Feeling that the idea was not feasible, new orders were issued urgently.
Suddenly, everyone rushed to grab their water guns and pointed them at Ritsu Narushe. He was still frantically shouting "Cease Fire!" and "We're one of you!" as if begging for mercy from someone, holding his shield.
The next second, they saw Naruse Ritsu voluntarily drop his shield, and their faces lit up with joy. However, the next scene left them all silent.
Carrying the equipment does not affect her movement. Like the most agile acrobat on the stage, Ritsu Narose dodges and moves in the splashing water.
"I have seen many humans like you."
As he spoke, the students' offensive intensified once again. Their instincts were frantically warning them that something horrible was about to happen.
"Admittedly, you're familiar with the terrain and can take advantage of it. Furthermore, with your sheer numbers, it's only natural that you think a combined attack would be enough to overwhelm me." His voice remained remarkably steady as his figure shifted between the crisscrossing currents. "Unfortunately, your tactics are too naive, and your gaze betrays your thoughts completely."
His blunt words made the group of elementary school students blush. For those beginning to value their self-esteem, Naruse Ritsu's actions were a sharp slap in the face, his words a crushing blow to their morale.
They already suspected that this was the truth, but the more this was the case, the less likely they would obey.
"When dealing with newbies like you, I always believe in teaching by example." Standing in the center of the encirclement, Ritsu Narushe calmly scanned the group of panicked challengers. "I'll let you experience firsthand what true martial arts are—"
He paused, then took the silver-white twin guns at his waist in his hands, reflecting a dazzling light in the light.
"ended."
"D-Dad!?"
In the audience seats not far away, Sanjiao Chuhua suddenly saw new audience members appearing around him from nowhere, and his mind was in chaos.
However, her father said nothing more, instead looking solemnly at the chaotic battlefield. As for Sanjiao Chuhua herself, she looked left and right, and finally could only stare in amazement at this stage, not knowing where it would lead.
5. One shot kills evil, one shot calms the soul
"It's time to go—"
Stretching his body into a starting position that would facilitate the release of force, Mingse Ritsu's eyes focused as he shouted, "Breaking Rock, Unparalleled Sky-Splitting Strike!"
Before he finished speaking, it was as if he entered bullet time.
Figures armed with dual rifles appeared in a flash, one after another, in front of the elementary school student, on his side, and behind him. A stronger stream of water suddenly erupted, bringing a slight chill to the scorching air. While this warmth, which would have been refreshing for ordinary people, chilled the elementary school students surrounding Ritsu Narushe.
The vision was cut into several parts by the water stream shooting in the air, the weapons fell to the ground, and the elementary school students who had been undefeated in this land for a long time stood there motionless.
After a moment, they belatedly touched their chests and felt a damp sensation on their palms. Turning stiffly, they saw the wet marks on others' backs. Only then did they finally realize what was happening, and they fell to the ground like dominoes.
"How..." The sixth-grade student at the Great Perfection stage, who had been tricked into the top position on the Liangshan Marsh in tears, had a dazed expression on his face. He muttered something like a soul leaving his body, "Maybe..."
——Where did this secret weapon come from?
The doubts in his heart could not be expressed, and the last loser fell on the beach, announcing the end of this turmoil.
——【End】——
“Good skills!”
Mr. Sanjiao, one of the audience, immediately applauded and cheered.
“Eh, eh?”
Sanjiao Chuhua tilted his head to look at his father, then hurriedly joined in the applause, while also making meaningless cheers.
Having no interest in humiliating the weak, Naruse Ritsu put away his two water guns after finishing off the group of elementary school students. Seeing Sanjiao Chuhua clapping foolishly on the side, he couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"
"???"
Seeing her father staring at her with the same bewildered expression, Sanjiao Chuhua was petrified. She was silent at first, then turned around, and finally squatted on the ground with her hands covering her face, refusing to say another word to them.
Not wanting to disturb the girl who was enjoying herself next to him, Ritsu Narose looked at the man who had followed him and his daughter all the way here: "This should be okay, right? Regardless of other places, at least they won't come to the beach again..."
——"Please guide us!"
Before he could finish his words, he heard the sound of hurried footsteps behind him.
Looking in the direction of the sound, he saw that all the people who had just fallen to the ground had gathered around him, clamoring to catch him... to invite him to be a fellow traveler, to become sworn brothers, and to repeat the story of Peach Garden.
"You really are popular with the kids."
Glancing at the person behind this, Naruse Ritsu grumbled, "I don't remember being very good at taking care of children."
"Haha," the man patted his shoulder with an unsettling laugh. "Don't underestimate your youth. You'll be useful someday."
For some reason, Ritsu Narose felt a sense of vicissitudes of life.
—Isn't that right? I think your daughter is quite sensible, isn't she?
——It’s because she is too sensible that I seem useless.
They looked at each other in silence. The man, whose wife and daughter were not at home and had to go to the cafeteria for lunch, smiled wryly, then waved goodbye and left the beach.
Seeing that their conversation ended, the beach, which had just become quiet, became noisy again.
Turning around and looking at the group of elementary school students, wherever Ritsu Narose's eyes fell, they all quieted down out of courtesy.
No, can you guys just be a little more naughty? It's going to be hard for me to say no to you guys!
Noticing that Sankaku Hatsuka was hiding quietly behind him, Naruse Ritsu's eyes flashed and a new idea was born in his mind.
Clearing his throat, he gave an enigmatic smile: "If you want to learn, I can teach you."
In an instant, there was thunderous applause and the scene was full of joy.
——"But there are also requirements."
When he finished speaking, there was complete silence, and everyone listened attentively.
Leaving one water gun behind and throwing the other into Sankaku Chuhua's hands, Mingse Ritsu announced that the [Treasure Hunting Group] would reorganize the cabinet. At the same time, he turned into a power dog and appointed Sankaku Chuhua as the fake lord and commander-in-chief of all military forces at home and abroad.
The standard water gun that had been completely transformed in the hardware store fell into his hands, and Sanjiao Chuhua immediately felt the eyes from all sides focused on this treasure.
Yes, at this moment, this water gun is more attractive to them than knight's belt, plastic figurines, and stolen glue models!
Although she didn't know what to do, her possessive instinct made her hold tightly onto the gift sent by Naruse Ritsu. Still feeling uncertain, Sankaku Hatsuka heard Naruse Ritsu's next plan and looked up in surprise.
An hour later, she stood in the shade of a tree, whistling silently, while the new leader, Ritsu Narushe, kept saying harsh words.
——"Run! Or I'll have to borrow a jeep and chase you!"
Even if it's a joke, it's too scary!
Taking a quick glance at Ritsu Narose, Sankaku Hatsuhua saw him pick up a straight and smooth branch from somewhere and play with it in his hand, looking like he was enjoying it.
"God-sama is even more enthusiastic than I thought..."
"Really?" Unable to detect the strangeness in Sankaku Hatsuka's words, Naruse Ritsu nonchalantly said as he examined the legendary branch, which resembled a cross sword. "Because to me, it's pretty much the same as in the game."
"game?"
"Healthy eating, a regular sleep schedule, and exercise—these three things that are good for your body are often abandoned due to a lack of sense of achievement, so just find a way to solve this problem."
After tossing the branch as a prize, Ritsu Narose was glad that this was a remote island, otherwise it would not be so easy to fool a child of this age.
"Besides," he looked at the blonde girl beside him and gradually revealed his previous thoughts, "Chuhua can also take this opportunity to rebuild his relationship with the children on the island."
"Eh?"
"Because often, all it takes to become friends is an opportunity."
After saying that, Ritsu Narose checked the water gun in his hand, thinking about what props to use as the carrot to hang in front of the donkey.
"So... Lord God agreed to them because of me?" Sanjiao Chuhua lowered his head and stared at the pebbles on the ground and asked in a low voice.
"more or less."
Her mood became cheerful, but she was also a little dissatisfied with the tone that was trying to fool her.
Picking up the water gun, Sanjiao Chuhua was just about to test it on the bushes beside her when she saw the elementary school students who were exercising looking at the deputy commander's certificate in her hand with envy.
This time, not only was she not timid at all, but she stood there with her hands on her hips.
Not knowing the consequences of his provocative behavior, Sanjiao Chuhua was still immersed in his inner joy.
It wasn't until the next morning when she just went out that she saw a group of elementary school students standing at the door of Ritsu Narose's house waiting.
Seeing her appear, they all showed the unique expression of a dog, and looked at the deputy leader who arrived late with a very proud look.
6. A cute Labrador~
The island's radio suddenly sounded, and after a burst of noisy electric sound ended, Dvorak's "From the New World" drifted away from it.
The sun was setting, and after giving out today's prizes, Ritsu Narose announced the disbandment of his group to his members.
As he set out on his journey back to the town, he finally couldn't stand the resentful looks he had endured that day and looked at the blonde girl walking beside him.
"Chuhua, do you have anything to tell me?"
"Eh?" Hearing her own name, Sanjiao Chuhua looked up. Their eyes crossed, and she lowered her head to the ground, whispering, "No..."
It was obviously me who came first...
Holding a small backpack, Sanjiao Chuhua walked gloomily in the fifth month. Qi Zhuo also muttered to himself in his heart.
From the moment they left in the morning, Naruse Ritsu was surrounded by a group of happy elementary school students. Even their lunch break was shared at the town cafeteria—they were clearly going home, so why would they rush out with their lunch boxes?
Glancing at Naruse Ritsu, she said in a somewhat complicated tone, "Everyone is very enthusiastic."
"Yeah, so enthusiastic that I feel a little guilty."
It was outrageous to see a group of people waiting outside when he opened the door early in the morning. He was not a man who wanted to be the boss of the children, so he should just forget about their enthusiasm.
"Um, do you have any plans tonight?"
"In the evening," he answered without thinking when he heard Sanjiao Chuhua's question, "I plan to go to other places in town, such as the bathhouse."
As she spoke casually, Ritsu Narose had no idea that she would meet someone again in the bathhouse a few hours later.
The bangs that originally covered his left eye were combed back with hairspray. As soon as he put on his new skin, Ritsu Narose saw a golden figure appear at the front desk of the bathhouse.
Perhaps because she had just finished a bath, the girl's already rosy face was now flushed. The loose white T-shirt she wore only made her figure appear even smaller. The faint fragrance of shower gel wafted in as she approached.
——"What a coincidence, Master Shen!"
What a coincidence!
Ritsu Narose silently looked at Sankaku Hatsuka.
Under his subtle gaze, the girl finally couldn't bear the shame of having her lie exposed on the spot.
Having completely forgotten his prepared speech, Sanjiao Chuhua was about to escape the awkward situation when he heard a call from behind...
……
Arriving at the table tennis room next door, Ritsu Narose handed the rented racket to Sankaku Hatsuka.
"Has Chuhua ever played table tennis?"
“I—” Blinking, Triangle Chuhua put his fingertips together and whispered back, “I’ve fought a little before, but I wasn’t very skilled.”
"Then just fight casually for now." Nodding to show his understanding, Ritsu Narose had already decided on the level of strength he should exert.
Walking across from Naruse Ritsu, Sankaku Hatsuka stood up straight and waved: "I'm ready—"
A gust of cool wind suddenly blew in from under her armpit, causing her to tense up suddenly. Realizing that her actions were somewhat indecent, Sanjiao Chuhua quickly lowered her arms with a flushed face.
Covering her sleeves, her body felt like a rusted, jammed machine. Pressing her lips tightly together, she stiffly looked up to find Naruse Ritsu, his back to her, juggling a ping-pong ball with a paddle.
“…Did you see it?”
"what?"
Seeing that he was still pretending to be stupid, dissatisfaction gathered on Sanjiao Chuhua's face, and finally formed cute bulges on his cheeks.
“Too much…”
Well, even if it wasn't intentional, it was only natural that she would be angry. Not wanting to argue with a middle school student, Naruse Ritsu reassured her, "Don't worry, I didn't see anything."
Suddenly, Sanjiao Chuhua felt that he was underestimated.
What does it mean?
Confused and unhappy, the girl's brows knitted together slightly. She wanted to say something, but in the end, she could only sigh silently.
Just as he was about to let the matter go, Sanjiao Chuhua heard another loud noise coming from outside, which was getting louder and louder.
A few seconds later, several more people appeared in the room where there were originally only the two of them, and Ritsu Narose was surrounded by several girls.
"Can we join in, too?"
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