The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"Huh? This bear is so brave?"

Li Chengfeng couldn't help but widen his eyes when he heard this.

My goodness, has this guy really never been hit by the iron fist of law enforcement?

At this time, Lucifer, who was always very relaxed, had already brought out two cups of coffee from the communications department's lounge.

He knew that Chloe would definitely refuse at this time, so he handed the other cup directly to Li Chengfeng.

Li Chengfeng did not doubt it and took a sip.

But at this time, Felicity said:

"But all the information sent back before the overload showed that their last appearance was in Kansas, in a small town called Smallville."

"puff!"

"Ahem! What the hell? Where did this broken bear appear at the end?"

The moment Li Chengfeng heard the name of the town, he spat out a mouthful of coffee.

"Li...I really want to stab you twice with my father's sword of judgment."

Lucifer wiped the coffee off his face and said so.

Chapter 203 That afternoon, the God of the world was born

The next day, the small town of Smallville.

Outside Kent Farm.

John adjusted his collar and temporarily got rid of the cowardly temperament he had displayed over the years trying to make a living in the city.

Then he and Teddy walked into the farm.

This side of Kent's farm is not as spacious as his farm, and even looks a little messy.

All kinds of agricultural machinery are parked everywhere.

This is the biggest difference between operating a business and tanking.

"Honestly, can the two of us really run a farm?" Teddy followed John and said with some annoyance, "One of us is a mechanic and the other is a lazy street kid. No matter how you look at it, we are not professionally compatible, right?"

"What can we do? We can't go back to places like Washington and New York anyway." John shrugged, "You're even more unlucky. If the FBI finds you, they'll even arrest you and put you in jail."

"Just go into the cell if you want to. From childhood to adulthood, I've been in the cell more times than you've wet the bed!"

"...Then nominally you were sent to a cell, but in fact you were transported to a scientific research base by the American government." John suddenly lowered his voice, "Then they sliced ​​you up for research, or sliced ​​you up to see if you tasted salty or not. When they found out you were a bear classmate with nothing but cotton, they got so angry that they threw you into a waste crusher..."

The way Teddy looked at John changed from questioning at the beginning to "You seem to have something seriously wrong with your brain!".

"I missed watching a few B-grade movies related to Frankenstein, so I thought of using the crappy plot of this thing to scare me!"

"Tsk, why are you not easy to deceive now?"

"Because I just wanted to coax you, a giant baby!" Teddy rolled his eyes, "My maturity is beyond your imagination."

"Beyond imagination means you have to sleep with me when there's thunder... and you need to sing?"

"I suggest you have some shame," Teddy said, expressing his utter contempt for John's casual way of completely removing himself from the conversation. "I'm also afraid of thunder and need to sing to boost my courage..."

"Stop, it would be impolite to continue this topic."

John's mouth twitched, interrupting Teddy's upcoming barrage of profanity.

It's not that he's afraid...

It was Jonathan Kent, his nominal neighbor and de facto adoptive father.

At this moment, he walked out of a warehouse on Kent Farm.

"John? You're here?" Jonathan walked up to him and patted his shoulders twice. "Not bad, much better than the skinny little guy when he was a kid."

"After all, I'm a mechanic who's about to enter middle age. I can't still be as skinny as a high school kid, right?"

"Huh? You're doing mechanical repair now?" Jonathan immediately became interested when he heard it. "Come on, our small tractor just broke down. I just took great pains to get it back to the warehouse."

John was stunned, then nodded.

Compared to the alienation and courtesy in the big city, John prefers people like his adoptive father who are both straightforward and never shy.

"Okay, Teddy and I will go over and take a look now." John pushed Teddy who was about to sneak away and said, "Is the tractor still in the same place?"

"Yes, it is still in the warehouse on the far west side. All the auto repair tools are also in the storage cabinet in that warehouse."

"Let me make it clear first, I'm not doing this for nothing. I want to eat two servings of the honey-roasted potatoes that Martha made tonight."

"Hahaha, no problem, I'll make ten servings for you and Teddy!"

"Fuck, Jonathan, why did you just assume that I was going to repair the tractor with John?" Teddy slapped John's hand that was grabbing his hand. "What should I, a teddy bear who knows nothing, do? Cheer for John? He's not going to date a Jewish chick and win glory for his country!"

"So you want to help Martha in the kitchen?"

Jonathan looked at Teddy and asked with a smile.

Teddy opened his mouth but didn't dare to continue.

Yes! How could he forget that Martha, besides making honey-baked potatoes, would make the kitchen explode! ?

"Ahem! I made a mistake on the last page. Let me start over." Teddy cleared his throat and read word by word. "Ah, Jonathan, I really love repairing tractors. Thank you for saving my life!"

Jonathan looked at the funny Teddy and showed a helpless expression.

In his family concept, he has three sons.

One is a visitor from outer space, who is omnipotent in heaven and earth, but acts evilly in a righteous way.

One is a mechanic with a somewhat cowardly personality, but he actually has a strong bottom line in his heart that no one can shake.

The last son is special...

He is a toy teddy bear who has no moral integrity, speaks foul language and is vicious, but he always remains kind in his heart.

Parents generally favor the youngest child more.

"Okay Teddy, since you don't want to go, let John do it alone." Jonathan shrugged, "I need you to help me get Martha out of the kitchen and don't let her go back, otherwise we won't be able to eat anything except honey baked potatoes tonight."

Teddy's mouth twitched when he heard this: "Well, can I choose to refuse?"

Jonathan didn't say much. He picked up Teddy by the scruff of the neck as if he were a kitten.

"Okay John, get busy. I also have to go to the kitchen and make dinner."

After saying that, he walked towards the house.

John held back his laughter and waved at Teddy, but he saw Teddy's fingerless little bear hand gesturing at him.

Others may not know what it means.

But John understood that Teddy's gesture was the same as the internationally accepted courtesy gesture for humans.

Erect middle finger.

But after laughing, John didn't stop and went straight to the warehouse on the west side.

Arriving at the warehouse door, John was suddenly lost in some memories.

This was once the secret base for him, Teddy and Clark.

It was also here that John and Teddy first discovered Clark's "difference".

To be precise, they were the first two people in the world to discover the Kryptonian physique.

At that time, Teddy, the idiot, used a wooden stick to make two pedals to drive the tractor. However, he did not step firmly and the tractor overturned.

It came straight towards John.

At that moment, John even forgot to escape.

Instead, I thought of...

Teddy is such a jerk. If he could survive, he would definitely hang him on the barn door in the sun for a full 180 days!

But the expected pain did not come as expected.

Clark stepped forward subconsciously to protect John.

The child, who was less than 1.2 meters tall, caught the 1.5-ton tractor.

To this day, John can't forget that afternoon.

That was the moment when the God on earth was truly born.

Chapter 204 John: I also need to take a few breaths to calm down

Repairing an old tractor was too easy for a veteran mechanic like John.

But he couldn't let go of this kind of work that seemed to be communicating and integrating with the machine.

He even found a broken-down red and blue pickup truck with Teddy in the suburbs. When they couldn't find the driver, they wanted to see what was wrong with the car...

As a result, he stretched out his hand and hit it with a pestle, and a seriously injured Optimus Prime appeared.

then……

He and Teddy were surrounded by the Autobots.

John got excited and took them back to the barn on his farm.

To be honest, he felt that he was somewhat influenced by his adopted brother Clark.

This kind of nosy attitude has always been Clark's character, not his.

"Huh, done."

John wiped the sweat off his forehead, got on the tractor, and started it.

"Ka La, Ka La, Dududududududu..."

"Perfect!"

John was very happy to see the tractor recover power from a complete breakdown, even though it was just a simple repair.

He is a typical example of someone who loves what he does.

He put the wrench back into the storage cabinet, covered the tractor with a moisture-proof cloth, stretched himself, and walked out of the warehouse door.

Although he was only busy here for a short while, it was already evening when he and Teddy arrived.

It is normal for the red sun to rise in the sky and the bright moon to rise in a few minutes.

It really got dark all of a sudden.

There were only a few dim lights on the farm, and I could barely see the way home.

John grew up on the Kent farm and is more familiar with it than his own farm.

It’s to the point where I can walk back with my eyes closed.

I returned home with ease, opened the door and passed through the entrance hall.

Then I saw Martha and Teddy watching TV and laughing.

“Hahaha, this is really hilarious.”

Teddy pointed at Chris Rock on TV, who was confused but subconsciously smiling, and the whole bear almost laughed out loud.

"If I had known that Will Smith would throw this punch, I would have tried every possible way to sneak into the Oscars ceremony, even if it meant being a mistress for those Hollywood pedophiles, I would have gritted my teeth and endured it!"

"Hey! Teddy, watch your words!" Martha poked Teddy's cotton head in an angry tone, "Don't say such weird dirty words at home!"

If anyone else spoke to Teddy like this, this Teddy Bear, who has mastered the art of talking, would definitely spit back some more vulgar and violent swear words.

When facing Martha, Teddy is like an obedient baby.

This is Teddy's code of survival.

You can piss off anyone, except your mom.

And Martha also saw John walking into the living room.