Except for the abstainer from alcohol, no other professor was spared.
Bai Ze pulled out a small bottle of golden liquid in a daze. Through the glass bottle inlaid with gems, she could even see thunder, rain and hurricane-force winds blowing inside the bottle.
"Is this thing really that powerful?"
Bai Ze opened the cork, took a sip subconsciously, and then finished the bottle.
"Wait, I remember, I think I have classes in the afternoon?"
It’s a pity it’s too late, God’s wine is really strong.
As the alcohol rose from his stomach, reaching his brain and soul, Bai Ze lay down in a daze, ready to fall into a deep sleep...
(Who still remembers this characteristic of Bai Ze the drunkard)
(Also, I am not really familiar with Harry Potter, or rather, I am not familiar with any of them, after all, I have a bad memory)
(Harry Potter roll, just for relaxation)
Chapter 277 The First Alchemy Class
You can't sleep yet
You can't enter a neighbor's house yet.
You can't sleep yet
fizz
Because he was blocked by MC's code, Bai Ze lay in bed in a daze for a long time and couldn't fall asleep. After he woke up a little, he quickly drank a bucket of milk.
Bai Ze put down the empty bucket in his arms and burped, like a piece of fragrant and white White Rabbit milk candy.
The good news is that I woke up. The bad news is that I have to teach my first alchemy class in my teaching career to my students this afternoon.
Worse news, Bai Ze lay in bed in a daze for a long time, and the lunch time in the auditorium was already past.
But there is still some time before class starts, so she can go to the Hogwarts kitchen to cook some food.
Bai Ze blinked his big, bright eyes twice, sat up, put on his shoes, changed his clothes, and then ran to the door.
When I opened the door, Mag was holding her arms stiffly in the air, looking like she was about to knock on the door.
Mag looked at Bai Ze, who was dressed neatly in front of her, and nodded with satisfaction. When she was about to speak, she sniffed lightly.
"Ms. Dai, have you been drinking?"
"No, not at all. I just drank too much yesterday."
Facing Mag's serious tone, Bai Ze shook his head lightly and dismissed the matter without blushing or beating his heart.
"Okay, that's best, but please don't forget that you have a fifth-grade class with the Alchemy Teacher on the fourth floor at 3 p.m."
"Okay, okay! Thank you for coming all the way here to remind me."
Seeing McGonagall nod and leave with satisfaction, Bai Ze, who was still standing at the door, poked his little head out and happened to meet Snape's face as he pushed the door open.
The two nodded to each other as a greeting, and Snape went out on his own. Bai Ze immediately went back to the house, closed the door, and nailed it shut with nails and wooden boards.
"Bai Ze, Bai Ze, have you drunk too much fake wine and become stupid? Can't you just teleport to the kitchen?"
After leaning against the newly sealed wooden bars and pondering for a while, Bai Ze resolutely used the Shenwei Space, cosplayed as Ancient One, and frantically stole food from the kitchen.
Click, click, click, click
After a period of strange chewing, Bai Ze, who was full and satisfied, poured himself a cup of flammable oolong tea to moisten his throat, then collapsed on the sofa and began to think about what class he would take.
First of all, I don’t know much about alchemy, and I rely entirely on MC blocks to cosplay. Subjects like runes also have special teachers to teach them.
Speaking of which, is there a Doctor Strange in the Iron Man worldview?
Yup!
Why don’t I just copy them directly? The accumulation of several lifetimes and generations of people is no better than mine.
Bai Ze called up the chat group of the Second Umbrella (Fourth) Order 7 Er Si (Eighth) Division and posted a request for help. Soon, Aizen, Iron Man, Yakumo Yukari and others all put some on the shelves...
They can be considered as alchemical items and knowledge. What Yakumo Yukari and Tony took out were okay, but the main thing was Aizen's Umbrella of the Emu-chan that made the Eight-Two Death God system a little special.
Should I teach them with this artificial corpse... After all, they are already in fifth grade, and this is a real body after death.
There is no need for complicated rituals, sacrifices or costs, and this is the most suitable body for the soul.
Even if the guy without a nose puts on a prosthetic body, he will return to the image of the handsome little Tom.
It’s decided, let’s talk about this!
After all, I have thought about it so much, it would be impolite not to teach this.
Bai Ze always did what she wanted to do. She patted her butt, determined the outline to be used in the afternoon class, and also copied a set of teaching aids from the inventory.
Time passed quickly and it was three o'clock in the afternoon. After all, Merlin would not erase the three o'clock time slot just for a trivial matter like someone being too lazy to attend class.
The fifth-year wizards have been divided into different schools and are sitting in their own seats, waiting for their teachers to arrive.
In order to live up to their expectations, the moment the hand of the old pocket watch hanging in the classroom reached three o'clock, the classroom door slammed shut.
"Hello, I'm your new alchemy teacher, Dawei Dai."
Bai Ze walked out of the Shenwei Space slowly with his hands behind his back. All the young wizards present turned their eyes, which had been turned away because of the sound of the door, back to focus on Bai Ze.
"Okay, my name isn't actually Dawei Dai. That's the name that the big guy who teaches me Defense Against the Dark Arts in the new semester calls me. You can call me Bai Ze."
As soon as Bai Ze had attracted everyone's attention, he sat down on the podium without any image and confessed that he had stolen the name.
After all, this job is really bad and a bit boring.
The young wizards in the audience were also very interested in this alchemy professor who looked extremely young and beautiful.
Before the class even started, a little wizard raised his hand.
"Professor! Can I ask you a question?"
"Please, as long as I know."
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
As the little wizard from Gryffindor asked the question, Bai Ze carefully looked at his clothes.
Nothing wrong with that, shirt, flared shorts, and the same black bat cape Snape gave me.
"I am...female..."
Bai Ze hesitated. Although she had long accepted her lifelong identity as a woman, it had only been a few days since he regained his happiness stick.
Besides, over a long period of time, what difference does it make whether it is a man or a woman? He has been Steve for a very long time.
After thinking about the topic to be discussed today, she instantly had an idea.
"I don't have a gender. In fact, my body is an alchemical puppet. I can switch between male and female genders at will, just like changing clothes."
"If I must say, this body of mine is biologically male."
As Bai Ze was speaking, he opened a divine passage beside him, and a female-shaped body of himself slowly walked out of it.
At the same time, Bai Ze, who was sitting at the desk, instantly lost his soul and switched into the body of the artificial corpse, making the eyes of the artificial corpse shine.
Bai Ze, who was sitting at the desk, fell to the ground in shock under the astonished gazes of the young wizards.
"This is the lesson I will teach you today, Yi Hai. This is a very advanced alchemical puppet. It can retain and preserve your soul, keeping it from being harmed."
"Of course, there are drawbacks. If you don't die physically, then if you remain immersed in the artificial body for a long time without exiting, your soul will solidify along with the artificial body, and your original body will then truly die."
"Okay, you are all fifth-year wizards now. I believe you have already laid a solid foundation. Next, we..."
Soon, the class period passed, and everyone was obviously stunned by Bai Ze's move.
Although she has a more convenient way, such as rubbing gold with her hands, being able to rub gold is the highest level in alchemy.
(After all this talk, it would be rude not to write this, haha :-D)
Chapter 278: Baking cookies on the hour, fragrant and crispy cookies
But Bai Ze couldn't say that she used her innate divine power to rub gold, even though the knowledge that Yakumo Yukari gave her did include rubbing gold with hands...
Time passed quickly, and several hours went by in the blink of an eye. With the last piece of chalk falling on the blackboard, the class came to an end.
Bai Ze changed back into Luo Tai's body, moved his butt onto the desk without any image, reached out to unbutton the three buttons on his chest, took out a silver, slightly curved small bottle of wine from his shirt, and took a big sip.
"Ah! Alive!"
After teaching for such a long time, I feel a little thirsty, so I'll drink some tequila to moisten my throat.
In the classroom, most of the students packed up their belongings and left.
But there were always a few eager-to-learn kids who stayed and ran to Bai Ze to ask questions.
"Professor, may I ask about the alchemy of this artificial body, which is transformed into flesh and blood..."
A little eagle looked at Bai Ze, who looked small, short, fragrant and soft, sitting on the podium in front of him, and excitedly handed over the parchment he used for recording.
"Hmm... Let me take a look..."
Bai Ze took the parchment and took a look at the little eagle in the process.
If she remembered correctly, this person was called Chesnada, and he had never appeared in any corner of Harry Potter and was a complete stranger.
But what does this have to do with me?
It's not like she thinks that except for the protagonist, all others are NPCs. It's a good thing to be studious. She also wants to see how much change she can bring to the plot.
"You misunderstood this part. This is how it works..."
After explaining the problem, Bai Ze waved his hand and made up a few excuses to send away the enthusiastic little wizards around him.
As the last person left, the whole room became empty in an instant.
Bai Ze stretched, leaned back slightly, put his arms on both sides, supported himself on the table, and kicked his calves.
It's time for her to leave.
Where to go? To audit other professors' classes?
She remembered that Snape had a class during this time period, so she decided to go and see how he taught.
Taking blind steps, Bai Ze measured the size of Hogwarts with his legs while thinking.
Suddenly, Bai Ze stopped and the tip of her nose, which was white with a hint of pink, slightly raised, as if she had discovered something.
"Is this...baking cookies?"
It should be good to go with wine.
Bai Ze was dazed for a while, then followed the aroma of baking cookies and went to the source of the smell... to share the delicious food.
Soon, Bai Ze followed the fragrance and found the source.
It came from the professors' lounge.
Bai Ze leaned over the door and poked half of his head out. There were cookies baked by Mrs. Sprout. They were rich in milk flavor and sweet but not greasy. After eating one, he wanted to eat a second one.
"Hey, kid, come over and have something to eat."
The moment Bai Ze poked her head out, Flitwick, who was as small as a potato, noticed her. Unfortunately, his eyesight seemed not very good, and he did not recognize Bai Ze for a moment. Instead, he mistook her for a... little wizard.
"Oh, really? Then I won't hesitate!"
As Bai Ze opened the door panel, all the obscured bodies were brought to the surface.
Only then did Flitwick realize that the person lying outside the door was not a little wizard, but the new alchemy professor of Hogwarts.
"Oh! Sorry, ma'am, you really look too young for me to notice. Please forgive my previous offense."
Watching Bai Ze walk into the room, Flitwick pushed the cookies on the table towards her.
Bai Ze was not polite either. He grabbed a piece and started eating before he even sat down. From time to time, he took out his small wine flask and took a sip.
"How was your first class? Did those little wizards get too lively and give you a headache?"
Flitwick looked at Bai Ze who was eating and drinking and showing off the cookies in front of him, and he smiled happily.
"You know, it's rare to find a witch your age who looks this young, let alone a professor."
"It's hard to give up natural beauty."
He stuffed two more biscuits into his mouth. These were the last two.
Bai Ze didn't feel embarrassed at all and finished the whole plate of snacks in an instant.
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