After reincarnation, attack as a female imp!

He was both in pain and happy. The pain was simply the exhaustion of climbing, and he also felt a vague discomfort in his stomach. He wondered if it was a cold. Of course, it could also be that the fried fish or the fruit tea Tang Manwen had made had caused him intestinal irritation.

But I can bear it for now.

Happiness was simple: being surrounded by two beautiful women and a handsome man. Even if they had little to do with him, they were at least pleasing to the eye. Qin Zhixin, in particular, had developed so well this past year, someone wondered what she'd eaten. When Liu Yujin first saw Qin Zhixin a year ago, he'd been truly struck by her appearance.

Before, he had always believed that no matter how beautiful she was, she could only be on par with Tang Manwen. Tang Manwen also always said that she had a cousin who was much prettier than her. At first, Liu Tingjin thought that this was Tang Manwen's self-deprecation, but after seeing the real person, he realized that what she said was true.

After not seeing her for a year, Qin Zhixin had changed a lot. She was even more beautiful than before, and she possessed an inexplicable charm, more enchanting than a flower, more gentle than water. Especially with her exaggerated figure, it was even more irresistible. Liu Yujin stole a glance; the exaggerated curves and astonishing elasticity of her breasts made his mouth water. He felt that even one hand couldn't contain it. Normally, a breast this size would be unsightly, but Qin Zhixin's was incredibly round.

Especially since the girl was breathing rapidly from the climb, her perfect pair of rabbits hopped with extra joy. With each step, her upper hemispheres stirred up waves of flesh, bouncing playfully. Liu Yujin even felt that the straps of Qin Zhixin's inner tank top were a little overwhelmed by the weight.

"Hey, Fatty, do you want to take a closer look?"

Qin Zhixin glared at Liu Tingjin in anger. The fat boy's look was too presumptuous. She tried to button up her shirt, but it was too tight.

"Forget it, I'm afraid you'll bite me."

"I wouldn't bite anyone but you. I'm afraid your flesh will stink."

Qin Zhixin breathed out through her nose and snorted heavily.

"Qin Zhixin, I feel like something might be wrong."

"What's wrong?"

"I feel something wrong in my stomach."

Qin Zhixin was panting as she crawled, and all she heard was a sarcastic tone.

"Hey, little fatty, are you going to have diarrhea?"

"What are you talking about? No."

"Then you said your stomach was upset."

"I mean maybe. Do you understand what's possible? Like, if you thought you were going to get into a car accident today, even if you thought it was very likely, would you really stay at home?"

"So you want to have diarrhea?"

"No, you just can't stand it, right? I mean, is it possible that the fried fish you bought was not clean?"

"That's impossible! I don't feel anything at all."

"You haven't eaten yet. I've already eaten half, so my stomach is reacting. Holy shit, my stomach is rumbling!"

Qin Zhixin was really happy this time.

"Why don't you go down the mountain? There's a toilet in the parking lot. Go quickly and run back up later."

"It's okay, it's just an illusion, I don't feel anything anymore."

"Bah! You're just being stubborn. There won't be any toilets on the mountain later."

Liu Tingjin smiled as if he understood everything.

"How can there be no toilet? Aren't there toilets everywhere on the mountain?"

"That's enough, I give in."

Qin Zhixin looked at Liu Tingjin with disgust.

"How did my sister fall for you? It's so unlucky."

"Is it not enough for me to cling to you? Do you understand what it means that a strong woman is afraid of a clinging man? What's more, your sister is a real woman. Look at you, your personality is so different from what you usually send me."

"Weren't you the one who sent me that mess first? You're biting back! What was it you sent me first?"

"Is the philosophy I sent you good?"

"You really watch it? I don't believe you really watch it."

"I don't care. Damn it. What use is this thing for other than mass-producing suicidal teenagers?"

Liu Yujin felt a little embarrassed when he thought about how he had distributed a lot of these resources just to show off when he first met Qin Zhixin.

"Then you still send it to me?"

"Isn't this just me following the tutorial on Douban about how young arty people cheat on you?"

"Did you learn how to cheat on sex from Douban?"

Qin Zhixin was shocked.

"Not Douban, on Douban. Go there and post a random photo of yourself holding a book with a really long title, preferably one you can't understand, and it must be in a foreign language. It has to be in a foreign language. Then casually show your car keys."

"Car keys? No, how did this thing get connected to books?"

“This is what online tutorials are like.”

"You can only catch fools!"

"What else? Who in their right mind would go there?"

Qin Zhixin was speechless.

"I read movie reviews on that site. If you remove the reviews of art films, it's still okay."

"You don't understand. Have you ever seen posts about beautiful women on Douban?"

Liu Yujin had a strange expression.

"Why would I go and see those? Are there any prettier ones than my sister? If I want to see beautiful women, won't I take secret photos of my sister? Or maybe look in the mirror."

"You can brag all you want, but it's true. My No. 1 Middle School's BBS is full of your photos?"

Qin Zhixin showed an incredible expression.

"What did you say? When did I get in touch with someone from your No. 1 Middle School? No, I actually know someone from your No. 1 Middle School! He's fat, just like you, but he's even fatter than you!"

"Can you please stop calling me fat? I was going to say this too, damn. Do you know how people on Douban insult beautiful women?"

"I don't know. I'm not interested. What else can I say? Ask my sister. Wasn't she bullied by her female classmates in middle school and her freshman year of high school?"

"I've only seen people get scolded for being thin in three places: the pig farming section of the agricultural forum, Oriental Livestock Network, and Douban."

"Good fellow. You're still raising pigs? Oh my, is Master Liu planning to start a side business?"

"What the hell are you talking about? Are you just trying to be a fan? Some Douban groups are actually dominated by the fattest and ugliest members of the feminist movement. Pretty women get scolded even more harshly than men. It's almost naked class-versus-class hatred, and now it's even extended to the point where being thin gets you scolded."

"Then why are you still going there to cheat?"

"If I hadn't actually fished, how would I know they were all dead fat pigs?"

Liu Yujin was indignant.

Chapter 41 Tank Fuel Consumption

Qin Zhixin was so shocked that she didn't even feel the soreness in her legs from climbing the mountain.

"Oh my god! Do you really dare to go fishing?"

"What? I've already started chatting, how can I not scream?"

"Aren't you doing that with my sister?"

"That was too early. I hadn't even chased your sister yet. No, I knew your sister at that time, but your sister didn't know me."

Qin Zhixin felt a little disgusted when she heard this.

"You're such a loser! How dare you say that? You caught it, and then what? Didn't you say you caught a fat dead pig? How fat is it?"

Liu Yujin's face was serious, as if he was recalling some bad memories.

"Let me put it this way. Have you ever seen a video of a tank crushing a car? I'm the car, and she's the tank. Conservatively, she could pick me up and do it."

"You're a man! You were picked up and fucked?"

"What?"

"No, you're exaggerating, okay? Look, you definitely weigh more than 150 pounds. How heavy would it be to be able to lift you up and use you as the Holy Grail?"

"What do you even know about the Holy Grail? What are you looking at online?"

"What do you care? I not only understand, but I can also find someone to buy it for you if you want. Don't change the subject, just tell me how much that person weighs."

"Let me put it this way, before I met her, I never imagined that a Lolita skirt could be made as thick as a sack."

Liu Tingjin gestured and spoke at the same time.

"The scariest thing is that this guy's three-dimensional penis is almost as thick as a slut. Fuck! I stole my dad's car to pick her up at the train station. I was driving a Jeep Wrangler. I called her at the time and she saw me get in the car. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The car leaned towards her when she got in and out. I took her to Pizza Hut and when she got out, the car was shaking. I saw where she did it, and the skin was wrinkled."

"Awesome! You're treating her to a meal at this weight? If it were me, I'd run away the moment I see her."

"Bullshit! I've put so much thought into this, how can I give up halfway? A journey of a hundred miles begins with a single step. What I want is playing poker itself. As for how much my partner weighs, it has nothing to do with me. I'm a pure person!"

Qin Zhixin revealed an expression of amazement, a look that looked like admiration. Liu Yujin felt a little flattered by the look, but he quickly realized that this was his own fault. Why did this damn girl look so strange?

"Fatty Liu, no, Brother Liu, Young Master Liu, I misjudged you before, you are this!"

Qin Zhixin gave a thumbs up.

"So, did you guys finish eating and play poker? As you said, don't work so hard only to find out that you're just pouting."

"Fuck you!"

Liu Tingjin became anxious and met Qin Zhixin's eyes. Seeing her charming little face, his anger quickly subsided.

"What did I say? After eating at Pizza Hut, she and I ate nearly four hundred dollars. You don't know how much this guy eats and what a bunch of bullshit he says. I eat pizza with my hands, but she can't. She has to put the pizza on a plate and use a knife and fork. You know what's the most outrageous thing? Even if I eat with my hands, I can't eat as fast as her. I'm full after eating half a pizza and a steak and pasta. She can't. She eats too fast and too much. Even three pizzas are not enough. She has to order extra drinks, but they have to reduce the sugar in them because she doesn't want to gain weight. She's just burping."

"This image is too stereotypical. A tank with an oversized fuel tank, filled with a large amount of 98-octane gasoline and then reluctantly added a small amount of ethanol, claiming it is energy-saving. This is too much sugar reduction."

Qin Zhixin smiled just by hearing it.

"No sugar reduction? Forget it. It's just too dry and she needs some water to moisten her throat. I was counting the bites she took on a fifteen-inch pizza. I don't even know how many times she poops a day with her appetite."

"Hey, that's disgusting! Did you know that South Korea uses feces to distill liquor?"

"Fuck you! I'm talking about her going to poop, what the hell are you talking about?"

Qin Zhixin sniffed, looking a little unconvinced.

"I have seen it and I am talking about it!"

"Go drink it!"

"I won't drink it. This is for the Koreans. This is their brewing method."

"Okay, you're just trying to change the subject. After dinner, she and I went to the cinema. Do you know how scary she was? I still remember we were watching The Smurfs, and that fat pig suddenly kissed me. I wanted to get away, but she had just finished a few hundred yuan worth of Western food and had plenty of energy. She grabbed me with one arm, and fuck, she bit me right on the lips. Do you know how that felt?"

"Being chewed by a pig?"

"It's even worse than that! She just finished eating, and her mouth stinks and her saliva is salty."

"I'll go, stop talking."

Qin Zhixin frowned and looked bitter, but Liu Tingjin continued talking.

"Just imagine a greasy face with a double chin, at least half a palm bigger than mine, pouting like a sausage and chewing on it, with strange-smelling salt water dripping from its mouth."

"Hey, stop it. I'm not really interested in your experience of being molested. I just want to know if you guys had sex?"

Liu Tingjin was just immersed in his memories, but he immediately became serious when he heard it.

"How is that possible! I'm a beautiful young man. If that fat pig sat on me, I would definitely be disabled. My pelvis would even collapse!"

As Qin Zhixin and Liu Tingjin exchanged casual banter, the four of them reached a platform halfway up the mountain. The temperature had cooled considerably, and Qin Zhixin, freshly sweating, felt a chill from the wind. But she couldn't care less now. She simply bent over, panting. Once she felt better, she pulled out the soda Li Jingxin had given her and took a long gulp, burping from the rush of gas.

Liu Tingjin wasn't much better, exhausted, his legs shaking. He didn't care about the dust and sat down to rest. Tang Manwen saw him and helped him up. Liu Tingjin smiled innocently. Qin Zhixin looked over and saw the fat man shamelessly twitching his eyebrows at her.

"Sister, look at his behavior!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Stop arguing, both of you. You're both being so childish."

Tang Manwen glared at Liu Tingjin, who tactfully stopped her from retaliating and gave an awkward smile.

"Sister, where is Qin Zhifeng?"

"He went to buy a ticket. Look, he's queuing there."

Tang Manwen pointed and saw Qin Zhixin burping because she drank the soda too quickly. She looked towards the ticket booth and did see Qin Zhifeng, but Qin Zhifeng was being harassed by two women.

"Who are those two? I'm going to run into his ex-girlfriend?"

Liu Tingjin was also curious when he heard it, so he came over.