While joking, Li Chengfeng reached out to intercept the two packs of cigarettes.
But the toughness of bad girls like Jessica Jones really opened Li Chengfeng's eyes.
She stuffed two packs of cigarettes directly into her sports vest.
Actually, this is not a big deal. It is their own advantage and there is nothing wrong with it.
But Jessica Jones was wrong in that she shouldn't have stepped forward so provocatively.
then……
Li Chengfeng raised his hand to dodge when he was about to make a mistake.
But it turned into an uppercut.
"Hey, Jessica Jones, believe me, this is a misunderstanding, this is a fucking misunderstanding!"
"go to hell!"
The force of this punch was not very harmful to Jessica Jones, but it was extremely insulting.
At this moment, Jessica Jones seemed like a little wild cat whose tail was accidentally stepped on by a passerby. Although she was showing her teeth and claws to pretend to be fierce, she actually looked inexplicably cute.
Of course, it's just visual cuteness, after all, I have a good-looking face.
But if Li Chengfeng remembered correctly, the "kitten" in front of him with bared fangs and claws could theoretically lift objects weighing more than 25 tons!
And this isn’t even the upper limit!
I'm afraid that after a full set of cat punches, I can tear apart a set of MK3 armor.
Li Chengfeng had to dodge quickly, but did not fight back.
He was wrong.
It was clearly to catch students skipping classes, but in order to avoid the vital points, Jessica Jones was given a big electric cannon...
Although Jessica Jones is strong enough, her speed and agility are still inferior to Li Chengfeng.
But the exaggerated fight between the two did not last long.
Li Chengfeng glanced at the stunned clerk and knew that he could not continue to act like this in front of ordinary people.
So he kicked Jessica Jones's arms as she blocked the attack.
While the other party was busy adjusting his balance, Li Chengfeng took out the FBI's special electric shock gun.
Given that in addition to her extremely high physical strength, Jessica Jones also has a certain degree of self-healing ability.
So Li Chengfeng adjusted the power to maximum without hesitation, and used up all the stored power with one shot.
This kick made Jessica Jones take a few steps back. When she raised her head again, she found that Li Chengfeng had pulled the trigger.
The next moment, the world was quiet.
"You... bastard... teacher..."
Jessica Jones struggled and cursed Li Chengfeng before she completely fainted.
But Li Chengfeng was scared silly.
This is barely enough to stun him? Far from it!
In theory, a full-power shot can instantly bring an adult African elephant to its knees.
After putting away the stun gun, Li Chengfeng carried Jessica Jones, who was twitching from time to time after fainting, on his shoulder and walked out facing the direct gaze of the convenience store clerk.
Li Chengfeng just left the convenience store like that... then leaned back half way and gave instructions.
"Mr. Clerk, please remember that all the damage in the store was done by the robber. The FBI will come to assess the damage and compensate you later."
"Besides that, you saw nothing."
Chapter 20: Peter Parker
"You bastard teacher, you rogue teacher! If you have the guts, come and fight me head-on! What's the point of using a stun gun to attack me by surprise?"
Jessica Jones sat on the sofa in the new FBI's Academic Affairs Office and verbally attacked Li Chengfeng for a long time.
Li Chengfeng was really overwhelmed.
Fortunately, this girl just refused to admit defeat verbally and did not continue to attack. Otherwise, if I wanted to subdue her, I would have to use the power of the Green Lantern Ring.
Uncle Wolf, the fighting class teacher and academic director, sat happily behind his desk and watched his colleague being verbally attacked by students.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, all you do is laugh! Aren't you the most hardcore ruthless mutant? You're so nice now that it makes me sick!"
"Hahaha, we are colleagues, don't mind those pretentious personalities." After all, Uncle Wolf is also an old man over 200 years old, and the Uncle Wolf in this universe has never lost his memory. As he grows older, he does reveal a little kindness in his daily life. "Come on, tell the director, where did you find this grumpy little wild cat?"
"In a convenience store in Midtown, don't underestimate him, he's already an expert at smoking and drinking hot drinks at the age of 18."
"You have a bright future. I will also drink hot water! We, Old Wolf, are optimistic about you!"
Wolverine Logan nodded in agreement and gave Jessica Jones a thumbs up.
Li Chengfeng was frowning.
From this guy's sincere eyes, you can feel that he really thinks Chuhetang has a future!
Then, Wolf received a sweet response from Jessica Jones...
Two long and beautiful middle fingers.
Li Chengfeng shook his head, then lowered his voice and complained to Uncle Wolf:
"I didn't feel it when I was a student before, but now I find that this kind of creature is even more disgusting than a dog! How did my teacher tolerate me in the past?"
"Hey, I'm just saying a few words to you. In my eyes, you're already a good student with excellent character and academic performance." Uncle Wolf cheerfully took out a cigar, lit it and took two deep puffs, then blew out smoke rings while saying, "When I first joined Xavier's School for the Gifted, I beat up those naughty kids. You don't know, there were even students who sneaked into my room in the middle of the night and wanted to kill me! Ah, I have to say, it's a really beautiful and interesting memory."
Is there something wrong with your definition of "beautiful" and "interesting", Uncle Wolf?
Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "You've even caused students to assassinate you. You're so annoying back then, but you're still quite proud of it, right?"
"Isn't this just sharing my past experiences as an educator with my new colleagues?" Logan shrugged and said to Li Chengfeng, "They are different from ordinary students, so we still have to use some obvious principles to influence them."
"What's the obvious truth?"
"The teacher's fist is harder, so you have to listen to the teacher."
"Fake..."
Li Chengfeng was about to continue complaining when he heard a knock on the door.
"come in."
As soon as Li Chengfeng finished speaking, the office door opened.
"Director Logan, Mr. Li, I'm Peter Parker, a freshman at the FBI Academy. We're here to ask how Jessica Jones is doing and to pick her up."
After the office door opened, the first thing that came into Li Chengfeng's sight was Peter Parker's slightly uneasy and nervous face.
At the same time, the group of people who followed him into the office also greeted the two of them.
"Hello, Director! Hello, teacher!"
White Tiger, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Nova, and Squirrel Girl.
They are all familiar faces.
"Do you all know Jessica Jones?" Li Chengfeng was a little surprised. "You guys look so nervous, are you on good terms?"
"Um, Mr. Li, we are good friends who go to the same high school."
"…What's the name of your high school?"
"Midtown High School."
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but smack his lips a few times.
I have to say, Central City High School is an area full of talented people!
Superheroes appear in groups, right?
"Humph, you and I are not good friends."
Jessica Jones sat up from the sofa at this time. Although she said so, her body was very honest and she had already walked into the middle of her friends.
...Tsundere has really retired, dear.
"Alright kids, take your friends and leave!"
Upon seeing this, Uncle Wolf stood up immediately, and then pushed and rushed a group of young superheroes who had not yet graduated from high school out of the Academic Affairs Office.
Maybe it was because Uncle Wolf looked really ferocious, that even though he always had a smiling face, none of the high school students dared to refute him.
But just like that, Li Chengfeng also intuitively felt the biggest characteristic of Spider-Man Peter Parker besides his greatness and righteousness...
You are such a chatterbox.
"Hey Mr. Li, Agent Li Chengfeng, I've heard about your deeds and know that you are an expert seconded from the Republic General Bureau! Now Director Nick Fury is most interested in you and the Star Squad! Although I didn't graduate from high school and the FBI Academy, I will definitely strive to join the Star Squad in the future. It's so cool, but are there any extra salary subsidies for joining the Star Squad? Yes, this is still a problem, then I won't join for now... I once sneaked into the FBI's action video storage room with Dolin Green (Squirrel Girl) and retrieved the action video of you. My God, that madman in Gotham City was actually solved by you, and Batman hasn't been able to deal with him for so many years! And Tony Stark also appeared, his mecha looks really cool, but it doesn't seem very strong... And this operation! What exactly is that green ring? Also, do you have to recite fixed lines to transform? And..."
He speaks fast and his thoughts are jumpy.
The most important thing is that the breath is really long!
Only after Uncle Wolf slammed the door shut did Li Chengfeng breathe a sigh of relief.
"Logan, I feel like my brain is about to boil. Has this guy named Peter Parker never spoken in his life? Or will he die if he doesn't finish speaking today?"
"This kid is famous for being a chatterbox. He may seem a little reserved and socially anxious, but he is actually a real social terrorist. Today, he has made Riven's transformation state unstable."
The Riven that Uncle Wolf mentioned is naturally referring to Mystique Raven Darkholme.
However, the Mystique in this world is not the Mystique who was the adopted sister and child bride of Bai Yadan in the X-Men movies.
Instead, he is a mutant who is about the same age as Wolf or even older.
After all, “over 200 years old” is just a self-claim.
Isn't it normal for women to report their age lower than it actually is?
Even this grandmother-level figure can't handle it, which shows the power of Peter Parker's mouth.
I can only say that he is worthy of being Deadpool's good friend, and his mouth is broken into pieces.
"But Emma really likes Peter Parker. After all, he is really handsome, which is right in Emma's strike zone."
"Emma? The White Queen?"
"correct."
"...As a teacher, don't attack your students, bastard!"
Chapter 21 Raid! Latveria!
Time returns to the present.
After experiencing the baptism of the arrogant and rebellious kid, the well-behaved and nagging kid, and the shota-control female teacher, Li Chengfeng was completely tired of love.
No matter how Professor X tried to persuade him, he resolutely resigned after transforming into Green Lantern and beating up those naughty kids.
Being a teacher is not a job that an ordinary person can do.
In addition, Nick Fury has been busy with the new FBI academy these two days, so Li Chengfeng simply gave himself two days off and stayed at home.
King Aida stayed at home with him like a gentle and virtuous wife...
Shit.
Having a bad woman like Sister Wang around makes me very anxious, but I don't want to make progress.
It was a torture for Li Chengfeng both physically and mentally.
You can only make some green tea to relieve the internal heat.
The most important thing is that there is a mentally ill patient named Harley Quinn who has transferred her empathy from the Joker and is against Sister Wang every day.
That was why he went for a physical checkup today, leaving Li Chengfeng and Sister Wang alone.
"I feel like I'm just becoming a part of the play between you and Harley."
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