The North American Gourmet Demon Handbook

What a joke! He is obviously an old pervert from the church. He used dirty magic on me and took away my virginity!

Otherwise, how do you explain that the ogre only left a kiss mark on my neck and could have eaten me anytime he wanted, but he didn't eat me at all?

However, Anjie couldn't bring herself to say this kind of rebuttal, especially to her lover, Gree.

"I think there might be some misunderstanding here." Anjie swallowed and said dryly.

Considering Gray's consistent dislike for Catholic clergy, Anjie felt that Gray might prefer ogres to the Archbishop of the Catholic Church.

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Although Gray calmly pulled Anjie away, Li Shanze still noticed something unusual.

Since this hacker lady has already controlled the broadcast of the Glass Palace, why not just transfer her own singing voice that can drive away evil spirits to the broadcast directly through her mobile phone? There is no need to set up anything in the broadcasting room.

In that case, this hacker lady must have noticed something.

So, Li Shanze smiled slightly and said loudly: "Ms. Iko Crowley, I know you are listening."

"I don't know how much insider information a talented hacker like you can find. I also don't know if the US police are stupid enough not to physically isolate their networks and databases, allowing hackers to directly hack into them through the internet."

"What I'm saying is, look at this damn vampire!" Li Shanze kicked Kevin Glenson, who had just been roughly fed a potion. "He's spreading the blood plague in Fern Town! And even with all his limbs broken, he refuses to confess his conspiracy! He must have some ulterior motive!"

"Now, I have a cure for the plague, and you have a chance to save the entire town of Fern, Ms. Crowley!"

"Whether you can save the nearly 1,000 people in the Glass Palace, the 8,000 people in Fern, and even the millions of people in Pennsylvania, all depends on your thoughts!"

Suddenly, the radio in the room rang out: "Huh? The one lying on the ground is the director? The vampire? So you are the archbishop they were talking about?"

"What supervisor?" Li Shanze was stunned, but he still decisively seized the opportunity, "Yes, my true identity is an archbishop of the Catholic Church! I don't know why, as soon as I arrived in the United States, I was wanted as an ogre."

"Ha! So you're also a victim of the unjust American judicial system? I knew this was a conspiracy by the federal government to unleash a blood plague in Fern!"

Ai Ko said with a sense of sympathy.

"To this end, they even persecuted a respected archbishop who took the initiative to enter the United States to investigate the blood plague!"

Huh? This whole thing has something to do with the federal government? Who knew this hacker lady was also a conspiracy theorist...

Of course, any conspiracy theory about the United States should be taken at face value. In this capitalist kingdom on earth, anything low-brow could happen.

Li Shanze looked at the vampire who was foaming at the mouth and shivering after being drugged, and wondered whether this "tough guy" vampire was a federal employee of the US government.

Then Li Shanze secretly winked at Xia Li, implying that he was definitely not an archbishop of the Catholic Church.

Of course, Xia Li did not believe Li Shanze's identity as the "Archbishop".

After all, Charlie saw through Kate's disgust for Li Shanze.

Although Kate was very friendly to Li Shanze in his eyes, Xia Li, who knew the inside story, could naturally see that even when Kate was not controlled by the ring, she actually hated Li Shanze very much.

If they were all colleagues in the Catholic Church, Kate would never have felt such a deep-seated disgust - the naive witch girl didn't know what internal strife was.

Li Shanze echoed Miss Hacker: "You're right, Ms. Crowley. In order to thwart the federal government's evil conspiracy against the people, we must join hands, don't we?"

"Yes, you are right! Mr. Li."

"Then, could you please persuade Attorney Hamilton to come back? She left the room after speaking to you on the phone just now."

"I heard your conversation and I'm back." Gray walked in calmly and nodded to Li Shanze. "Your Excellency, Archbishop, you may begin rescuing people."

"I'm available anytime." Li Shanze smiled faintly. "It depends on when the broadcast covering the Glass Palace is ready."

Before Li Shanze finished speaking, the long-forged bronze bell on the red bell tower of the Grace Methodist Church not far from the Glass Palace began to roar melodiously and low.

080 Stealing Power

After being thrown against the leafless fir tree, Mr. Robert did see a lot of things.

He witnessed the massacres by the colonists in the 18th century, and saw the indigenous people falling one by one like straw, and then having their scalps cut off.

He also saw countless things that were too unbearable to hear and even more unbearable to speak of.

Mr. Robert felt the powerless and sad low mood of the god he sincerely believed in.

Mr. Robert felt genuinely nauseous and wanted to vomit, but he found himself in tears.

"Look, look at how weak you are! Nick Robert! You can even shed tears when you see the scene of the massacre of Indians! You ungrateful fool! Are you still worthy of being a white person?" Dr. Benjamin grabbed Mr. Robert's hair and taunted him, "Don't forget, your ancestors were also 'murderers'!"

Then Dr. Benjamin laughed. "Ha! I forgot! You've long since betrayed the cause of your ancestors! What could be more ironic than the conquerors worshipping the god of the conquered? And what do they regard him as? Lord?"

"What blasphemy! Even a Jew like me would burst out laughing at the absurdity of your Lord!"

"You know, the Catholic Church has already sent a Grand Knight to investigate this place. I'm afraid that Lord will be unable to resist exterminating you blasphemous fools! Just like your ancestors exterminated the indigenous people."

"No, you are wrong, Dr. Benjamin. A knight's lance will never be waved at the innocent and weak, the elderly, children, women and children." Kate rode her horse slowly forward with her lance in hand.

She stared coldly at Dr. Benjamin and said, "Of all the people here, the only one who can make me use my lance is you, a coward who bullies the weak."

Mrs. Robert was overjoyed: "Kate! Kate! You're just in time. Please, save us!"

"Hahahaha, Your Excellency the Great Knight, you finally found this place." Dr. Benjamin laughed proudly.

Amidst a long laugh, an exquisite surgical scalpel appeared in Dr. Benjamin's hand.

Then, Dr. Benjamin held the scalpel and gently slashed it through the air. The originally delicate lancet suddenly expanded and turned into a scalpel chain saw that dragged to the ground.

"If I hadn't opened a passage for you, you probably wouldn't be able to break through the blockade of the magic circle in the short term and find the altar of this blasphemous false god. Shouldn't you express your gratitude to me, Mr. Grand Knight?" Doctor Benjamin asked slowly.

Kate said nothing, but just gripped her lance tightly, lowered her body, and leaned on the horse's back. She was ready to charge, and a sacred light began to shine on her body.

"Oh, Your Excellency the Great Knight, please be patient."

At this moment, Dr. Benjamin snapped his fingers, and Elijah Robert, with a dull look in his eyes, raised his shotgun and aimed at Mrs. Robert, his mother, who was kneeling on the ground.

Meanwhile, Dr. Benjamin's scalpel and chainsaw plowed smoking furrows in the ground.

"Let me guess, will you kill me first, or save poor Martha first? Sir Grand Knight." Dr. Benjamin smiled with ease and continued to speak slowly.

"Yeah, you should take a good guess." Kate said calmly, completely unaffected by Dr. Benjamin's words.

Elijah was slowly pulling the trigger.

"It's me, Elijah, it's mom!" Mrs. Robert called her son with tears in her eyes, trying to wake him up from his control.

The holy light fluctuations on Kate's body became stronger and stronger, and the horse she rode was also dyed by the holy light and gradually turned white. She gripped the lance tightly in her hand, gathering the power of the holy light.

Suddenly, Elijah Robert, who had been holding his gun with a dull look in his eyes, whispered: "Then I saw the sky open, and there was a white horse——"

The voice was low and deep, and it didn't seem like it came from a young man of this age.

Elijah's eyes suddenly became clear, and he desperately raised the barrel of the gun in his hand towards the sky.

With a bang, the shotgun bullet whizzed upwards and hit the spruce tree above his head. The few remaining leaves of the spruce tree fell down with a rustling sound.

Affected by the recoil, Ilya sat down on the ground.

Dr. Benjamin was taken aback. He turned around in surprise to see this unexpected turn of events.

"What--"

Just as Dr. Benjamin turned his head, Kate moved.

Kate seized the opportunity, urged the warhorse under her crotch, and rushed forward.

The knight crossed a distance of nearly a hundred meters in just a moment. She raised the lance high in her hand and stabbed it down fiercely.

Dr. Benjamin quickly swung the chainsaw in his hand, trying to block the fatal blow.

However, Kate, whose martial arts skills have been honed through thousands of years, was determined to deliver this attack, and no doctor could possibly withstand it.

Kate's lance thrust forward, and was about to pierce Dr. Benjamin's heart.

At this moment, the last fluorescent leaf of the spruce fell from the branch, and a herd of bison with phosphorescent lights rushed out from the gully cut by the chain saw.

They rushed forward one after another, bumped into Kate's lance, and rushed towards Kate desperately, forcing Kate to forcibly cancel her fatal attack and turn her horse around.

"Hahahaha, hahahahahaha!" Dr. Benjamin laughed out loud as if he had escaped death.

As his loud laughter reached the sky, the four magic circles on the ground shone brightly.

"Just as I calculated, the indigenous god's remaining reserves have been exhausted! He has been forced to devote all his energy to helping those suffering from the blood plague, and is no longer able to stop me from stealing his power!" Doctor Benjamin said proudly, "A mere knight can no longer do anything to me!"

With a wave of his hand, the herd of bison made of phosphorescent fire rushed towards Kate like a tide again.

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The roar of the bronze bell resounded through the sky.

After the twelve gongs rang out, the Grace Methodist Church began to tremble violently. Amidst the trembling, this "Protestant" church collapsed like a toppled building block.

On top of the collapsed ruins, a huge giant more than ten meters tall stands proudly.

The giant was dressed as a priest, with white gloves on his hands. He held the communion wafer in one hand and the communion cup in the other.

Seeing such abnormal supernatural things, the FBI agents who were originally sealing off the Glass Palace were thrown into chaos.

"Where is the Grand Knight? Go and fetch him!" Agent Major was already regretting taking on such a difficult situation. "Hurry and ask the Grand Knight to come and eliminate this blasphemous heresy!"

In Agent Major's view, isn't it natural for Catholic knights to attack Protestant giants?

Agent Major even quietly changed his usual official title of "Agent Mackenzie" to the respectful title of "Your Excellency the Grand Knight".

"What? Can't get in touch? The phone call is broken?" Agent Major was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. He thought quickly and slapped his head. "Oh right! Isn't there an archbishop in the Glass Palace who is treating the blood plague?"

"Answer the phone, Your Eminence, please, answer it! That blasphemous thing is coming towards us!"

"Archbishop" Li Shanze recognized this face. This was the bartender Jimmy, codenamed "Volunteer", who had attempted to assassinate him in the Old Time Bar.

"Wow, this, this, this... isn't this a computer CG special effect?" Miss Hacker said in surprise.

"Ha, I'm afraid not." Li Shanze shook his head. "By the way, Ms. Crowley, please turn up the volume on the speaker a little more. I want to catch up with my old friend!"

"Okay, okay! Your Excellency!"

Miss Hacker agreed hurriedly, and then carried out Li Shanze's request without any hesitation.

By this time, the FBI team had been scattered by the giant's heavy footsteps, and even several FBI Chevrolet SUVs had been crushed.

"Hello, hello, hello, sound check, sound check, Jimmy, can you hear me? Can you hear me?" Li Shanze's voice came from the loudspeaker of the Glass Palace.

Jimmy, who was teasing the FBI with a cat-and-mouse mentality, stopped when he heard this.

Major, who was fleeing in a panic, was overjoyed: "Great, it's the Archbishop, we are saved!"

By this time, Agent Major had completely forgotten his complaint about Li Shanze refusing to answer the phone.

"Ah, it's you. What's the matter? I failed to kill you before, and now you want me to kill you again?" Jimmy recognized Li Shanze's voice and said in a muffled voice.

"I'm just curious how you got yourself into this state," Li Shanze said sarcastically. "Your communion wafer and chalice look completely out of place. They look so different from the Catholic masses I've attended."

"Oh, this communion wafer is not made of wheat." Jimmy said slowly, "and this communion cup is not an ordinary communion cup either."

The giant opened his hands slightly, and the words on the wafer and the chalice were clearly visible.

"Monsanto genetically modified corn flour. What the hell is this?" Li Shanze sneered, then he looked at the giant's other hand, "Pfizer vaccine bottle... You Protestants are really full of monsters and demons!"

Monsanto's genetically modified corn flour is used to make communion bread, and Pfizer vaccine bottles are used as communion cups. Is this the Protestantism of justification by faith?

Li Shanze never expected that this Holy Guardian Li Fern would become so crazy.

Author's words: Thanks to Prince Shuangqiao Town for his monthly ticket and recommendation ticket

Thanks to Qiqisishijiu and Xu Shihan for their recommendation votes

081 The Day of Becoming a God

"Humph, I'm not a follower of the ridiculous Holy Scripture Welfare Society. They're so stupid that they don't even know what they believe in!"

The huge Jimi said in a thunderous voice: "And I am only using this ritual to take back what belongs to me!"

Charlie's voice sounded at the right moment: "This is Buchaska's power! It does not belong to you!"

"Buchaska? Is that what you call that stupid native god?" Jimmy sneered, "Then open your eyes and see clearly who this power belongs to now!"

The giant clenched his hands, raised them high, and hammered down hard on the glass palace. In his eyes, this glass toy seemed vulnerable.

At this moment, huge Tupana vines rose from the ground and tightly wrapped around the giant's arms, making him unable to move for a while.

"Okay, okay, you're a witch with this power! Perfect! Let's settle all our old and new grudges together!"

The giant angrily tore at the vines desperately.

Charlie held her breath, her expression focused, sweat on her forehead. Controlling such a huge plant was quite a burden for her.