The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"No problem at all."

Coulson nodded and was about to tell Li Chengfeng's contact information when he caught a glimpse of Skye, whose face was completely red.

"stare……"

"Skye, what are you looking at?"

"Coulson, does this big sister want Agent Li Chengfeng's contact information?"

"Right? What's wrong?"

Coulson answered subconsciously, but suddenly felt something was wrong.

Skye's mind isn't right right now!

Sure enough, a second later, Skye ran away cheering.

"Excuse me!"

"There's a blonde lady who wants Li Chengfeng's contact information!"

"Go tell Big Sister Hela! Beat up the scumbag!"

"Fuck! Stop!"

Coulson reached out in vain, but failed to grab Skye.

Suddenly, a feeling of frustration for not being able to save his brother arose in his heart.

Then he ran away without saying a word.

joke!

After Li Chengfeng got beaten, he traced the source of the problem and found out that it was Coulson's fault. He was afraid that he would have to suffer from a combo of fanning and dragon fruit!

If you don’t run now, wait until later!

"No, Agent Coulson, please leave your contact information!"

The Invisible Woman shouted twice, and finally looked helplessly at the several wine bottles lying around.

"Agent Coulson drinks a lot, too."

……

"This place is really messy."

Damian watched Coulson stumble all the way to his beloved car "Lara" and tilted his head, his face full of confusion.

"Ahem, today is just a special case. In most cases, FBI agents are very reliable." Peter Parker wiped the sweat off his forehead and reluctantly explained to Damian. Then he turned around and shouted, "Here's a flying one! Agent Coulson is drunk. Watch him and don't let him drive drunk and crash into a building or a gay bar!"

"Well, I'll go." The rising star, Sam Alexander, stood up and ran in the direction where Coulson flew crookedly while muttering, "Are these adults really so unreliable? Are we minors the only ones who are conscious now?"

Peter Parker laughed awkwardly.

He didn't expect that the situation today would be so outrageous.

What happened to the promised security?!

As a result, as soon as the wedding process was over, these adults completely let themselves go!

Although he could understand that tonight was indeed a super social battle that could not be missed.

But even the usually reliable and rational Agent Coulson drank too much?

Don't say Damian can't understand!

In fact, he couldn't understand it either!

"What's so hard to understand about this? Today is Agent Coulson's breakup anniversary. It would be abnormal if he didn't drink a lot, right?" Jessica Jones, who was playing with her phone, said without looking up, "That's Agent Coulson's biggest weakness."

"No, how did you know all this?"

"Have you not joined the FBI's internal gossip group?" Jessica Jones looked up and shook her phone. "The group owner is Max Black from the Ministry of Internal Affairs. I guarantee it's absolutely true."

"...Damian, are you guys in the Assassin's League still hiring people?" Peter Parker looked at Damian with a look of despair on his face, "These people in the America Headquarters are completely hopeless!"

"I'm sorry, the Assassin's League accepts elderly people in their seventies, bald people in middle age, young and strong people, and even babies... but we don't accept high school students."

"…What do you mean!? Did a high school student provoke you?"

"Because of the destructive power of adolescence, even the Assassin's League can't withstand it."

Chapter 313 The chaotic wedding ends

"Oh my, this is really a grand drunken scene." Kong Kenan and Peng Dailan sat side by side on the beach chairs by the sea. "It's really worthy of being the American General Administration, always jumping back and forth between reliable and outrageous."

"To be honest, I don't think we have the right to criticize him." Peng Dailan pointed to a place not far away, "Didn't you notice that Boss Tao is also drunk?"

"…What the hell? I didn't keep an eye on Boss Tao for just a moment, and he started drinking!?" Kong Kenan's mouth twitched, and he instantly locked onto the Wanzhong Xia who had unlocked their abilities and transformed into five brothers again, "Oh no, we promised the aunts that we would never let Boss Tao drink!"

"At a time like this, don't even think about getting them to stop drinking. The right thing to do is to think about how to prevent this from spreading back to China."

"You're right!" Kong Kenan clapped his hands suddenly and looked at Peng Dailan with a smile, "You are really worthy of it!"

"What do you think? After all, I am a demon who has lived for thousands of years."

Peng Dailan smiled perfunctorily.

She would never tell that idiot Kong Kenan that she had sent the video of the five Tao brothers getting drunk to their wives.

Sometimes, we have to teach these stinky men a lesson.

"In that case, let Mr. Tao have a few drinks. He is the director of the General Administration of the Republic, but he is busy like a grandson every day."

As soon as he finished speaking, the five Dow brothers, who were already drunk, were heard singing with Nick Fury, who was also basically unconscious.

"Today is a good day! Everything you want will come true!"

Even after getting drunk, the quintet's perfectly coordinated singing continued to ring in Nick Fury's ears.

But Nick Fury can basically only respond with onomatopeia like "um, ah".

The alcohol had temporarily destroyed his language centers.

Even the two FBI directors were drunk. Without even looking, one could guess to what extent the underground gang had gone wild.

But fortunately, there are still people who are sober.

When Li Chengfeng saw this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Qiuya is getting married and you are here singing and dancing, dressed like a feather duster!

Especially Arthur Curry, a carefree guy, not only did he not feel dissatisfied when looking at this scene, he also enthusiastically took photos with these drunkards.

More or less a serious illness!

Shaking his head, Li Chengfeng turned on the communicator.

"Minors and those who are not drunk, assemble!"

"Send these drunks back in order!"

"No mistakes like sending them to the wrong room! If you trigger the romance boss plot, I'll have to solve it myself!"

Although Li Chengfeng is usually cheerful and unserious, his authority in the American General Administration is obviously greater than that of Black Braised Egg and White Duck Egg.

After all, he is the big boss of the America General Bureau, so the brothers have some idea of ​​what's going on.

So within three minutes, all the FBI agents who were able to maintain normal consciousness and walk in a straight line gathered in front of Li Chengfeng.

When looking at the first person in the lead, Li Chengfeng felt numb.

Although Black Widow's eyes were clear in the dress, her skin was already red.

"What the hell? Black Widow, are you still capable?"

"You are looking down on me. I am more or less a half-superhuman. I have been through the transformation of the Red Room and the KGB. Even if I drink more, I can only reach the level of being drunk physically but not mentally... Apart from being a little weak, I can move normally. If you don't believe me, I'll give you an S and then a B..."

"thump!"

Before he could finish his words, he fell headfirst.

"What... is going on? I can tell from her eyes that she is not drunk to the point of being unconscious." Li Chengfeng hurriedly asked the girl from the FBI Academy to help Black Widow up. "Who did she drink with?"

"It was Loki and Thor." Barry Allen poked his head out and said with a smile, "The wine Thor got was stored in Asgard for more than a thousand years. Even I was drunk for a few minutes after drinking it."

After Barry Allen awakened his speed force, his body was completely transformed. In addition to a huge increase in calorie intake, his metabolic rate also increased by who knows how many times.

This means that ordinary alcohol cannot make him feel drunk at all.

Even the drinkable rocket fuel that Cisco created could barely get him drunk for a few seconds...

So you can imagine how strong the alcohol Thor had to have been to make Barry drunk for a few minutes.

"…What about Thor and Loki?"

"After they got drunk, they said they wanted to fight one-on-one. Loki grabbed Thor and teleported out."

"Tell them when you come back that all their bonuses for this year will be deducted!"

Li Chengfeng snorted coldly, and then ordered:

"Let's get started!"

"Send these drunks back safely!"

"Yes!" Everyone nodded.

Then the action began.

They didn't need to worry about the people of Atlantis, Mera had already manipulated the sea water to sweep the drunkards back into the sea.

It is said that if you let them float in the sea for a few hours, they will naturally sober up.

Although this scene looks a bit creepy, the entire sea surface seems to be filled with floating fish.

The national leaders and elderly guests had already left, so Li Chengfeng didn't need to be polite to the remaining people, and he didn't even need to be cautious with them.

After all, even when drunk, they are still a group of excellent agents and superheroes.

It’s hard to say about other aspects of his body, but it’s definitely strong and resilient.

But there are some minor troubles in the process.

For example, after a fight, Doctor Doom and Mr. Fantastic held their heads and drank together, and finally both got drunk and wanted to fight again.

These two people are not someone that the kids from the FBI academy can handle.

After all, Doctor Doom even took out his Green Lantern Ring in order to beat Reed.

"Fuck! Doom! You're still the same as before, enjoying doing these evil things!"

"Evil ways? I call that different paths the same!" Doctor Doom was wearing a mask so his expression could not be seen at all, but his eyes were full of bloodshot. "On the contrary, you, with the latest technology, have also caused a lot of trouble, right? Do you want to count how many times the American government and the FBI have cleaned up your mess?"

As he spoke, a meteor shot from the earth fell and smashed Reed into the ground.

The Invisible Woman, who was standing by, just stood by and watched, except for using the invisible force field to protect Mr. Fantastic's waist.

And there was a hint of comfortable smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Let you, a dog man, go against me!"

Seeing this, Li Chengfeng shuddered subconsciously.

Women all have the ability to settle scores later!

Then he flashed and appeared behind Doctor Doom, giving him a baby-like sleep.

He looked at Mr. Fantastic on the ground, opened the communicator helplessly and said:

"Luffy... No, Mr. Fantastic Reed suffered some minor injuries."

"Send it directly to the medical department."

With the sound of sirens from an ambulance, this century wedding that was a mess from beginning to end came to an end.

Chapter 314 Even the FBI has to hold a meeting

"Ahem, Li, I didn't do anything out of the ordinary last night, did I?"