The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"It can be seen that... Lex Luthor is recruiting troops, but he is troubled by the problem of channels, so he adopts the strategy of casting a wide net and catching more fish." Hela said while sitting in mid-air, "However, before he could find a few real villains, he was used and then killed by us."

Hela was impressed by Lex Luthor.

After all, this was the first Earthling she had ever seen who dared to use dirty tricks on her.

Although she was very unhappy, as a goddess who had fought in the universe for thousands of years, she had to admit that Lex Luthor was brave...

In other words, extremely audacious.

"But the problem is, he might have actually caught a few fish with the net he cast out."

Harley Quinn smiled and held up a few letters.

"If my memory is not completely wrong, then judging from the handwriting, these letters are from Penguin, Two-Face, Riddler and Scarecrow..."

"Are you so sure?"

"Back when I was still healthy and working in Arkham Asylum as Harley Quinzel, I didn't confront the Joker right away..." Harley Quinn's eyes showed a hint of nostalgia. "To be honest, I feel that working in Arkham Asylum was the most normal time in my life... At least I didn't have a symbiote that would complain about me at critical moments, nor did I have a ring that emitted a mixture of red and black light."

Black Widow took the letter from Harley Quinn, glanced at it for a few seconds, and then looked at Li Chengfeng.

"Are you sure... that all of this is true? If so, then Lena Luthor's personal safety... will indeed be in great danger."

"Is it true? Why don't we just call and ask?"

Li Chengfeng raised his eyebrows, then reached out and touched his wrist.

The next moment, a bead flew up from the Kimoyu bead bracelet that Su Rui gave him and floated in front of Li Chengfeng.

"Contact Bruce Wayne."

"Okay, initiating a video call request..." The main control AI spoke without any emotional fluctuations based on Su Rui's voice.

And after a few seconds, the Kimoyu beads lit up slightly.

A visual window appeared in front of everyone.

"Lee, why is your call coming from Lex Manor?"

"Um, because I came here to find something?"

"Really? Then you must remember not to deal too much with Lena Luthor. She is a very cunning opponent... In a sense, she is more cunning and shameless than Lex Luthor."

"Wow, so this is how you evaluate me?" Lina Luthor came up to Li Chengfeng, greeted him with a sly smile, then stepped aside to continue watching the fun.

And within the next ten seconds, both sides fell into a strange silence.

Even for a bat, it would be extremely embarrassing to be caught by the person sniffing at someone's back.

"Ahem... But Lena Luthor is still a respectable business rival. At least she doesn't associate with the real villains." After making up for his face, Bruce Wayne regained control of his expression and continued to ask, "Well, you contacted me, it shouldn't be just to embarrass me, right?"

"Of course not... I just want to ask you, has anything happened in Arkham Asylum recently?"

"...How did you know?" Bruce Wayne frowned. "Has this news...been passed to the FBI?"

"No, on the contrary...there's no movement here." As Li Chengfeng said this, Black Widow handed him the letters whose sources were confirmed by Harley Quinn.

Li Chengfeng swayed in front of the viewing window.

"Look, the threatening letter... is from the dear Arkham patients."

"...Threatening you? I can't do that?" Bruce Wayne's eyes had never been so wide, not even when he knew that John Lee was also his son. "They are crazy... but definitely not stupid."

"Of course they are threatening Lena Luthor." Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes. "Lex Luthor has funded them. Now Lex is in prison for life, so they naturally can't get any reward from Lena Luthor... You should know the villains in your city best. They are the ones who kill people at the slightest disagreement... Compared with them, the villains in Star City and Central City are simply a group of moral role models!"

"Stop cursing, stop cursing." Bruce Wayne stretched out his hand to interrupt Li Chengfeng's complaints, "Tell me, how should I cooperate with you?"

"...Oh, just go pick up the child these two days."

"When did the two of us become like this?"

"We are both his fathers. I'm busy, so shouldn't you pick him up?"

"Then why don't you let the others go!?"

"Barry and Oliver are going on a mission! Hal is now stationed at SHIELD's space base! Do you think everyone is like you? An idle playboy!"

Bruce Wayne pointed at his nose and opened and closed his mouth, but no words came out.

after all……

On the surface, this is really my personality!

I clenched my fists, blushed, and finally could only whisper...

"Fuck..."

Chapter 559 Bruce Wayne: Unfortunately, I am the dad who is afraid to eat shit.

"Bruce, what are you doing here?"

Selina Kyle walked into the bedroom and looked at Bruce sitting on the bed in a daze. The phone in his hand showed that he had just ended a video call.

"Bruce? Are you okay?"

"Is your brain still at home?"

Selina Kyle waved her hands in front of Bruce's face, trying to get some reaction from him.

"Ah? Huh? Oh!" Bruce shuddered suddenly, then turned around and looked at Selina, "Nothing, Li Chengfeng just called me..."

"Agent Li? Is there any problem over there?"

Selina Kyle raised an eyebrow.

As for Li Chengfeng, she had been on guard against him stealing from her home since the very beginning.

After all, men are sometimes her biggest threat.

But later, the appearance of Damian and Talia made her shift her focus away from Li Chengfeng.

Now when Selena mentions Li Chengfeng, her mentality has become much calmer.

"It's okay, not a big deal." Bruce shrugged. "Some time ago, there was a jailbreak in Arkham Asylum, and I've been looking for someone since then, haven't I?"

"Yeah? The members of the Assassin's League are still scattered outside."

"I'll tell them in a minute. It's not necessary." Bruce sighed, "This group of unlucky guys... actually accepted funding from Lex Luthor, and now Lex Luthor is imprisoned for life, and the Luthor family is controlled by his sister, Lena Luthor."

"So, Lena Luthor inherited Lex Luthor's will? She started to recruit and support this group of super villains again?" Selina Kyle raised her eyebrows and laughed softly, "I can't believe that she is so decisive in the business world and so ambitious outside of it?"

"No, on the contrary, she refused to continue to support this group of villains... so now Lena Luthor began to receive a large number of threatening letters. And Li Chengfeng happened to be doing something, he didn't say the details, but in short... now this matter is under the jurisdiction of the FBI." Bruce threw his phone on the bed, and then threw himself on the bed, "It just so happens that I have spent a lot of energy on them recently... I have to thank Li Chengfeng for taking this blame."

"I don't remember you being like this, Bruce." Selina leaned over and laid on Bruce's chest, stroking her fingers back and forth. "Don't you always regard being a superhero as the most important thing in your life?"

"Right now, the most important things in my life are you, Damian... OK, and John Lee." Bruce hugged Selina, rubbing his sexy buttocks and chin back and forth on Selina's head...

Then he suddenly jumped up from the bed, knocking Selina to the side.

"Bruce! What are you doing!?" Selina bounced twice on the bed and looked at her fiancé in confusion, "The atmosphere was so good just now! I even closed my eyes!"

"Oh, I know, Selina, believe me! I also think you are the sexiest and most beautiful woman in the world..." Bruce pointed at his watch and said with an awkward smile, "It's just that it's time for John Lee to get out of school. I should go pick him up."

"Hmm? Pick up John Lee?" Selina suddenly looked at Bruce suspiciously, "Even if Li Chengfeng is busy, what about his other fathers?"

"Two are daily missions, and one is a permanent space base... so I, a playboy, have to go pick them up."

As he spoke, Bruce picked up the suit hanging beside him and walked out of the bedroom.

Selina Kyle was stunned for a long while before she came to her senses...

His face looked extremely bad!

"Damn it, I knew it... the most dangerous love rival is still Li Chengfeng's grandson!"

"I need to inform Ada and the others about this. Be on guard..."

……

Outside the school.

"Tell the truth, John, your dad is an FBI agent, so is he powerful?" Tracy asked curiously, standing next to John Lee. "Lucifer once said that powerful people can even eat shit!"

"Of course, no problem! My dad is awesome! Even if it's shit, he can swallow it without changing his expression!" Upon hearing this, Li Yuehan clapped his hands without hesitation and made a promise on behalf of Li Chengfeng, "But besides my dad, I have four other dads... Whether they dare to eat shit remains to be seen."

"Wow, there are four more dads? What you said is much scarier than your dad daring to eat shit!" The little crow's face flushed, "Your dad and the other four dads... must have had a lot of fun, right?"

"Playing tricks? What do you mean?" Li Yuehan tilted his head. His usually clever mind seemed to be stopped at this moment. "They don't play tricks. They just attack each other occasionally...either verbally or physically."

"They're already into SM, and you still say they're not playing dirty?!" Little Raven asked in shock, "I really admire you guys... You can actually talk about all these things without changing your expression."

Tracy looked at the little raven speechlessly...

When I first met her, I thought she was a timid little rabbit...

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a little devil with social anxiety disorder!

Once it has acquaintances, the little crow's nature begins to indulge!

As for how she understood these words...

That, of course, is thanks to Lucifer, the future stepfather.

Lucifer never treated her as a child, but as an equal adult.

Just as the three little guys were excitedly arranging their parents, Bruce Wayne had quietly appeared behind John Lee.

This is already considered his passive skill.

And he... listened to the increasingly explosive topics coming out of the three little guys' mouths, and subconsciously wiped a cold sweat off his forehead.

In Li John's mouth, Li Chengfeng has risen from the level of "daring to eat shit" to the level of "daring to bring others to eat shit together".

Bruce wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked softly to Alfred who was standing beside him calmly:

"So, why are kids so interested in shit and farts..."

"I'm sorry, Master Bruce, Young Master John's situation is not uncommon. On the contrary, this is the norm for children... Even you..."

Bruce understood what Alfred meant before he finished the second half of his sentence.

He immediately reached out and interrupted Alfred's reminiscing about the past.

He doesn't want to know that at his age, he would also talk about shit, piss and fart.

Then he reached out and lifted Li Yuehan's collar from behind.

"Huh!? Who are you? Strangers, don't touch our friends!"

"That's right! I will really teach you a lesson!"

Bruce pointed at John Lee with a forced smile.

"I'm his father."

"We met John Lee's dad... oh yeah, he just said he has four other dads!"

"Yeah, that's right."

Bruce nodded.

"Unfortunately, I'm not the one who dares to eat shit!"

Chapter 560: Good news, the manor is undefended. Bad news, there are Kryptonians.

"Question: How many steps does it take to capture these villains?"

"...Well, if you don't have any other jokes, can I choose not to listen?"

"The answer is, three steps!"

"You don't listen to advice at all, do you?!"

"The first step is to find the villain's hiding place."

"Well, that's good, that's good! Why didn't I think of doing this?"

"Step two, catch them!"

"Yes, yes, yes. We must catch them. We must not play the 'if you catch me, I will let you hehehe' game with them."