But there is a high probability that you will still have to join...
After all, some people are destined to wear uniforms and become guardians of the night who shuttle through high-rise buildings.
At least……
She could be the first Batwoman here... sort of.
"Hello?"
Diana extended her hand in a friendly and generous manner.
Kate was stunned for a moment, then stretched out her hand with a cool look on her face.
"Kate Kane."
"Diana Prince."
"Your hands are very strong."
"You're not bad either."
The conversation was brief and didn't sound like two girls meeting for the first time.
Barbara was still chattering away while introducing herself, but another girl reached out and covered her mouth with her hand.
"Hey, Barbara is a little too excited. I apologize to you." The black-haired girl covered Barbara's mouth and nodded apologetically to Li Chengfeng. "My name is Helena Bertinelli. Nice to meet you."
"Well, don't worry too much about it."
Li Chengfeng waved his hand.
Then he stepped back to the door and looked again.
Is there something wrong with the feng shui of this dormitory?
Did the Bat Family make a mistake, or did the Birds of Prey go off the rails?
The dormitories randomly assigned by the university system can bring together all of you talented people, right?
At this time, Barbara broke free from Helena's restraints and rushed to Li Chengfeng.
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little too excited!"
"You don't have to apologize..." Li Chengfeng waved his hand, "I still hope you can get along well with our Diana. After all, Diana used to live in a relatively remote place... It can even be said that she has not been in contact with modern society for too long, so you have to be more tolerant."
"That's no problem! But as her boyfriend, can you let her live out there by herself?"
"...Girl, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. How do I look like Diana's boyfriend?" Li Chengfeng pointed at his face and said speechlessly, "No matter how you look at it, I am Diana's elder guardian, right?"
"……How old are you?"
"Twenty-five? There's a problem...oh!"
"… Nonsense! Normally, if a 25-year-old man sends a 20-year-old woman to college, there's no way he would consider the guardian!"
Barbara complained decisively.
Li Chengfeng was also a little embarrassed.
It seems... that's what happened.
It’s just that it took too long to ascend to a higher dimension and rub the universe…
It has been so long that he almost forgot his own body. He is still twenty-five years old and in the prime of his life.
It is the tender grass that has been eaten clean by three older ladies.
"But as for renting a house, why don't you just live in my vacant house?" Li Chengfeng shrugged and looked at the girls in the dormitory. "Even though you may not believe me... I have a good relationship with the people in Gotham City... whether it's Bruce Wayne or James Gordon."
"But don't worry, I'm definitely a gentleman." Li Chengfeng said, taking out his FBI ID, "FBI agent, you can ask Bruce Wayne or James Gordon to verify my identity."
"Uh... this is really unexpected news."
Barbara subconsciously exchanged glances with Kate.
"This is great, isn't it?" Helena picked up her suitcase without even opening it, "I'm tired of this place that hasn't been cleaned for at least a few months..."
……
The vacant house that Li Chengfeng mentioned was the large flat before they moved to the team base.
Now that it is home to four girls, it is considered quite spacious.
"To be honest, I'm starting to get interested in the legendary FBI... Is the salary high enough to buy a large apartment in this area in Washington?!"
"Um, Barbara, this is assigned to me by the FBI...because I was seconded from the Republic."
"Ah? Republic? Seconded?" Barbara looked at Li Chengfeng in surprise, and then suddenly looked at Diana, "Doesn't that mean... Diana is also a citizen of the Republic?"
"In terms of identity... yes."
Li Chengfeng shrugged, then stopped Diana, who was eager to try, with a warning look.
Diana looked at Li Chengfeng's determined eyes and could only sigh in the end, with a little disappointment between her brows.
Li Chengfeng didn’t care whether she was disappointed or not!
Barbara's words just now almost revived Diana's outrageous idea.
Because although she was registered under Li Chengfeng's name and even had a household registration in the Republic of China, but...
The name is still Diana.
However, Diana herself felt that this name was too Western. Since it already had the status of a republic, and Paradise Island was now going through a series of republican forms...
She always felt that she should have a resounding republican name!
So after being baptized and influenced by a large number of TV dramas on rural themes in the Republic and other works of art, she got her own ultimate answer...
The curry is yellow and not spicy.
Then Li Chengfeng, with a sullen face, completely deprived her of the right to give herself the name of the Republic.
I said it one hundred and eighty times!
Listen to less crosstalk!
Even if you want to listen, don’t learn randomly from these crosstalk performers!
They are not good people!
"Well, this place is nice, but...how should the rent be calculated?" Kate Kane frowned.
"Ah, you don't have to worry about that, just live here peacefully." Li Chengfeng shrugged, "Don't worry about safety issues, after all, we have... the FBI."
Then, Li Chengfeng smiled and retreated to the door.
joke!
How can we ask you to pay the rent?
What does Bruce Wayne eat?
Pop some popcorn, baby!
Chapter 527: Kate, the girl with naughty little hands
"So… that's why you video-called me?"
"What else? Why don't you kiss your cousin?"
Bruce Wayne in the video gave Li Chengfeng a cold look, then looked at his eccentric cousin.
But after this glance, his eyes became a little dull.
"Uh...what are you looking at? Watch your eyes, you are a married man." Li Chengfeng looked at Bruce with contempt, "How dare you stare at female college students with such eyes! I must tell Selina!"
"Can you keep your voice down?" Bruce suddenly reacted, looking a little frustrated, "You know nothing..."
"You're anxious! Did I hit you right in the heart?"
"Shut up and listen to my explanation!" Bruce resisted the urge to raise his middle finger to Li Chengfeng. Seeing that the female college students were not paying attention to him, he whispered, "Okay, I admit that besides my cousin, the other two girls from Gotham also have some relationship with me."
"Huh!" Li Chengfeng's eyes suddenly revealed a sharp gleam, "Well, I didn't expect that you, Bruce Wayne with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also engage in such activities as supporting female college students! Just wait! I will shoot you now!"
"Sponge!" Bruce said with a wry smile, "That's not the relationship between us. You should know that I didn't want to fight alone before, so I found a few talented young people in Gotham and started training them... Barbara and Helena were also chosen by me, but there is a small problem... That is, no one knows the existence of others, and they are all trained alone."
"Yeah, yeah, that's all you have to say, right? People like you are getting more and more outrageous with your words."
"You're the one who's being ridiculous!" The string in Bruce's head finally snapped, and a huge middle finger filled the entire screen. "I told you I was training new recruits!"
"It's just a little joke."
Li Chengfeng sneered.
It's easy to break the bat's defense.
However, Li Chengfeng also knew Bruce's current condition from his words.
"So they were assigned to the same dormitory when they went to college...was it also arranged by you?"
"No, this is 100% an accident." Bruce rubbed his brow, "I was planning to introduce them to each other after some time, when they are truly qualified, but the three of them were actually grouped together... Fate is really amazing."
"Wait, you pervert didn't even let your own cousin go!?"
"Isn't it a bit too ambiguous when you say this!" Bruce showed signs of blushing again. He was indeed more likely to reveal his emotions when it came to family matters. "Kate is my first disciple!"
"So, did you know that your dear cousin is a tough guy?"
"…I'm already trying to ignore these questions. As long as she doesn't forage inside, I don't mind."
"The good news is that she really didn't forage for food inside." Li Chengfeng nodded, and then once again turned the camera to the female students of the University of Washington, "But the bad news is that the way she looks at Diana now is enough to convict her of indecency..."
"Is it that exaggerated?"
"It's not an exaggeration at all... her eyes are almost drawing silk!" Li Chengfeng lowered his voice and continued, "Diana is a genuine goddess born in Mount Olympus, who has experienced many battles. She is also strong, confident and beautiful... Regardless of whether she is straight or not, she is infinitely attractive to female ketones."
Bruce Wayne opened his mouth, but no sound came out.
Because he also saw Kate Kane's eyes from the camera...
It's indeed not innocent... To be precise, it's a bit too obscene.
Bruce Wayne didn't mind Nan Tong or Nu Ketone at all... After all, among the people he knew, there was someone like Constantine who didn't care about anything, even race.
but……
For an ordinary person without super powers, falling in love with the immortal goddess is in itself a short-lived joy and long-lasting mourning.
And most importantly...
Originally, Li Chengfeng and Li John would harass him for no reason.
Now, there is even more reason.
"…So what was the reason you called me in the first place?"
"I was just calling to ask you to pay my cousin's rent... but now, you have to pay three times as much... three hundred thousand dollars a month!"
"Is your FBI now too poor to pay salaries? Or has your little coffers of Nick Fury finally been emptied by you?"
"What kind of bullshit are you talking about!? If the FBI doesn't pay me, I'll take everyone back to the Republic! And it was obviously my little lunatic who emptied Nick Fury's coffers..."
"Then why are you so obsessed with money?"
"Well, I'm just enjoying the pleasure of squeezing money from you, a bat." Li Chengfeng raised his eyebrows, "Everyone should have some hobbies, right?"
"I think this hobby is unnecessary..." Bruce Wayne sighed, "Okay, I will transfer the rent to your account regularly..."
"No, no, no, transfer the money to Diana's account!" Li Chengfeng hurriedly stopped him, "My own account... is being monitored by Ada at all times!"
"…So you did all this just to make some pocket money?"
"Otherwise... someone like you who only has one cat at home will never understand what it's like to have three tigresses at home!"
Bruce Wayne looked at Li Chengfeng's face, was stunned, and said nothing.
Mainly, Bruce Wayne really didn't want to tell Li Chengfeng that his face was now full of the helplessness and emptiness of a middle-aged married man...
Wait, this guy is only 25 years old! ?
Is the midlife crisis coming a little too early?
After hanging up the video call, Li Chengfeng looked at the female college students again.
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