The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

Chapter 655 Bruce Wayne: You Don’t Understand Li Chengfeng

"My suggestion is that you two tell us everything you know right now..."

"Otherwise I will immediately read your names backwards and make you roll back to the fifth dimension!"

Li Chengfeng folded his hands and sat on the sofa.

"Now... I'll only count to three, one..."

"Don't count, don't count! We confess!"

Li Chengfeng didn't expect that the Troublemaker and Bat Mite were so stubborn and gave in easily.

He felt that the most powerful of these two five-dimensional beings would have to struggle a bit, right?

To be honest, he was already ready to release the sixth-dimensional creature's true body...

As a result, the two brothers voted directly!

Li Chengfeng felt unhappy that his expression was in vain.

But Bruce Wayne didn't care whether Li Chengfeng was up or down, he rushed forward and stretched out his hand towards Bat-Mite...

"I know I'm cute, but please don't harass me." Bat-Mite didn't dodge, but made the distance between Bruce and him conceptually infinite, so even if Bruce died of exhaustion, he would not be able to catch him. "Although I am your die-hard fan, idols should still stay a little further away from the lives of their fans."

Clarke was no happier listening to Bat-Mite's words.

What the hell?

Idol? Fan?

Whose fans are like that stupid kid who stretched the space infinitely and made him run around on it like an idiot?

But looking at Bruce Wayne's expression, Bat-Mite seemed a little guilty.

Because he is different from the troublemaker who is just having fun, he really regards the bat as his idol.

only……

Bruce Wayne is just now aware of his existence for the first time.

"Okay, stop playing these ridiculous tricks." Li Chengfeng took a step forward, directly crossed the endless space dimension, and pushed Bruce out. "What is it in this universe that makes you so obsessed that you are willing to help my dear brother at all costs?"

"Li Chengfeng, this is none of our business." The troublemaker waved his hands hastily, "The culprit of all this is Mobius!"

"If I didn't know what you are, I might have been fooled by you." Li Chengfeng's fake smile was a bit scary. "There is actually no absolute difference between five-dimensional people and six-dimensional creatures... So theoretically, the two of you can surround Mobius and spin a top."

"If there are really such simple things in the world... then the two of us should have returned to the fifth dimension."

The expression that was originally a disguise on the troublemaker's face gradually disappeared, leaving only a bitter smile.

"What? You won't fall in love with the feeling of being in the three-dimensional world, will you?" Li Chengfeng looked at the prankster's expression and suddenly smiled evilly, "But I heard that after playing the role of a couple for a long time, you will more or less get into the role..."

Hearing this, Bat Mite and the Troublemaker all subconsciously revealed disgusted expressions.

Given the relationship between them, this would definitely make them feel more disgusted than eating a dead rat.

Through the conversation between Li Chengfeng and the two five-dimensional people, Bruce Wayne on the side kept nodding, and he gradually understood everything.

But Lei Ling, a native of this universe, had a confused expression.

This person has one advantage...

That is, if you can't figure it out, you should never think about it.

Therefore, since he was not interested in the so-called "truth", he still had time to take out the tea sets and the Dahongpao that had been treasured in the villa for many years.

"Where's the superhero you promised me?" Bruce looked at Lei Ling in confusion, "How obsessed are you with Zero Dollar Shopping?"

"I think you should mind your own business." Lei Ling rolled her eyes while making tea elegantly and quickly. "To be honest, from an outsider's perspective, these two so-called five-dimensional people are talking bullshit... They've fooled you like fools... Since you guys are stronger, wouldn't it be better to just send them back to where they should be?"

"No, you don't understand."

"I don't understand fifth-dimensional people?"

"You don't understand Li Chengfeng."

Bruce Wayne sighed.

"As five-dimensional people, you should know how much trouble a sixth-dimensional creature would cause you if it appeared in the five-dimensional world?"

"Of course we know that." Bat-Mite couldn't help but complain, "So aren't we just trying to cooperate with him?"

"No, isn't that the point?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched. "Why do you think that Mobius would keep his promise to you two? You two are not human, and he is not a human either... You don't have the narrow morality of three-dimensional humans, and you don't have the emotional expression of three-dimensional humans... So why should he keep his promise to you? You two are not stupid enough to think you are three-dimensional humans, are you?"

Bat-Mite and the Troublemaker were both stunned.

like……

That's what happened?

The two of them looked at each other subconsciously.

Although the relationship between the two is not good, it can be said that they have been fighting from the five-dimensional world to this world.

But after all, they are both the same kind.

Therefore, there would not be any sense of incongruity when the two of them played the so-called Mrs. Li and Mr. Li.

"Lu Xun once said, salute and shake hands, we are all good friends." Li Chengfeng grabbed their hands and put them together, "As the saying goes, working together is the best way to achieve success!"

"Stop! Don't treat us like fools!" The troublemaker stretched out his hand to stop Li Chengfeng's action, "We agree with what you said...but this pseudo-multiverse is too special, even we can't completely interfere with it."

"Look, you're on guard against your friends, aren't you?" Li Chengfeng's expression suddenly became cunning. "What I'm saying is, if you two don't go to help Mobius, I'll be very happy."

Li Chengfeng is telling the truth.

The combination of Mobius and Barbatos is actually quite difficult to deal with.

If there were two more five-dimensional people...

He and Clark really have to pull out all the cards from their pants.

"are we friends?"

"Of course we are friends."

"Since we are friends, you will definitely not expel us back to the fifth dimension, right?"

"...Okay, what are your conditions?"

“We want to live in the three-dimensional world.”

"...No, you can stay here. I didn't forbid you from coming out of the fifth-dimensional world!"

"I mean, we want to live around you, we want to be part of your lives!"

Bat-Mite looked at Bruce with burning eyes.

"I don't know what the troublemakers think, but I want to be a member of Bruce's Bat-family!"

Li Chengfeng nodded and agreed without any hesitation.

"no problem!"

joke!

Anyway, I'm not here to cause trouble to him!

Just agree to it.

Chapter 656: The Woman Who Ruled the Entire Jidao Realm

"No, you think I don't exist, right?"

Bruce was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to react.

At this moment, he had a new understanding of Li Chengfeng's habit of selling out his brothers.

This grandson's moral integrity is becoming less and less useful!

Bruce glared at Li Chengfeng fiercely.

"Ahem, what are you thinking about? I'm doing this for your own good, right? Think about the group of problem children you found. When they get mixed up with Damian and John Lee... it will be a nightmare for you alone!" Li Chengfeng put his arm around Bruce's shoulders. "So, as your good brother, I have to find you a reliable and powerful assistant, right?"

"…So you mean, all this is for my own good?"

"What else?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes, "You are such an unromantic bastard."

"...If you keep pretending like this, I'll really hit you." Bruce shuddered and clenched his fists suddenly. "Although I may not be able to break your defense, I will definitely make you uncomfortable."

Upon hearing this, Li Chengfeng immediately let go of Bruce.

It’s okay to tease your brothers once, but teasing them continuously would be an offense.

and……

If it was this guy Bruce, maybe he could really break his defense.

After all, apart from having a human body, can Batman still be called a human being in other aspects, especially various abstract concepts?

Stop making trouble!

This is a man who can use the so-called "will" and "belief" to invalidate the effect of the World Forger pausing the world.

Although Bruce Wayne himself may not realize it.

But as a bystander and a good brother, Li Chengfeng had already seen through everything...

Clark and Bruce are essentially the same kind of people.

They are not materialistic, but idealistic.

"But what you said seems to make some sense..." Bruce Wayne had to admit that he was really convinced by Li Chengfeng's somewhat far-fetched reason. "These naughty kids are still a long way from being able to stand on their own... Your name is Bat-Mite?"

"Yes, sir!" As soon as Bat-Mite saw Bruce talking to him, he immediately puffed out his belly and saluted in a somewhat funny way, "You will never be disappointed if you choose me! Sir!"

"As long as you can adapt to the rules of the three-dimensional world, then I don't mind accepting you as a member of the Bat Family."

After Bruce finished speaking, Bat-Mite nodded hurriedly.

What a joke!

He is the biggest fan!

The fact that his idol accepted him was even more important than the entire fifth dimension!

Li Chengfeng also looked at the troublemaker.

This guy...is not easy to deal with either.

Compared to a star-chaser like Bat-Mite who is a little too naive, a fun-loving person like Troublemaker is a little harder to figure out.

"…You're not going to ask to form a Kryptonian family with Clark or something like that, are you?"

"Are you kidding? Do you think I'm the type who's interested in superhero games?" The Troublemaker pouted. "Well, I want to work for the Daily Planet! And I want to be able to command Clark Kent at will!"

"...Uh, is that all you ask for?"

Li Chengfeng was stunned. Is this guy so easy to deal with?

He had already prepared himself for the other party to ask for an exorbitant price and for him to pay the low price.

result……

That's it?

Li Chengfeng couldn't help but look at the troublemaker with a slightly contemptuous look.

Do five-dimensional people have low IQs?

“Although I can’t read the minds of six-dimensional creatures, you don’t have to write your true feelings on your face…” The troublemaker was speechless. Who is the funnier one between the two of us?

"Ahem, if you think this is okay, then I promise you that I will definitely let you become a person in the Daily Planet who can command Clark Kent at will!" Li Chengfeng thought about it, "But at the same time, you have to sign a contract with me. After returning to the multiverse, you cannot use any ability that can modify reality within a thousand years."

"It doesn't matter! It's only a thousand years!"

The troublemaker curled his lips. For the five-dimensional people, time has long been unimportant.

"Very good, then... we will have a happy cooperation?" Li Chengfeng stretched out his hand. "But you must remember, if you have agreed on the terms with me and then go back on your word... then it won't be as simple as just reading your name backwards and sending you back to the five-dimensional world."

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In an unknown corner of the extreme place...