, Jiulong fired his guns one after another. The surging white waves went upstream and gushed out of Li Sijie's mouth.

Her belly first swelled to the size of a four or five-month pregnancy, then quickly expanded to the size of a laboring baby. Fortunately, her mouth was not blocked, so she could release it "fluently" without actually bursting her belly.

Because she spit out too fast, many white bubbles even came out of Li Sijie's mouth.

Looking at Li Sijie who was blowing bubbles all the time, Li Xuan couldn't help but think of the classic math problem: if you add water and drain it at the same time, when will it be full?

For Li Sijie, the answer came in an instant. Nine times the amount of anime was enough to give her a bath. It only took a moment for Li Sijie's intestines, stomach and esophagus to be completely filled.

After an unknown amount of time, Li Sijie finally stopped the backflow and sat down, holding onto her watermelon belly. Because she was slightly bumped when she sat down, she couldn't help but burp again, which was extremely exciting.

Looking at Li Sijie's dying appearance, although Li Xuan felt an inexplicable excitement, he couldn't help feeling a little distressed.

"Why force yourself? Just stop if you feel uncomfortable." Li Xuan said softly.

"Because I am your hot weapon and secretary, I thought that I must bear everything from my master... Am I doing well?" Li Sijie wiped the essence from the corner of her mouth and showed a sweet smile.

"You are too dedicated." Li Xuan rubbed her head helplessly and asked Lilika to take care of her and let her rest.

While Li Xuan was having a grand party, the outside world had undergone tremendous changes - in order to rescue the headquarters, four cardinals withdrew from the battlefield one after another, and with them also withdrew a large number of mobile forces of the church.

However, the result of this war was that the church's headquarters was turned upside down. Not to mention Hong Zhen, whose existence was rarely known, the Pope Belldandi also disappeared. This was the most serious blow to the church's morale.

Within the church, Belldandi's prestige is unmatched. If she is gone, only Florai, whom she regards as her right-hand man, is barely qualified to succeed her.

However, Florai had already been sent into space by Li Xuan, and none of the remaining six cardinals were able to take charge of the overall situation. In this war-torn situation, it was obviously impossible to hold an archbishop-level meeting to elect the Pope according to the regulations.

But if a Pope is not appointed, it will declare the church's failure against the hunters. Everyone knows that with Sazuki's character, she will never give the church a chance to breathe.

As long as she has the chance, she will kill them all and completely destroy or annex the church.

Naturally, such news quickly reached Li Xuan's ears through the intelligence network.

At noon the next day, Filia dragged her tired body and handed the sorted information to Li Xuan.

"Master, the informant has sent me information: because of the disappearance of the president, the church has fallen into chaos and is now gradually withdrawing from the Kingdom of Snow. Although Nanoha and Fate are still resisting in the Kingdom of Stars, they probably won't be able to hold out for long. This is a detailed report." Filia said, handing a stack of printed materials to Li Xuan.

"Do you think we should help the hunters completely destroy the church, or sit back and watch the fight?" Li Xuan patted Li Sijie who was concentrating on sucking and said.

"You should discuss this strategic matter with the head maid. But if you must ask for my opinion, I hope the church can survive." Li Sijie raised her head and replied.

"Oh? The church has always been our mortal enemy. Don't you plan to take this opportunity to completely eradicate them?" Li Xuan asked curiously.

"This is a different time now. Have you forgotten? The church must obey the metaphor machine, and now the metaphor machine is in our hands." Li Sijie said with a smile.

Chapter 582 The Pope's Succession

"Right!" Li Xuan suddenly slapped his forehead. "I just don't know if the current church will still obey the instructions of the Messenger. In the past, the Messenger was able to know all kinds of information, probably because of Belldandy's ability. What if the order I issued was discovered?"

"Hongzhen should know, right? Just call her over, imitate the previous order, and let her give an unimportant order." Li Sijie said.

"Okay - Filia, go and give the information to the head maid for review." Li Xuan said, handing the thick stack of information back to Filia.

"Yes." Filia nodded, opened the portal and left.

Li Xuan called out to Black Cat in the consciousness channel, and half a minute later, she teleported over with the naked Hong Zhen.

"I was taking her to a hot spring when she suddenly heard her master calling her, so she came over." The black cat said as he wrapped Hong Zhen's soft golden hair with a towel. Hong Zhen looked very obedient, as if she had gotten used to the black cat's care.

"Thank you for your hard work. Please go sit over there for a while. Miss Hong Zhen, does Belldandy usually ask you to convey divine revelations?" Li Xuan asked, pulling Hong Zhen over.

"Well, she often tells me something and asks me to repeat it again. This is my main job as a saint." Hong Zhen replied.

“What does it usually contain?”

"There are too many, I can't remember them all. You can look for yourself." Hong Zhen said, stretching out a white and tender little hand and spreading her five fingers forward.

In front of her eyes, a huge interface suddenly appeared. In the center of the interface was a slowly rotating planet, with land, oceans, mountains, and rivers all visible. In the information box in the lower left corner of the interface, there was a large amount of text.

"Oh my god, you have a system too?" Li Xuan looked at the interface in surprise. He found that he didn't recognize the characters. But judging from the shape of the characters, they should be the characters of the Platinum Country. So he turned to ask Hong Zhen, but unexpectedly, Hong Zhen also shook her head: "I can't read. Belldandy never taught me these things."

"Good guy, it's a good idea for you to change your name to Shisiye Ding." Li Xuan said, holding his forehead.

"Do you want to let her smoke e-cigarettes?" Li Sijie said with a smile.

"Stop joking for now - do you know the language of the Platinum Country?" Li Xuan asked.

"I know some words, but I don't quite understand the grammar." Li Sijie shook her head.

Seeing that Li Sijie didn't recognize her either, Li Xuan had no choice but to contact Lilika: "Maid Head, is there anyone here from the Platinum Country? I need someone who understands the local language."

"Let me do it, I know a little bit." Lilika said as she teleported over personally to act as an interpreter for Li Xuan.

"The front is the time. You can scroll up and down to see the previous and next records, and you can also filter by location." Lilika said, translating the text she saw one by one and writing it on a large piece of paper.

As the translation went on, everyone's faces quickly became gloomy: most of the instructions issued through Hong Zhen were relatively routine, such as requiring the killing of monsters in a certain place, discovering a very promising magical girl, etc.

But there are also some orders that are extremely brutal: luring monsters to kill a girl's relatives and friends to help her become a magical girl; using prayers to brainwash a magical girl; assassinating the leader of a magical girl organization in a certain place to force them to join the church, etc.

Lilica even discovered that, in an order two years ago, Belldandy had even intended to transform a volcano in the Star Kingdom into the Lost Lands, imprisoning a large number of monsters there to reduce pressure on the Church. There was even a small town of a few hundred people in the area, which was also included to keep it secret.

"Isn't this the underground of the volcano that Shayue went to? No wonder there are so many monsters. What on earth is Belldandy doing with the metaphor machine?" Li Xuan frowned as he watched. Compared to the hunter, this kind-hearted Madonna is the one who will do anything to achieve her goal.

"Beldandi said: These are necessary measures to save the world. Saving the world is the most important thing, so I read them all." Hong Zhen didn't seem to understand the meaning of these orders, and her expression did not seem to change.

"What exactly is her purpose? If it's just to destroy monsters, with the cardinals under her command, there are no monsters in the world that can compete with her, right?" Li Xuan said doubtfully.

"We can roughly identify some patterns. She seems to be implementing a 'moderate' policy. In all areas under the jurisdiction of the church, they try their best to avoid fighting with monsters and rarely take the initiative to attack monster nests. Even for some powerful magical girls, she will strictly restrict their actions, just like a stingy game player who insists on saving important resources for last." Lilika concluded.

"Forget it, let's not worry about that for now! Hong Zhen, help me give an order to the metaphor machine in Avignon City and tell them: choose the oldest magical girl in Nazi as the new Pope." Li Xuan requested.

"Okay." Hong Zhen had no doubt at all and directly clicked on the location of the Platinum Kingdom on the map.

There were many bright spots on the map, likely indicating the location of the signal machine. Hong Zhen expertly selected the signal machine in Avignon and repeated Li Xuan's words in a voice that didn't belong to her—a voice Li Xuan was also familiar with, the same system notification tone he was used to hearing.

At the church's headquarters in Avignon, the six cardinals who had rushed back were arguing endlessly. Who should be the new Pope? How should the war with the hunters be handled? Should a special agency be established to investigate the perpetrators of the attack on headquarters?

Each topic involves a lot of interests and personnel arrangements. It is not easy for the six cardinals to make a decision.

"If you ask me, why not just draw lots from the six of us? The Church can't be without a leader for a day. Choosing someone to enter the cathedral and inherit the throne is the most important thing."

"How can you be so casual? Besides, Her Majesty is just missing, there is no sign of disintegration."

"But we can't let the church's command system be paralyzed!"

"Is the Messenger of Revelation silent? It will also provide guidance on personnel appointments and dismissals, right? Ultimately, the Church's legitimacy comes from the guidance provided by the Messenger of Revelation. Without the Messenger of Revelation's recognition, what good would it do to elect a Pope?"

"Damn it! Ever since the day His Holiness disappeared, the Messenger Machine hasn't delivered any news!"

Just as the six cardinals were arguing, a magical girl dressed as a nun rushed in in a panic: "My dear cardinals! There is news from the Messenger! It's about the new Pope!"

"Really?! What did the metaphor machine say?" A pink-haired cardinal named Pandora asked hurriedly.

"The metaphor machine said... the metaphor machine said... forget it, you gentlemen should just listen to it yourselves!" The nun blushed and presented the video footage taken in the terminal room to the six cardinals.

Chapter 583 Cardinals' Meeting

"Choose the oldest magical girl in Nako as the new Pope."

The oracle was brief and straightforward. The six cardinals looked at each other and fell silent for a moment.

"This is ridiculous. How can the Pope decide in this way? Are you kidding me?" A silver-haired cardinal named Auguste broke the silence first.

"The terminal is underground. If you don't believe it, you can go and see for yourself." The nun said aggrievedly.

The six cardinals then went to the room where the oracle terminal was located. The nun operated a device a few times, and the terminal, which was covered with tubes, began to repeat the oracle just now:

"Choose the oldest magical girl in Nako as the new Pope."

"Fuck, it's true!" Pandora said in shock.

"It's hard to believe...but the order of the Messenger is everything, even the Pope himself has never disobeyed it...Does our database store the body shape information of magical girls?" asked Ogas.

"Hey, hey, you're not really planning to do it, are you? If by then the biggest thing is the hunter's magical girl, are you going to ask her to inherit the throne?" Pandora questioned.

"The church was established in accordance with the guidance of the world. If we obey the oracle that is beneficial to us and disobey the oracle that is not beneficial to us, what's the point?" Ogas asked in return.

"Don't forget, in addition to loyal world believers like us, there are also many secular people in the church. If the Pope is elected for this reason, will they agree?" The black-haired Cardinal Levi, who had been silent all the time, reminded.

"In my opinion, there is no need to be so rigid. As far as I remember, the largest cardinal is Ogath, right? You and Flora are known as the right-hand men of His Holiness. Now Flora is missing, so it is a popular choice for you to be the Pope." The blue-haired Cardinal Dokuro suggested.

"That makes sense. The Oracle didn't specify the range of choices. If we only choose from the College of Cardinals, then Ogath is indeed the largest one - I remember it was G, right? Two sizes larger than Flora. Considering the average age of magical girls, this size is already top-notch. Directly nominating her does not violate the guidance of the metaphor machine." Levi agreed.

"Now that you put it that way, I think it makes some sense... His Holiness is incredibly large. Perhaps this is a criterion for selecting the Pope. The world's will is profound and unpredictable, so we'd better not speculate." Cardinal Shiratori Hatsune, who had green twintails, suddenly said.

"I have no objection, but what about the outside world? Should we announce the basis for succession? If the Pope is elected with such a reason, the secular faction will surely be in an uproar, right? Miss Nanoha, the leader of the secular faction, is now quite dissatisfied with our College of Cardinals." Pandora reminded.

"In order to maintain stability, we will naturally not announce it for the time being. We will just say that it is the result of the discussion of the College of Cardinals, inviting Miss Augustus to serve as Pope. As for the secular faction, we will discuss it after they have their opinions." Levi said without hesitation.

Pandora saw that there were already three people in the College of Cardinals supporting Augustus. Even if she and another person were against it, the vote would still be 4:2. Moreover, the current situation of the Church could not afford to delay any longer, so she had no choice but to agree to Augustus becoming Pope.

When the College of Cardinals had made their decision, they began to emit white smoke from the chimney. Six cardinals came out together and announced that Augusta would be the successor to the Pope, and the coronation ceremony would be held two days later.

This kind of news that was made public in the magical girl world naturally could not be hidden from Li Xuan's ears, and soon a maid handed over the information.

"I thought they were going to hold a breast competition, how boring." Li Xuan threw the photo of Ogas aside and looked at Li Sijie who was eating PUBG with her head down.

"Sijie, if I remember correctly, you are an H cup now, right? Then you should be more qualified to succeed the Pope than this person named Olga." Li Xuan said.

"I become the Pope? Is that true?" Li Sijie raised her head and said in disbelief.

"The criminal wanted by the church becomes the Pope. Isn't this development very interesting? And this is a metaphor for divine guidance, which means that it is destiny for you to become the Pope." Li Xuan said with a smile.

"What divine guidance? It's obviously just a dirty joke you made up! Believe it or not, as soon as I show up in the church, all the cardinals will chase me and beat me up immediately." Li Sijie said disdainfully.

"I believe it, but think about it from another perspective: if you become the Pope, wouldn't the church be in our pocket?" Li Xuan reminded.

"Impossible! You don't know how much the church leaders hate me! Even with Yu Shiji's endorsement, they will never accept a super wanted criminal as Pope. This is as outrageous as a flock of sheep deciding to let a wolf be the leader." Li Sijie shook her head.

"Give it a try! Anyway, you can stop sometimes, and if it doesn't work, you can run away. Besides, you don't have no chance to make achievements for the church and reverse its image." Li Xuan said with a smile.

"Hmm? What chance?"

"I have prepared two achievements for you: First, Miss Flora is still in space, and I'm afraid no one can bring her back except me. I will hand her over to you later. It will be a great achievement to find a cardinal for the church." Li Xuan said, extending his middle finger.

"He's a cardinal, and he just spits out the meat that's in his mouth?" Li Sijie said in disbelief.

"You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a child. If you can control the entire church, this investment will be nothing." Li Xuan continued.

"Okay, then what's the remaining achievement?"

"The second achievement: I will launch an attack when you are questioned and try to capture a cardinal - preferably Ogas herself. Then you defeat me, take the cardinal back, and kill some cannon fodder monsters I summoned. In this way, you will be a great favor to the church, and then you can make up a story about a prodigal son who has turned over a new leaf and changed his ways. With your acting skills, are you afraid that you can't fool those innocent magical girls?" Li Xuan said with a smile.

"Hey! Now that you mention it, it seems to be possible! I have long wanted to tie up those nuns in the Asakusa church. They are as big as a jigsaw puzzle, and they pretend to be holy and dignified." Li Sijie's eyes lit up after hearing this, and her mind immediately became active.

"If this is still not enough, I will use the metaphor machine to issue an oracle to endorse you. As of now, the fact that the metaphor machine itself is Hong Zhen is only known to Belldandy herself in the church. She is no longer here. Who would have thought that it would be me who issued the oracle!" Li Xuan laughed.

"I knew you could make it out alive. Let me think about what to say when the time comes." Li Sijie said excitedly, grabbing Li Xuan's vertical grip.

"Once the church falls into our hands, it will be only a matter of time before we deal with the hunters. Then we can find a chance to take over the Zhenshou Temple, and all the magical girls in the world will be at our mercy!" Li Xuan said with a proud smile.

"Wait, there's one more thing I want to do before I leave." Li Sijie suddenly thought of it.

Chapter 584 Immersive Maid Cafe

"what's up?"

"Isn't the coronation ceremony still in two days? I want to take this opportunity to take Miss Maya out for some fun." Li Sijie said.

"Yes! How could I almost forget about her! After I came back, I was busy with Hong Zhen's affairs and actually ignored this old rival!" Li Xuan slapped his forehead and remembered that he had also caught Nanamiya Maya.

"Let's go and see Miss Maye!" Li Xuan asked about the location where Maye was imprisoned in the consciousness channel, took Li Sijie's hand, opened the portal and came to the cell.

Because she is an S-class magical girl, Lilika is extremely strict in her supervision of Maya. Not only does she put a collar on her to control her magic power, she also specially finds a sealing magical girl to cast a series of seals on her.

"Ms. Maya, long time no see." Li Xuan peeled off the layers of seals and saw Nanamiya Maya tied up inside.

At this time, Maye was tied to the bed with thick restraints and black tape on her mouth. When she saw Li Xuan and Li Sijie walk in, she immediately showed a look of fear and cried out "wuwuwu".

Li Xuan tore off the tape, and Nanamiya Maya took a deep breath: "It's you two again! How did I end up in your hands!"

"It's better to fall into my hands than into other monsters. I heard that some monsters will either eat the magical girls or kill them after catching them. The better ones will use them as seedbeds to lay eggs continuously." Li Xuan said with a smile.

"Bah! If it weren't for you, is there any monster in this world that can catch me?" Maye struggled hard for a few times, but these restraints were used to control manic patients. The material was very strong. It was obviously impossible for her to break free with her magic power sealed.