The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

Li Chengfeng ignored Max who was already caught up in the fantasy of the ultimate reverse harem, but began to plan to go to Batman's house for a meal and ask Alfred to help him look after the children.

The personnel he promised to Max were naturally the Astartes who were currently undergoing mass body size normalization surgery.

These are millions of soldiers with excellent work records.

Especially for the Extreme Warriors among them, clerical work is definitely a piece of cake for them.

Moreover, based on the work scenarios that the FBI has to deal with, it can definitely provide perfect employment for all the members of the corps...

However, these millions of Astartes will be assigned to positions in various corners of the world.

The specific distribution method will depend on the arrangements made by the Gene Fathers of Astartes and the Emperor's Skin.

"Sir, tell me, when the time comes, should I let the muscular men carry me on their shoulders and call me Queen, or should I let them smear olive oil on themselves and wrestle for me in just a pair of shorts?"

"I think you should be sent to a medieval Inquisition to cure your brain first!"

Chapter 812 BSAA Team Assembles

For Li Chengfeng himself, chatting with Max is generally very pleasant, as long as he ignores those weird complaints and fantasies.

Simply as a chat partner, Max is absolutely excellent.

And most importantly, when Li Chengfeng placed the two little guys in Max's arms, they didn't struggle at all...

You know, even when Lois Lane was holding the two children herself, they were not obedient.

Thinking of this, Li Chengfeng couldn't help but take a deep look at his two godsons, Winder and Bart...

These two little brats are really picky!

The thunder is not big enough to pacify the world, right?

But he certainly wouldn't think this was something improper. After all, for babies, big thunder means more food.

Although the various super powers unique to Kryptonians have not yet been revealed in the twin brothers, their appetite has already begun to show.

Louise has been breastfeeding, but she can only do so for a while before switching to formula.

These two little hungry wolves suck too hard.

"By the way, what does the Ministry of Internal Affairs use now to monitor other parallel universes in the multiverse? Where is this new equipment?"

"Oh, isn't it right there?" Max pointed to a huge pillar not far away.

I saw that it was covered with lines full of science fiction...

Then various lines connected one after another...

fax machine?

"Fuck, this advanced yet backward style is really fucking crazy." Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, then he walked forward to take a closer look and continued to complain, "This fax machine is a thing produced in the last century! Is our FBI really that short of money? Can't you go find those sponsors and let them pay a little bit?"

"Sir, although this thing looks a bit abstract... well, it's actually very abstract." Max wanted to clean it up, but found that there seemed to be no angle that could be cleaned. "But this is actually the limitation of technology... The parameters obtained by monitoring other parallel universes can only be converted into a large number of meaningless points and lines, with a small amount of text mixed in... The FBI originally tried to export it as video or audio, but the final result was a failure."

"Um, so I have to choose a fax machine?"

"Actually, a printer can also be used... But the stingy old man Black Egg said that since an outdated thing like a fax machine can be used, why should the printer's production capacity be used..."

"Your word 'stingy' is somewhat true." Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, "But I can understand... Black Braised Egg is indeed a bit stingy."

Next, Li Chengfeng and Max began to passionately complain about Hei Braised Egg’s stingy behavior.

Without noticing it at all, an indicator light kept lighting up on one of the lines, and then the connected fax machine immediately started working, with sheets of paper being transmitted one after another.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Bart and Winder, who couldn't speak yet, were the first to notice the flashing lights. The two little guys kept stretching their hands towards the direction of the light.

“…Fuck! Can you two please pay attention to your job while you two are chatting?”

Caroline, who came in from outside with a few cups of coffee, saw the flashing indicator light and instantly made a sharp explosion.

Li Chengfeng and Max dug their ears with their little fingers in unison, then raised their heads.

"(キ｀?Д??)!! Shit, I forgot I put this system on silent mode!"

"(O_o)?? This thing can be muted?"

Caroline, as the relatively reliable one among the bankrupt duo, immediately rushed forward and pressed the button, and the indicator light stopped working.

And the fax machine continued to spit out paper.

Li Chengfeng and Max, who was holding the child, also walked forward, came to Caroline's side, and looked at the papers.

Just like what Max said, there are indeed a lot of meaningless or unclear points and lines on it...

But if you look carefully, you can find a few words or short sentences among the messy dots and lines.

"Us? Danger? Help? Run away?"

Li Chengfeng touched his beardless chin.

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be considered a message for help, right?"

"I'm not sure yet... because the system's accuracy is not enough." Caroline shook her head. "The last time, the second parallel universe, which is the hometown of Wonder Girl Lina Luthor, heard a wailing sound similar to that in the quagmire after a nuclear war... But when we commissioned Tzeentch Duck to observe it, we found that it was information intercepted from a horror game in the second parallel universe..."

Caroline said as she checked the fax machine number.

It's number nine.

"A distress message similar to that of Parallel Universe No. 9 appeared... Sir, I request to observe and review it." Caroline turned around and showed a serious expression to Li Chengfeng, "The only idle team at the moment is the BSAA Special Operations Team!"

"No, you asked those guys from BSAA who specialize in biological and chemical counter-terrorism to conduct operations across the universe?" Li Chengfeng looked at Caroline in disbelief, "Do they know that they are so arrogant?"

"First of all, this is the only unused special team right now... Secondly, all the members of the BSAA team are from the real special police or special forces. If we really want to carry out a search and rescue operation, they are actually the most professional." Caroline let out a long breath, then raised her head, "Besides, don't we have you?"

"Me?" Li Chengfeng was stunned, then immediately reacted, "Fuck! I just brought my kids to your Ministry of Internal Affairs to chat and eat melons! But in the end I still have to work, right?"

"If you are not here, this matter will of course be handed over to a certain god in the subspace as a guarantee to lead the BSAA team to the ninth parallel universe..." Caroline smiled businesslike, "But the greater the ability and the higher the position, the greater the responsibility."

"Have you forgotten that I'm only a Level 7 agent?"

"What's the point of pretending you're not the emperor of the American General Administration at this time?"

Max interjected with a remark that made Li Chengfeng's attempt to slack off come to naught.

"Then why would I need to go by myself? Why would I need the BSAA team?"

"But you're not going to be there every day ... and the FBI field agents need to learn to handle these new operations."

"...Forget it, let the BSAA team assemble." Li Chengfeng shrugged, then looked at Max, "Max, keep an eye on the child. Winder needs to drink milk powder at 43.5 degrees. Bart doesn't have any requirements for the temperature, but you have to play the Batman early childhood education film for him... I'll send it to you later. This is recorded by Bruce Wayne himself."

"Wow, Bruce Wayne...are those abs showing?"

"Have."

Chapter 813 "Hulk... is hungry"

Washington, on the main road leading to the Three Flying Ornaments.

Leon rode his motorcycle through the traffic.

Then a familiar female voice came from the communicator.

"Hey, Leon, can you hear me?"

“Of course, Claire, did you miss me?” Leon answered while subconsciously slowing down the car, “How come you have time to contact me today?”

"Um, have you not checked your notifications yet?"

"I'm on my way to the headquarters. I'm bored today, so I decided to spend the day in the gym at the headquarters... Could something have happened?"

"If nothing unexpected happens, we should meet at the headquarters." Claire's voice sounded again in the communicator, with a hint of excitement in her voice, "The Ministry of Internal Affairs has assigned a task to our entire team... The leader this time is Agent Li Chengfeng."

"plum……"

Leon was stunned, and instantly a chill ran through his body.

Li Chengfeng leads the team! ?

Oh shit, is the world going to be destroyed again?

Can the BSAA's small body handle it?

"Okay, I'm going to hang up first. Please be safe on the road."

After that, Claire's voice disappeared.

Just when some doubts were rising in Leon's heart...someone else's voice came from the communicator.

"Pfft, are they flirting openly like this? Should we remind them that this is in the public team channel?"

"Jill, I don't think it's a big deal... After all, I don't want the Redfield family to disappear like a damp firecracker on New Year's Eve... And Leon is a suitable candidate."

"Ugh! Chris! You just sounded like a hopeless pervert!"

"Haven't you gotten used to this yet, Rebecca? I thought it was a fact universally acknowledged."

"Ethan! You still have the time to chat here! My daughter is crying again!"

"Mia, I'll be right there... Wow, little princess, what are you going to do if you leave your parents?"

Leon had a sullen face and indifferently turned off the communicator.

Too... Damn it!

The words I used to flirt with my teammates were actually heard by the entire team...

And the most annoying thing is that Chris doesn't seem to care at all. I even have the illusion that I want to catch him and mate with Claire immediately...

And the scariest thing is...

This may not be an illusion.

Under this terrible speculation, Leon suddenly stepped on the accelerator and began to drive at high speed in the city.

Although Leon possesses the rule-level vehicle killer attribute...but this attribute always seems to take effect at critical moments.

Apart from this minor shortcoming, Lyon's driving skills are top-notch even among racing drivers.

The flashy red Ducati drew a streak of red light in the traffic.

It didn't take long before they arrived downstairs at San Fei Shi.

After parking his motorcycle in the parking lot of Sanfei Jewelry, he ran into the building and pressed the button to go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

During this time, he did not forget to look at himself in the mirror-like elevator door and combed his showy side-parted hair.

"Leon S. Kennedy, you look so handsome today."

After muttering to himself, the elevator made a ding sound and the door opened.

Leon stepped out.

Five seconds later, Friday's voice was heard in the elevator.

"Ugh, even though he's a big-breasted handsome guy, he's a bit low-brow."

……

Leon pushed open the door of the Internal Affairs Department and found that he was the last BSAA team member to arrive here.

After two awkward dry coughs, he put on a sanctimonious expression and stood beside Claire.

Pretend that you didn't experience the social death moment in the communicator just now.

At this time, Ethan and Mia were pushing the stroller over and handing it to Caroline.

"Honestly, sir." Max held Winder and Bart under his terrifying thunderbolt and complained, "I feel like the Ministry of Internal Affairs is about to become a kindergarten for internal use."

"You will be free soon... The FBI kindergarten was established some time ago by Bai Yadan... I mean, Professor X." Li Chengfeng said with a smile, "But considering that you two sisters are gifted... you probably won't be able to escape by then."

"I'm here to build a career! Not to see children!"

"You just told me you were going to start a reverse harem of muscle men!"

"This is part of building a career! Don't you stinky men want to start a harem? Oh, yes, you already have one."

"Stop it!" Li Chengfeng's tiger eyes shed tears of humiliation, "Harem bullshit! It's obvious that I'm being shared by three women!"