It's all bullshit.
"Look, what are you looking at? If you keep looking, I'll have Li Chengfeng squeeze out all the fish roe from your lucky bags and use them to soak in wine!"
Instantly, the whole place was overwhelmed, and no Primarch dared to say a word...
Of course, the reason was that they were looking at each other in confusion, and no one understood what the "fish roe lucky bag" was.
The Emperor looked at this ruthless man who was not bewitched by Tzeentch, but instead closed his eyes and fought against Tzeentch.
Didn’t he just ask the Imperial Guards to protect him?
Why are you strolling out now?
Before he could ask, Nick Fury gave an explanation.
"Well, the golden corns you sent to protect me are now lying on the ground unconscious... But I checked, their heartbeats are still there and stable, so I don't think anything serious has happened."
At this moment, the emperor was confused.
Why did the guards protecting Nick Fury become unconscious?
"So... Nick Fury, what did you do? Why did the guards protecting you become unconscious? And the subspace fluctuations belonging to Tzeentch just now..."
"Oh, you mean that bastard called Tzeentch?" Nick Fury sneered, with a look of disdain in his one eye. "Didn't I scold him just now? Maybe I scolded him for too long, and it was a bit harsh. The most important thing is that he didn't say a word to me. He was too frustrated and used his external skills to kick me back from that inexplicable space... When I opened my eyes again, I saw those golden corns... Oh, the imperial guards were lying on the ground."
According to Nick Fury's description, the Emperor silently wiped a cold sweat.
And then... laughed.
He had never laughed so hard before.
But when I thought about that blue kid being scolded by a mortal and having no way to retaliate, I could only kick him back from the warp...
His smile became even brighter.
……
"Damn it! What on earth are these beings from outside the universe? They are so durable!"
At this moment, Jianqi no longer had the calmness to say "this is all according to plan" no matter what happened.
Red is almost showing under that cobalt blue exterior.
As he spoke, he subconsciously wiped his face...
Those were tears of humiliation and grief.
Tzeentch, the Fate-Shaper, the Lord of Change, the Lord of Madness...
I was scolded and cried by a mortal who came from nowhere.
Since the beginning of His existence, He had never heard such foul words.
How dirty is it?
He even began to feel that Nurgle and his garden were no longer the things he hated the most.
And he couldn't even kill this mortal who cursed him and made him cry!
“Hahaha! Tzeentch, you’re actually crying!? You’re actually crying!” A purple-haired beautiful girl wearing the crown of Slaanesh suddenly appeared in the warp, pointed at Tzeentch’s face, and laughed without hesitation: “You have also suffered this day! I declare that today is definitely the happiest moment of my life... No, I have to go and have a couple of shots to celebrate.”
Looking at Slaanesh flashing out to taunt him and then running away again...
Jianqi is completely red and warm.
If you don’t know, you might think his surname is Kong.
"Existence outside the universe! We are irreconcilable!"
"If I don't kill you, I won't be a traitor!"
The roar of Tzeentch echoed throughout the warp...
And the laughter that the sub-gods of the warp occasionally couldn't hold back.
The entire subspace is filled with a joyful atmosphere.
All of this... was spread out further under the middle finger that was emitting dazzling light.
Regardless of whether it was the Four Peddlers or the Demigods from other subspaces...
No one realized that the subspace, which had become a gathering place for negativity due to despair, actually began to show normal "joy".
Not the sickening "delight" of Slaanesh.
Later, when Magnus, the fifteenth prince of the human empire, revised the brief history of the warp, he called this day...
The whitest day.
……
"Tell it or not! Tell it or not! I just ask you whether you will tell it or not!"
Li Chengfeng threw his big fan after big fan at the Primarchs who had just joined Chaos but whose bodies had not yet begun to mutate...
Of course, this also includes Fu Meifeng, who was eliminated by the great demon of Slaanesh.
As everyone knows, Li Chengfeng never shows mercy when beating up handsome guys.
Although from a human perspective, Li Chengfeng is also a handsome guy.
But it is really incomparable to this skin that was created through genetic engineering and the combination of the subspace sub-god.
"No! Father! What exactly do you want us to say!?" The third prince, Fu Meifeng, was in an absolute defensive state with her head in her hands, and could only barely raise her head to refute, "Why don't you ask!"
"Shut up! You're a born masochist!"
Li Chengfeng expressionlessly slapped Fu Meifeng in the face with another big slap.
Then, looking at the faint blush on the other person's face, Li Chengfeng shuddered all over.
No wonder this person was destined to be Slaanesh since birth...
This degree of fit is unparalleled.
The other gene primordial beings were not as lucky as Fu Meifeng... after a fierce fight, most of them were covered in bruises and swollen faces.
Although Li Chengfeng was removing the power of chaos from the Primarchs...
But it is hard to say whether he is just enjoying himself.
However, among the rebellious Primarchs, Li Chengfeng never touched Horus even once from beginning to end.
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey.
Horus is the monkey.
However, Horus, who had been drunk by the four gods into a bald puff, was so shocked that the last bit of his original conscience was completely lost.
He raised his head again, and the colors representing the Four Gods of Chaos kept flashing in his eyes.
A frivolous and neutral voice that was neither masculine nor feminine came from Horus' mouth.
"I was wondering why the little phoenix I reserved suddenly disappeared... It turned out that someone had intercepted it!" Horus looked at Li Chengfeng with seductive eyes, "Little brother... You are so domineering, I like you so much."
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but take a deep breath.
He almost vomited at this scene.
A big bald man seduced me with the voice of Xiao Nan Niang...
But he held back and continued recording with the Kimoyu beads on his wrist.
He definitely wouldn't be the only one who was disgusted by this scene...
"You are... Slaanesh? The one born from the Eldar super-Ginpa?"
"Oh my, you've made me feel embarrassed... little brother, how about you touch my heartbeat?"
"...No, you should at least change your skin before you do this, right?"
Li Chengfeng was somewhat impatient.
So he came to Horus, who was temporarily possessed by Slaanesh, stretched out his hand, and inserted it directly into Horus's head with lightning speed...
Of course, Horus' body was not injured at all, he just stared at Li Chengfeng in a daze.
The next moment, the purple-haired beautiful girl who had just taunted Tzeentch in the warp was grabbed by the head and dragged directly into the real universe.
He looked at the entity he suddenly possessed, and its pair of white and tender hands...
Slaanesh made a sharp crackling sound.
"…No buddy! Who the hell are you!?"
"How can you pull someone out through the network cable?!"
Chapter 721 Fulgrim ascends to the level of a demon, but the L demon
Slaanesh's entire body was numb now.
It was even the first time that I truly experienced what it meant to be "numb".
Originally, if Slaanesh wanted to contact the real universe, he had to go through his chosen believers, and they had to be true believers such as the fallen Horus and Fulgrim.
But this time, she really met the real universe.
In public, under the gaze of a rebellious primarch, Slaanesh, the youngest of the four gods of the Warp, was pulled out of Horus's head by Li Chengfeng...
Even so, the so-called "discomfort" only confused Slaanesh for a short while.
Soon, she had completely gotten used to the current situation...
What replaced it was endless curiosity.
"Although I don't know what you are, you can actually make my real body appear in the real universe... Tsk tsk, although it's incredible, I really have to thank you."
"Thank you?" Li Chengfeng's face darkened, and he resisted the urge to slap...
Because she is Slaanesh.
She is different from Fulgrim...
She is a real masochist.
As a product of the Eldar using the Super Silver Pad, Slaanesh's XP can be said to be all-encompassing...
"Ah, this...ah?" Fulgrim showed a puzzled expression on his face, "What on earth is this? Why do I subconsciously want to kneel in front of her?"
"You'll get used to it. After all, this is a true evil god."
Li Chengfeng shrugged at Fulgrim, then stepped forward...
He grabbed Slaanesh's arm.
In an instant, a strange red flush appeared on the other person's seemingly fair and delicate skin.
"Fuck! Can you restrain yourself a little?" Li Chengfeng sighed at the evil spirit, "I think I should say... Happy new life?"
"A new life?" Slaanesh looked at his hands. "I don't even know what it feels like to have been born again."
The "last time" that Slaanesh mentioned was naturally the time when she was born in the warp.
Although they were born a short time ago, once the evil gods were born, they were unstoppable.
From the point of birth, it spreads to the two limits of the timeline.
In other words, no matter when Slaanesh was born, at the moment of her birth, she had already filled the vacant ecological position in the entire timeline.
But being born in the subspace and being born in the real universe are two completely different things.
"You, you you you..." Horus stretched out his hand and pointed at Slaanesh, his face full of disbelief, "You are..."
"I am the Lord of Joy, I am the God of Inspiration and Art, and I am your favorite Slaanesh~" Slaanesh made two scissors hands gestures at Horus. She seemed to have adapted to this sudden situation... quite well.
Although I was quite scared at the beginning, I'm used to it now.
only……
Li Chengfeng stretched out a hand and placed it on Slaanesh's shoulder.
"I see...you don't understand at all."
Having said that, he patted Slaanesh's shoulder hard again.
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