I became a saint in the world of Liao Zhai, and flirted with monster girls

"He must have eaten something bad. He drank so much stinky water and ate so many dead rats and lazy toads before. Now he's bloated. Induce him to vomit."

"Bloating?" Boss Qian rubbed his hands and turned around. "Where can I find medicine in this desolate mountain area?"

When Zhou Kao looked at his stomach and thought of the disgusting things in the shack, he immediately asked them to feed Banggeng sewage to induce vomiting.

As for where the sewage comes from in these desolate mountains and wilderness, don’t worry about it.

Chapter 29: This figure of yours truly makes you even more attractive.

"Okay, okay, I'll make him vomit right away."

Immediately, several villagers rushed over, forced Banggeng's mouth open and tried to induce vomiting.

It is worth mentioning that these villagers have all been robbed by this kid to varying degrees. Although it is of little value, hehe.

"Alright! We have plenty of ways to deal with this brat!"

Liu Guangtian rubbed his rough hands as he moved forward, his sleeves still stained with grass scraps from when he was tying up the sticks.

He and Banggeng have the deepest grudge - last month his chicken coop was stolen, causing his wife to cry for half the night holding the empty basket.

At this moment, he deliberately used his rough thumb to pry open the other's teeth, and secretly exerted force when his fingertips rolled over the other's tongue, causing the boy to roll his eyes in pain.

"Hold his shoulders!" Zhang Laosan turned around and ran over with half a piece of cake in his hand. The firelight made the scar on his face glow red.

This brick was originally used to smash the old corpse, but now it was placed under the lower back of the man with the stick, forcing his upper body into a bow shape.

"Wow~!"

After a while, Bang Geng felt nauseous and vomited everything in his stomach.

As a few bubbles of fecal fluid went down his throat, his Adam's apple rolled violently, and the saliva from the corners of his mouth mixed with black foam dripped onto the surface of Yan Laosan's shoes, causing him to curse angrily: "Damn it, you dare to spit on my feet!"

The first thing that came out was dark brown sewage, which splashed onto the dry grass with a sour smell, like the lid of a three-day-old泔水袋 being opened.

He Yuzhu held a torch and hid behind a tree. The light from the torch made the surface of the sewage shine with oil - it turned out that Banggeng drank the stinking water soaked with dead rats in the shack as if it were fine wine.

Then a few gray things rolled out. Upon closer inspection, they were actually hairy rat heads with fat white maggots crawling in their eye sockets.

"Oh my god!"

Li Laosi jumped three feet away, and his straw sandals stepped into the vomit. The sticky feeling crawled up along the soles of his feet, and he was so scared that he almost threw his shoes off when he shook his feet.

The vomit was full of smelly sewage, rotten rats, and rotten flesh and blood. It was not wine or beef at all.

He Yuzhu felt his stomach churning, and he tried hard not to vomit his dinner, but the torch in his hand was shaking like a leaf in the autumn wind.

"I'll let you steal my chicken!"

Liu Guangtian took advantage of the chaos and punched Banggeng on the back, "I'll let you touch my pickle jar!"

Every word was followed by a punch, which made Banggen vomit several puddles of yellow water.

Although the young men who were watching pinched their noses, there was a glint of relief in their eyes - this kid usually steals melons and dates and lifts the widow's door curtain, he deserved to be punished like this.

"That's almost it."

Zhou Kao kicked Liu Guangtian's butt.

"If you keep hitting me, the bile will come out."

In the firelight, Bang Geng lay in the vomit like a pool of mud, with rat hair hanging from the corners of his mouth and his clothes soaked in dirty water. He no longer had the dirty energy he had when he was flirting with the "beauty".

But at least I saved my life.

He Yuzhu leaned over to take a look, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Look at his current behavior, he's uglier than a squashed toad!"

Let someone take this unlucky guy back to the village to apply some medicine on his wounds. The wound on his back still needs to be treated.

Otherwise, saving him would be in vain.

Zhou Kao brought the remaining people here to destroy the mummy.

Flames shot up into the sky beside the post station.

Thick smoke billowed, carrying with it a foul odor that made people want to vomit.

"Let's go back to the village and have a drink."

Seeing that this week's test was about to be defeated by this creepy corpse monster in no time, the young and strong man who followed him out was even more impressed.

This is a capable person.

At that moment, Boss Qian's fat body was trembling, and he thought to himself: While Mr. Zhou has not passed the imperial examination yet, it would be better to arrange a marriage for him early, so that he will have a bright future.

But he was just a businessman, so how could he have the nerve to let his girl become someone else's wife, and he was also somewhat unwilling to let her become a concubine.

The most important point is that his daughter weighs over 200 pounds, and with such a blessed figure, I'm afraid Zhou Xiucai would not be interested in her...

"Mr. Zhou, you are truly a star from heaven. You have eliminated two evils in a row. You will surely be highly regarded by the county elders. The court will also surely reward you, and you may even be directly appointed to an official position."

"Yes, if this corpse monster, Mr. Zhou, is not eliminated, our Taohua Village will probably run out of peach blossom wine this year."

"That's right, that's right. If this good wine is cut off, the surrounding counties and even the big restaurants in the prefecture will be worried."

"The most important thing is that the livelihood of our Taohua Village will be cut off!!"

On the way back to the village,

Zhou Kao listened to the sighs of those around him and laughed out loud.

"Haha, if I were to become an official, I would have to pass the Autumn Imperial Examination and then take the Spring Imperial Examination. Direct appointment? I won't accept it!"

"A man's reputation should be won with a sword."

"..."

"Good Lord Zhou, this one sentence is enough for me to drink three jars of peach blossom wine!!!"

It was so classy that it stunned the boss Qian, the umbrella shop owner.

In this situation, Boss Qian no longer wanted to think about giving his daughter, who weighed over 200 pounds, to Zhou Kao as a concubine.

The businessman's shrewdness made him change his mind quickly: Maids? No, he had to find a few nimble, singing Yangzhou skinny horses to match this killing god.

If Zhou Kao knew that Boss Qian had the same plan as County Magistrate Ximen, he would definitely use the same excuses.

I am a rough man and have no interest in decent women for the time being.

Boss Qian has a different opinion on this.

As a businessman, a qualified businessman.

A businessman with ideals and ambitions.

If you don’t embrace the golden thigh in front of you, what’s the point of doing business?

Isn’t the best business to be an official?

Rare goods are worth buying!!!

If you can't become an official yourself, but you have connections with those who can, wouldn't that be great?

The monster in Taohua Village was also cured. After the news spread back to Wuyubao, many people at the wonton shop construction site were amazed.

That’s right, with Zhou Kao’s encouragement, the proprietress still ran the wonton shop alone and regained her faith in living.

Zhou Kao also spread the word that he was in charge of the shop and that everything was peaceful in the shop. If he knew that someone was causing trouble, he would rush over and chop off the person's head even if he was thousands of miles away.

At this time, the place had become lively again. The guests and locals who stayed there were all excited when they heard about Zhou Kao's revenge for the evil done to the people of his village.

Some of them were originally students from Beiguo County, and when they heard that it was a weekly exam, they immediately thought it was normal.

"It's no surprise that you outsiders don't know Zhou Yixian. He's always been a fighter for the weak, and everyone in and around the county knows him. He's chivalrous and knowledgeable. He's a truly remarkable man!"

"Zhou Yixian?"

"Hehe, such an elegant name, for such a brave man, you wouldn't have thought it was his courtesy name."

As a result, Zhou Kao's reputation became even more famous.

The more famous his name became, the more popular Zhou Kao became.

The flame in his heart is growing stronger little by little.

In Taohua Village, on the ancestral peach tree, two bluebirds, both with peach blossoms in their eyes, watched Zhou Kao board the big ship.

It was not until they saw the heroic figure standing at the bow gradually disappearing into the distance that they both came to their senses.

Then he started chattering.

"As expected of you, you're the young master! You sent those two ugly guys away without us sisters even having to fight. Hehe, your figure is getting more and more attractive. Slurp!!!"

"Yes, yes, our husband has gone away at this critical moment at the request of that little bitch. We are so worried about him."

One of the bluebirds with a tuft of golden feathers on its head recalled the aura surrounding Zhou Kao and rolled its eyes.

Then he said.

"My dear, I've been going back and forth so many times. I don't know when I can feel your warm hands again, hehe."

It was originally going to complain, but when the bluebird thought of Zhou Kao's warm big hands holding it up and gently applying medicine to its wings, it immediately fell into its own world again.

When the other bluebird saw that the sisters were lost in their own world, pink bubbles seemed to appear around them.

He immediately nodded in agreement, recalling Zhou Kao's bony fingers combing his feathers, and suddenly he had an urge to hurt himself, wanting to create an opportunity to spend time with Zhou Kao.

"But don't tell me, the fragrance on your body is really attractive to me now. I wish I could transform into a human form to warm your bed!!!"

The bluebird, who was trapped in his own world, came back to his senses and was lost in thought again.

"Yes, yes, the young master is blessed with good fortune, and now he has that little dragon girl by his side. He is overflowing with good fortune. This little hoof!!! I really envy her."

The bluebird next to them saw that the sisters were starting to go crazy again and spoke up.

"Hey, my dear, be careful on your journey. The monster that attacked the canal is not to be trifled with. My queen said that...

"Hey, Shen Yan, that name isn't something we can call out directly. However, he's really brave enough to change his identity and challenge the honor guard organized by Sister Bingyi. Everyone knows that Sister Bingyi is a little bitch except when it comes to her husband."

Zhou Kao shook his head at the bow and was about to return to the cabin when a sudden breeze from the river blew and he couldn't help but frown and asked, "Do you smell anything coming from the river?"

"No, there's no smell."

Lao He and others who were working nearby sniffed when they heard what Zhou Kao said.

Said without knowing why.

"You didn't smell such a strong smell?" Zhou Kao said.

He clearly smelled a fishy odor coming from the surface of the river, which made him subconsciously alert.

Beside him, Old He was still wiping the planks, his rough hands sliding across the wood grain. He looked up, blinded by the sun. "Mr. Zhou, that smell you're talking about...could it be the smoked fish from the kitchen?"

“Smoked fish????”

Zhou Kao wanted to say something, but just as the words came to his lips, the boat suddenly shook, followed by a loud splashing sound of someone falling into the water.

Everyone subconsciously looked over and saw a large box fall into the river, with a huge splash of water, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Only a rope was left hanging on the boat.

“My goods!!!”

Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked and hurried over to look.

"My silk!" Boss Qian threw his fat body towards the railing, his double chin shaking like steamed cakes.

When Boss Qian saw his goods fall into the river, he tried to grab the rope, but the box sank like a stone and disappeared in an instant.

The force was so great that it pulled him directly into the river, and half of his body fell directly overboard.

Immediately, Boss Qian felt a cold hand tightly pinching his neck, trying to drag him into the river.

He wanted to scream, but no sound came out. He only felt himself being dragged towards the icy river water. The "gurgling" sound of bubbles surging in his ears rang out, and he seemed to see a pair of eyes shining with a faint light under the water.

Boss Qian was pulled by a strange force underwater. Although he struggled hard, he still didn't want to let go of the rope in his hand. However, without anyone to help him, he couldn't hold on. He immediately lost his balance and fell into the river.

"Be careful."

At this time, Zhou Kao saw that something was wrong. While others were stunned, he rushed over, grabbed Boss Qian's feet and pulled him.

Boss Qian was directly pulled onto the painting boat by Zhou Kao.

"I say, Lao Qian, you really value money over your life!!!"

"Gulu~!"

A bubble appeared under the water, as if something had dived into the river and escaped.