I became a saint in the world of Liao Zhai, and flirted with monster girls

"Once Old Hulu has finished the dirty work, I'll make the decision. Wherever you like, I'll give you a fiefdom and let you live happily there."

"What a great brother!"

The python-headed demon king suddenly smiled happily and almost jumped up with excitement:

"I heard Old Crocodile muttering about trying his luck in Yuwangzhou. There's a thriving population there, so it's a good place to be!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The demon king raised his hand and nodded at him. "So you were waiting for me here. Well, let that brainless old Hulu work for you for nothing. I'll send someone over to stir things up and make it stir up trouble sooner rather than later."

"Hey, thank you, brother. Thank you, brother..."

Although the Python-headed Demon King was also a demon king, he had no shame at all. He simply knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the demon king several times. His movements were quick and decisive, as if he was already used to it.

Seeing this, several demon kings nearby all looked disdainful, and some even sneered softly:

"What a shameless old snake."

……

At this time, on the main road outside Qiantang City, Zhou Kao had caught up with the main force with Little Tai Sui and was slowly returning to the city.

Along the way, the team was huge, and dozens of giant python corpses five or six meters long were carried by strong men, and their tails dragging on the ground were still dripping with blood.

The city gates opened and the people lined the streets to welcome them!

Seeing the corpses of these huge beasts, everyone cheered and shouted: "General Zhou is mighty!" and "Tai Sui is brave and unparalleled!"

At noon, when it was time for lunch, pots of steaming hot Qiantang local specialties were served on the table.

There are braised snake segments, salt and pepper snake strips, snake soup with tofu, and spicy snake bone pot, all of which are fragrant and mouth-watering.

The militiamen ate heartily without hesitation, their mouths full of oil, and praised repeatedly:

"Why is this meat so tender? And a little sweet?"

“Delicious, juicy, and full of flavor!”

"Hey, what kind of meat is this?"

The locals smiled and replied, "This is our thousand-year-old famous delicacy, Qiantang snake meat! Very authentic!"

"vomit--"

"Ugh vomit vomit!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, vomiting sounds were heard from the dining hall, military camp, guesthouses, city walls and other places.

Many newly arrived foreign reinforcements turned green in the face and vomited violently while holding onto the wall. Some of them were able to vomit, while others could not, and could only dry heave until tears streamed down their cheeks.

Little Tai Sui stood aside, watching them with a grin, licking his paws and teasing:

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, eating snake meat is like this? If they saw my husband chewing on a raw snake in front of the battle, I'm afraid they would be so scared that their bile would come out!"

Chapter 143 Yu Niang was anxious, she wanted to fight alongside Zhou Kao!

As for those strange men and famous warriors who had already awakened, they ate with gusto and showed no fear at all.

Everyone even scrambled to eat it!!

To them, the flesh and blood of the demon kings are not only delicious, but also a great tonic!

Eating it will make you stronger!

Eating this meat is a man's romance! !

……

Little Tai Sui had just returned to Zhenhai Tower and was about to take a break when suddenly an idea flashed in his mind and his smile froze instantly.

She finally remembered—

everything!

That was the scene of eating salted pig's trotters, and scenes appeared before my eyes like a passing show.

What did she promise?

Oh my god!

She actually agreed to facilitate a fleeting romance!

Salted pork trotters...so delicious...

"Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow..."

On the street outside Zhenhai Tower, a young girl, holding her skirt and a kitchen knife, was chasing a tearful kitten, attracting countless people's astonished gazes.

Under the shadow of war, this scene is truly heartwarming.

"My dear! My dear!! You must be very careful when choosing a wife. It's best to get to know her better through the gossips and the women. Some young ladies may look delicate on the surface, but in fact they may..."

"What could it be?"

Zhou Kao asked vaguely as he grabbed a piece of braised beef with soy sauce and ate it with relish.

"Maybe she's very gentle, considerate, and can cook delicious food..."

The little Tai Sui lay on the table, his tail swinging listlessly, and there was a hint of unwillingness in his tone.

It lowered its head, its ears drooped, and its eyes were evasive, like a kitten that had done something wrong.

At this time, Yu Niang walked in gracefully, her plain clothes could not hide her unparalleled elegance and grace.

She carried a plate of steaming hot dishes and walked over to Zhou Kao with a smile on her face:

"My dear, demons have been challenging us today. I suspect you will accept the challenge, so I have prepared some high-quality meat."

"Ha, what a coincidence!"

Zhou Kao wiped the oil from the corners of his mouth and smiled heartily, "After we've eaten and drunk enough, let's go have a fight!"

After saying that, he grabbed a large piece of braised beef and swallowed it in two or three bites.

He picked up another bucket of rice wine and drank it down in one gulp, ton ton ton ton~~~~

As enjoyable as drinking from a cow and swallowing a whale!

“Ha… so cool!!”

When I wiped my mouth, I saw several side dishes on the table: salt-boiled bamboo shoots, fresh edamame, and fried mushroom slices with starch. They were fragrant, colorful, fragrant and delicious, making people smile and feel happy.

"Little Tai Sui, why don't you eat?"

While eating, Zhou Kao glanced at the kitten lying on the corner of the table.

"I'm looking forward to eating snake meat."

Little Tai Sui grumbled, glanced at Yu Niang, and thought to himself: This woman is really trying her best to get him, but it's a pity that her husband has great ambitions. How can she get married if she doesn't accomplish great things and fulfill her ambitions?

In the spirit of being grateful for what you have done, and coupled with Yu Niang's words, "If you dare tease me again, I will eat vegetarian food on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays..."

It's a little kitten and is in the growing stage. How can it be a vegetarian?

Only by eating meat can you grow mature and charming!

Calculating my own growth rate, maybe by the time it grows up, my husband will be old enough to get married! !

My husband is not even eighteen yet, it's the perfect age for him to venture out into the world! !

If the crazy woman who fed her children withheld her rations, she would have to plan carefully in advance. If she ran out of salted pig's trotters, at least she could still get the Qiantang County snacks she had picked up...

Qiantang snake soup is so delicious.

It’s a bit greasy if you drink too much, but a bite of salty pig’s trotter is still satisfying and the fragrance lingers in your mouth!

goo...

My stomach rumbled loudly, and tears began to fall from the corners of my eyes.

"Why don't you eat if you're hungry? Only when you're full will you have the strength to kill monsters with me!"

Zhou Kao said, and casually threw a piece of braised beef to the little Tai Sui.

The kitten opened its mouth to catch it, and finished it in two gulps. Then it carefully moved closer to Yu Niang and rubbed its little head against the back of her hand:

"Sister, I was having an intense fight with a monster last night and forgot about it. It was definitely not intentional."

"Pooh!"

Yu Niang's silver teeth were clattering, and her eyes were blazing with anger:

"I washed and stripped naked and waited in the room, but I waited from half the night until the second half, and then until dawn, and I didn't even see the shadow of a man! Did you promise me that you were just teasing me?"

When Little Tai Sui heard this, he immediately understood - this woman was completely crazy!

It secretly swore: in the future, when eating and drinking for free, it must be careful and not provoke this "crazy beauty" again.

"Sister, I have absolutely no intention of deceiving you."

She quickly defended herself, "You know last night, my husband was concentrating on practicing martial arts, and I couldn't persuade him. We were supposed to have dinner together, but he said he wasn't hungry, so why should I be hungry..."

"You should have tried to use indirect methods to make him put more effort into me!"

Yu Niang gnashed her teeth and said, "What's the point of practicing all the time?"

"Next time, next time for sure!"

Little Tai Sui nodded repeatedly.

"Don't worry, sister. If I have time, I'll definitely tell you some good things... No, no, I mean good things, good things..."

"next time?"

Yu Niang sneered, her face full of disbelief.

"Yes, yes, next time for sure!"

Little Tai Sui said sincerely, his claws almost swollen from slapping. "Don't worry, sister. I don't have any chance. When the opportunity comes, I will definitely make your wish come true."

Although Yu Niang was full of resentment, she had to put her love aside for the time being as the two armies were at war.

After all, she is a person who values ​​knowledge and knows when to advance and retreat. It's just that fate is not good for her, and she has to stay alone in her room all night, which is really depressing.

"next time?"

She repeated it again, her tone full of doubt and threat.

"Yes, next time for sure."

When Zhou Kao finished eating with the rice bucket, the kitten also had a full belly and burped.

I saw Yu Niang standing aside shyly, her cheeks flushed, as if she was both shy and angry, her eyes full of tenderness and affection.

"My dear~~~~"

She called out softly, her voice like the sound of a spring, with a hint of coquettishness, and she seemed to be hesitant to speak, as if she had a lot on her mind to confide.

Yu Niang was about to continue speaking, but just as the ambiguous atmosphere was about to heat up.

But then they heard the sound of drums outside the city, and it turned out that the demons were coming to challenge them again.

When Zhou Kao heard this, he was immediately overjoyed: "I'm just about to fight the Demon King!"

When we arrived at the north city wall, we saw that the smoke of war had been lit in the small town not far away. Some people were using some means to break the magic and the battle was evenly matched.

But when the three-headed evil dragon demon king suddenly appeared, a strong wind blew on the top of the small town. Seeing this, Zhou Kao jumped up, grabbed a big knife and jumped off the top of the city, rushing straight towards the small town.

“Ahhhhhhh!!! That three-headed bastard!!! How dare you ruin my plans like this!!”

Yu Niang was mad. The dignified Princess of Dahe had let a three-headed dragon ruin her plans today. Did they pretend that she, the real dragon, didn't exist?

She immediately became anxious, she didn’t care about those trivial matters, she wanted to kill that blind man together with her husband!!!

Chapter 144 Little Tai Sui, those side dishes are left to you

Yu Niang was mad. The dignified Princess of Dahe had let a three-headed dragon ruin her plans today. Did they pretend that she, the real dragon, didn't exist?

She immediately became anxious, she didn’t care about those trivial matters, she wanted to kill that blind man together with her husband!!!

Directly manifesting a true dragon body, soaring into the sky! !

"Beat the drum to help [Shuyi (seven 1 Er Xia Shi 罒 (eight) Wei!!!"

The war drums roared, shaking the earth!

The three demons led a large army to the border, with a well-organized lineup and elite vanguards that were even more terrifying.