The correct way to open the magical girl

Li Xuanzheng was seen walking over while clapping his hands, and the three people behind him were Li Sijie, Hanbu Kamisaki and Shishiya Ryosakura.

Two of them were people she knew!

Maya's face instantly turned red. She threw away Frostmourne, but the armor and cosplay costume on her body were not so easy to take off. Seeing Li Xuan looking at her with admiration, Maya wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, and she couldn't stand or sit by holding her toes.

"You fought well and your lines were cool, why don't you continue?" Li Xuan asked.

Maya blushed and didn't answer.

"Maye, didn't you graduate from junior high school? Why are you serious one moment and junior high school the next?" Liaoying asked curiously.

"This... this is because I have a dual personality. When the pressure is too great, my middle school second-year self comes back." Maye lowered her head, hooked her fingers together, and tried to explain herself in a tone that she hardly believed.

"You make comebacks quite frequently. If you make one more comeback, you'll catch up with UZI." Tan Xiang said with a smile.

"How dare you!" Bingrui shouted angrily from the side.

"What is UZI?" the black cat hiding behind the piano asked curiously.

"It's a 9mm caliber submachine gun with a short barrel and compact structure. It provides good firepower while ensuring light weight. I used it when doing dirty work in the Yellow Sand Country and it was very convenient." Sharoye put down his bess and explained.

Chapter 587 Dark History

"Okay, okay, stop teasing Miss Maya. Multiple personality disorder is a disease that needs to be treated, otherwise there will be symptoms such as social anxiety, paranoid thoughts, incoherent speech, and disbanding of the band. I happen to have experts who can treat mental problems here, let them take a look at you." Li Xuan said as he walked forward and put his hand on the top of Maya's head.

The two Alices immediately followed his idea and entered Maya's brain, began to explore the dark history in her memory, and then filtered this part of the memory and transmitted it to Li Xuan.

"What are you doing to me?" Maye felt as if something had drilled into her head, and subconsciously wanted to walk away, but the Alices who had already entered her consciousness naturally had already taken control of her body, making her unable to move.

"I see...your life is really quite noisy." After reading the second part of Nanamiya Maya's memory, Li Xuan couldn't help laughing.

"You guys are old friends, let's have a drink together." Li Xuan said, extending his hand to invite everyone to sit down.

Kamisaki and Ryoying didn't drink much coffee, so Li Xuan recommended them cappuccino, which had a relatively mild taste, and ordered a large glass of juice to share with Li Sijie.

"Miss Maya has already had coffee, so why not have a cocktail? Tanxiang, please make a Bloody Mary." Li Xuan requested.

"Oh! It's the legendary Bloody Mary?! She is the queen of the Mist Country who believes that drinking the blood of young girls can keep her young forever!" Maya's eyes lit up when she heard the name.

"It's just a cocktail named after her." Li Xuan said with a smile.

A short while later, Tan Xiang personally brought drinks and scattered snacks across the table. Liao Ying wasn't used to coffee, so she took only one sip before reaching for some candy.

"Wow! The legendary Bloody Mary! I've always wanted to try it, but I haven't had the chance because I'm not old enough!" Maye held the scarlet cocktail in her hands, her eyes full of anticipation.

"A magical girl's body should be immune to the harm of alcohol, right? It's okay to drink a little, and the alcohol content of this one is not high." Li Xuan said with a smile.

At this time, the water of the wild spring was constantly taking effect, and Maya no longer cared about communicating with the monster. She picked up the wine glass, imagining that she was the vampire queen living in the castle, and drank a sip in a posture that she thought was elegant but others thought was childish.

After just one sip, Maye felt a strange taste in her mouth. She tried her best to convince herself that she was drinking a delicacy and wanted to force herself to swallow it, but her brain repeatedly sent out protest signals, and finally she couldn't help but spit the wine onto the napkin.

"Ah, pah, pah! What's this taste?! It's sour, bitter, and a little spicy! Is this wine? Why does it feel like I'm drinking a hot pot base mixed with tomato hot pot and spicy hot pot?" Maye said, sticking out his tongue and making a painful expression.

"This is what Bloody Mary tastes like. The main ingredients are tomato juice and vodka, in addition to celery juice, black pepper, salt, and a special chili sauce. The taste is a bit strange, so some people call it the most difficult cocktail in the world. The reason we prepared it is mainly to create a big gimmick and satisfy our guests' curiosity." Tan Xiang smiled and asked the maid to bring clean water for Maye to rinse her mouth.

"Aren't these all seasonings for cooking? They can also be drunk as wine... It seems that not everyone can be the queen." Maye rinsed her mouth, but still felt the sour feeling in her mouth lingering, so she had to grab a few konpeito in front of Liaoying and eat them.

"It's boring to just sit here like this. Let me tell you about Maye's childhood." Li Xuan suddenly said.

"Huh? You knew Maya when you were a child?" Kamisaki asked in surprise.

"I don't know, but I just know." Li Xuan smiled mysteriously.

"Tsk! You're just talking nonsense! I don't even remember anything about my childhood, how would you know?" Nanamiya Maya said disdainfully.

"That may not be the case - do you know? Maye tried to make a Bloody Mary when she was a child." Li Xuan said with a smile.

Hearing this topic, Kamisaki and Ryoying both leaned over. Because it was too crowded for four people to sit together, Li Xuan and Li Sijie simply held one each and put them on their laps - after all, the two little lolis were petite and it was not difficult to hold them.

"Huh? Then why did she vomit after taking a sip? She should know what this thing tastes like." Li Sijie said.

"Because she mixed the Bloody Mary that she imagined. She was still in elementary school at the time. She heard the name of Bloody Mary on TV and thought it was very cool, so she made it herself. She thought the recipe for Bloody Mary was wine + blood, so she stole her father's sake, cut her finger and dripped blood into the wine." Li Xuan said.

"Wow, isn't that very dangerous?" asked Li Sijie.

"It's okay, because she only cut a little skin. After squeezing out a few drops of blood, she felt too painful and didn't dare to continue cutting. Because a few drops of blood couldn't make the wine turn the red color shown on TV, she went to the kitchen to steal brown sugar and added it in, but the redness was still not enough. Guess what happened in the end?" Li Xuan asked.

"Hate it, don't make me guess!" Li Sijie rubbed her shoulder against Li Xuan and said.

"In the end, she stole the soy sauce from home and forced the sake to become a black with a hint of red. Not to mention, this color combination really looks like the real thing. Miss Maya was intoxicated for a while, hypnotizing herself that it was real blood, and then she blew the whole bottle of sake. She was drunk like mud on a rainy day. When her parents found out, her drumstick hurt for several days." Li Xuan laughed.

Everyone couldn't help laughing after hearing this, except Nanamiya Maya, whose face turned red like a steamed crab - the story told by Li Xuan completely hit the most embarrassing point in her memory.

"Is this true, Maye?" Liaoying asked curiously.

"Of course it's fake! How could I do such a stupid thing!" Maya hurriedly denied.

"Then let me tell you another story! Actually, what I just said was nothing. When Maya was little, she always used a clothesline as a katana to practice Iai, wore a bed sheet as a cape to show off, and even gave everyone in the class nicknames and hidden identities:

For example, the quiet girl sitting next to her is secretly a big-time angel, and the girl sitting behind her with a bit of a big mouth is a blood dragon that devours the world. Once, the blood dragon girl had a nosebleed everywhere, and she was convinced she had evidence, so she went to the other party to verify it, leaving them confused.

Because she was so boisterous, her parents suspected she had a mental illness and sent her to the hospital for examination. The doctor, at a loss for words, said she was healthy, just a little over-energized. From then on, she held up the diagnosis and claimed she had a second personality or something. "Li Xuan sipped his juice and recounted this with great emotion," he said.

Chapter 588 Popping Candy

All of these memories were extracted by Alice from Maya's most embarrassing memories. Maya was so embarrassed that her toes were digging into the ground, her fingers were knotted, and her face became even redder.

"Maye, why is your face red? Isn't it all fake?" Liaoying asked, looking up.

"Radiant!" Maya defended.

"Then why did it fail again?" Li Sijie asked.

"Because you are wearing yellow glasses, everything you see is yellow!" Li Xuan said, stuffing the word "habit" into her mouth, making her calm down temporarily.

"Big brother, is there anything else? Liaoying wants to continue listening." Liaoying turned around and asked.

"I want to hear a story too!" Kamisaki echoed.

"Okay, then I'll tell you another one." Li Xuan looked at Maye and smiled.

Only then did Zhen Ye realize what it meant to be on pins and needles. She felt even more embarrassed than being naked in public. How could Li Xuan know all that past? And he even described it in such detail!

No, we can't let him continue talking!

"Wait a minute! Let's change the topic! It would be boring to keep making up stories, right?" In order to avoid social death, Maye hurriedly stopped.

"Okay, then Your Majesty, could you please tell us some interesting stories about the royal family? Are there any that are a bit romantic?" Li Xuan said.

"What's so good about the royal family? It's boring. You have to act so pretentious every day. Let me tell you about my asshole brother. My eldest brother is bisexual. He used to date a man and a woman at the same time. The man was a transvestite. He asked the transvestite to seduce the girl, and then he would fuck her from behind... My second brother is a transvestite himself. He likes to dress up as a woman and play 4i. He would scream when fucked by girls..." Kamisaki was a little more relaxed at this time, and exposed the ugly things in his family without any hesitation.

Maye blushed when she heard this, but she still felt happy after hearing Li Xuan talk about his dark history.

Kamisaki's story was not as eloquent as Li Xuan's, but the information he revealed was harsh enough, and it was His Majesty the Emperor himself who revealed the royal family's dirty laundry, so it still attracted everyone's attention.

However, while Kamisaki was telling the story, Li Xuan began to do something bad secretly.

He quietly opened a micro-portal in Maya's passage, but Maya couldn't detect it because the magic power was sealed.

Then Li Xuan gently picked up a pack of popping candies, tore open the package, and sprinkled them directly in through the portal.

“?!!!” Maye’s whole body suddenly shook, and she felt like a certain part of her body was crackling.

Maye looked around and found that Li Xuan was looking at her with malicious eyes, and in his hand was an opened pack of popping candies.

Thinking about how Li Xuan had once transferred the tools used in the crime directly into his own body, Maye immediately understood what had happened.

Her face flushed and she quickly turned her head away from him, but this could not change the fact that the popping candies were still popping wildly.

The popping candy crackled in such a delicate area. Although it didn't make Maya orgasm, it was itchy and made her very uncomfortable.

Maye didn't want others to notice that something was wrong with her, so she twisted her legs back and forth as if she had to go to the bathroom urgently. Fortunately, the effect of the popping candy was not long-lasting, and after a few minutes, it gradually subsided.

Maya breathed a sigh of relief - since the monster didn't succeed in this prank, it was considered a small success.

But Li Xuan wasn't ready to let her go. After the popping candy had almost melted, he opened another pack of popping candy in front of her and poured it into the cup in front of him.

The entrance to the portal happened to be at the bottom of Li Xuan's cup.

Maya immediately felt a packet of powder invading her delicate garden, and the crackling sensation sounded again.

Maye glared at Li Xuan, trying to suppress his momentum with his righteousness, but Li Xuan was not moved at all and quietly took a big durian on the table.

Maye was startled and quickly changed her eyes to one of submission and pleading for mercy. Li Xuan smiled slightly and pushed Durian aside, letting her go for the time being.

But as a price, a small wireless ricochet bullet was put in.

The ricocheting bullets acted like stirring sticks, increasing the intensity of the release of carbon dioxide in the popping candy, and Maya suddenly reached a small climax.

She gritted her teeth and endured it, squeezing her legs together hard to fill the gap in the absolute airspace.

However, the impact of Pop Rocks continues.

"I'll go to the bathroom first!" Maya couldn't bear the strange itchy feeling, and the melted sugar liquid was also sticky, making her feel very uncomfortable.

"Go ahead, and come back early to listen to stories." Li Xuan said with a smile.

Maye didn't answer, but directly asked Tanxiang where the bathroom was and hurried in.

She hurriedly locked the door, turned on the faucet, lifted the hem of her skirt and bit it with her teeth, pulled down her purple lace panties, and began to wash with clean water using her hands.

However, Li Xuan placed the popping candy very deep, almost close to the bottom of the pistil, and Maye's slender fingers could not reach it at all, leaving her stuck in between, feeling itchy and uncomfortable.

"Damn it... How could they put this kind of stuff in there..." Maye gritted her teeth and cursed Li Xuan, but before she could curse twice, the third, fourth and fifth packs of popping candies were put in one after another, and they jumped up and down under the stirring of the bouncing bullets.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it!!!" Maya looked left and right, but couldn't find a way to get more and more popping candies out. However, the crackling feeling was getting stronger and stronger, and she had to find a way to solve it.

Just then, she suddenly found an empty mineral water bottle next to the sink.

"It seems this is the only way!" Maye simply made up her mind, filled an empty bottle with water and placed it on the ground, then endured the strong crackling feeling and stood upside down with her hands against the wall.

Then she carefully bent her arms and used her head and right hand to support herself on the ground. She then freed her left hand to pick up the bottle. She made up her mind, aimed the bottle mouth at her entrance and pressed down.

The threaded bottle mouth suddenly sank in, and under the action of gravity, the water in the bottle gurgled into Maya's channel.

After being diluted with clean water, the popping candy soon stopped crackling and the sticky feeling disappeared. Maya finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, just stand up and get the sugar water out.

Li Xuan was dumbfounded when he saw this scene through the hunting radar: He originally just wanted to tease Maye, but he didn't expect that she could think of such a thing?

However, this is also an opportunity to make fun of her.

"Alice, freeze her." Li Xuan ordered quietly.

So when Maye was about to put down her legs, she was surprised to find that she couldn't move.

Her current posture is that she is upside down with her right hand and head supporting the ground, her legs resting on the wall, and her right hand holding a water bottle pointing at the entrance. The water in the bottle is even slowly pouring in.

"Oh no... Why can't I move? At this time..." Maye was anxious, but with her magic power sealed, she had no ability to resist Alice.

Chapter 589 When is the Lemon Sour?

On Li Xuan's side, Kamisaki was still talking non-stop:

"Let me tell you, my second brother actually plays even more extravagantly than my eldest, but he also has his moments of excess. One time, he deliberately dressed in women's clothes and pretended to be drunk outside a bar, waiting to be picked up. Coincidentally, my eldest brother was also drinking in the same bar that day..."

"Wait a minute, we can't enjoy such an interesting plot alone. Miss Maya has been in the bathroom for too long, right? Liaoying, go and see if she fell in." Li Xuan ordered.

Liaoying nodded, jumped off Li Xuan's legs, and went to the bathroom under the guidance of Tanxiang.

Seeing that the bathroom door was locked, Liaoying knocked on the door: "Maye, are you ready? The master wants you to go back and listen to the story."

Maye heard someone and suddenly felt panicked: "I'm not finished yet! You guys listen to it first!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xuan suddenly opened the entrance of the portal to the bottom of the spring, and a large amount of spring water poured in in an instant.

Because Maya is now in an upside-down position, the exit of the portal is also facing upwards. The huge water pressure instantly pours the melted sugar liquid and the ricochets into the mineral water bottle.

How could a small water bottle withstand such water pressure? The next second, it flew out with a "pop" sound, hit the ceiling, and then fell to the ground with a thud.

The spring water continued to gush out from the entrance of Maye, erupting like a fountain to a height of more than one meter, and then dispersing into white water droplets and falling down.

Maye was hit in the face by the splashing water from her own fountain, looking utterly miserable, but the worst was clearly yet to come. Liaoying heard the loud sound of water and the clanging of bottles, and thought something had happened. She hurriedly shouted, "Maye?! Are you okay? Is the faucet broken?"

"It's okay... gurgle gurgle... it's me... gurgle gurgle~~ I accidentally... gurgle gurgle~" Maya wanted to make up an excuse to get away with it, but as soon as she opened her mouth, it was filled with the falling water. If Alice hadn't relaxed control of her head at this moment, she would have choked to death.

Unaware of the situation inside, Liaoying was immediately anxious. Her single-minded pursuit of revenge had kept her from interacting with anyone. Even within the Hunters, most magical girls were too afraid to approach her. Only Maye, the chatterbox, loved to chatter endlessly. His strength was so strong he wouldn't die at the slightest touch, so Liaoying had already considered Maye a precious friend.

"I'll come to save you!" Liaoying said, and suddenly hit the door lock with her shoulder.

She was a combat witch, and her physical abilities alone were astonishing. She broke down the door and rushed in in one breath.

Then she saw that Maye, whom she regarded as a friend, was standing upside down on the wall of the bathroom, splashing water like a fountain, and the whole bathroom was filled with water.

The impact of the water does not stop there, because the excessive water pressure sprays out from the depths through the channel, and the water flow along the way brings Mayo unimaginable pleasure.

Although she had already experienced being penetrated by Li Xuan through the air, how could she withstand this kind of rush from the opposite direction? She was almost constantly climaxing. Although her body could not move, her muscles were trembling with small amplitudes and high frequencies.