The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"hiss!"

The sound of people gasping for air rang out one after another in the living room.

The men all looked embarrassed.

Although they really didn't do anything to offend the tigress at home...

But this kind of thing is beyond the tigress's control!

If these men who have a good relationship with each other say a few more words to each other, they will become jealous!

Especially Li Chengfeng, Clark and Bruce!

The three of them have even become the focus of attention of the three families!

None of the tigresses want to be poached by men!

"Ahem, I don't think we should be so...pessimistic, right?" Bruce coughed a few times, then pointed at Oliver Queen standing beside him and said, "Look at him, he was able to play both sisters at the same time and it was okay."

"I've already said that it was... youthful recklessness! Now Laurel, Sarah and I have already reconciled! The past is in the past, and we are just close childhood sweethearts now..." Oliver tried to defend himself, "And Felicity is not the kind of woman you think, who would be curious and jealous about my past."

……

"Oh my God, I was already working at the Quinn Group when Oliver hadn't returned from Purgatory Island yet. I made a few mistakes when I saw his photo... But after I found out that Oliver was a two-timing scumbag, I despised him and made fewer mistakes."

Felicity was holding a bottle of wine, curled up on the sofa, and said with difficulty: "Although time has proved that people do change... but every time I wake up in the middle of the night and think of Oliver's past scumbag behavior, I want to kick him off the bed... Well, I may have really kicked him a few times."

"I am a human being after all! I am naturally curious and jealous!"

……

"Let's not talk about you, what about the guy next to you? Tony?" Bruce said calmly, "You are the most genuine one among those of us who are called 'playboys'."

"Uh, is it that exaggerated? Don't tell me you used to live like an ascetic?"

Bruce Wayne (Batman spreading his hands): "Although many women pursued me, I only had substantive relationships with Damian's mother and Selina from beginning to end."

Oliver Queen (Green Arrow spreads his hands): "Although many women pursued me, I have only had substantive relationships with the Laurel sisters and Felicity from beginning to end."

"Tell me, how can the two of us compare to you, a humanoid self-propelled artillery?" Bruce Wayne said seriously, "I'm afraid the only one who can surpass you in this aspect is Lucifer... But who is that? The Lord of Hell, who neglected the existence of Adam, the first scumbag in the creation of the world."

"Fuck... I don't have that much, do I?" Tony Stark said halfway, feeling a little unsure, "I don't think I have that much, do I?"

"Let's not talk about these! You even pursued Lois Lane in the past! You haven't forgotten it, have you?"

Clark, who was playing games nearby, immediately pricked up his ears and stared at Tony Stark with his eyes fixed.

"Fuck! That was so old!? At that time, I was single, and Louise was also single, so I just went for it! But I didn't succeed! It can even be called the Waterloo of my many love affairs!"

"Hmph, there's no point in saying more, you scumbag! How can you be so kind to Pepper?" Li Chengfeng snorted coldly, "Don't forget, you are now a gigolo! Stark Industries is Pepper's property now! It's a big deal! The gigolo of Pepper Potts family is going to eat his master!"

"...No, Li Chengfeng, you are just enjoying the process of personally attacking others, right?!" Tony Stark gritted his teeth and said, "Besides! Pepper used to be my CEO's assistant, she has seen a lot of things about me! But even so, she ended up being with me... It means she doesn't care about my past!"

……

“I really care too much!”

"The time when this guy was at his most dissolute was when I was his assistant to the president!"

"The most exaggerated time was when I dated three different women in the morning, afternoon and evening!"

"This guy is not young anymore, how come he has such good physical strength!?"

"Now that we're married, he starts telling me things like 'You go to sleep first'!"

"How can I bear it?"

Pepper leaned against the wine cabinet and snorted.

"Sometimes, I want to whip Tony a few times...but considering that he used to play a lot, I'm afraid I won't let him have enough fun!"

……

"Well, although it's really ugly and exciting to see you expose each other's secrets." Clark Kent wiped his face and continued, "But shouldn't we be united? Why are we attacking each other? "

Clark finally couldn't stand it anymore and chose to go downstairs to twist the rope.

"Instead of attacking each other here... why not think about where we should hide next!"

"After the tigresses have settled their accounts, we will be faced with a violent reckoning!"

"I'm fine now! But think about your old waist!"

In fact, if Clark hadn't mentioned "waist", a few stinky men might have let it go.

but now……

"There's definitely nothing wrong with my waist." Bruce Wayne shook his head calmly, "I've always been a hands-on person, and I don't like to rely on external forces, such as bows and arrows, mechas, etc."

"What are you talking about! I don't use my waist to draw the bow and shoot arrows, right!?"

"Ahem, I've been working out recently, so there's nothing wrong with my waist...right?"

Just as Li Chengfeng was about to speak, four people covered his mouth in an instant.

"You, shut up, there's no way your waist will be healed."

"Bah!" Li Chengfeng pushed the men's hands away. "What nonsense! My waist is very good... Although my pelvis may be slightly injured, it's not a big deal!"

Li Chengfeng raised two middle fingers and ended the topic.

At this moment, one of the Kimoyu beads on his wrist suddenly lit up, and then automatically released the projection image.

It was a call request from Sarah.

"Look! The evil you did in the past has come back to haunt you!" Li Chengfeng said to Oliver viciously, then picked up the phone, "What's wrong, Sarah? Is there anything?"

"A time anomaly suddenly occurred, and my team members now all have their own missions... So, teacher, please help me find a few emergency personnel to go on a mission with me."

Li Chengfeng was stunned, and then subconsciously glanced at the stinky men in the living room...

"No problem! I just happen to have a few people with nothing to do right now."

Chapter 682: Time Anomalies and Outrageous Temporary Workers

"Wow, teacher, don't tell me this is the person you found."

Sarah has always been a decisive person.

After getting Li Chengfeng's definite answer, they set off immediately.

However, when she drove the Waverider to the agreed location, she saw a famous scene called the "midlife crisis".

"Superman" Clark Kent is in a dilemma while holding his twin sons.

"Batman" Bruce Wayne glares at his son.

Everything had been discussed before, but now his eyes were a little evasive. He was the old acquaintance, "Green Arrow" Oliver Queen.

"Iron Man" Tony Stark, with a look of doubt on his face, asked Jarvis to scan his waist and kidneys.

There was also Li Chengfeng, who was pinning his son's legs apart on his thighs and then punching his head with both fists.

If Sarah didn't know what these seemingly flawed Zhongden people were, she would probably start to doubt her life.

"Li John! If you betray your old father for the White Queen's contact information again next time! I will definitely take off your pants and flick your pussy 100,000 times!"

"Dad... is it possible that I didn't do this to get that lady's contact information? Although she is indeed mature and beautiful... do you think I have a choice?" Li Yuehan sighed, "Besides, didn't you smash my little genius children's phone watch? This can be considered as attempted betrayal, but it doesn't deserve the death penalty, right?"

"You better really failed!"

Li Chengfeng let go of Li John, then stood up and shrugged at Sarah.

"This lineup... should be able to handle any time anomaly, right?"

"That's true... but even if you're a teacher, you still have to follow the way the Legendary Team does things."

"I understand. Great strength can make miracles happen. It doesn't matter if something goes wrong. Just create a bigger problem to cover it up. Then it's time to test the self-healing ability of history itself."

"...What misunderstanding do you have about our legendary team?!" Sarah was confused for a moment. "Although we do make some mistakes sometimes...but overall, we are still reliable!"

"Yes, yes, that's reliable!" Li Chengfeng patted his favorite disciple's shoulder nonchalantly, then waved at the group of Zhongdeng behind him, "What are you all standing there for? Get on the boat! I guess you haven't traveled through time yet?"

"Travel through time?" Tony Stark suddenly shuddered and sobered up instantly. "You mean, this is a time ship in front of me?"

"As one of the FBI's special consultants, don't you know the function of the Legendary Squad?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched. "Tell me... where did you put the FBI structure white paper that was sent to you?"

"Oh, maybe Pepper took it to prop up the legs of the table in her office?" Tony Stark spread his hands innocently. "How would I know that I still needed to see that thing... Isn't the consultant just a symbolic existence?"

“But are you just an ordinary consultant? Aren’t you still an outsourced contractor? You should pay attention to the things you invest in!”

"Ahem, don't forget, I'm just a gigolo now." Tony Stark chuckled, "Stop talking, let's get on the boat!"

……

"The child can be placed in the children's room at the end first."

"Huh? There's a children's room on the time ship?" Clark was stunned. "Is your staff composition so complicated?"

"It has nothing to do with the personnel composition." Sarah shrugged. "For a while, in order to prevent a group of fanatical time travelers from killing the infant Hitler, we temporarily brought him to the Waverider for temporary protection."

"Well, Hitler... if he died, it wouldn't be a bad thing, right?" Clark raised his eyebrows. "After all... you know, there's a high probability that tens of millions of people will be saved from dying."

"However, the changes in the timeline tell us otherwise. Even without Hitler, World War II would still have broken out. Fascism simply accelerated the process." Sarah shrugged. "And without the huge pressure from the Axis powers at the time that forced other countries in the world to unite, World War II would have been far more complicated and lasted longer than the original history, with the final number of casualties being 360 million... Don't say whether this number is reasonable or not. This is all the information Gideon extracted from the timeline after the time anomaly was affected."

"Ah..." Clark touched his chin, "According to you, Hitler has become a good person?"

"As far as time is concerned, there are no so-called good guys or bad guys. There are only anchor points that have become the past... and the job of the Legendary Squad is to ensure that these anchor points are not destroyed."

Sarah said, reaching out and tapping the console on the bridge.

"Wake up, Gideon, welcome a new friend."

After that, a huge human face was projected in front of everyone.

"Captain, even though I am an AI, I still need energy and rest... I am Gideon, and it is a pleasure to meet you all. You are all important figures in the timeline. It is my honor to meet you all at the Constant Anchor Point."

"Is this the AI ​​on board the time shuttle? It's personified, right?" Tony Stark approached with shining eyes, as if he was a weird uncle who saw a little girl. "Oh my God... This is the step I haven't taken all along!"

"Hey! Tony! Wake up!"

"No! Let me touch it! Just touch it! It won't hurt!"

"You look like a pervert. Jarvis and Friday will really cry, you scumbag!"

Afterwards, Li Chengfeng finally managed to get Tony Stark out of his frenzy, he let out a long breath, and continued to ask:

"So, what kind of temporal anomaly is waiting for us?"

Just as Sarah was about to speak, she heard someone operating the console nearby.

After a while of experimenting, Bruce was able to operate the shipboard system skillfully.

He pressed a few buttons casually, and then a series of messages popped up.

"Wow, as a temporary worker, your habit of taking the initiative is really... impolite." Sarah said, pointing at Bruce and silently saying to Li Chengfeng, "Seriously? (Are you serious?)"

"You'll get used to this kind of thing." Li Chengfeng shrugged helplessly.

Sarah rolled her eyes and simply let it go.

Then, Bruce's cold voice, as calm as a lake, echoed in the bridge.

“Woodstock, 1969.”

"It seems that... a legendary magical creature has appeared."

Chapter 683 Hippie style? Psychedelic

"When talking about Woodstock in 1969, we have to mention the so-called 'hippie' culture."

"In the 1960s, the so-called 'Beat Generation', these young people opposed current politics, the Vietnam War, nationalism, the values ​​of the elite and the greed of large companies, the narrow limitations of traditional morality and the cruelty of war."

"It's just that this didn't form a political parade. These hippies didn't have a unified declaration or leadership, nor did they have any ideas that could solve these problems. They just chose to express their opposition to mainstream culture through a collective decadent and wandering lifestyle."

"Woodstock in 1969 was unorganized and undisciplined, with people gathering for three days of peace and music, but without the violence that the local residents feared... Basically, it can be said that this was the least dangerous large-scale rally in history."

As Bruce Wayne spoke, he pulled up a newspaper from 1969, but it recorded another event...

Woodstock Massacre.