The North American Gourmet Demon Handbook

"I never thought a great knight of the Church could be so filthy! His Holiness the Pope should really hear your dirty words!"

Kate's cheeks and ears felt hot as she uttered the obscene words, but she felt an indescribable pleasure in her heart.

Especially since you can also attack Charlie, it becomes double the joy.

"Isn't this all thanks to you, Miss Butner? You made me into a slave girl that Lee can fuck at will."

So Kate continued.

Charlie was almost furious. She shouted angrily, "Shameless! Instead of being ashamed, you're proud of it!"

"What shame does a slave girl need to know? She just needs to know how to use her body to please her master." Kate even licked her lips with her tongue, her eyes blurred, and said in a seductive tone, "I still remember how rough Li was on our first night——"

"Ah! I don't want to listen!" Charlie interrupted with a red face and scream.

"Huh?" Kate's eyes sparkled with surprise. "You're so shy, are you still a virgin?"

"Hahahahahaha!" Kate even laughed until tears came out. "She's so jealous of Li's lover and is still a virgin!"

"You are the funniest woman I have ever met, Charlie Butner!"

Charlie was so embarrassed and anxious that she almost exploded.

Although the two quarreled, they still kept the conflict within a very low range and did not use witchcraft or vows.

But now, Xia Li was so frustrated that she was almost losing her mind, which made Kate secretly wary. Holy light began to gather around her, and she even grasped the lance in her hand.

Fortunately, the fluctuations of witchcraft coming from afar interrupted the conflict between the two in time.

240 RV interior

The witchcraft emitted a strong glow, and Jennifer's long hair moved without wind.

Suddenly, green moss appeared on Jennifer's clasped palms.

So she opened her eyes and placed her palms on the wet pine bark, and fluorescent vein-like lines immediately appeared under the bark.

Then, she changed her palms into claws and clasped all ten fingers on the oak tree.

The vines wrapped around the pine tree began to twitch spasmodically.

The vines twitched and retreated, making a rustling sound similar to a snake shedding its skin.

Under the light of witchcraft, those thick vines were like burned tentacles. After twisting in pain, they scrambled to retract into the ground.

Each vine plowed a charred furrow in the mud as it retreated, and the air was filled with the strange smell of burned, rotting pine needles.

These vines were like onions. Under Jennifer's witchcraft, they were patiently peeled off layer by layer and receded.

Li Shanze looked at Jennifer's focused expression as she patiently cast the spell, and found it hard to imagine that this abstract woman actually had such a side to her.

However, he held his chest patiently and waited quietly for the RV to emerge from the layers of wrapping.

Gradually, a rectangular shape appeared in the center of the vines, which was the carefully hidden RV.

As the witchcraft progressed, the ivy covering the roof of the car suddenly turned to the southeast in unison, and the silvery-white hairs on the back of the leaves stood up collectively, forming a flowing liquid metallic luster in the moonlight.

When the last vine leaf fell off the door handle, the fireflies in the entire woods suddenly gathered into a vortex, weaving a light green protective light net around the RV.

Although the RV buried under the vines looked a little dusty, it was still obvious that it was a fairly new car.

"Wow, from now on this will be Lady Ella's comfortable home!" The elf flew over from afar.

She chirped, flapped her wings, and circled the RV, looking very excited.

Strangely enough, the fierce quarrel between Charlie and Kate just now did not wake up Ella who was sleeping soundly on Charlie's shoulder.

But when the RV suddenly appeared, the elf woke up suddenly, and then flew towards the RV with cheers from Charlie's shoulder as she got out of the car.

As Ella flew around the RV, the fireflies surrounding the RV gradually dimmed and scattered into the boundless night.

Li Shanze turned around and looked in the direction Ella was flying from. Charlie and Kate were coming towards them.

What surprised Li Shanze but made him feel it was reasonable was that although the two women were progressing at the same pace, they kept a considerable distance between them.

Anyone could see the sense of alienation between the two at a glance.

Kate smiled at Li Shanze, but her eyes were then completely attracted by the RV.

The great knight of the church stared at the RV intently, examining it carefully.

Charlie secretly observed Kate for a long time, and when she was sure that she could not detect Ella's presence, she smiled victoriously.

The two men seemed to be competing with each other. They walked forward one on the left and one on the right, standing side by side with Li Shanze, sandwiching him in the middle.

Just as she stood still and was about to say something, Charlie suddenly felt her earrings getting slightly hot - to be exact, it was the moonlight bottle that was getting slightly hot.

This holy object, which is regarded as a sacred object by the Genman Esoteric Sect and was created by a 13th-century alchemist with condensed moonlight, resonated strangely with the RV.

The cold moonlight in the sky slowly covered the RV in the resonance of the moonlight bottle, condensing into liquid silver frost bit by bit, and slowly flowing along the curve of the roof.

The condensed moonlight washed away the marks left by the vines, dissolved the pine needles, and smoothed out the remains of the wild weeds.

The moonlight streamed through the ivy tooth marks hidden in the folds of the iron sheet, and the jagged shadows turned into fine snow and melted away.

The moonlight streamed over the mottled knotty marks on the fender, and the uneven folds stretched out into ripples of mercury.

Moonlight brushed across the dead vines and tendrils wrapped around the rearview mirror frame, and the tangled meridians dispersed into light smoke like floating stardust.

The RV, washed by the flowing moonlight, is brand new and white, exuding the luster of mother-of-pearl.

And these liquid moonlight gradually seeped into the texture of the RV.

As the moonlight seeped in, the ancient runes in the carriage lit up.

Immediately afterwards, the car lights came on and the door opened automatically, as if welcoming its owner.

Jennifer was so surprised that her mouth couldn't close. Her eyes lingered on Charlie's ear. "I think I know why no one can drive it away. It turns out they're missing the key. Only when the moonlight bottle is activated can the moonlight recharge it."

Charlie glanced at Jennifer calmly.

It was a casual glance, but Jennifer suddenly remembered that the witch in front of her was her mistress. She was startled and quickly lowered her head to act obedient, fearing that she would be punished for not following her master's rules.

Fortunately, Li Shanze's attention was completely attracted by the RV at this time, and he had no time to care about the slave girl's minor disrespect.

"Let's go." Li Shanze said, "Let's get in the car and take a look."

In any case, this RV, which was finally found after many twists and turns, did not disappoint Li Shanze when it made its debut in the gorgeous moonlight show.

What was inside the car was beyond Li Shanze's expectations.

The space inside the RV is much larger than it appears from the outside. It is more like a mobile mansion than an RV.

Moonlight cascaded down from the roof, washing over a sextant, which was the power core of the RV. The sextant gradually brightened from dim under the wash of liquid moonlight.

In the entrance hall composed of sixteen carved mirrors, each mirror leads to a paradoxical circular corridor.

Turning left, you will see falling maple leaves in Kyoto's dry landscape garden. There is a living area, and the surface of the stone lantern is etched with Heian period curse patterns.

Turning right leads to the dome of Istanbul's Blue Mosque, where you'll find the driver's cab. Although it's filled with phylacteries, the dashboard and joystick are still those of a modern vehicle.

Ahead is the alchemy room, styled after a Persian miniature painting. Inside, the brass alembic inlaid with lapis lazuli appears ready for work.

To the back is the library in the style of the Amsterdam Impressionist Museum. Under the rotating "Starry Night" dome, all the books and scrolls are lying there quietly in the moonlight.

Li Shanze suddenly remembered that when Xia Li read about this RV in Benjamin's notes, she mentioned the exotic raw materials from all over the world. He suddenly understood the "globalization" of this RV.

Fortunately, the car was not as messy and colorful as he had imagined before, which made it easier for him to convince himself that he could drive it.

"Can the Istanbul style of the cab be removed? And the Japanese style of the residential area?" said Li Shanze.

After getting this RV, Charlie felt much better and was no longer as irritable as she was when she had a big fight with Kate.

Ever since she realized that the moonshine bottle was the key to the RV, Charlie understood that this RV was clearly built for her by her teacher and had nothing to do with that Dr. Benjamin.

Dr. Benjamin was not even a wizard. I don't know where he got the information about this car, but he shamelessly wrote in his notes that he built it himself. In this respect, Dr. Benjamin is indeed worthy of being a Jew.

"Uh, there are some manuals in the library that I want to study first." Charlie picked up the most conspicuous notebook from the bookshelf and buried her head in it.

After a moment, she raised her head and said to Li Shanze with a smile: "Ah, there is indeed a way to modify it. What do you want to change it to, Li?"

"Let's change the cab to a regular industrial style. I don't like the halal style. As for the residential area... well, let me think about it, but the toilets should remain Japanese style." Li Shanze raised an eyebrow and said, "As for the rest, you can do whatever you like."

Li Shanze really wanted to change the residential area into a Chinese style, but there were two other women in the car.

Li Shanze didn't want to make Kate and Jennifer bleed as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Okay, then I'll decorate the residential area according to my preferences." Charlie said happily.

But Kate spoke suddenly, ruining Charlie's good mood.

"I want my room to be decorated just the way I like it," said Kate.

Charlie was furious and sneered, "What do you mean your room?"

"I'm not asking for your opinion." Kate turned her head and looked at Li Shanze.

"Get out of the car and drive your Chevrolet back to Philadelphia!" Charlie said angrily.

At this moment, Ella suddenly shouted without warning: "Hey, hey, hey, be careful! There's danger, Li! Charlie!"

Immediately afterwards, an explosion was heard and flames shot up into the sky.

Someone fired explosives at the RV.

It was a grenade.

However, after the explosion of the grenade hit the wall of the RV, it was blocked by the flickering moonlight and did not cause even the slightest damage to the RV.

"It seems this RV has a protective shield!" Li Shanze sighed and took out his pistol. "Where are the enemies?"

To be honest, Li Shanze was quite grateful to this enemy. His appearance was just right, preventing him from being caught between two women.

To express his gratitude, he decided to reward the enemy with a quick death after interrogating them for the necessary information.

241 Uninvited Guests

The wizard Cyrus Morton stood in the darkness, the moonlight covering him like a thin layer of frost, reflecting his slightly tired and helpless face.

His eyes turned to a beautiful RV parked not far away.

The protective shield of the RV glowed with a faint silver light in the moonlight, like a quiet fortress, resisting all kinds of intrusions from the outside world.

Moonlight had just blocked a grenade for the RV, and Cyrus Morton was already on high alert, fearing that the RV's owner would launch a counterattack.

However, the ignorant and foolish young man who had just thrown the grenade was completely unaware of the danger and was talking non-stop.

"Ha! It turns out that this RV is actually reinforced with witchcraft? Great, now it's my Alex Drummond!" Alex Drummond stood in the front, his figure looking particularly tall in the moonlight.

Alex Drummond laughed happily. "I love collecting witchcraft props! Here, Cyrus, it's your turn to show off!"

Alex Drummond casually bossed Cyrus around.

This tall blond young master is so arrogant that every human being would feel disgusted with him.

Cyrus Morton was very unhappy.

However, considering that the Drummond family offered him a generous salary as the "family witchcraft consultant" because of their only son's little interest in witchcraft, Cyrus Morton suppressed his unhappiness.

"Yes, Master."

Mr. Wizard flattered this ignorant young master.

Perhaps it is precisely because the power of money is far-reaching that even wizards like Cyrus Morton have to flatter him for the sake of money, which has cultivated Alex Drummond's confident and arrogant character.

"I don't want you to say a perfunctory 'yes, young master'. What I want to see is your action! Action! Do you understand? The Drummond family values ​​efficiency the most!" The blond white young man waved his hand disdainfully and scolded.

"Do you know how quickly my shadow fund responded to my order to acquire small and medium-sized banks on the day the Dow Jones Industrial Average flash crashed? Seventeen seconds!"

"I'm not paying you a million-dollar annual salary to say 'yes, sir!' I could buy a parrot on the market for fifty bucks to do the job!"

Cyrus Morton felt a surge of blood rushing to his head.

However, looking at the team of mercenaries armed to the teeth who were following Alex Drummond, Cyrus still felt that he could not argue with a fool like Alex.

While Alex Drummond may be a douchebag, his father, Drummond Sr., is certainly not, and the security detail he provides his son is nothing short of astonishing.

In addition to the mercenaries who are armed to the teeth, there are also two bodyguards in black who follow them everywhere.

The two bodyguards were muscular and alert, like two silent gods of war. They held assault rifles tightly in their hands, and seemed ready to protect the young master's ambitions at any time.

To make matters worse, these two bodyguards were well-known in the wizarding world - because they did have a record of killing wizards.

Since the two bodyguards were so persuasive and Cyrus had his own ambitious goals, he decided not to argue with his boss for the time being.