The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

Li Chengfeng twitched his lips.

Sure enough, this woman's real target was Peter Parker from the beginning.

Shotacon is the same as lolitacon, it is a disease and must be treated!

"Yes, it's Peter Parker. He said he wants to talk to Teacher Emma about something."

After saying that, he pushed Peter Parker out.

"Lee! You're making me a pig! You're making me a pig!"

Peter Parker screamed as he was pulled over by the White Queen.

Li Chengfeng watched Peter Parker being taken away, and Uncle Wolf interrupted:

"Don't worry. Even though Emma looks like a horny female hooligan, she just touches him a few times to satisfy her desire. She still has basic morals, and..."

"and?"

"If she attacks students again, her salary for the next ten years will be fined."

"...How many people has she attacked?!"

"Don't delve into it too deeply, or you'll have problems." Uncle Wolf shrugged, "But it's probably going to be hard for Peter to succeed, after all, Jessica Jones has been keeping a close eye on her..."

As he spoke, he pushed open the door of the storage warehouse.

"Let's get down to business."

"The so-called 084 item is in this warehouse?"

"Yes, it was discovered by the lady in the cafeteria." Uncle Wolf nodded, "and... it was a living creature."

Suddenly, a rustling sound was heard deep in the storage warehouse.

Li Chengfeng and Uncle Wolf followed the sound and went over there.

The sound came from under a waterproof plastic sheet.

Li Chengfeng and Uncle Wolf looked at each other, each grabbed one side, and then suddenly opened it.

"Fuck! Are you guys crazy?!"

"I just want to find a place to take a good puff!"

"Is this also illegal?"

Li Chengfeng lowered his head and saw a person holding a hookah pipe on top of the pile of potatoes...

Teddy bear.

Chapter 197 The Five Poisons Teddy Bear

"What? You said this is the FBI Academy?"

"Didn't the boss who got kicked in the head by a donkey say that?"

"As FBI agents, you wouldn't bother a talking teddy bear, would you?"

"Of course, if you want to taste the good stuff in my hands, it's not impossible..."

Li Chengfeng looked at the teddy bear in front of him who was complaining, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

The world is so big that there is nothing strange.

Why did you bring in this vulgar teddy bear?

"Okay, you little bastard who looks like you have a lot of dirty laundry in your head, stop talking nonsense and tell us how you got in here."

Although Uncle Wolf was always laughing and joking with his acquaintances, he looked like a middle-aged drunkard and was not serious at all.

But it's pretty scary when it gets serious.

With a face full of flesh and a pair of sharp claws, he is definitely a ruthless person.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Keep those claws away from me! I'm a living teddy bear! Living! Even if I accidentally scratch my skin, I can sew it back together!"

"Cut the skin? If you don't want to be torn to pieces by him, just tell him quickly." Li Chengfeng also lowered his head, his face gloomy, "Although I am a kind-hearted person who never hurts others, I sometimes choose to be blind."

"I can't guarantee what this man with steel claws will do to you when the time comes."

Having said that, he was ready to turn around.

Teddy Bear was a cowardly guy to begin with, and he immediately backed down.

Fortunately, he was a teddy bear, otherwise he would have been scared to death by now.

"Okay! I'm an employee of the vegetable supplier! This time I sneaked into a vehicle delivering supplies to the FBI Academy, hoping to take some pictures of girls with super powers, but I ended up being stuffed into this supply warehouse and couldn't get out."

"I'll just make the best of it and take a breath to calm down."

Li Chengfeng was so angry that he laughed at this teddy bear that possessed all five poisons.

Fei YeZi, calm down, okay?

He reached out, grabbed the teddy bear, and walked out.

As he walked, the teddy bear was still in his hand.

"Shit! Dude, don't put your hand on my tag! It's itchy! Hahahaha!"

……

After bringing Teddy Bear into the reception room, Li Chengfeng contacted his family through the phone number he provided.

Then also learned how he went from being a teddy bear to a living teddy bear.

According to him, it was one night thirty years ago that he suddenly came to life.

The reason turned out to be that his best friend made a wish to God in his sleep!

Then he lived!

"Although I don't understand the exact principle, I am indeed a living creature." Teddy held the hookah and took a deep puff. "The most amazing thing is that a while ago, I was chased by a perverted father and son who were obsessed with plush toys. They tore me in half, and then I died briefly for one night..."

"That night, my best friend's girlfriend made another wish, hoping that I would come back alive."

“And then I came back to life.”

“Let’s pay tribute to the legendary King of Endurance Teddy! Roar, roar, roar!”

Li Chengfeng rubbed his eyebrows.

This teddy bear actually grew huge.

In the FBI Academy, he became very good at flying leaves, which was unprecedented and unparalleled.

the most important is……

Li Chengfeng really didn't know how to condemn a teddy bear!

What happened to Teddy Bear Flying Leaf?

The body is full of cotton! No harm at all!

And there's no secondhand smoke at all, it's all in that pot.

However, the information he revealed is still of some value.

Make a wish, and he will live.

If it were in the original movie, it might just be an abstract and absurd deus ex machina.

But in this hybrid universe, it is very likely that some magical supernatural powers are really involved.

But judging from the state of Teddy and his best friend, they were probably just accidentally exposed to this power.

Although Li Chengfeng has no interest in a teddy bear, he needs to understand the cause of his creation.

The power to give life to dead things without changing their inner nature...

Somewhat outrageous.

At this time, Li Chengfeng's personal terminal lit up.

A call from the sentry at the gate of the FBI Academy.

"Agent Li, an old Chevrolet arrived outside the FBI Academy. They said they were notified by the FBI to pick up Teddy."

"Yes, I asked someone to notify them. Let him go after the inspection. Tell him I'm waiting in the reception room."

"receive."

After saying that, the person on the other end hung up the call.

Ten minutes later, a middle-aged man who looked good but inexplicably cowardly appeared outside the reception room.

As soon as he saw Teddy, he excitedly reached out to push the door open and wanted to come in...

Then he tried to push but failed and his face hit the glass.

Li Chengfeng knew that he shouldn't have too many fantasies about the characters in comedy movies.

I could only walk up and open the door while the middle-aged man outside was rubbing his nose and crying in pain.

"This door can only be opened by pulling it outwards."

"...Dude, there's no sign, how am I supposed to know to pull it open?"

That’s quite true.

But even if a normal person makes a mistake in opening the door, it won’t be so bad that he almost breaks his nose.

"Are you John?"

"Yes, it's me." The cowardly middle-aged man shook hands with Li Chengfeng somewhat awkwardly. "I'm really sorry, this guy's mind has not been very clear, and I'm sorry to cause you trouble. If there is nothing else, I will take him away."

"Well, it's nothing serious, but since he entered the FBI's non-public facilities without permission, we need to implant an electronic chip in him so that we can track his movements."

"What? Isn't this just an electronic shackle? Is it such a big sin to want to secretly take some photos of a superpowered chick?"

"You don't have to wear it." Li Chengfeng nodded, "But in return, I will inform the entire FBI Academy of all your information. What the 'superpower chick' you mentioned does to you will be none of my business. To a certain extent, our FBI does not need to abide by American laws."

"Ahem, Agent Li, I was wrong." Teddy was so frightened by Li Chengfeng's words that his fur stood on end. "Okay, put those damn electronic shackles on me!"

Li Chengfeng waved his hand, and the clerical agent who was on standby outside immediately came in with a collar.

"Don't worry, our electronic chips won't look like shackles."

"Look at this style. Doesn't it suit your teddy bear's characteristics?"

Teddy took the collar and put it around his short, thick neck resignedly.

Although his behavior was honest, he couldn't help but complain:

"Fuck, I look like some old pervert with a weird fetish stole a stuffed animal from a neighbor girl's bedroom!"

Chapter 198 The First Child of an Angel and a Human

After seeing off Teddy and John, Li Chengfeng left the FBI Academy.

Subsequent surveillance work was directly handed over to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

It's not like he needs to take care of such a small matter in person, right?

What he was more interested in was where this power came from?

Or from what?

There is an unknown force that can create life lurking in an unknown corner.

Li Chengfeng always felt uneasy when sleeping and needed someone to hug him.

Then he opened the portal and came to Los Angeles.

Why do you want to come to this place?

Because King Ada gave him the room card...

It's not the Hilton in Washington, D.C. It's the Hilton in Los Angeles.