The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

The strange-looking uncles and aunts looked at the two newborns with curiosity.

"The eyes are just like Louise's..."

"But these two brats must have inherited Clark's strength... they just dislocated my finger!"

"In our symbiote world, offspring are either our prey or the hunters that devour us... But even so, symbiotes will reproduce when the time is right."

"I can feel the throbbing vitality and... hunger in their hearts."

Martian Hunter stretched out the index fingers of his left and right hands, tapped the foreheads of the two newborns, and said so.

When Harley Quinn heard this, she immediately snatched the two newborns from Bruce and Li Chengfeng.

"Okay, now it's time for Louise and the ladies!"

"You stinky men can disband now!"

After saying that, she smiled sweetly at Li Chengfeng.

"Of course not including you, Pudding, you are always sweet and delicious..."

"Can I watch it, then?"

"…But don't force me to slap you on such a festive day!"

Chapter 512 White Duck Egg: Those with more than 30 years of parenting experience, follow me!

In the office of the FBI headquarters, Black Egg was sitting in the office, thinking about how to guide Atlantis and the mutant country Krako to formally integrate into the World Federation.

Before he could form a general idea, a portal opened in front of him.

At this time, without even thinking, Heiludan knew who the visitor was.

"Today is not payday, and there hasn't been any action recently that could help you raise some funds... Why did you come here suddenly? Did something happen?"

"Oh, Fury, when did you become so cold? Even if the little lunatic and I have a close relationship, you can't keep people at a distance, right?"

Li Chengfeng sat down on Heiludan's desk and said with a smile.

"Don't forget, we two are good friends, right?"

"Whose good friend would lay hands on someone else's daughter!?"

"Is this called... a kinship?" Li Chengfeng always seemed too shameless when facing the black-salted egg, "You know..."

"I know nothing!" Black Sauce Egg sighed, raised his head and looked at Li Chengfeng, "Tell me, what happened again?"

"Lois Lane gave birth."

"Clark Kent and Lois Lane's baby is born? Wow, this is really exciting news... Wait, what the hell!?"

The black braised egg that came out right away might have been a bit unreactive.

Before I could finish the polite words of congratulations, my offline brain suddenly reconnected.

"You mean Clark? The Clark of Superman?"

"uh-huh."

"Fuck..."

Black-salted egg muttered to himself.

Superman!

That's Superman!

Gave birth to a baby? And it's a hybrid with an Earthling?

I'm already imagining the black-marinated eggs...

"Not only did she give birth, but she gave birth to twins... their eyes look a lot like their mother's."

"That's not the point. I don't care even if they look like you." Black Egg shook his head, then looked at Li Chengfeng nervously, "Can they fly? Can they emit heat rays from their eyes? Can they spit out ice storms from their mouths?"

"From their birth to now, apart from their stronger bodies than ordinary babies, they don't have any other abilities."

"Well...it's okay." Hei Braised Egg breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that.

"What are you feeling lucky about? They just don't have any abilities right now. Judging from their ability to absorb yellow sunlight, these abilities will most likely awaken during their growth... We just don't know when they will awaken."

"I don't know when they will awaken...Aren't they a little too dangerous? Even with their inhuman physiques, they can't integrate into society normally."

"So, I came to discuss this with you." Li Chengfeng shrugged and said with a smile, "Even if I don't consider my two godsons..."

"Wait, you said those two Kryptonian hybrids were your godsons?"

"Of course. Little Crazy is Lois Lane's best friend and their godmother... Don't change the subject, just listen to me." Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes. "Think about the group of young students in the new FBI academy. What do you think is the probability of them having a romantic relationship? Anyway, as far as I know, there are no less than 20 couples in the academy... Most of them are also superhumans."

"what do you mean?"

"What I mean is that as an official institution with a complete welfare system, we should add new infrastructure... such as kindergartens."

kindergarten……

Black Salted Egg opened his mouth and was about to emphasize that they were a violent agency, but a picture suddenly flashed through his mind...

Two Kryptonian hybrid children who were playing games in kindergarten suddenly awakened their heat vision in the classroom...

"Look at your expression of having seen a ghost. You must have thought about what might happen if you don't do this, right? Even without them, there will still be young Rambos who go to school with AR-15s... But you know, we have worked hard to build a good reputation for the parahumans, and we can't let it be ruined by children with poor self-control."

"Damn it...you're more of a politician than I am at a time like this."

"No, we're just two good agents doing our job."

"It's better to stop bragging. It's better to discuss this matter with the professor... After all, he is the real expert in education."

"Hmm? Where's Professor X?"

"Hasn't Krako recently completed its city construction, officially established a country, and started diplomatic relations? In addition to going to Krako to set up an FBI branch, Professor X also helped Magneto handle state affairs..."

Li Chengfeng nodded, pulled up another portal, and disappeared on the spot.

"What an impatient person."

Black Sauce Egg looked at Li Chengfeng who disappeared into thin air and murmured to himself:

"But to be honest, I'm more worried about the future of your child than the Kryptonian hybrid."

"The Lord of the Courtyard, the Purple Lantern Messenger, and Harley... none of them is easy to deal with."

"How lively is your family?"

……

"Did I hear correctly? The FBI's kindergarten?" Bai Yadan looked at Li Chengfeng in surprise, "Has our FBI's jurisdiction been so extensive now?"

"It's just an internal kindergarten... After all, as the dean, you should know that many of the superhumans in the FBI Academy are already in love and are even preparing to get married, right?"

"Ugh……"

White Duck Egg sighed.

In fact, he had thought about this matter from the very beginning, when he just took over the FBI Academy.

But the priority of this matter was too low, and the FBI had other urgent matters, so it was kept postponed.

Li Chengfeng's mention made him start to reconsider the matter.

"This is a good thing, at least for the internal affairs... After all, if a child with supernatural powers is not guided, he may be much more terrifying than an adult."

Li Chengfeng's last sentence completely convinced Bai Yadan.

So Bai Yadan turned around and looked at the mutant leaders behind him...

"If you have five or thirty years of parenting experience, follow me!"

The words fell.

All the mutants looked at each other.

Only two people stood up from their desks without any psychological pressure.

"What? Why are you looking at me?"

The Black Queen snorted coldly at the mutants around her.

"As an old man over 10,000 years old... I have been quite keen on raising various young creatures for at least a thousand years, including humans... It's easy to get bored simply taking lives."

"You should give him this look of disbelief."

Then he pointed at another person who stood up...

Apocalypse.

Chapter 513 Li Chengfeng: There is nothing under the teddy bear!

Even when all the mutants looked at Apocalypse with strange eyes, Apocalypse still showed a hearty smile.

Ever since he was beaten by Atum, his style has been heading towards that of a cheerful and silly big brother.

Li Chengfeng seriously suspected that Atum might have hit too hard and disrupted Apocalypse's facial nervous system with just one punch.

"I can understand the Black Queen...but Apocalypse, are you really not just joining in the fun?"

"Agent Li, you don't know... I was also a pharaoh in my time, right?" Tianqi shrugged and continued, "Guess how many children I have baptized? You can check on the Internet to see how many clumsy guys baptized children like murder... I'm different. I'm good at coaxing children."

"...Brother, do you want me to remind you that some of those children you coaxed...became the bodies you used to replace them?"

"Wow... that's another thing." Tianqi didn't feel guilty at all, "At least my craftsmanship is pretty reliable."

Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes.

He thought what Apocalypse said was true...

Anyway, with Atum pressing down on him, Li Chengfeng was not afraid that Tianqi would have any thoughts of resistance.

But what Li Chengfeng couldn't understand the most was...

Why are those who are best at raising children always villains?

Li Chengfeng looked at the beautiful Black Queen, and then looked at Apocalypse, who was so kind that his attitude had changed...

Well, former villains.

But thinking about it the other way around...it does seem to make sense.

Look at those villains, most of them have decent jobs, have a positive attitude towards their careers, and use their limited time to achieve unlimited careers...

As for the nearly immortal Black Queen, she not only had unlimited time, but also took hundreds of degrees at all levels...

Apocalypse even becomes a pharaoh, changes bodies, accumulates strength, and then continues to be a pharaoh, highlighting his dedication to his job.

And what about the decent people?

Wolverine, the alcoholic superhero, Tony Stark, the one-month-old king, and Batman, the only one in the family who has problems except Alfred...

There is also the complicated and confusing love history between the heroes.

Li Chengfeng pondered for a moment and smiled with relief.

By comparing in this way, it seems that villains are more suitable for serious jobs like kindergarten teachers.

If the former Tony Stark were to hold the children, Li Chengfeng would be afraid that the children would get chlamydia.

As he spoke, Li Chengfeng couldn't help but look at the white duck egg twice more.

Although the professor's character is trustworthy...

But young people are always very young when they are young.

It must have been a period of time.

"You must be thinking of something impolite in your mind, right?"

"Didn't you say that you would never read your own people's minds unless they agreed?"

"I am a psychic, and I also have doctorates in biology and psychology... From the look in your eyes and your micro-expressions, I can tell that you definitely didn't mean anything nice in your heart just now."

"I really lost to you..."