Siren Commander, a mole in his own port

Binjiang asked curiously, "Ms. Noshiro, what do you mean by that?"

Noshiro put down her cutlery and spoke seriously, "I've studied the available information. The port area isn't monolithic. There are two major organizations, the Azur Lane and the Red Axis, but there are more than a dozen subdivided factions. They often clash with each other, and there are even signs of a split."

Hu Teng said, "We all know this, there's no need to repeat it... Oh, you explained it to him, right? Go on."

Noshiro glanced around and lowered her voice, "I'm wondering, since only one commander made the request from Azur Lane, the Crimson Axis might not see it that way. Furthermore, if their conflicts escalate in the future, will they really be willing to work under the same commander?"

Binjiang widened his eyes slightly and asked, "What do you mean...?"

What's going on? It's not even written in the script.

Noshiro's pretty face shone with a hint of stern intelligence. "So, I'm thinking, instead of trying to become the commander of Azur Lane or Crimson Axis, why not lower the bar a bit and start with a small faction? Firstly, the difficulty will definitely be lowered. Secondly, if everyone chooses a faction to conquer, not only will there be no competition, but we can also help each other."

Binjiang came up with a plan and laughed, "Good idea, let's do it. Luo Yun, I think it would be best if you start with Donghuang. The customs there are similar to yours, so you should be able to integrate into it quickly."

"Not really. The Donghuang shipgirls are conservative and old-fashioned. They won't acknowledge the commander until the very last step. The difficulty is just higher than that of other factions." Bremerton, whom Luo Yun hadn't seen for a while, suddenly appeared out of nowhere and puffed out his chest. "It has to be the White Eagle faction. They must be warm and open-minded big sisters like me."

Hu Teng interrupted, "From what I've heard, the Iron-Blooded Shipgirls value loyalty. If we can capture one of them, it's almost like catching them all in one fell swoop."

"Actually, the Sakura Empire..."

Luo Yun was stunned after hearing this, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses: "Do you all know so much about KanColle? No, Sister Binjiang, you are from Donghuang, why did you give Donghuang to me, and you, I remember you..."

Seeing the situation was not good, Hu Teng immediately said, "Who said I wanted to give up Tiexue? Don't be so self-indulgent. I just think Noda's method is good."

"Haha, Donghuang is great, but there are too few shipgirls. It doesn't match my usual ambition." Binjiang smiled boldly, "As the big sister, of course I have to challenge the highest difficulty. Noshiro's suggestion is very good, but I just don't like it. I want to take over the entire Azur Lane! I'll leave Donghuang to you!"

Yixian and Zhenhai, you must remember my sacrifice. It would be unreasonable not to give me a three-day banquet.

Chapter 18 Matchmaking

After eating and drinking, Luo Yun said he wanted to go to the deck to get some fresh air. Binjiang once again followed him uninvited, as did Bremerton, whom he had met once before. As for the other girls, they seemed to have something to discuss and were deliberately avoiding others.

Luo Yun not only had no objection to the two little followers behind him, but was happy to see it happen. He believed that they had the same idea as him and wanted to get as much information as possible from each other so that they could make plans for the future.

"Luo Yun, I really think Noshiro's idea is a good one. It's better to pick on the weaker ones than to be hard on yourself. Don't be too ambitious. After taking down Donghuang, it's the same when you attack other factions."

Standing next to Luo Yun, Binjiang shared his insights non-stop: "Start with the younger ones. They don't understand the ways of the world and are the most wary of strangers. With the older ones, you can resort to some dishonorable coercive means. Anyway, as long as you succeed in the end, they will just accept their fate. But I don't recommend being so aggressive right from the start. There's really no other way..."

Luo Yun interrupted, "Sister Binjiang, I appreciate your kindness, but I don't think Noshiro's proposal should be fully trusted. The theory of multiple commanders, while plausible, contradicts the information we already know. She brought it up on her own initiative, perhaps for other purposes."

"Oh, you tend to overthink things. Did that Hu Teng guy indoctrinate you with conspiracy theories?" Bin Jiang said nonchalantly. "I've researched Noshiro's family background. She's always been one of the top students. Later, due to her outstanding qualifications, she entered the idol industry and was selected by the upper echelons almost immediately. As a candidate for commander, it can be said that she has never seen the dark side of society, so naturally, she wouldn't have any bad intentions."

Bremerton agreed, "Yes, I've dealt with her before. She's like a little white flower growing in a greenhouse. She's kind and gentle, but a bit rigid and doesn't know what flexibility is."

Binjiang chuckled, "A top student like her who hasn't seen the world is the easiest to fall into depravity. All you have to do is take her to try something exciting, and she'll have the illusion of falling in love with you. And then... well, with just a little trick, I guarantee you'll make her fall head over heels in love with you."

"Why didn't I realize before that Sister Binjiang, you also have the talent to be an emotional master?" Luo Yun looked helpless. "Besides, she's not a ship girl, what's the point of me capturing her?"

Binjiang said calmly, "Of course, the one who understands women best is the woman herself. Although she's not a shipgirl, if she becomes the commander, our lives will be in her hands. Do you think it's necessary to build a good relationship with her?"

"This..." Luo Yun hesitated for a moment, and had to admit that what Binjiang said made some sense.

Becoming a commander successfully is naturally the best outcome, but if you fail, building good relationships with other candidates may save your life at a critical moment.

No, he was an undercover agent sent by the Siren. Once his true identity was discovered, he would be killed by everyone, especially this group of candidates. It would be a great mercy for them to leave him with an intact body.

"I know what you're worried about. You're worried that one of them might be up to no good, right?" Bin Jiang patted his shoulder and soothed him. "If you ask me, you're just overthinking it. They're all elites handpicked from their respective factions. They wouldn't do something so shameful and harmful to themselves without any reason."

"Yeah, the Shipgirls are said to be the embodiment of truth, goodness, and beauty. No matter how you think about it, they would never choose a guy who has committed so many evil things as their commander, right?"

Bremerton and Binjiang sang the same tune, and although it did not completely dispel Luo Yun's concerns, it made him believe it to about 70%. Nodai probably came up with this plan with the mentality that one should not have the intention to harm others, but one must be on guard against others.

"I hope so." Luo Yun sighed, "Sister Binjiang, my mind is a little confused now. I want to go back and rest for a while."

Binjiang didn't buy it at all. She grabbed Luo Yun's arm and walked into the room. "I told you that you think too much, but you still don't believe me. Come with me. I'll take you to have some fun and relax. I guarantee that after this experience, you'll never think about those messy things again."

With the help of the Mind Cube, Luo Yun once thought that his physical fitness had surpassed that of ordinary humans. However, Binjiang used her strange strength to beat him back to reality. I really don’t know how this girl with such slender arms can burst out such powerful strength.

"What's so fun? No, Sister Binjiang, let go first!"

"Haha~ You'll know when we get there." Binjiang not only did not let go, but instead quickened her pace. She didn't want to give Luo Yun too much opportunity to think alone. What if the commander figured out something?

Soon after, the lounge.

"Huh—comfortable~" Binjiang stretched out her body, unapologetically showing off her curvy and voluptuous figure. Then she lazily lay down on the massage chair, took a sip of juice, and said comfortably, "With the support of the port area's technology, this fully automatic massage chair is becoming more and more intelligent. Luo Yun, what do you think?"

Luo Yun had a complicated expression: "It's quite comfortable, but isn't it a bit too lax to do this right after getting on board?"

"Why are you so tense? If it wasn't for us, why design this lounge?" Binjiang said seriously, "Let me tell you, being a commander is like pursuing a girl. Love yourself first, then love the other person. Of course, this only applies to you. People like us can only settle for the next best thing and try to become their best friends. While it's easier, it's also harder to get their approval."

"That's what you say, but isn't this cruise ship your asset?" Luo Yun complained, "And why do you always bring up this topic? Sister Binjiang, you weren't a matchmaker before, were you?"

"Hehe, your sister does dream of being a matchmaker, but I can't find the right person... Wait, aren't you one of them?" Bin Jiang suddenly had an idea, and a bold thought suddenly emerged in her heart. She turned over and sat up, her tone full of excitement. "Yeah, I'm free anyway, Luo Yun, I can help you find a partner?"

"...Sister Binjiang, if you're really full and have nothing to do, I suggest you get some beauty sleep, or relax, go fishing, or something, and don't bother me." Luo Yun decisively refused. "I don't want to be caught having affairs on a cruise ship, and drag down an innocent girl."

Binjiang said in a condescending tone, "Who says candidates aren't allowed to date? If it were really that strict, we'd been arm in arm so many times, and no one had ever said anything. Don't scare yourself."

Commander, it's time to give you some shocking news, otherwise when you arrive at the port, how will you face those passionate ship girls?

Chapter 19 Now is the time for clichés

"What do you think of Huten?"

Luo Yun thought for a moment and answered honestly, "He's aloof and doesn't want to be approached by strangers, but he's kind by nature and his suggestions are quite pertinent."

Binjiang looked up at him and asked in an ambiguous tone, "Do you like her?"

"I've only known her for less than half a day. What do you think?" Luo Yun asked back.

"I can't say for sure. She's so beautiful, I doubt you have any feelings for her," Binjiang joked. "Don't they say that when you see a beautiful girl for the first time, you might even decide what to name your child, right?"

“…I don’t think this is the same thing at all.”

Binjiang waved his hand: "Okay, I understand what you mean. You don't like her, right? Then let's change her. How about Noda? Although her breasts are not big, she has a gentle personality and a pair of eye-catching long legs in black stockings."

Luo Yun rubbed his brows and said tiredly, "Sister Binjiang, are you acting as a matchmaker or a pimp? She's a decent girl, how come she becomes so rude in your mouth?"

Binjiang asked with a smile, "Then how do you think I should introduce her? A rich girl? A rising star in the idol circle? Or some other random label? Putting aside whether they still make sense, ask yourself, are you interested in any of these labels?"

Luo Yun opened his mouth, but said nothing, yet it seemed as if he had said everything.

"See, I was right again! Even if I haven't eaten pork, I've seen pigs run." Binjiang patted his chest and said proudly, "For a young man like you, the most important things to look for in a partner are their figure, appearance, and emotional experience. I've specially picked out the key points for you. Shouldn't I say thank you?"

Luo Yun nodded silently and said with difficulty: "Thank you, Sister Binjiang."

If Binjiang had not controlled his financial lifeline, Luo Yun really didn't want to chat with her about such an abstract topic, but Binjiang gave her too much.

Binjiang laughed happily and said, "Haha~ That's right, so how do you feel about her?"

"Strict and gentle, elegant and rational, he will be a reliable partner."

Binjiang yelled, "What partner? Do you think this is starting a company? What I'm asking is, if she were your girlfriend, what would you think of her? Would you have any feelings for her?"

Luo Yun was about to speak, but then he looked around like a thief, fearing that Nengdai would suddenly appear. He lowered his voice and said, "I'm moved, but I always feel that after being with her, my three meals a day will be planned out in detail."

"Oh, I get it. It's hard to cheat if the rules are too strict, right?" Binjiang smiled knowingly. "You haven't even started dating yet, but you're already thinking about taking a concubine. You're ambitious, and I like that!"

Luo Yun said: "Sister Binjiang, let's not talk about the fact that you misunderstood my meaning. The view on marriage and love that you showed is also very problematic... Forget it, let's end this topic here. I don't like to make up stories about others behind their backs."

"Hey, come on! We just found something interesting, how can we just let it go?" Binjiang said hurriedly, "If you don't want to talk about others behind their backs, then find someone else. Someone you can meet face to face... Bremerton! Do you think she's suitable for you as a girlfriend?"

"Who? Me?" Bremerton was stunned. She hadn't expected that the melon would be eaten by herself. She subconsciously wanted to agree, but she realized that she couldn't be too enthusiastic. She could only pretend to be reserved and said, "It's not appropriate, right?"

Binjiang winked at her and said, "I'm not really asking you to be a couple. I'm just asking you to examine each other's strengths and weaknesses from the perspective of the opposite sex. It's a completely beneficial thing. Why do you all think I'm going to hurt you?"

You call yourself an emotional blogger, but you don't even realize such a good opportunity to ask some flattering questions. It's obvious that you are just an empty title.

"Oh, oh, so that's how it is. That's fine with me." Bremerton suddenly understood and agreed immediately. Then he looked at Luo Yun expectantly and shyly, "Luo Yun, what do you think of me?"

Luo Yun wanted to refuse, but when he saw Bremerton's expectant look, he swallowed the words back. He subconsciously glanced at Bremerton's chest, but then looked away embarrassedly.

If one wanted to comment on Bremerton, her plump and curvy figure was definitely a topic that could not be avoided, but putting it into words would seem like harassing her, leaving Luo Yun at a loss as to where to start.

Binjiang seemed to see his concerns and took the initiative to say, "Let me help you get started. Let's start with the body shape. Luo Yun, do you think Bremerton is big?"

Is there anyone who chats like this? Luo Yun wanted to dig a hole and bury himself in it, but when he found that Bremerton's reaction was just a little shy, he couldn't help but fall into self-doubt. Could it be that he was worrying too much, and the other party didn't care about this topic at all?

He tried to reply, "It's quite big. Probably the best-looking one I've ever seen."

"Haha~ Am I that good? Thank you for the compliment~" Bremerton was in a good mood. Although she was not the biggest in the port area, she must have been the first one to leave a deep impression on the commander.

"Is it really that exaggerated? It's a fairly common size, and I'm not too bad, am I?" Binjiang glanced down at his chest, squeezing his arms together until the visual effect was similar to Bremerton's. Then he continued, "If it were any smaller, would you be okay with it?"

"Of course, I'd say Bremerton's size is the limit I can accept." After finding that the girl didn't mind, Luo Yun gradually grew bolder. "If it's any bigger, I feel like the body proportions will be very disproportionate. Of course, it's not ruled out that there really are girls with extraordinary talents, but I've never seen one."

Binjiang's eyes flickered slightly, and he suddenly asked an irrelevant question: "Do you think you can calculate flat breasts for me?"

Luo Yun thought for a moment and shook his head: "I don't think so. She has a very standard girl's figure, so it should be just right."

"Noshiro is the dividing line between flat-chested and normal-sized, and Bremerton is the upper limit of what you can currently accept... Is that right?" Binjiang muttered softly. Before Luo Yun could answer, she asked a new question, "What do you think of Bremerton's hips and legs? Compared to Noshiro and Hu Teng, is she... a little fat?"

Bremerton quickly defended himself, "I'm not fat, I'm plump! I don't know how good it feels to touch! If you don't believe me, Luo Yun, touch it and try it!"

Luo Yun politely declined, "No need. I don't think you're fat. In our place, this is called a curvy figure. It's standard... ahem, anyway, it's a great figure."

"You mean the easy-to-deliver type?" Binjiang asked cheerfully. "Haha, big breasts and a round butt. That's the type our older generation at Donghuang likes. They're great at both housework and nursing. Luo Yun, since you like her so much, why not try dating her?"

Chapter 20 The Big One is Coming

Evening, Bremerton's room.

Bremerton sat on the bed, humming a song, and lowered her head to paint her feet with pink nail polish. Binjiang lay on the sofa with her legs spread out, looking through the photos she had secretly taken with great interest.

"Tsk tsk, as expected of a commander, he has a nice nose and eyes, so handsome."

Bremerton's hands trembled, and she almost painted her nail polish on the back of her foot. She looked up and asked, "This description...are you really praising the Commander? Send me a copy of the photo. Good things should be shared with sisters."

"The photos have already been posted to the port area group chat. We have a chance to eat the meat, but of course we can't forget to let the others have the soup, otherwise we will attract more hatred." Binjiang said proudly, "As for the commander's appearance, hehe, you definitely won't find anyone else who looks more pleasing to the eye than him."

Binjiang is a very generous person. He is always willing to help others and never hesitates to share the good things he has. Therefore, he is very popular in the port area and got the ticket belonging to Donghuang without any effort.

"That's true." Bremerton agreed deeply.

Although aesthetic tastes vary from person to person, there is also a saying that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and in the eyes of the ship girls, the only human being is their commander. In other words, even if Luo Yun is ugly and disgusting according to secular standards, the ship girls can still be infatuated with him from the bottom of their hearts.

The reserved ship girls might just compliment him by saying he's a little handsome, and at most couldn't help but take a few more glances at him. But after getting his photo, those enthusiastic and proactive nymphomaniacs will do what bold things in their excitement, only God knows.

drip-

Bremerton glanced at his phone and said, "It's a call from the port area. Binjiang, pick it up for me."

"Finally, I've been waiting for this." Binjiang picked up his phone and asked excitedly, "Has the commander's profile been revealed?"

Navigator TB's voice remained calm as always. "We only have a rough outline. The information you provided was too little. Furthermore, the two of you, especially Binjiang, were overly proactive, which caused the commander to have a certain degree of resistance."

"Haven't you heard that a serious illness requires drastic measures?" Binjiang said unconvincedly, "Let's not talk about anything else. I'm just asking if it would have worked. If Bremerton had been more proactive, the commander might have agreed to be her boyfriend!"

Bremerton's pretty face quickly flushed, and she explained shyly, "I wanted to agree, but didn't you tell me not to be too enthusiastic? And if I just agreed to be his boyfriend so casually, what if he misunderstood me as a woman with ulterior motives?"

When Binjiang proposed to match her with Luo Yun, Bremerton's heart was beating wildly and her brain went blank. She didn't know what to say at all. Luo Yun thought that Binjiang was making some ridiculous joke again, and Bremerton didn't take the joke seriously and just brushed it off.

If time could go back and she decisively agreed to Binjiang's proposal, would everything be different?

Binjiang spread his hands and shrugged. "Congratulations! You've successfully maintained your pure image in the Commander's heart, but you've also lost an opportunity for close contact with him. Is it really worth it?"

"Woo..."

TB said, "We have to admit that Binjiang's strategy has indeed achieved certain results. Therefore, after studying the commander's personality, we unanimously decided to increase the intensity and have the two of you be responsible for the commander's 'enlightenment'."

"Haha, interesting. Come on, tell us in detail." Binjiang sat cross-legged and said excitedly.

"According to our analysis, the commander was likely still in school or a recent graduate before crossing over. He had no real experience with society, so his life experience was relatively limited, and he also had a certain degree of respect for various rules."

Binjiang laughed and said, "The Commander looks like he's from an honest family. He's never experienced much, and he's had little contact with girls. Every time I put my arm around him, he subconsciously tenses up and likes to glance around. It's really interesting."

TB listened patiently before continuing, "So your first priority is to encourage the commander to be brave and realize that as long as he's handled properly, those rules and regulations are meaningless. You also need to quickly correct some of his misconceptions. Don't let him think that having multiple relationships is bad behavior, and don't let him feel guilty."

"That's easy. With so many beautiful girls surrounding him all day, he's bound to make mistakes sooner or later. But if we want to see results quickly..." Binjiang looked at Bremerton and smiled mysteriously, "Bremerton, let's discuss something. I can do my best to help you take down the commander, but after you establish your relationship, you must find a way to give back to everyone."

Bremerton was smart, so how could she not know what Binjiang was thinking? She replied without hesitation, "No problem. It's just to help you create opportunities. As long as I can become the commander's first love, even if it means giving you a pushover, that's fine."

The commander is destined not to be hers alone. Even if Bremerton has this intention, the remaining hundreds of ship girls will not agree. Instead of resisting stubbornly, it is better to do a favor. Then everyone will not forget her kindness.

"That's straightforward! I like that about you," Binjiang said with great enthusiasm. "I'll take care of what happens between you and the commander. I'll make sure you two stay in the same room tonight."

"What are you going to do?" Bremerton asked worriedly, not delighted. "I've endured this long. One or two days won't make a difference. Don't do anything too radical."

Bin Jiang patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry about what I do. I guarantee the Commander won't find any fault with it. Let's switch rooms later. You can move next to the Commander."

"Change rooms?" Bremerton's heart moved, and he couldn't help asking, "Then what?"

"Don't worry about what happens next. Just remember this one thing," Binjiang said seriously. "From now on, you're afraid of thunder. If you encounter thunder and lightning, you'll be so frightened you won't be able to sleep the entire night. You'll need someone to keep you company. Do you understand?"

Bremerton said thoughtfully: "You mean..."

"Haha, just count on my connections." Binjiang pulled out his phone and dialed a number. "Hello, is this the Hurricane Fleet? Stop pretending, I know you're nearby. I can smell that seafood even with my nose pinched. Do me a favor, and you'll definitely get some of the benefits after this is done."