The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"Why did you choose Earth when there are so many other places to go?" Qiangba sighed. "Do you know that the Earth has long been completely classified as a no-entry zone by the Interstellar Alliance?!"

"Of course I know!" Hamster Wheel said loudly, pinching his waist, "It's because no one is allowed to enter! Isn't this a good opportunity for us to take advantage of it!"

“…That seems to be the truth!” Qiangba was stunned, and seemed to be somewhat convinced by the hamster wheel.

"We are the outstanding graduates of the Universe's University of Evil Geniuses! Be alert and don't lose face!"

"Interstellar Alliance! I copied the code! You are a bunch of former students! And you want to control us!"

"well said!"

Hamster Wheel gave Qiangba a thumbs up.

Then he turned around...

Then he saw the official of the Interstellar Alliance, One-Eyed Thunderbolt.

Behind him, there were two pan-universe third-type humanoid template creatures...

In short, Earthlings.

"These are the two newest scientists hired by our Interstellar Alliance... If you have any questions, you can come to me again, Mr. Li Chengfeng, Ms. Carol."

"Thank you for leading the way, Mr. One-Eyed Thunderbolt."

"My pleasure."

One-Eyed Thunderbolt winked at Qiangba and Hamster Wheel, then turned and left.

"To be honest, it looks quite like that."

Li Chengfeng walked into the laboratory while talking to Captain Jing.

Almost instantly, he saw the fragments of the master unit embedded on the experimental table...

A full eight bucks!

And looking at the approximate shape and overall volume...

Li Chengfeng has basically been confirmed.

This should be the only remaining fragment of the whole body.

Originally, he thought that it would take some effort to collect them all from the entire universe...

As a result, the geniuses from the Interstellar Alliance collected them all for him.

And looking at Dr. Qiangba's appearance...

He seemed unaware that the fragments he had embedded on the experimental table were the entire thing.

"Who are you!?" Dr. Qiangba picked up the laser gun beside him, "Although you are people brought by One-Eyed Thunderbolt...but I warn you, this is my laboratory."

"You used my mother's things without my permission, and you didn't allow me to come and recycle them?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes. "I guess you used the strange power in these fragments to create these experimental products, right?"

"What are you talking about..."

"Then let me make it clearer. I am from Earth, and I have Experiments 624 and 626..." Li Chengfeng raised his hand slightly, and the laser gun in Dr. Qiangba's hand completely turned into cosmic dust. "Since you two are the initiators of the problem with the experimental subjects... then you two have to go to Earth with me to clean up the mess."

"What? Clean up the mess? We, the people who graduated from the Evil Genius University of the Universe, never clean up the mess!" Hamster Wheel said, jumping up and down. "How dare a mere Earthling command the great Hamster Wheel!"

"The one standing next to me, you may not have seen her true face, but you must have heard of her name...Captain Marvel... Damn, can you two have some moral integrity?"

Before Li Chengfeng finished speaking, the cosmic energy in Captain Jing's body had just ignited...

Qiangba and Hamster Wheel, two shameless guys, knelt down and begged for mercy without hesitation.

"No, no, no, don't do it, we can talk it out."

"We are just two fresh graduates. Please be magnanimous and ignore us."

Looking at the two cowardly aliens, Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, and then he looked at Captain Jing.

This guy...he reacted like this when he heard the title of Captain Marvel. I feel like she's not the epitome of a messenger of justice?

But think about it carefully...

Captain Jing's reputation for maintaining law and order throughout the universe was earned through his punches and kicks.

Even the planets that were saved by her would later be wary or even terrified of her existence because of her powerful strength.

Over time, it became what it is now.

"It seems that civilians with unique ideas do not only exist on Earth." Li Chengfeng said to Captain Jing with a smile.

"After a while, I got used to it."

"You two, let's put aside your collection of my mother's belongings for now...creating and releasing experimental creatures to Earth is a serious crime." Li Chengfeng raised his eyes, and Qiangba and Hamster Flywheel shuddered at the same time, "...But, considering that this is your first offense, I can give you a chance to reform."

As he spoke, Li Chengfeng produced two labor contracts with already determined contents out of thin air.

As a sixth-dimensional creature, his own authority to create has gradually begun to take effect.

However, without raw materials, it is impossible to directly create or forge more advanced concepts.

Only simple substances can be produced.

After all, this universe was created by Papetua, and she still has the complete authority of creation. As the last offspring of Papetua, I didn't get much authority of creation.

"What's this?"

Dr. Jumba and Hamster Wheel looked at each other and took the paper with some confusion.

"Employment contract. You two will work for the Earth Bureau for a hundred years, and then you will gain true freedom."

Before Li Chengfeng finished speaking, Dr. Qiangba and Hamster Wheel had already signed their names.

Different from the cowardly expression just now, the look in their eyes now...

Full of desire for money.

Because Li Chengfeng wrote in the contract...

"Monthly salary is $10,000, work five days a week and rest two days a week, 13th pay at the end of the year, you can apply for funding for research projects, you can use the funds freely and there will be bonuses after the project is completed."

"No, so you are dismissed now?"

Seeing Li Chengfeng's expression of confusion, Captain Jing whispered to him:

"The purchasing power of Earth's currency...is much stronger than you think."

"The salary you offer is only a monthly salary..."

"They're about three years away from buying a small habitable planet."

Li Chengfeng: "Less than $500,000 for an asteroid?"

Captain Jing (spreading his hands): "It's like this... After all, the Earth is the center of the universe."

Chapter 623 Dr. Liangliang: I’m going to sue the World Federation!

After paying an unexpectedly high salary, Li Chengfeng visited the Interstellar Alliance with a little shock.

Of course, this shock is not about how powerful or advanced the other party is.

But...

It's so damn backward.

At first glance, Li Chengfeng thought he had arrived in a remote town in America.

"No, can this be called the Interstellar Alliance? Are you sure we are in the right place?"

"Li, you have to consider the current situation..." Captain Jing shrugged. "If you want to make an analogy, the Interstellar Alliance is actually equivalent to the World Federation on our Earth... It's just that it has no actual power, because the major interstellar empires are too powerful, such as the Kree, Shi'ar, and Skrull... There are also those cosmic gods, such as the Eternals on Titan... Do you think the aliens in the Interstellar Alliance have the ability to unite these empires and the cosmic gods?"

Li Chengfeng opened his mouth, looked at the strange-looking aliens around him, and sighed.

Not a single human figure could be seen.

This is not surprising.

After all, the most powerful creatures in the entire universe are all human-shaped races.

In this case, the Interstellar Alliance can't even compare to the World Federation...

Even the United Nations in the previous life cannot compare to it.

At least the United Nations does not have to give too much face to countries other than the permanent members.

The Interstellar Alliance has reached the point where it is bullied by everyone.

In other words, Captain Jing is still there and recognizes the role and existence of the Interstellar Alliance, so other interstellar empires did not directly destroy the Interstellar Alliance.

But even if it is not eliminated, no good results will be achieved.

Looking at the equipment of the Interstellar Alliance, Li Chengfeng wanted to shed tears of sadness.

Too bitter Bro.

"Well, it's not so bad that we need to cry." The one-eyed Pili who was in charge of reception smiled awkwardly. "Although the major cosmic empires and cosmic gods look down on us, there are still many small settlements that recognize us... If there is really no support, even if the cosmic empire does not want to destroy us, we will have to disband automatically."

Upon hearing this, Li Chengfeng patted One-Eyed Pili's shoulder and wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.

Then he whispered:

"Thank you for your hard work... How about this, you guys just stay on Earth from now on?"

"As for the Cosmic Empire and the Cosmic Gods, they must have done a lot of evil to you over the years, right? Just give me the evidence and I promise to bring you justice."

Li Chengfeng's voice was full of bewitching intent, and his every move was very much like that of Lucifer's grandson.

But... One-Eyed Thunderbolt was not deceived by Li Chengfeng at all. He just smiled bitterly and said:

"Mr. Li, if you are willing to help the Interstellar Alliance, I would be very happy...but it is better for us to be honest with each other."

"You just want to find a reason to deal with the three major cosmic empires from us."

"I can give you this... but in return, please be kind to the aliens who live on your planet."

Li Chengfeng was stunned.

Although One-Eyed Thunderbolt himself is just a guy with the same fighting ability as an ordinary earthling, his brain works faster than most people.

Know what Li Chengfeng needs.

"You can rest assured... Most of the aliens who can settle on Earth are quite capable."

"Since you have decided to follow us, then... I will build an office for you on Earth."

One-Eyed Thunderbolt wiped off his sweat and said with a smile, "There's no need to act so quickly... We still need to hold an internal meeting to discuss this."

"Then you can just take your time with the meeting."

Li Chengfeng shrugged.

This time, you don’t need to fly back to Earth. Just pull the portal and you’re done.

When Li Chengfeng and Team Jing showed up at the FBI with the hamster wheel and Dr. Qiangba, Stitch, who was working with Dr. Liangliang in the laboratory, was furious.

"You two! Damn it! I'll beat you to death!"

"Calm down, okay? From today on, they are your colleagues." Li Chengfeng slammed his head on Stitch's forehead, "Do you have such a bad temper?"

"He tried to control me! He tried to throw me into an interstellar battlefield!"

"Then he didn't throw you away, but sent you to Earth instead? If you didn't come to Earth, how could you meet us Ohana?"

"...Don't flatter yourself. My Ohana only includes Lilo's family and Angie!"

"Alright." Li Chengfeng was too lazy to explain to the blue monster who was breathing heavily. He turned around and said to Qiangba and Hamster Flywheel, "From now on, the two of you will be hanging out with this guy."

As he said this, he pointed at Dr. Liangliang in front of him.

"Aliens?" Dr. Liangliang raised his eyebrows, then looked at Li Chengfeng, "Can I dissect them? Don't worry, with the help of 343 and the medical department, they will definitely not die. I will sew them back to the original shape when the time comes..."

"Can you please stop scaring the aliens from small places?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes as he looked at Dr. Qiangba and Hamster Wheel, who were already huddled together and trembling. "This is the assistant I found for you, not the material."

"Hey, it's pretty much the same."

Li Chengfeng nodded, and then silently added a temporary rule to the laboratory rules...

"Using lab colleagues as test subjects, deducting a year's salary and sinking SCP-963 to the bottom of the ocean for three months."

Dr. Liangliang: "You are targeting me! You are suppressing me! You are engaging in political oppression! I will sue the World Federation!"