Open the door...
Then we saw the Primarchs being beaten to a pulp by Harley Quinn.
Especially the bald ones among the Primarchs.
There were pieces of paper stuck all over his head.
God shows mercy!
Seventeenth Prince Luojia looks like he is about to break!
"Little lunatic...what are you doing..."
"Huh? Pudding, you're back?" Harley Quinn tilted her head to look at Li Chengfeng, then her eyes lit up, she did a backflip and stood up, then rushed in front of Li Chengfeng, and with a facial cleanser she silenced Li Chengfeng's next words.
After a while, Harley Quinn let go of Li Chengfeng's head.
Then she held his face and looked at him with a smile.
"Huh! Isn't this a bit too enthusiastic?" Li Chengfeng put his arm around Harley Quinn's waist and looked down into the little lunatic's eyes. "What good thing happened?"
"Huh? How do you know it's a good thing?"
"Although you always tell everything as a joke... but judging from your eagerness to try, this must be the happiest thing for you during this period of time." Li Chengfeng glanced at the burned Primarchs, "Otherwise, the fate of these stupid guys will definitely not be as simple as playing mahjong and getting a note on their face... They will probably have to use their pants to pay off their debts, and they are not allowed to win..."
“Hahaha! Pudding, you really understand me! I just asked them where you went, but they didn’t tell me!” Harley Quinn pointed at the eldest brother Ryan Johnson, smiling, “Especially Little Lion, he actually tried to fool me! I’m the best psychologist and the most mentally ill person in the FBI!”
Li Chengfeng looked at the eldest prince with pity.
The lion king was seen hugging his knees with his hands, facing the corner, and was in a stage of doubting his life.
Li Chengfeng curled his lips...there was nothing he could do.
In a sense, Harley Quinn is also a protagonist-level existence in the main universe... Although her power may not be as strong as Hela, sometimes she is a completely unreasonable existence.
As for “I’m thinking”…even if Brother Go and Brother Mao come, they will have to call Harley “Big Sister”.
"Little lunatic, what on earth are you so happy about?"
“I won the first game!”
Harley Quinn's nonsensical words made Li Chengfeng a little confused.
"What first game?"
"Of course it's the right to use Pudding for the next half month!"
Harley Quinn said proudly:
"I won this from Hela and Aida with my own hands, witnessed by Ms. Papetua!"
"hiss!"
Li Chengfeng subconsciously supported his lower back.
but……
If only the little lunatic was alone...
He should be able to handle it, right?
Li Chengfeng was thinking this without noticing that Huang Pizi behind him gave a sly smile.
Chapter 856 Sweating profusely Li Chengfeng
"No, no! I can't take it anymore, you little lunatic."
"Huh? We've only just started now."
"In this kind of situation, will it be useful to only ask Harley Quinn for mercy?"
"Fuck! Neos, are you sick? What are you doing getting involved all of a sudden?"
"You're in bad luck."
In Neos's low-key and luxurious bedroom, Li Chengfeng was sweating profusely, being pressed down by Harley Quinn and Huang Pizi...
Do push-ups with all your might!
"It's already ridiculous to ask me to suppress all my powers! Now I'm asking my mother to find a way to suppress my physical fitness to my most original state! Bullying people is fun, right?"
Li Chengfeng was panting. Since he traveled through time, except for being forcibly possessed by three tigresses, he had never been so tired!
Harley Quinn is truly the most senior mental patient in the FBI.
Even Li Chengfeng now often fails to catch up with her jumping train of thought.
"Ahahaha! This is where the fun is, Pudding!" Harley Quinn sat on Li Chengfeng's shoulders, laughing so hard that she looked like she was about to fall down at any moment, but she always maintained her balance. "This way, won't you be able to feel the happiness of ordinary people more?"
"What ordinary person can do 2,000 push-ups while carrying two women on his back?!" Li Chengfeng relaxed and lay down on the stall whose one square meter was enough to buy half a house in Washington. "Besides, I'm so tired, and you say this is happiness?"
"Hey? Pudding, don't you have some M tendencies?"
"...It's obviously you three who are too S, okay!?"
Li Chengfeng let out a long sigh.
After restraining his own power, Harley Quinn relied on her mother's bloodline to suppress and temporarily initialize his power...
Of course, all this happened under the premise that Li Chengfeng was willing to cooperate.
Then I was pulled into the house by two women and made to do more than 2,000 push-ups like a machine.
God have mercy on them! The quality of these two people is not that of ordinary women!
But after being completely exhausted, Li Chengfeng not only did not feel any pain, but instead felt a tingling pleasure from the deepest part of his body.
... Could it be that I am really an M? In pain and happiness?
Li Chengfeng rolled to the side, breaking away from the elastic and plump suppression of Harley Quinn and Huang Pizi, then jumped up and stood up.
The sweat from his body left a human figure on the carpet.
"Huh! I haven't sweated so freely since I became a six-dimensional creature." Li Chengfeng wiped the remaining sweat from his forehead. "So why do you suddenly want to do this? Is it because a man with weaknesses makes you particularly eager to possess him?"
"Wow, sometimes you are really narcissistic, Pudding." Harley Quinn hung her hands on Li Chengfeng's neck and laughed, "But it's true, a pudding with flesh and blood and weaknesses is much more interesting than that invincible six-dimensional creature."
"I don't think so." Huang Pizi sat on the sofa next to him, his long legs crossed, his white silk inevitably stained with Li Chengfeng's sweat, becoming translucent. "Being invincible also means absolute safety... As a leader, safety is sometimes more important than progress."
"Uh, why did we suddenly turn to such a serious topic?" Harley Quinn tilted her head and looked at Huang Pizi. "Yeah, I wanted to ask just now... In such an intimate relationship between us... how did a sneaky cat like you get involved!?"
"Cat?" Huang Pizi smiled slightly, "I prefer others to call me a she-wolf..."
"Wow, you're not trying to hide your cheating at all."
"Getting Li Chengfeng... is the only way for me to become a perfect mother." Huang Pizi showed a hint of smile at the corner of his mouth, just like when he was preparing to retake Holy Terra during the war between warlords. "Even if my opponent is the goddess of desire and death, the witch of jealousy, and the clown of crazy disorder, I will not give up."
"The Clown of Crazy Chaos? EMMMMM...Since you named me so cool, I can reluctantly acknowledge you as my rival."
Harley Quinn touched her chin, and then considered carving the name directly on the adamantium baseball bat in the High Gothic language she had just learned from the Primarchs.
In fact, Harley Quinn’s desire for Li Chengfeng alone is not as strong as imagined... at least she has long accepted sharing Li Chengfeng with Hela and Aida.
But the emperor's skin...
She still has to prove herself.
Just as Li Chengfeng was gasping for breath to recover his strength, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Then came the questioning voice: "Well, mother, are you done? Can I come in now?"
"Come in, Robert, my child," the Emperor replied in a loud voice.
Then, the door was slowly pushed open, and the Thirteenth Prince, Robert Guilliman, the Lord of the Limits, wearing a sapphire blue T-shirt, walked in with one hand covering his eyes and groping with the other hand.
"Um, mother, father, and Commander Harley Quinn, I hope you have put on clothes or covered your bodies with something..."
"We are not savages. We are just watching me do push-ups. Why do we have to take off our clothes?" Li Chengfeng stepped forward and pushed away Guilliman's big hands that were covering his face. "Old Thirteen... your thoughts are not pure anymore."
"The most impure person should be my dear brother Lionel Jonson... or he told me what the mating behavior between males and females is..."
“Stop, stop, stop!” Li Chengfeng directly covered Guilliman’s mouth. “Didn’t you receive the most rigorous and top-level education in Ultramar?”
"But those educations were entirely based on politics, combat, commanding troops, art, and etiquette..."
"Tsk, it seems that the popularization of reasonable and correct sex education is extremely important for the entire human empire that has moved to the multiverse... especially for those Astartes who were originally castrated of some of their emotions!" Li Chengfeng turned around and sat next to Huang Pizi. "By the way, how is the research on the normalization surgery for the Astartes' body shape going?"
"I am here to report these things to my mother and husband..." Guilliman saw that there were indeed no residual images in the bedroom that were not suitable for children, so he relaxed a lot. "This report will be divided into three parts."
"The first part is about the results of the Astartes' surgery to normalize their body shape, and the preliminary plan for the entire Astartes army to settle on Terra... I mean, on Earth."
"Part Two, about the Necrons' physical creation and soul-bridging surgery."
"The third part is about the shared achievements of the Eldar Webway technology... and the price of using it."
Chapter 857: Are all the anime race MODs available?
After listening to Guilliman's basic report, Li Chengfeng couldn't help but nodded.
It is truly worthy of being the empire's government affairs processing machine!
Take care of both big and small things!
With this amount of work, it is fortunate that we have come to Li Chengfeng's multiverse. If we were still in the original cesspool universe, Guilliman would have to devote himself to the work until his death.
"We have plenty of time, Guilliman. These things are very important. Please explain them one by one in detail." Huangpizi crossed his legs, folded his hands on his knees, and his face was full of love. "This is the first time I have seen you work with my own eyes... You are really a good child who makes your mother proud."
Guilliman blushed slightly.
Being suddenly praised in such straightforward terms by this mother who had never known what praise and admiration were, the Lord of Limits still felt shy, even though he was the most normal, least twisted, and most ambitious of all the Primarchs.
However, this state did not last long.
The humanoid government affairs processing machine quickly adjusted its status and began to report the specific situation.
However, the tone of voice was steady but slightly upturned throughout the whole process...
I can't describe it any further, or some mother-loving bald guy will sense it and start burning the galaxy.
When Guilliman entered the business state, it seemed that a vague position appeared beside him. Even the multiverse-level mental patient Harley Quinn calmed down a little. She just moved closer to Li Chengfeng, smelling the smell of Li Chengfeng's sweat mixed with shower gel, while leaning on the armrest and supporting her chin.
It seemed as if he was ready to listen.
"First, the first proposal is about the normalization surgery of the Astartes' bodies..."
"Through a multi-faceted collaboration, combining the Thunder Warrior Transformation Surgery, the Custodes Transformation Surgery, the Super Soldier Serum, the Red Room Spy Transformation Surgery, the Claw Transformation Surgery, research into Asgardian physique characteristics, and Necrons body transformation... we ultimately successfully developed the Astartes Body Normalization Surgery. This can significantly reduce the Astartes' height to between 1.85 and 2 meters without weakening their strength. Instead, it will make them even more powerful... and their stability has reached unprecedented levels."
"Although the name of the operation is 'normalization of body shape', it will actually cover the super evolution of all Astartes Legions."
"The first legions to undergo surgery are tentatively the 13th Legion Ultramarines, the 16th Legion Luna Wolves, and the 20th Legion Alpharius..."
"After the first batch of legions undergoing surgery are successfully transformed, the next step of the 'All-Army Settlement on Earth' plan will also be launched... The World Federation will do its utmost to help the Astartes integrate into the world and allow them to settle wherever they want... The specific method of naturalization will be determined according to the customs of the local FBI."
"In addition to doing stable civilian work in the local area, the Astartes must also serve as registered personnel of the regional FBI and provide support and assistance to the FBI's operations when necessary. This is the final condition proposed by the World Federation, and the Primarchs also passed it unanimously through a vote..."
"But the main task of the Astartes Legion is to monitor the activity of the Warp around the world... Although the nature of the Warp has basically reached neutrality, the negative part has not disappeared, so the previous erosion may still appear in the multiverse... And the Prime Universe, as the center of the multiverse, naturally bears the most fluctuations in the Warp."
"In summary, the plan for the Astartes Legion to settle on Earth is definitely a win-win situation for both parties... In fact, the World Federation is the one that benefits the most."
Li Chengfeng listened to Guilliman's narration and nodded.
This matter has already been decided, and now it just depends on whether the Astartes can quickly and smoothly integrate into the Earth's environment.
...Based on his own perspective, Li Chengfeng is definitely not worried.
After all, the Earth in the main universe is definitely a big stage where all kinds of monsters and demons run rampant. Adding millions of tall and strong men is not a small matter, but it is not a big matter either.
After Guilliman finished speaking, he also summarized the expected increase in Astartes' combat effectiveness after undergoing surgery.
The combat power of the Astartes after the normal transformation of their bodies is far stronger than the Primaris surgery that Guilliman and Doraemon rubbed out from their crotches in the original universe...
Even before using the rebuilt standard Astartes weapons, the average level has reached the level of a second-tier superhero.
And those individuals with more bugs are even targeting the strength of the first-line heroes.
This is of course also due to the increase in the Primarch's value caused by the expansion of the subspace value, and the value of the gene seed has also expanded a lot.
Li Chengfeng only breathed a sigh of relief now...
This is what it feels like to arm the entire earth to the teeth!
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