Cross five times and join a professional team

He now had only one thought in mind: he had to deceive at least one person so that he wouldn't be the only one to suffer.

Bai Ze raised one hand.

"Five, four..."

Look, Master! Are you okay? Drink it while it's hot...

"One, zero!"

Snap, bang!

As the countdown ended, the soup bowl fell to the ground with a crisp sound. Fortunately, the bowls used in Bai Ze's family were very high-end and did not break. Hakimi fell to the ground like the bowl, foaming at the mouth and unconscious.

"Ah! Big dog!"

As Hakimi fell to the ground, Kita's worried voice rang out. Yamada Ryo put down her chopsticks with cold sweat on her face. She was really fooled by Hakimi just now.

After all, the person who cooked the food ate it themselves. What if the dish really looked ugly but tasted good? And she was indeed a little hungry...

That was a close call, there was almost one more person lying on the ground.

"Okay, looks like we're going to order takeout today."

sigh

Bai Ze sat back in his seat and just took out his cell phone when Hong Xia left her seat and ran over.

"Bai Ze-chan, why don't we go out to eat!"

Looking at Hong Xia's expectant eyes, Bai Ze touched his fair chin and thought for a while.

"Well, that's fine too."

"Speaking of which, this place is in the middle of nowhere. Where can we eat?"

Hearing Bai Ze's words, Hong Xia's smile froze obviously. She had only been here a few times, so it was naturally impossible for her to know what delicious food was near Bai Ze's house.

"Well, Bai Ze-chan, you pick a place? Anyway, let's go out first and talk about it after we get out."

"I do not!"

Bai Ze shook his head and refused in a serious tone.

"I won't starve to death if I skip a meal. The snacks at home are enough for me to eat for two or three months. I don't want to walk such a long way."

"Oh! Snacks."

In order to save money, the person next to him didn't even have breakfast, just waiting to have a free lunch at Bai Ze's house. Yamada Ryo was almost fainting from hunger, but when he heard that there were snacks, his eyes lit up and he stood up and threw himself on Bai Ze.

"Hey! What are you doing? You're so stupid!"

"The snacks are there, I want to eat them."

Yamada Ryo searched Bai Ze's body for a while and found no trace of snacks. Then she put her hands in front of her chest, put them together, and made a pitiful begging look.

"It's in the cabinet over there. Anyway, get off me first!"

After Yamada Ryo, who was so hungry that his mind was not clear, climbed down from Bai Ze, Bai Ze, who was finally free, tidied his clothes and jumped down from the chair where his legs could not reach the ground.

"Eat it, you greedy girl."

Bai Ze walked to the cabinet where snacks were stored. It was a wall with a hidden design. Bai Ze opened the cabinet door and the wall automatically split into two halves. The middle was full of various snacks.

"Wow, so many snacks, and this wall, you're indeed a wealthy family."

As a few people living in the same household, they could not imagine the life of a young lady at all. They touched here and there and compared a wide variety of snacks. They were more interested in this wall of mechanisms.

Of course, this does not include Yamada Ryo. She picked up a bag of French soft bread and started showing off, taking a sip of energy drink and a sip of beef jerky. She showed off half a bag of bread and four or five pieces of beef jerky before she started talking.

"Ah! I'm alive. It was a close call. I almost starved to death."

"Don't be so exaggerated! You won't die of starvation if you skip a meal!"

Hong Xia came over at some point, holding a bottle of mineral water and a towel, and handed them to Yamada Ryo.

"It's not like you didn't come to my house for dinner last night. Also, eat slowly to avoid choking, and it's best to drink less energy drinks."

Bai Ze watched the two interacting from the side, and suddenly spoke like Yamada Ryo.

"Oh, Hongxia is just like a mother."

"Hey! Why are you also..."

Hongxia's face turned slightly red. In the end, she stopped helping Yamada Ryo wipe her mouth, stuffed the towel into her arms, and ran away.

"ran away."

"Yeah, he ran away."

Yamada Ryo looked at the towel, then at Bai Ze, and then at Hong Xia who had run away.

She unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle and poured all the water on her head, letting the water droplets flow down her hair.

She shook her head, splashing a large area of ​​water droplets, bent down, stretched out her hand, and slammed Bai Ze against the wall, saying in a dragging tone.

"Remember, she is my woman, and only I can bully her."

"You've lost your mind! What are you talking about?!"

Hong Xia, who was hiding not far from the two of them and peeping at them, ran over with a red face and struck Yamada Ryo with a Hell's Funeral Hand Knife, knocking him to his knees.

"Stay"

Yamada Ryo still had that arrogant and cold expression, but after being beaten to her knees, her pupils dilated slightly, and coupled with that cold little expression, she looked a little cute?

"It's a good thing you two didn't get involved with me, otherwise, it would have been so unlucky."

Bai Ze looked at the two people in front of him with disgust, while Hong Xia was using a towel to carefully wipe Yamada Liang's wet hair.

"Who! Who and who are now a couple!"

Hongxia waved her handkerchief and her face seemed to get even redder.

"Well, anyway, I didn't say who it was. Whoever identifies with the name is the one. Forget it, it's boring. I'll remain anonymous."

Seeing that Hong Xia was about to give him a hell-sentence hand knife, Bai Ze decisively slipped away and stopped being a light bulb at the scene.

She returned to the restaurant and looked at Hakimi lying on the ground foaming at the mouth. She reached out and grabbed one of his hind legs, dragging him up the stairs all the way to the third-floor balcony.

Hakimi's head hit the steps, making a crisp banging sound, which was obviously a good start.

(I feel uncomfortable all over and my mind is not clear)

(Hehehe, I have some personal opinions. Although Hakimi’s cooking is not as delicious as Bai Ze’s, it’s still okay. In the later period, everyone defaulted to Hakimi cooking.)

(How to put pictures in the book? I don’t understand)

Chapter 123 Hot Spring Bath (Update 1)

"Oh! By the way, there's a bathroom on the second floor that you can borrow. After you take a shower, you can wear whatever you want in the wardrobe next to it. No one has ever worn anything."

There was a sound of "dong dong dong!" and Bai Ze, who had already reached the third floor, suddenly remembered something and dragged Hakimi downstairs again.

"Also, there's a dryer in the bathroom. If you want to change back into your clothes, just put them in there for a while and don't touch anything else."

Looking at Yamada Ryo's hair, which was wet and covered with water marks, Bai Ze seemed to have nothing to say. He could only drag Hakimi up again, "dong dong dong!"

Hakimi, who knocked his head on every step of the three-story staircase: Speak for me!

Ignoring the noisy girls downstairs, Bai Ze dragged Hakimi to the balcony, pried open his mouth, forced a bottle of milk into his mouth, threw it aside, and sat on the lounge chair, picked up a book, and enjoyed the sunbath.

Anything produced by MC must be of the highest quality. After drinking the bottle of milk, Hakimi quickly woke up, his stomach pain was gone, his throat was no longer hot, and even his headache was gone.

Eh? Didn't he faint from eating? Why does he have a headache?

Hakimi shook his head and regained consciousness, looking at Bai Ze bathing in the sun.

It was cloudy today, but at noon, the sun penetrated the clouds and shone brightly, causing the temperature inside the enclosed small greenhouse to continue to rise.

But it is not completely airtight. There is a hole in the staircase connecting to the second floor, which allows the temperature of the glass greenhouse to be maintained at a level that makes people feel warm but not too hot.

Hakimi moved his limbs and came to Bai Ze's feet. When he got closer, he saw that the book Bai Ze was reading was a book about painting techniques, and there were some music-related books next to it.

"Wangwu?"

Do you want to form a band? Or debut as an idol?

"Not."

Bai Ze pulled his feet out of his slippers, pinched Hakimi's ears with his two toes, pulled him under him, and kicked him lightly, and Hakimi lay down consciously.

Bai Ze rubbed Hakimi's belly with his feet, like a kitten kneading milk, and after smoothing out the hair around it, he put his feet on his body and didn't move.

Hakimi also lay on the carpet, facing the sun, squinting his eyes, and sunbathing lazily.

"I've been feeling a bit bored lately, so I'm planning to start a website, write some songs, draw some pictures, and do some random chats or something."

Are you planning on being a plagiarist? I do remember a lot of good songs, like "Mirage," "Dala Bangba," "Love Cycle," etc. I remember them all very clearly!

As a veteran otaku in his previous life, Hakimi can proudly say that he remembers everything related to the Internet, games, and anime very clearly.

It's all engraved in the DNA, and I can't forget it even if I want to. No, he has changed his body now, so it should be said that it is engraved in the soul.

Q$*UN彡失球貳貳四（八）"Hmm, that's a good idea. I'll go copy some from somewhere else and do it thoroughly!"

Bai Ze closed the book and stepped lightly on Hakimi with his feet, appearing to be in a good mood.

She put the book in her hand on the round table beside her and picked up the next book. She had already finished reading this book. With her super brain, she read very fast and understood it after reading it once.

This is also the reason why she usually watches videos online to kill time. She wants to understand it at a glance, and the reading speed of the whole book is proportional to the speed of turning the pages of paper books.

It is more interesting to watch online videos with the fast-forward button turned off. There are so many stupid people on the Internet. Every time you read the comments and barrage, you can find different surprises.

"Let's go back."

After basking in the sun for half an hour, until the clouds blocked the sun again and the curtains on the sky were drawn, Bai Ze put down the book in his hand, kicked Hakimi who had fallen asleep twice, and stood up.

Hakimi opened his eyes drowsily, and he stood up and looked at the table. The books piled next to him had changed their positions, and some of them were placed crookedly and scattered, apparently they had all been read.

Seeing Bai Ze walking down the stairs, Hakimi shook his head, quickly moved his limbs, and followed.

"Strange, there's no one, still no one, where are the people?"

Bai Ze closed the bedroom door. She had searched the bathroom, kitchen, study, living room and other places, but did not see Shimokitazawa Nozuchi and the others.

But the shoes were all placed neatly at the door, so it was definitely impossible that he had gone back. So where did he go?

Hakimi, who had been following Bai Ze, immediately came forward, picked up the four pairs of women's shoes at the door and sniffed them fiercely. Finally, he tilted his head back, slightly raised his nose, and sniffed the air.

"Wang!"

This way, follow me!

Bai Ze looked at the direction Hakimi left and tilted his head slightly. If he remembered correctly, that direction was... the hot spring in the backyard?

Did they go to the hot springs? How did you find out?

"Oh, it feels so comfortable."

Bai Ze followed Hakimi's steps and found the group of four. At this time, they had already taken off their clothes and went into the water. Hongxia and Xiduo were playing and teasing Xiao Gudu.

Yamada Ryo, on the other hand, had a towel on his head and was drinking an iced cocktail on the side.

"Where did you find these things?"

Bai Ze was a little confused. These things were all well kept and placed in different locations. How did they find them and collect them all?

"Oh, these are from Ms. Toyokawa."

"Who? Oh, Toyokawa Shoko."

Bai Ze nodded. If it was her, it wouldn’t be surprising.

Eh? Did she come? Her shoes aren't at the door, and I don't see her at home either.

"If you're looking for Miss Toyokawa, she's in the woods out back, apparently feeding something."

Looking at Bai Ze's dazed expression, Yamada Ryo had no idea what she was thinking, so he lazily raised his arm and pointed in a direction.

As his arms stretched and swung, the white and tender hemisphere emerged from the water, and immediately attracted all of Hakimi's attention.

It's quite big.

Hakimi was in a good mood and even didn't want to obey. Bai Ze didn't tolerate him. She walked behind Hakimi and grabbed his leg while he wasn't paying attention.

"Elbow! Let's look somewhere else."

“Ouch! Ouch!”