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"Mr. Joestar! Jotaro! Are you okay?"

As soon as Dio died, the staircase space that he had disturbed returned to normal, and soon, Kakyoin and others at the bottom of the stairs caught up.

"Okay, stop talking. Someone, hurry up and carry him away. He's as heavy as a dead pig and he smells terrible."

Several people looked in the direction of the sound and saw Hakimi holding Popo's hair in his mouth and pulling him up the stairs one step at a time. Poor Popo, the back of his head had to touch the ground almost every time he climbed a step.

"Mr. Hakimi, let go and let me do it."

The understanding Kakyoin stepped forward immediately and tried to pick up Popo from Hakimi's mouth.

Hakimi naturally opened his mouth obediently, and as soon as he opened it, poor Popovich rolled down the stairs due to the pull of gravity. In the end, he even twisted his neck, just like the gluten-filled man in Human: Fall Flat.

Polnareff felt the kinetic energy

"... "

The people on the stairs looked at Bobo down the stairs, and all turned their heads to stare at Hakimi who was at a loss. They didn't know what to say.

Jotaro stopped chatting and prepared to go downstairs to check on Popo's injury. Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped one foot on the stairs, he and Popo disappeared out of thin air in front of everyone.

"What! It's a Stand attack!"

Joseph suddenly started shouting and released the Hermit Purple, smashing a camera he took out of his backpack.

"This is Dio!"

Holding the freshly taken photo, Joseph looked at the image in the photo and was very surprised. In the picture, it was Dio's face and half of his head moving in the dark.

"Everyone be careful! Dio is not dead yet!"

Hearing Joseph's call, Kakyoin quickly summoned the Green Pope, and stood back to back with Joseph, alert to their surroundings. Hakimi, seeing that the situation was not good, sneaked behind the building alone.

What is this? Is there a second stage?

Hakimi looked at the strange thing hanging on the beam with half of its head holding a green gem, shook his head, and cleared all the distracting thoughts in his mind.

Anyway, this is the only one. I will have completed my mission and withdraw from the main character group in the next one. Do you want to help them one last time?

Hakimi hesitated for a moment and quickly made a decision.

"Hey! He's up there!"

As soon as Hakimi finished speaking, Banradio jumped down, but with Hakimi's advance warning, both of them dodged in time.

"Dio! You're dead!"

Looking at the half-Radio falling to the ground, the old man summoned the Hermit Purple, attached ripples to it, and whipped it towards him from a distance.

He didn't dare to engage Dio in close combat. Facing such a formidable foe, he couldn't be too cautious, even if he had already undergone a high-level amputation...

Well, everything below the skull was cut off, leaving only half of the face skin hanging there, it looked pretty miserable.

The old man's caution was still useful. Dio, who was unable to move, just glanced at him, and he keenly noticed that something was wrong. Why did he feel like there was a glimmer of water in Dio's eyes?

He turned his head subconsciously and avoided Dio's final attack.

A high-penetrating move that compressed the fluid in the eye and then shot it out. Joseph touched his scratched cheek and felt a little scared.

Fortunately, I discovered the anomaly in advance. If I had been a little slower...

In the end, Dio, who was unable to summon the world, was easily destroyed by the old man with ripples.

……

"Ugh! I'm so pissed off!"

In the monitoring room, in front of Lucifer, Bai Ze threw the handle down and sat aside sulking.

"That's ridiculous! Dio's entire set of skills is rubbish! Jotaro can only move for seven seconds out of the nine-second time stop, and he can still force himself to move for one second. If it's not for close combat, this second is useless!"

"And this rubbish delay, the time it takes me to cast a taunt is enough for the other team to set up a trap and kill me in a row."

As if he felt that it was not good to sulk alone, Bai Ze sighed and muttered, pouring out all his thoughts to Lucifer beside him.

"Well, why don't you use ranged attacks when you're time-stopping? Isn't that eye-shooting move pretty good?"

Lucifer also had a sullen face. He didn't really want to listen to Bai Ze's nagging, but out of politeness and respect, he couldn't just get up and leave immediately.

"I was just saying this, this is a rubbish skill set. You can't use ranged attacks during the time stop. This thing stops after flying for a while during the time stop. It can't hit Jotaro at all. And I tried my best to find the Steamroller."

"This Jotaro is such a supermodel. Who was the cutie who came up with this ridiculous character? It makes me so angry!"

Looking at Bai Ze with an angry face, Lucifer stretched out his hand and hesitated for a moment, but finally tapped her shoulder lightly with his finger.

"Well, it seems that Jotaro's power-up was drawn up by the two of us. Also, this Dio doesn't have a steamroller skill, he uses a tanker truck."

After Lucifer finished speaking, Bai Ze froze visibly.

"Really? Who said this Jotaro is over the top? This Jotaro's skill set is not over the top at all. He has control, damage, and support. It's totally reasonable."

After Bai Ze finished speaking, he turned around and walked away as if nothing had happened. Kong Lu Lucifer stood there, stretched out his hand and opened his mouth, but in the end he said nothing.

"Old man! Are you okay?"

After Joseph defeated Dio, Jotaro also rushed up with Popo on his back. He looked at Joseph, who still had blood on his cheek, which showed that they had been attacked.

But seeing how relaxed they looked, I guess the trouble had been resolved.

After confirming that everyone was fine, Jotaro relaxed his pace, carried Bobo on his back and slowly walked to the front of the group to reunite together.

"Jotaro, those five gems should still be with you. I have one here too. We can go to the next level now."

"Well, let's go."

Turning his head to look at Popo who was carried on his back, Jotaro nodded, and the group headed towards the road leading to the sixth floor.

After Jotaro and the others left, a man with a pink octopus head came up stealthily. He looked at the portal in front of him, waited for a while, and then dove in...

(There was no fight with Lucifer. How many dishes are there? After drinking so much, how dare you touch Lucifer?)

(Dio used the vaporization freezing method. I abbreviated the previous article to save words... Why is the JOJO chapter so long? I'm not used to it. This is the first time I've written such a long chapter.)

Volume 8, JoJo's Mischievous Adventure: Interlude: Kitchen Accidents and Fantastic Cuisine (optional, somewhat related to the main text)

Today is the third day that Bai Ze has been away from home. During these three days, Shuangshi, who was sent by Xiangzi, not only opened a QQ space with the three platoons at night, but also was responsible for teaching Xiangzi how to cook during the day.

"Well, first cut the radish into shreds, then cut the chicken into cubes, and add half a spoonful of salt..."

In the kitchen, Xiangzi was carefully reading the instructions in the recipe book and cooking according to each step.

Speaking of which, we have to thank Hakimi. This book is a collection that Shuangshi found when she was cleaning Hakimi's nest. It is full of annotations, which helped Xiangzi a lot and is easy to understand.

Aren’t these steps a bit too weird?

Xiangzi followed the instructions written by Hakimi in the book, frowned, ate half a spoonful of salt, then broke the spoon and threw it into the soup.

This strange action made Shuangshi, who was watching the woman being fucked not far behind her, panic.

"! What are you doing! Xiaoxiang, are you okay?"

Seeing Xiangzi choking on salt and starting to cough non-stop, Shuangshi quickly poured her a glass of warm water. While Xiangzi was drinking the water, he patted her on the back and took the opportunity to skim off the oil.

"Are you okay? Why did you eat salt for no reason? Also, this spoon is fine, why did you break it and throw it into the soup?"

"Ahem, I saw it written in the book, ahem."

Before Xiangzi could finish his words, Shuangshi looked in shock at the new spoon in his hand that was corroded by the soup and only half of it was left.

Just now she had intended to give it a taste as a token of encouragement for Xiangzi's efforts. She had thought that even if it tasted bad, it wouldn't be a big deal...

Shuangshi looked at the pot in front of him in horror. Adding half a spoonful seemed to have disrupted some wonderful balance, causing the soup to turn dark purple. The pot was still bubbling violently and spewing out methane, a strange dish.

This, you will definitely die if you drink this!

"Xiang, Xiaoxiang! Go upstairs and find Wumi and the others. I feel like if we don't take care of it, this pot of soup is going to corrode the pot and burst out. Ahhh! It's already bursting out!"

The two people, huddled in the corner with their backs pressed against the other side of the wall, screamed in fear as the god-killing food overflowed in front of them, dripping onto the ground with a hissing sound, and the hot stone floor was smoking.

"Oh my god, it's too noisy! Can we still go live?"

At this moment, the hero appears!

Wumi kicked open the door of the room and went downstairs to see what these big guys were doing, but she went into the kitchen and took a look.

Wow! This is something real!

She hurried forward and poured the whole pot of soup into the kitchen sink beside her. When the boiling hot soup came into contact with the cold sink, a layer of thick black and purple smoke immediately rose.

Like a smoke bomb, it exploded in the sink, swallowing up Wumi's entire figure and covering her face with it.

"Ahem, what's this? Ahem!"

"Wow! Kill the wolf! Kill the wolf!"

Listening to Wumi's coughing in the black smoke, Mee Li, who came to join in the fun, also made a fuss on the side. However, after the two of them did this, Xiangzi and Shuangshi's nervousness and fear were alleviated a lot.

"I knocked, you guys are researching poison gas bombs in the kitchen, cough cough"

After turning on the range hood and the faucet, Wumi walked out of the black fog coughing.

"No, why are you just standing here like an idiot? Think about what to eat for lunch today!"

"I'm sorry! Are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Shuangshi first went up to apologize. After all, it was her fault that she did not keep an eye on Xiaoxiang, and she should take more than half of the responsibility, but she was more concerned about Wumi's health and safety now.

"no need."

Wumi casually stretched out his hand and snatched the phone from Shuangshi's hand. His unparalleled strength left Shuangshi stunned.

"Why call for such a small matter? I might as well think about what to eat later. I'm a little hungry."

Dong dong dong

"Huh? There's a knock on the door. I'll go open it."

Hearing the knock at the door, Mee Li looked out and immediately ran out of the kitchen to open the door, leaving several people in the kitchen staring at each other.

"Eh? Where did you get this book from?"

As Wumi was reading, she saw an open cookery book on the side. She walked up to it, took a curious look at it, and then picked up the book with a frown on her face.

"I found this at Hakimi's place. It's called something like Kejia Cuisine: From Your Stomach to Your Brain."

"Wow, you guys are really brave. You guys are trying to imitate Hakimi because he cooks food that's edible?"

"Woomi! Come out and receive customers!"

"Come on! Stop yelling like a brothel owner when you tell me to."

Hearing Mee Li calling her outside, Wumi ignored the kitchen. Anyway, she would not go in unless she was extremely hungry. As long as these two people didn't cause any trouble or explosion, it would be fine.

As for this Hakka cuisine book? Of course, she would confiscate this evil book and study it carefully. She had never seen such a corrosive and toxic dish made by cooking techniques.

"Woomi! Hurry up!"

"Here I come! Why are you rushing me?"

She casually comforted the two frightened people, asked them to look at the recipe and not to burn the kitchen again, and then, at the call of Mee Li, Wumi went to meet the mysterious guest.

As soon as she walked out of the kitchen, she saw a mature man sitting in the living room, drinking tea with a birdcage in his left hand and a bag of pastries in his right hand.

"Zhongli?"

The questioning voice was neither loud nor soft, but it just reached the man's ears. He took a sip of hot tea and put down the cup contentedly.

"It's me. Although my real name isn't Zhongli, this character was created in my image after all. If you'd like, you can call me that."

"Wow! As expected of Zhongli, his speech is artistic."

Wumi walked into the living room and sat on his left, while Meeli sat on his right, one on the left and one on the right, sandwiching Zhongli in the middle.

He looked around at these two casual guys, who looked a little dissatisfied. In the end, he sighed but still said nothing.

This is someone else's family's business, he has no right to interfere and no reason to interfere. But shouldn't such a wealthy family learn some etiquette and manners?

Never mind, being so casual actually means that you respect me and don't treat me as an outsider. If I were so entangled, wouldn't I be laughed at?

"Gentlemen, I am here to visit Miss Renji and to ask for a favor."

"That's really unfortunate. Bai Ze's mother just went out a few days ago. You're late. There's no telling when she'll be back. The earliest is half a month."

"That's really unfortunate. Oh! This is a little gift from Zhong, please accept it."

Looking at the two of them, Zhongli picked up the pastry on his right hand and handed it to Mie Li who stood up to greet her.

(JOJO is a bit too long, which makes me feel uncomfortable, so I’ll quickly post two more daily posts)