"Seriously! Seriously! How could I possibly lie to you, my king?"
The Toad Spirit was also frightened by the Demon King's seriousness.
It was just a blind guess. The toad demon once transformed into its original form and slacked off outside Boss Qian's passenger ship. The scholar claimed to send the guest to the East China Sea, but the guest was not there.
Now, in order to show face in front of the king and make a contribution, we have to take a gamble!
Isn't it said that a wise man's thousand thoughts are not as good as a fool's sudden inspiration? ! !
With a turn of his big eyes, he decided to catch a few monsters and bring them into the water.
He pointed the fork in his hand at the monsters who were instigating him from behind.
"If Your Majesty doesn't believe it, then ask them!"
"Yu Niang, do you know how to deceive people like this? "
Yu Niang lightly touched her red lips, pretending to think.
"If I were to say something superficial and common, I would be using a sleight of hand to deceive those mortals."
"If it's a local specialty, it's probably 呍啊..."
Hearing about this magical creature that he had never heard of before, Zhou Kao also became interested.
"Huh? What's so great about it?"
"It's a kind of insect. There are many peach trees on Mount Tai. It usually looks like a snail and can parasitize in the human ear. Once this insect enters the human ear, it will have a confusing effect on those with weak willpower and stir up trouble..."
The characteristics of "呍阿" were explained in detail, and Zhou Kao listened carefully.
Knowing its characteristics will make it easier to target it.
As for how to get rid of the evil spirits, it is actually very simple. All you need to do is roll some fine salt on the ink used to write tight embroidery articles, and then insert it into your ear to light it.
Naturally, you can smoke out the insects.
"In that case, it's not easy for Wang'a to deceive scholars with achievements and honors."
"Any spirit below a hundred years of cultivation wouldn't dare to go against a scholar unless the imperial court was on the verge of collapse."
You should know that Wenquxingjun was the incarnation of the will of the literary saint of that time, and is full of righteousness.
He can't stand any flaws and is extremely protective of his children.
When he was still a human, he demolished the city gate of the common ruler of the world because of some things.
Internal struggles among the human race would be one thing, but if there were evil people who harmed scholars who had learned from him, he would file a complaint at the Confucian Temple.
It's possible that the God of Wenqu will send a mechanical general god who is even more powerful than the God of Wuqu.
Not to mention offending the God of Literature in the sky,
Those who control public opinion are always the ones holding pens.
For example, if scholars pick up their pens and make up stories, labeling monsters as evil and evil, making them infamous for eternity, what is the difference between this and being unable to be reborn forever?
Few monsters can withstand the influence of public opinion.
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Zhou Kao was very satisfied to hear Yu Niang telling him these interesting little pieces of knowledge again.
"No wonder the spirits and monsters try to conceal their identities, fearing that they will be discovered."
"Those who have been able to harm those who have achieved great success and not suffer the consequences of national destiny are usually demons who have cultivated for more than 500 years."
"Why?"
"Monsters are like humans. Humans have to go through hurdles when they are seventy or eighty, but monsters have to go through hurdles every five hundred years."
"Most of the goblins who have cultivated for five hundred years can live for more than five hundred years. To live for such a long time, either they have had a great encounter or they have a strong backer.
How could such a monster not have one or two life-saving treasures? As long as it doesn't cause public outrage and resentment, or disturb those leisurely gods, in the eyes of the immortals, it is just a trivial matter in the mortal world.
"..."
Zhou Kao was speechless when he heard this: "Just turning a blind eye if there's no trouble? Is that even fair?"
No?
That's fine.
But in a sense, it is the law of nature.
But on second thought, don’t blame the gods and immortals for being like this. Even mortals themselves... aren’t they the same?
If the local authorities were not truly unable to suppress the rebellion and the truth could not be hidden, how could the imperial court possibly strike hard?
When the Yellow Turbans first appeared, no one in the court took them seriously.
The truth is, there is nothing new in this world. No matter whether you are a god or a mortal, everyone is basically the same.
If he has the ability someday, he will definitely clean up the workplace and fire everyone who doesn't work!
"Why did my husband suddenly become silent?"
With Yu Niang's call, Zhou Kao suddenly woke up from his thoughts.
"I think it's a good thing that I have a good reputation."
Looking at the profit-seeking appearance of the seven brothers from Shijia Villa, a surge of anger suddenly welled up in his heart.
What a loser!!
Their minds are not united, and they have great ambitions but little talent.
This is the result of not studying hard, you will be easily fooled by demons and monsters.
Confucius was so diligent in his studies that he was able to travel around the world without a single demon daring to stand in his way!
Hehe, those monsters who became monster-chan back then were about to cry when they heard Zhou Kao's idea. But they didn't say anything because the disciples acted too quickly and they didn't have time to say anything.
"I will definitely pass the imperial examination this autumn!"
Yu Niang immediately gave her blessings.
"My lord, you are both talented in literature and martial arts, and you have a chivalrous heart. You will surely be blessed."
Upon hearing what Yu Niang said, Zhou Kao's eyes widened and he looked at Yu Niang. "You came from another world too?"
"Forget about the blessings, I'm afraid."
"..."
My husband is saying something that no one can understand.
Now, the saddest person is Hu Taigong. He got a good job, but the accident happened before the end of his 500-year term.
It's been three hundred and eighty years. Just hold on for another one hundred and twenty years and it will be over.
Now, not only has the suppressed golden snake demon escaped, but the Shi Family Villa that was used to worship him has also become a mess.
Having to deal with this mess has made this elderly man exhausted.
He really wanted to deal with the golden snake demon himself, but for now he had to appease the villagers and get rid of the disturbing insect.
If things don't ease up, the blessed spirit will become an evil spirit, and the people will not care about your merits and hard work. Protect this place for three hundred years.
If you don’t work for me, why should I ask you for help?
Hurry up and cut down the mountain and destroy the temple!
There is another most important reason
A little girl's request prompted Hu Taigong to perform a scene.
They were about to reach Youshi County, next to Qiantang County, and Yu Niang didn't want to part with her husband so soon.
I haven’t had the first soup yet, not even in my dreams.
So, Hu Taigong gritted his teeth and
"Mr. Zhou, I am in imminent danger. Please help me..."
At this time, Hu Taigong had already knelt down. He couldn't hit Zhou Kao's knees even if he jumped, and now that he was kneeling, he was only higher than his shoes.
"What is this Master Hu doing?"
Zhou Kao quickly helped him up.
"Old man, it's not that I don't want to help, but I'm just a scholar, and it's not a big deal for me to kill one or two insignificant monsters.
But this golden snake demon has clearly climbed up the ladder. Even if I have a lot of passion, I can’t defeat him with just two fists.”
Zhou Kao is not the kind of young man who gets carried away by passion.
But Zhou Kao has a mountain of treasures but doesn’t even realize it!!!
When it comes to hidden power, Zhou Kao is truly unmatched by anyone in this world, but Yu Niang is well aware of this.
But Yu Niang didn't want to talk to Zhou Kao about this topic, which she thought was very disappointing.
None of the people in that faction are kind to Yu Niang! !
Also, don’t think that Hulu Taigong is weak. He is just so petite normally.
If they start fighting, they can turn into a small mountain in an instant, just a little bit worse than Niangniang Shiji.
Even if Zhou Kao encountered difficulties, Hu Taigong could rescue him.
Yu Niang might even hope that Zhou Kao would get slightly injured so that she could take the opportunity to take care of him.
"My life is at an end..."
The old man sat on the ground and cried loudly, saying something on the spot.
The Empress would certainly question him now. He was just a stone, sunk to the bottom of the river and unable to move. It was indeed no different from being dead.
No matter how miserable it is, you will cry.
At this moment, Yu Niang in the dark let out a sinister laugh, "Hehehe, Hu Taigong, you don't want to be thrown into the river by Sister Bingyi, do you?!"
From Zhou Kao's perspective, the old man had no idea what to do. The Golden Snake Demon had run away, the Shi Family Villa had fallen into decline, and this blessed land had become an ominous place. He was doomed to be in big trouble.
Although Zhou Kao still felt a little uncomfortable, he still comforted her.
"Gourd Master, don't be impatient. As the saying goes, one person's plan is short, two people's plan is long.
If there's a way to capture the Golden Snake Demon and suppress it, no, I think if you encounter someone like that who refuses to repent, they should be killed immediately. There's still room for recovery."
Seeing her elders being so supportive, Yu Niang felt both embarrassed and awesome.
The potential of humans, no, demons is truly endless!!
Although there were reasons for this, it was also a godsend opportunity that caused some trouble for Zhou Kao and Yu Niang on their journey, and Yu Niang seized this opportunity with the help of her elders.
As for Hu Taigong’s failure in guarding against demons?
It was clearly a demon who attempted to escape from prison and was killed on the spot.
It seems that Yu Niang just needs to show her appreciation and there is no need to ask Sister Bingyi for mercy.
Your own sexual happiness is the most important thing now.
However, looking at Hu Taigong's appearance, he seemed really wronged.
Hu Taigong really risked everything for Yu Niang's happiness.
Yu Niang then looked at Zhou Kao eagerly: "Husband..."
Zhou Kao said unhappily when he saw Yu Niang's attitude.
"Why are you looking at me? Just looking at me means I can do something? I have no idea what magical powers that monster has, how can I take it?"
"Ms. sir..."
Yu Niang bit her lip, stepped forward, grabbed the corner of Zhou Kao's clothes, and shook it gently.
"Sir, think of a solution. You are such a chivalrous and righteous person, the most righteous person in Beiguo County..."
"I don't want to be righteous now. I want to be lustful. Is that okay?"
Great! How many eggs are you planning to have with me?
Chapter 42: Reflections on the Release (Please Order First)
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