I became a saint in the world of Liao Zhai, and flirted with monster girls

Of course, if he encounters such a powerful character, Zhou Kao will still have to think about military strategies.

In the spirit of being prepared for any eventuality, Zhou Kao found a few more jars of coarse salt in the main hall of the Lake God Temple.

Although it was all clumped together, Zhou Kao was able to chop it off in two strokes with his knife thanks to his strength.

That is to say, this precious sword cannot speak yet, otherwise it would have to fight with Zhou Kao.

What did he do with this peerless sword of his!!!

I also learned from the little goblin that the "Mountain Eagle" usually comes after dark.

Those two little devils will lock the people in this room and then leave.

Because the mountain eagle will not allow other males to be around the woman he likes for a long time.

Not even ghosts.

First, they played tricks on the people who were captured.

Then, as usual, he showed off his power to the little goblin.

Offer some blood to the evil god statue in front.

Only then did they kidnap the person from the wing room and learn that the monster was about to arrive.

Zhou Kao quickly set up a trap.

Both Lu Er and Yu Niang said,

Scholars who have achieved academic success,

There is a "fragrance" on the body

The monsters are happy to hear this, so many big monsters like to eat scholars the most.

At most, it can be divided into two types: eating for female fairies and eating for male fairies, and the ways of eating are just different.

Not to mention this kind of mountain eagle that has a master. When he catches people, he is very particular and must have at least two of the characteristics of color, fragrance and taste.

Zhou Kao also has a "fragrance" on him, and it is more attractive than that of ordinary scholars.

When Lu'er said this to Zhou Kao again, although Yu Niang was unhappy, she also agreed with what she said.

My husband is incredibly delicious no matter how you look at him.

Whether it’s the top or the bottom (strips), I want to eat them both.

This always made Zhou Kao feel weird.

I have become a dish, and I have to pretend to be that frustrated and panic-stricken sour scholar.

Pretend to be panicked to let the eagle down its guard.

Zhou Kao felt helpless, but these were all necessary sacrifices on his journey to slay demons and monsters!!!

move!!!

Fortunately, there was finally a sound of something coming out of the water at night. Zhou Kao thought to himself that it had finally come, and the performance he had prepared was worth it.

Zhou Kao is really not good at playing a coward! !

"What, who brought me here?"

Under the dim candlelight, Zhou Kao uttered another voice of confession.

"Is there really an evil spirit haunting me? What the Taoist priest said is actually true. It's too late to regret, too late to regret!!!"

Hey, I also think this Zhou Kao Yu Niang is awesome!!

Anyway, it sticks to the theme and makes that mountain eagle think that there is still a delicious straw bag inside.

The sound came from the side room, and the weeds in the courtyard rustled without wind. At this moment, Lu'er was also surprised:

This scholar is no pedantic person, he really knows how to use deception in war...

It was completely different from the thundering action just now.

Otherwise why is the contrast so popular?

right?

Lu'er has also been in the courtyard for a long time. Countless people of all kinds have come and gone here, including scholars.

After a long time, I understood a lot of allusions and knowledge.

At this time, Zhou Kao looked like a sour scholar who was melancholy and anxious at night.

Whoever hears it outside the house,

I wouldn't think,

Inside is actually a muscular man with a body full of lumps of flesh that can make female fairies' legs go weak.

"My dear, my darling, I have found a sour scholar this time.

The scholar wasn't so weak when he saw it that day, was he?

As expected, humans are just despicable people who won’t cry until they see the coffin.

I have to use some tricks to make him surrender.

Oh my, the blood of scholars is truly as sweet as honey and as fragrant as candy.

My dear, after I have cultivated for a while, I will definitely get rid of that salt jar.

My lord, no matter what happens, you have to obey your husband.

You and I will live together, serve this adult's statue here, and become a fairy couple... hehe~~"

In the courtyard, a figure tiptoed up to the body of the little elf Lu'er, wanting to touch her but unable to, and then spoke quietly.

"My dear, although you don't care about me, I like you very much. Let's not talk about trivial matters now. Let me play with this stupid scholar for a while, and then I will tell you some intimate words..."

With a soft smile, the figure headed towards the lighted room.

Hearing the voice of confession coming from the room, the figure became even more excited. He moved closer to the crack of the door, sniffed hard, and murmured in praise:

"Fragrant, fragrant, fragrant! It smells even better now than on the street! The scholar's rotting flesh and blood must taste delicious!"

"Who is outside? Is he a human or a ghost? Is he here to save me?"

Zhou Kao's panicked words were heard from inside the room, and a dark figure outside the room could be heard laughing.

I thought to myself that this scholar was not only a sour scholar, but also a stupid scholar.

Okay, it’s better to be a little stupid!

However, this is not the best time to show up. We have to wait until the people inside relax.

If he is frightened again at that time, the fear the scholar will feel will make his blood more delicious and his flesh more tender after rotting.

Moreover, once it falls into my hands, I will only have this one chance to experience such deliciousness.

The mountain eagle waits quietly for its prey to calm down.

After a while, there was a slight snoring sound in the room.

This foolish scholar, disaster is imminent. No, he dedicated himself to me, how can it be said that disaster is imminent?

This should be bliss, but I managed to fall asleep. How stupid!

Squeak~~

The door slowly opened, and the soybean-sized light inside suddenly lit up and shook slightly.

"Humph."

Unhappy with the lights, the dark shadow fanned a breeze from a distance.

These two stupid ghosts always need to light up the lights. They are ghosts!! What light do they need?

Zhou Kao has something to say: sometimes details determine success or failure.

In an instant, the lights went out.

But there was still light in the room.

"What's glowing?"

The eagle who entered the house was a little surprised and muttered to himself.

"Oh, it's my precious sword. It seems to have killed a few demons recently, so it woke up and occasionally glowed. Not too much, right?"

"..."

Zhou Kao's voice sounded extremely abruptly.

"not good!"

Bang!

Swish! !

Before the figure could retreat, several large bags of coarse salt hit him on the head, directly breaking the skin on his face.

There are traps inside and outside the house. When the rope is pulled, the salt blocks will scatter like flowers from the sky.

"what!!!"

With a scream, the figure curled up and rolled on the spot, "It hurts so much!!!! It stung me to death!!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Zhou Kao, laughing wildly, used a lighter to light a bag of gunpowder he carried with him, not to explode, but to burn.

Suddenly the flames rose.

The room suddenly became bright.

He lit the lamp and set up the torch, then Zhou Kao picked up the machete and slashed at the black shadow.

It doesn't feel right.

Since it's not right, just keep burning it.

Zhou Kao was not panicked at all. He shook open a bamboo tube, which contained gunpowder that Zhou Kao had prepared earlier, and of course iron sand.

Once poured out, iron sand has no effect, but gunpowder is still quite useful as an accelerant.

The crackling fireworks made the whole room flicker. Some strips of cloth were thrown on to continue burning. It was useless for the black shadow to roll on the ground because Zhou Kao also poured some oil on it.

“It hurts so much!!!”

"This lord! This lord will kill you!"

“This Lord… This Lord…”

Zhou Kao was far away, and looked at the severely injured Zuoshandiao who stood up and said in surprise that all his outer hair and clothes were burned clean.

"You're not dead yet?"

The guy wanted to curse again and struggled to pounce on Zhou Kao.

Zhou Kao cut the mountain sculpture with a few strokes, slicing off several pieces of flesh, and one stroke almost split the mountain sculpture in half.

Looking at the still struggling eagle, Zhou Kao went up to it and gave it some salt to marinate it.

The guy fainted from the pain.

"What magical power can I let you perform?"

Are you waiting for the pre-roll during a fight? You think you have an invincible frame when you are filming a special effects drama!

Zhou Kao looked disdainful and said, "I know what you are afraid of. I will definitely do whatever you want to me as cruelly as possible."

Seeing that this guy was not moving, I quickly went up to finish him off.

He stabbed the guy who had revealed his true form in various places and drained all his blood.

At this time, Zhou Kao held up the torch and took a closer look.

There was nothing else on the face of the mountain eagle except a round mouth filled with several circles of sharp teeth.

The mucus on his body had been burnt black and dry, it was extremely disgusting.

Wow, this mountain sculpture is most likely an eel spirit like a lamprey.

"What a fat eel!!"