After reincarnation, attack as a female imp!

"Squad leader, we saw you sitting very close to her in the stands yesterday, and a lot of people were making noises. Did anything happen between you two yesterday?"

Luo Dingxiang approached naturally, which made Li Jing feel a little resistant.

"What are you thinking? I guess she still doesn't know my name. I barely spoke to her yesterday."

Li Jing scoffed at himself, continuing to feign indifference. He sensed Luo Dingxiang's relief, and for no apparent reason, Li Jing felt a pang of heartache. Would Qin Zhixin still remember him in a few days? And how many years would it take for him to forget her? Had a brief moment of close contact and a few words of greeting already given him such inappropriate desires?

Wanting Qin Zhixin to fall in love with a stranger is as impossible as wanting to grow roses in a rice jar.

So it’s time to wake up from the dream.

"You guys have nothing to do all day and night and are making trouble. Qin Zhixin and I really have nothing. Was it that bastard Chen Chen who started it?"

Li Jing woke up, now aware that he had been dreaming. It was a dream of pleasure, a dream that had given him a beautiful illusion, like the reflection of the sky in a pool of water, seemingly within reach in a dream but shattered at the slightest touch.

"You just can't stand Chen Zi, don't put everything on him."

Luo Dingxiang covered her mouth and smiled, her movements somewhat awkwardly, not at all as natural and charming as Qin Zhixin's. Li Jing and her eyes met, and for several seconds, neither of them spoke. Luo Dingxiang avoided his gaze.

"I."

"I."

They both spoke at the same time.

"You go ahead and say it."

"You speak first."

Li Jing and Luo Dingxiang spoke at the same time, and then fell silent again. Luo Dingxiang's face was already red, and Li Jing felt irritated. He inexplicably remembered a passage from "Camus' Notebooks".

[The young couple on the train, both of them were not good-looking. She pulled him, smiling, acting coquettishly, and teasing him. And he, with his eyes dull, felt embarrassed about being loved in public by a woman he was not proud of.]

Li Jing held his breath. He felt his heart beating very fast, but also felt inexplicably empty and suffocated. After a while, he spoke.

“They had a lot of fun.”

"Ah."

Chapter 97 Out of Nothing

Qin Zhixin came back soon, holding a large box of cherries that Zhou Xinshu had forced upon her. She first went to the fourth class's table to distribute a lot to Yang Qichao before returning to the second class's table.

She noticed Zhang Wanbai hadn't arrived yet. Zhou Dahong was sitting in Zhang Wanbai's seat, a cheeky grin on his face, glancing around and talking. Squad leader Liu Qinxiong lay on his back, basking in the sun, while Fang Bixian, sitting next to him, frowned as he read a book. Qin Zhixin, with her sharp eyes, noticed Fang Bixian reading her novel.

The book was Chuck Palahniuk's "Guts," a cult collection of hard-core stories. Someone on the "Tentacle+" forum recommended it to me.

Qin Zhixin still remembered that post, from a few weeks ago. It detailed several plot points from the book, including "Damocles' carrot" and "CPR dummy's mouth," among other perverse and utterly distorting references. The poster had even copied large sections of the original text, so explicit that even someone like Qin Zhixin, who didn't mind eating anything, felt the need for censorship. She'd also looked disgusted when she read the post, the same expression Fang Bixian was wearing now, but she still ordered the book on Taobao afterward.

There was no other reason, Qin Zhixin was just curious, she just wanted to see how perverted it was.

Qin Zhixin walked quickly to where she had put her schoolbag. Zhou Dahong saw her from a distance and stared at her eagerly. Qin Zhixin approached and moved past him, accidentally brushing against Zhou Dahong's leg. He subconsciously pulled back, but Qin Zhixin had already taken her place next to him.

Qin Zhixin handed the remaining half of the box of cherries to Zhou Dahong. Zhou Dahong took it and was about to speak when Qin Zhixin made a "hush" gesture. She controlled her breathing, trying to keep her voice as low as possible. She quietly walked behind Fang Bixian, leaned forward, and brought her flawless face, like a lotus flower emerging from the water, close to him, stopping just above Fang Bixian's shoulder. Her plump white breasts were less than a centimeter away from Fang Bixian's upper arm, swaying slightly with Qin Zhixin's breathing, almost as if they were about to touch him.

Fang Bixian was still reading a novel. He read ten lines at a glance and had finished half of the book in less than an hour.

…………

Liu Qinxiong tilted his head back to bask in the sun. The sun, hidden behind the clouds, shone an orange light that was not glaring even when he looked directly at it. He felt warm all over, and at that moment, he didn't want to move or care about anything.

What is class discipline? If you ask him to answer, he can only say: I have it.

Liu Qinxiong lacked authority, a fact he was well aware of. Therefore, he considered himself best suited for jobs that offended people, such as management. If no one listened to him, then he wouldn't offend anyone; it would just be a waste of words. He felt a little sleepy. The room was a bit noisy, but it was like white noise, just a bit louder.

He was imagining a scene.

Liu Qinxiong imagined the chaotic noises of the scene as the sound of rain, himself in his bedroom, and the sun behind the clouds as a warm chandelier. The sound of rain pattered outside, the lights ablaze inside; just the sound of it made him feel sleepy. The hostess entered the room, gracefully stroking her way to Liu Qinxiong's side. She had just showered, and she smelled fragrant and warm. She was wrapped only in a bath towel, her features obscured, and her face had a slightly unnatural flush.

Liu Qinxiong's breathing suddenly paused, and he took another deep breath. The hostess walked over to him, bent down as if to speak, and suddenly the lights went out. Liu Qinxiong was half asleep, his eyes slightly open.

The facial features of the imagined hostess became clear, and it was Qin Zhixin.

Liu Qinxiong was a bit stunned, his eyes wide open. The image of the rainy night, the bedroom, and the hostess he had just imagined was completely wiped out. He looked up and saw clearly that it was indeed Qin Zhixin. She was standing behind Fang Bixian, blocking out the sunlight.

Qin Zhixin's face was a little flushed at the moment, and she was breathing slightly with her rosy little mouth open. Liu Qinxiong's eyes were completely attracted by her pair of overdeveloped breasts.

He was looking upwards, and Qin Zhixin was so close, her ample breasts pushing her shirt up. She hadn't tucked the hem of her shirt into her pants, allowing Liu Qinxiong to see the plump, rounded hemispheres of her breasts through the gap left by the shirt. The yellow bunny hood with the SpongeBob SquarePants pattern struggled to contain the plump pair, a fact that struck Liu Qinxiong as somewhat awkward. He could see Qin Zhixin's delicate navel, like a dark gem, on her flat stomach. Her overly slender waist, majestic peaks, and plump breasts combined to create an incredibly provocative figure. Her jade-like skin left him at a loss for words. He felt that simple analogies to ice, snow, and jade couldn't even begin to capture her enchanting beauty.

This was the first time Liu Qinxiong had seen Qin Zhixin's private parts. He was almost touching her belly, and he even wondered if his hair had brushed against her most intimate parts. Qin Zhixin still had that alluring sweet fragrance, but the smell only made Liu Qinxiong feel a surge of anger in his heart.

Liu Qinxiong stared intently, wanting to see it more closely, but as Qin Zhixin bent over and leaned forward, the beautiful scene disappeared in a flash. Liu Qinxiong shook his head vigorously, sat up, and nudged Bixian below with his elbow.

Fang Bixian turned around and saw Qin Zhixin looking at him with a mischievous look.

"Hey, Master, what are you looking at? Is it very nice and suits your taste?"

Fang Bixian felt a little embarrassed. He just took a book from Qin Zhixin's bag, but it would not pass the review.

"No, I'm just a little, uh, how should I put it, curious."

"Tsk, so fake. You're just so caught up in the novelty. Maybe it's because the carrots remind you of your past."

Qin Zhixin laughed so hard that her body shook, and the trembling rabbit also shook along with her.

"What carrot?" Fang Bixian was confused. He really didn't understand and hadn't seen the "carrot" part yet. But in Qin Zhixin's opinion, Fang Bixian was just pretending to be stupid.

Qin Zhixin sat down and took out the cherries that Zhou Xinshu had given her.

"Here, these cherries were given to me by someone else. They're quite expensive, about two or three hundred yuan a pound."

Qin Zhixin spoke nonchalantly, her words causing Zhou Dahong and Liu Qinxiong to gasp. Zhou Dahong's reaction was particularly pronounced, his face filled with disbelief. "Holy crap! What the heck is two or three hundred yuan a pound? A pound of copper isn't even thirty yuan! How could this thing be ten times more expensive than copper?"

"Cherries are just cherries, imported cherries. They are expensive now because there are fewer imported cherries, but they will be cheaper in the future."

Qin Zhixin opened the box of cherries and randomly picked one up and put it in her mouth.

"It's not as sweet as cherries, so feel free to eat it. Someone else just forced it on me out of kindness. Oh, don't act stupid, Master. You've read this book, but you don't know about carrots?"

Qin Zhixin sucked the black fruit and glanced at Fang Bixian. Fang Bixian had an inexplicable illusion that Qin Zhixin was treating him as a hypocritical pervert, and he couldn't help but avoid her gaze, but when he looked straight at her, he was facing Qin Zhixin's pair of rabbits, which made him a little embarrassed.

"I really don't know what you're talking about."

"Great Immortal, you really don't know carrots? Damocles' carrots?"

"what are you saying?"

Qin Zhixin narrowed her almond-shaped eyes into a dangerous arc. Liu Qinxiong and Zhou Dahong were delighted to see the fun. They grabbed a few cherries and started eating them while watching. Zhou Dahong, in particular, was eating like crazy.

"Great Immortal, let me tell you a story. There was a hypocrite named Xian Bifang in the past, and everyone called him Xiaoxian."

"You're insinuating! No, you're slandering!"

Fang Bixian felt a little pain in his back teeth. How could this person be so petty?

"No, please listen to me, Master~"

Qin Zhixin held her throat and spoke in a tender tone, but Fang Bixian just felt that this guy was going to do something.

"Daxian, oh no, it was Xiaoxian. When he was in junior high school, he heard about a method called "anus stimulation." It involves inserting a stick-like object into the anus. It's said that as long as the stimulation is strong enough, you can experience explosive ejaculation without having to exert too much force from the front."

"No, you!"

Fang Bixian felt something was wrong. Is this something a girl can say? Just as she was about to retort, she heard Liu Qinxiong cough.

"Ahem, it's okay, you continue."

"Hey, squad leader, eat slowly, don't choke."

Qin Zhixin covered her mouth and laughed. She leaned forward. Liu Qinxiong felt that his eyes were completely attracted by the pair of rabbits hanging down by gravity, but he was more shocked. Could this recognized beauty drive so fiercely? He lowered his eyes and just focused on eating fruit.

"You know, although Xiaoxian is a serious person, he's still a naive person. He just experienced the joy of exerting himself and couldn't stop. When he learned that there was a more enjoyable way, he would definitely try it."

"So the Great Immortal, oh no, the Little Immortal uses carrots?"

Liu Qinxiong was so happy when he heard that he was so sensible. Qin Zhixin gave him an appreciative look.

"Squad leader, you know a lot. Why are you so upset, Daxian? I'm talking about Xiaoxian~"

Fang Bixian smiled bitterly and touched the tip of his nose. "Keep on being naughty."

"Xiaoxian did use carrots. He locked the bedroom, cut the carrots into short sticks, coated them with peanut oil, and slowly sat on them."

Qin Zhixin's canine teeth flashed from her smile. She paused, keeping the conversation a secret. "Then nothing happened. No pleasure, no orgasm, only pain. Then, Xiaoxian's mother called him to dinner, and Xiaoxian took out the greasy, feces-smelling carrot and hid it among the dirty clothes at the foot of the bed."

"Holy crap. Great Immortal, is this true?"

"Bullshit, this is from this dead man's book!"

Fang Bixian's face turned black.

"Hehe, Daxian, please stop swearing. I haven't continued yet. After dinner, Daxian will go look for that carrot again, but the terrible thing is yet to come."

Fang Bixian couldn't help but interrupt. "Hey, are you too lazy to even cover up now?"

"Okay, okay, I'm talking about Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian found that the carrot that had stabbed him was gone. While Xiaoxian was having dinner, his mother took all the dirty clothes to wash. There was a pile of dirty clothes and a shiny, smelly carrot."

"Goodness, there's no way that the immortal didn't see it."

Liu Qinxiong continued to do his job of holding the eyes, but when he saw Fang Bixian's unfriendly look, he quickly changed his words.

"It's Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian."

"That's right, Xiaoxian's mother definitely saw it, so Xiaoxian waited for several months under the dark clouds, waiting for his parents to scold him. But they never moved, not at all. Even now that he's enrolled in Nanshi High School, that invisible carrot is still dangling between his legs. This is the allusion to the carrot of Damocles~"

The more Qin Zhixin talked, the darker Fang Bixian's face darkened. He laughed so hard that even Fang Bixian was laughing himself up. Liu Qinxiong had a strange expression on his face, and his eyes swept across Fang Bixian's thighs, as if he was trying to find the invisible "carrot."

"Squad leader, if any weird rumors about me come out, you'll be in big trouble!"

"No, this was arranged by Qin Zhixin. Why are you blaming me?"

"How can this be made up? These are all my personal experiences, don't you agree, Master?"

Qin Zhixin laughed non-stop, and Fang Bixian's face was flushed unnaturally.

"If any messed up stuff gets out, none of you will be able to escape!"

Chapter 98: Jianjia Qiushui feels sympathetic

Wang Da realized he'd said the wrong thing and quickly tried to make amends. "Sister-in-law, I was wrong. There aren't many girls in the class. Aren't computer science majors just full of men? There are over 300 people in the whole grade, but there are less than 20 girls. And they look so androgynous."

Qin Zhixin covered her mouth and laughed. "Okay, I don't doubt him. He was like this in high school. Back then, when the girls in class approached him, he always ignored them."

Wang Da smiled sullenly.

"Brother Chao is like this, very manly."

Yi Congwen sat upright in his seat, his eyes somewhat empty.

"Junior sister, I'll go over there to handle the formalities later. You and your old acquaintances should get together first."

"Hey, Senior~ What are you talking about? Are you blaming me for not treating you well?"

Qin Zhixin began to sing in a controlled voice, her tone lingering like the song of a siren luring sailors to crash into the reef.

Yi Congwen and Yang Qichao had both seen this irritating girl and hadn't reacted. But Wang Da was a novice, and the alluring voice made him feel like his cochlea had melted and his head and brain were filled with blood.

"Don't talk nonsense and set me up for a fight. If I hear someone spreading rumors about me, I'll have my instructor take care of you!"

Yi Congwen had been used to being played around by Qin Zhixin in the capital, so he didn't fall for it at all. He just started threatening her with a fake smile. Qin Zhixin rolled her eyes at Yi Congwen and turned away from him.

The four of them got into Wang Da's second-hand Geely Emgrand, with Qin Zhixin sitting in the passenger seat and Yi Congwen and Yang Qichao sitting in the back seat.

Wang Da was very excited.

A stunning beauty like Qin Zhixin was sitting next to him at this moment. Although there was a central armrest between the two of them, the distance was close enough.

It was so close that Wang Da could even see the rise and fall of Qin Zhixin's chest with every breath.

The distance from the airport to the parking lot was quite a distance, and after walking so many steps, Qin Zhixin's breath was a bit hazy. Because of the heat and the direct sunlight, Qin Zhixin even broke out in a faint sweat. This sweat gave her skin a unique sheen, like a thin but translucent enamel, and in the light it even had the brilliance of fine jewelry.

The breath she exhaled and the traces of sweet sweat on her body had an intoxicating scent.

With trembling hands, Wang Da inserted the car key into the keyhole three or four times before it went in.

Qin Zhixin glanced at him with a playful air, thinking he was clumsy. As expected, few fat people were agile. She looked in the rearview mirror at the two people in the back seat, her red lips parted.

"Then it's settled, Senior Brother. You go handle the formalities by yourself later, and I'll go play."

She pulled the seatbelt down, the polyester belt pressing diagonally against her towering breasts, partially contouring her loose T-shirt. Her figure was so slender, the mere sight of the faint outlines made one want to delve deeper into the mysterious curves beneath. The rounded, plump parts were slightly deformed by the belt, revealing their amazing elasticity. The collar of the T-shirt was even slightly pulled down, revealing her jade-white skin that almost shimmered in the sunlight.

This part has no color difference from the skin on Qin Zhixin's face. Both are a perfect cool white. However, there is a thin layer of pink on her face. I don't know if it's because of the heat.

But through the rearview mirror, Yi Congwen could only see Qin Zhixin's pink little mouth and graceful and slender neck.

When Qin Zhixin first started school in the capital, he'd heard there was a beautiful junior schoolmate. Not only was she prettier than a celebrity, but her figure was also incredibly stunning. But he was so focused on his studies, spending every day in the library, that his knowledge of Qin Zhixin was limited to hearsay.

Later, in the second year of her direct doctoral program at the same school, Qin Zhixin was noticed by her supervisor because of the awards she won at events and became his direct junior.