Li Chengfeng looked at Gwen speechlessly.
This guy... relied on the fact that he could penetrate the fourth wall and knew Hulk's past and present lives and all the causes and effects, and tricked Hulk into becoming his follower!
"Tsk, don't look at me like that~" Gwen suddenly cupped her face with one hand, revealing a girlish blush, "I'm really shy /(/ /o/ω/o/ /)/!"
"...Forget it." Li Chengfeng sighed, "I'm going to find Nick Fury...If you want to follow me, just follow me."
After saying that, Li Chengfeng opened the portal and walked in.
Gwen and Hulk followed closely in.
Then they saw Black Braised Egg brushing his teeth in his office.
Hei Lu Dan was just gargling when Li Chengfeng and his men suddenly appeared, catching him off guard. He subconsciously swallowed the mouthwash and asked:
"No... Why are you here so early? Did something big happen?"
"It's not a big deal... I just want to know, does the mouthwash taste good?"
"Mouthwash tastes good...Fuck!" Nick Fury finally reacted, but he had already swallowed the mouthwash. In the end, he could only wipe his mouth, then sat on the sofa with a dark one-eyed face, "You'd better...something's wrong!"
"This is the most embarrassing part." Li Chengfeng smiled and put his arm around Nick Fury's shoulders. He still cared a lot about the existence of this brother, friend, and father-in-law. "I didn't have any problems today..."
"…I have never wanted to drag you out and shoot you like I do now!"
"Sure, if you like, let's go out and shoot for five minutes?"
Nick Fury looked at Li Chengfeng's smiling face and finally lost his temper.
Shoot Li Chengfeng?
Not to mention that shooting cannot kill Li Chengfeng. Even if Li Chengfeng could be shot, Nick Fury would not be willing to do so.
He would rather shoot Coulson than shoot Li Chengfeng!
He is both my father and my good son-in-law...
It has a bit of the flavor of a conjugated father and son.
"Look, isn't today a holiday? And I haven't received any emergency information yet. So I have to kill some time, right?"
"So you came to see me?"
"We have a good relationship."
"Have you forgotten what happened the last time we spent time together?" Nick Fury's mouth twitched. "You sold public property to buy alcohol... and ended up being criticized by the entire FBI! You're out there every day, and you're not affected at all! But I was laughed at by the other four bureaus for a whole month!"
"...To be honest, what we did is indeed worthy of being laughed at."
"It was your bad idea!" Nick Fury was not angry at first, but he became more and more annoyed as he talked. He pulled Li Chengfeng's hand away and said, "I'm telling you! I will never go along with you no matter what!"
Li Chengfeng blinked and gave a wicked smile.
This...is not up to Black Braised Egg!
After he finds a way to kill time, the portal will open and he will kick the black braised egg directly in. Then everyone will have to listen to him!
However, just when Li Chengfeng and Nick Fury, two people who were harming others and not benefiting themselves, were harboring their own ulterior motives, Gwen, who had been watching the fun, suddenly stood up.
Then her whole body seemed to fall into a strange state, and looking at her mouth that kept opening and closing but made no sound, it seemed that she was communicating with some kind of existence.
Li Chengfeng frowned instantly.
Because he didn't feel any external energy fluctuations.
That is to say...
This seemed to be some kind of existence from outside the wall, contacting Gwen through unknown means.
However, Gwen quickly got out of this state.
But I have to say, after Gwen broke free, her eyes lit up, and she wanted to laugh, but she was trying to hold it back.
It seemed like something interesting had happened.
Wait, interesting! ?
Li Chengfeng's eyes also shone with light.
"Gwen...what happened to you just now?"
"Um, it's nothing..."
"It's okay. I know that something from outside the Great Omnipotent Universe must have contacted you... Don't be nervous. I'm just curious about what could have made you almost laugh out loud."
Gwen looked at Nick Fury, then at the confused and curious Hulk.
"So what, you really want to know?"
"Just tell me! You're free anyway!"
"Okay then." Gwen nodded. In fact, it can be seen that she also wanted to share the fun she heard. "Didn't I tell you before that I fought back and forth with a big golden guy in their universe for thousands of years?"
"correct."
"This guy has more than twenty sons..."
Gwen's expression was so wonderful.
"And among them there is a son named Horus, who wants to celebrate his birthday."
"The deadly kind."
Chapter 705 Holy Terra
"What the hell? Horus? Birthday celebration?" Nick Fury was a little confused. "Are you guys talking in some jargon that I don't understand?"
"There is no such thing as Warhammer in this universe... so I'll help you translate it." Li Chengfeng waved at Gwen, and then said to Hei Lu Dan, "She actually said that in another universe, there is a very fierce human. Well, at least he thinks he is a human, not a god... and now because of the influence of some evil gods from the outside world, half of his sons have betrayed him and are preparing to go to Beijing to celebrate his birthday..."
"That is to say... this person will soon be attacked by the rebels and taken back to his hometown?" Black Sauce Egg was indeed the king of detectives. He instantly extracted the key points of Li Chengfeng's words. "This is really... brilliant."
"Isn't it exciting? Do you want to experience it up close?"
Li Chengfeng laughed without any moral bottom line.
This smile made Hei Lu Dan shiver all over.
Every time Li Chengfeng shows this kind of smile, someone is about to be in trouble.
And the most important thing is... Black-Braised Egg is not sure whether he will be the unlucky person!
Gwen, who was standing by, also came to her senses after listening to Li Chengfeng's words.
"You mean... should we go help that big golden guy?"
"What can I do? I am a kind-hearted person. Who made me have a big golden guy?" Li Chengfeng shrugged.
Then Clark, far away in Metropolis, sneezed violently at his workstation.
"That's no problem...but this is my first time leading so many people across the border."
"What do you mean by so many people?" Nick Fury frowned, and then turned pale with horror, "Fuck! I didn't say I was going!"
"You've already heard it, so why don't you go?" Li Chengfeng said with a smile, "Besides... why do you think I came to see you today? Isn't it just to accompany you to kill time? Don't let me down!"
Under Li Chengfeng's deception and PUA, Nick Fury was somewhat tempted.
Although Li Chengfeng's description seemed to be a family ethics story, Heiludan felt that it was definitely more than that simple.
All of a sudden, his own curiosity was also ignited.
"Um, guys? What are you guys playing?"
Everyone turned around and saw Sarah and Wu Fengji walking in side by side.
"Huh? What are you..."
"Oh, I'm here to submit a marriage application."
Sarah said as she placed two completed application forms on Nick Fury's desk.
"So fast?"
"After watching Oliver and his family's wedding, I'm a little envious."
"You know that's not what I'm talking about." Li Chengfeng sighed, "Have you informed your sister and father about this matter?"
"You know, it's still an awkward period... Although I can speak normally now, I'll just have to make my own decisions on this matter."
"Okay, as long as you don't regret it." Li Chengfeng sighed, "When you think it through and decide to have a good talk with Officer Quentin Lance... don't forget to tell me, I'll go with you."
"Um, thank you?"
"Of course I have to say thank you." Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes, then suddenly his eyes lit up, and then he said to Sarah and Wu Fengji with a smile, "By the way, teacher, I just happen to be going away for some business, how about... you come with me? Just think of it as teacher sending you a honeymoon trip in advance."
"Hmm? Really?" Sarah suddenly became interested. "But... with your current level, teacher... are you going to travel far?"
"Oh, it's just a trip to another universe." Li Chengfeng gave Sarah a thumbs up, "I assure you that this trip will be worthwhile."
Of course, let’s not tell them for now that this universe is outside the Great Almighty Universe.
After saying that, Li Chengfeng waved his hand and the door closed.
Now, no one can escape!
"Li Chengfeng, you are such a bad guy..." Gwen whispered beside Li Chengfeng, "You tricked others into going to that place for their honeymoon... Satan should have a tattoo of you on his body!"
"Oh, it's okay. I know Satan... that bastard will never tattoo me on his body."
"Well, anyway, being with someone like you, no matter where we go, it's really no different from a vacation." Gwen rolled her eyes at Li Chengfeng, then turned around and said to the others, "Hold on to me! If you don't... I really don't know what terrible things will happen to you."
……
Outside the Great Almighty Universe, there is a universe where a certain golden giant exists.
Holy Terra, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, Emperor's Palace.
The big golden guy, AKA the emperor.
At this moment, he was already sitting on the thing called the "Golden Throne".
Because of his eldest son, the dear red one-eyed Ogryn, Magnus made a powerful "psychic call" to him at the critical moment.
Although his original intention was good, he was reminding the Emperor that his brothers had been seduced by Chaos and had rebelled.
But...it also caused a disaster.
The Emperor was forced to sit on the Golden Throne and seal the Warp gap by drawing on his own powerful psychic energy.
If there is no other way, you will have to sit here for the rest of your life.
And at this time, he also learned the truth about the rebellion.
But the loyal Primarchs were now isolated from the Warp Storm, making their return difficult.
At this critical moment, the Emperor suddenly discovered that after connecting to the Webway, he could inexplicably use the power of the Warp to contact the girl who had fought alongside him for thousands of years.
This rekindled hope in his heart.
This girl... He once even wanted to make her his daughter, the twenty-first Primarch.
For this purpose, he even promised to let her sit on the golden throne and become the guardian of the human empire.
But after that, a girl who called herself "Gwenshi" was traveling in the warp space...
Disappeared.
He always thought that she was lost in the endless subspace.
Many years were spent, but no trace of him was found.
In the end, he had no choice but to give up and continue his great expedition.
But now…he’s connected!
However, the other party did not respond for a long time, which gradually extinguished his originally ignited hope.
Just when he was about to give up, a strange voice suddenly came from behind the golden throne.
"Teacher, are you sure this place is suitable for a honeymoon? Are you really not kidding me?"
"How could that be, Sarah? This is a universe filled with only despair and the joy of fighting... It's the perfect place for warriors like you to spend your honeymoon."
"I...thank you so much!"
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