"The old man still wants to use both soft and hard tactics. Forget it, let's give him a way out first." The lava monkey curled his lips, curled his tail around the pen, and annotated the document in a flamboyant manner:
To His Excellency Ohnoki:
I am the Four-Tails Son Goku, the current Prime Minister of Konoha. I represent all members of the Tailed Beast Organization and officially declare: We voluntarily join the Hidden Leaf Village! If the Hidden Leaf Village dares to act rashly—the Tailed Beast Balls will be ready!
PS: If you, Ohnoki, lead your troops to join Konoha, I, Old Sun, will make you Marquis Potato.
After finishing the review, he did not forget to put a paw print on it. The lava monkey shook his head proudly and threw another piece of rice cracker into his mouth.
Then he skipped over to pick up a bottle of soda from the refrigerator, brought it to his desk, opened it, inserted a straw, took a sip, and then opened the next one.
It is Uchiha Itachi's application for retirement.
The lava monkey's tail suddenly stiffened, and he scratched his head: "Huh? The Uchiha family's brat is retiring? Isn't he Konoha's Phoenix Hatchling? He has a bright future."
It opened the application with its paw and saw the following words written neatly on it:
Reason for applying for retirement:
1. Excessive use of the Mangekyō Sharingan has caused severe vision loss, close to blindness.
2. Permanent damage to the chakra meridian system.
3. The doctor recommends rest.
The lava monkey's tail unconsciously curled into a question mark shape: "How old is this kid? His body is already broken like this?"
Since ancient times, important officials who wanted to retire and return home would have to be persuaded to stay three times.
The lava monkey thought so and was about to write down his rejection when he suddenly remembered something and turned around and shouted, "Hokage! Your Uchiha brat is retiring!"
At this time, Naruto Sarutobi Hiruzen had finished his daily tasks in the mobile game and was smoking a cigarette by the window, looking at the streets of Konoha. Hearing this, he turned around in surprise: "What? Itachi's application for retirement?"
The little monkey nimbly jumped onto Sandai's shoulder and handed him the document. "Look, this reason is written like a medical record."
The Sandaime quickly scanned the application, his brows furrowed tighter and tighter. "Where's the medical department's diagnosis report?"
"Here it is!" The Four-Tails used its tail to roll out a report from the pile of documents. "It's signed by Tsunade herself... Huh?"
The report ends with the following:
Recommendation: Retirement and recuperation.
Note: If the patient continues to be a ninja, his estimated remaining lifespan is no more than one year.
The office suddenly fell silent. Lava Monkey swung his tail and watched the smoke rising from the Sandaime's pipe.
"Approve it." After a long moment, the Sandaime sighed softly, "But add one condition..."
He picked up a pen and added to the application:
[Approved for retirement, transferred to Konoha Ninja School as Special Advisor. Monthly salary is paid according to the standard of Jonin, and medical expenses will be fully reimbursed after retirement.]
The lava monkey touched his chin and asked doubtfully, "Aren't you trying to persuade him to stay three times? Wouldn't it be more prestigious for the important official to retire and go home this way?"
Sarutobi Hiruzen said: "Forget it, let him rest in peace."
……
"Thank you, Miss Shizune."
Sunlight streamed through the glass windows of the corridor. Uchiha Itachi, dressed in a hospital gown, sat quietly in a wheelchair. His pale face looked particularly thin in the light and shadow. He tilted his head slightly, feeling the long-lost warmth of the sun.
"You're welcome." Shizune pushed the wheelchair, her voice soft, "This is the responsibility of the medical department."
She noticed Itachi's fingers unconsciously rubbing the armrests of his wheelchair and asked, "Feeling better?"
A faint smile appeared on Itachi's lips: "Yeah, much better." His voice was very soft, but with a long-lost calmness.
At the corner of the corridor, a few girls from the medical class saw them and immediately hid aside with red faces. Shizune couldn't help but smile: "It seems that our Konoha Phoenix Chick is still very popular."
Shizune couldn't help but think that the Uchiha family was famous for producing handsome men. When this Uchiha Itachi was in the hospital, the girl from the medical class always found excuses to come up and visit him.
Things like homemade nutritious lunch boxes, delicious fruits, and interesting romance novels always appear for various reasons.
That is, I am old.
Shizune lowered her head and peeked at Uchiha Itachi's profile.
Otherwise, I might end up like these little girls.
Itachi shook his head helplessly, but his eyes were inadvertently attracted by the scene outside the window——
In the courtyard, a one-armed man was bending over and speaking to the blond boy. He was wearing a familiar dark blue robe with a stand-up collar, and his black hair covered his left eye.
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The two people's eyes suddenly collided inside and outside the glass window.
The one-armed man froze noticeably, then immediately grabbed the boy and turned away. The boy stumbled back, his blue eyes filled with confusion.
"That's..." Shizune followed Itachi's gaze and frowned in confusion, "Strange, that child looks a bit like Naruto?"
The wheelchair armrests suddenly made a subtle clicking sound, and Shizune was surprised to see that Itachi's knuckles were white from excessive force.
"Shizune." His voice remained calm, yet it held an undeniable sense of oppression. "Notify the Hokage."
Shizune was startled, her body subconsciously tensed. The aura emanating from this ninja, who was even younger than her, actually gave her a chill.
Is this the true aura of the former S-rank rebel ninja?
"Is it an enemy attack?" She quickly became alert, her fingers already reaching for her ninja tool bag.
Itachi slowly withdrew his gaze, the sharpness in his eyes quietly disappearing: "No."
He paused for a moment and said, "It might be more troublesome than an enemy attack."
At the corner of the corridor, a young girl from the medical class dropped the nutritious lunch box in her hands with a thud - she had never seen the always gentle and sickly handsome Uchiha senior show such an expression.
……
A cold system prompt sound seemed to ring out in the void.
Matching you with an equally matched opponent...
The match was successful.
Upper Six.Girl Taro Daki
VS
Demon Slayer Corps. Tanjiro and the three main characters.
Battlefield loading completed——
The fight begins.
A small snake swam out from under Tanjiro's feet and quickly moved to the corner of the battlefield without anyone noticing.
Daki's fingertips trembled slightly, and the silk ribbon curled up unconsciously - the oppressive feeling brought by the group of "Pillar-level Cursed Demons" just now still lingered in her bones. And now these three little demons in front of her...
It looks much more normal.
Maybe win?
No... I still want to escape...
She already felt that the situation was not good.
She secretly glanced at Jifu Taro with her eyes, and her lips moved: "Brother, should we..."
Jifutaro glared at Daki and said, "You can't say it, or you will die."
Just as Daki was about to say something else, the auras of the three Demon Slayers in front of her were undergoing a terrifying change—
Dark cursed marks filled with evil aura began to appear on the heads and bodies of Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke.
A strange atmosphere filled the battlefield.
The prostitute Taro immediately started cursing at Daki.
"You useless sister! Get out of here! It's all because of you, this useless piece of shit, that's holding me back. Otherwise, I would have killed these three Demon Slayers long ago!"
Daki looked aggrieved, and tears welled up in her eyes even though she was an evil ghost.
The prostitute Futaro cursed even louder: "Get out! You loser! Don't delay me!"
"Even if we are enemies, it's not okay for you to scold your sister like that. Brothers and sisters should get along well with each other." Tanjiro couldn't help but advise.
Zenitsu and a pig were speechless. It was already this time, and this Tanjiro still had the mood to meddle in the private affairs of ghosts.
A pig was too lazy to listen, so he summoned his breathing skills and attacked directly with his chainsaw and double swords.
Seeing that the countdown to the decisive battle had begun, Jifutaro gave Daki a final look, turned around, and with his bloody sickle tearing through the air, he swooped down at Inosuke with a sinister smile: "Let me chop you into pieces!"
After a brief confrontation, both Jifutaro and Inosuke were sent flying backwards, blood splattering everywhere.
But a whirring sound of excitement came from his pig head: "That's it, that's it! The feeling is coming! Upper Rank, help me practice!"
“Huff, huff, huff—!!”
A maniacal laugh erupted from beneath Inosuke's pig-head mask, blood spurting from his fang-like respirator. He dropped to all fours like a true beast, his chainsaw blades scraping dazzling sparks across the ground.
"Hahaha, your brother and sister's heads are the stepping stones for me to become a pillar!" He suddenly leaped up, and his muscles covered with evil magatama expanded at a speed visible to the naked eye, "Beast Breathing·Land Fang——"
Meat grinder with chaotic blades!
The two swords turned into a violent sawtooth whirlwind, and Jifutaro's blood sickle was actually cracked!
"This brat! Why is the poison so ineffective? Are they still human?" Under pressure, Jifutaro's face twisted, and he was forced to retreat. He glanced at Daki—his sister was still standing there, her silk ribbon drooping limply.
This idiot sister...why doesn't she run away...
Tanjiro's Nichirin Sword suddenly slashed from the side: "Your attention is too distracted!"
Kifutaro blocked Tanjiro hastily and pushed him away, but he saw that Zenitsu had circled behind him at some point, with lightning condensing on the tip of his sword.
Thunderbolt, lightning speed!
Golden lightning cut off one of his arms.
Under the power of the ghost, the wound healed quickly, but Jifutaro still screamed in pain.
Inosuke's two swords have arrived, and this blow is for the neck.
"Brother——!" Duji finally woke up, and the silk ribbons surged like waves.
But it was too late.
All the rescue ribbons were cut by Zenitsu.
The prostitute Futaro's head had been severed. The evil pig-headed man held his head and laughed wildly: "I have captured the enemy general!"
The pig-headed man held the Nichirin sword upside down in his other hand and was about to stab the prostitute Taro's head between the eyebrows with another blow.
"Xiaomei, run!" Jifutaro's head let out a final roar in Inosuke's arms, trying his best to bite off Inosuke's fingers.
However, the Nichirin sword passed through the prostitute's mouth and pierced the back of his head. The pig-headed man even commented: "How strange, he didn't die like this."
Tears suddenly burst out of Daki's eyes. She waved her silk ribbon like crazy: "You are not allowed to hurt my brother! Blood Demon Art Eightfold Belt Slash!"
Swish.
A flash of red light appeared.
"You're too distracted. Don't do that next time."
Tanjiro came from behind and stabbed the useless Daki in the neck.
The girl's ghostly head flew high into the sky, perfectly coinciding with the scene of her brother being beheaded.
The bosses in the twin mode died at the same time.
In the gradually fading pupils of the prostitute Taro, the falling figure of his sister was reflected: Xiaomei...
There were tears in Daki's eyes: Brother...
The two heads fell to the ground simultaneously, turning to ashes before hitting the ground. The obsession that had lingered for a century vanished in this moment.
"Huh..." Tanjiro sheathed his sword, and the cursed marks on his body slowly faded away. "They...actually..."
"Shut up, Tanjiro!" Zenitsu covered his mouth with his hand. "You're not going to say something like 'Although they're ghosts, the brother-sister relationship is very touching', right?"
"Hehehe!" Inosuke tied the haori of Jifutaro around his waist, "I'm the first one to cut off the head of an upper-rank rank in this decisive battle! Did you see that? From now on, call me Pig Pillar-sama!"
In the darkness, the inconspicuous little snake swam quietly.
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