The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"See you later, my pudding."

Shit, not only did his insanity not get cured, but he also became a transference!

Although he had already anticipated this when he persuaded Harley Quinn to shoot.

After the two left, Li Chengfeng wiped his sweat, turned around and saw Black Braised Egg sighing and almost laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing laughing?"

"Every family has its own problems. It's not easy to be a father."

"Instead of teasing your boss, why don't you just report on your work?"

"Speaking of work, I really need to have a good talk with you." Li Chengfeng smiled and moved closer to Hei Lu Dan, whispering, "How many people like Stark do you know, or how much do you know about them?"

Although it's a bit rude, he has to acquire stronger abilities.

Now that we have the Dionysus factor, we cannot stand still.

"This is not something a Level 7 agent should know."

"If you really want me to get this done, throw aside the separation management routine of our America headquarters. I am not here to serve you step by step, and you don't need a team that abides by the rules. Otherwise, the first member will be a patient in Arkham Asylum?"

"I'm sure I'm not wrong. You should have done this by nature." Hei Lue nodded, "I'll hand over my permission code to you later, now you can leave, agent."

"Okay, okay, then you can just stay here and be sad." Halfway through the walk, Li Chengfeng suddenly turned around and asked, "What exactly does Harley Quinn mean to you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Heiludan glared at him fiercely, with two big words clearly written in his cold eye.

"Don't ask."

Li Chengfeng shrugged, turned and left the strategic analysis room.

Only Hei Ludan was staying for a long time and suddenly muttered to himself:

"Harley Quinn is the closest thing to a daughter I have ever had in my life."

Chapter 10: Strange Cohabitation

The mental evaluation of Harley Quinn took quite a long time. After all, she was a model graduate of Arkham, a place full of talented people.

The final identification result is...

Totally normal.

"You Americans have a very all-encompassing definition of 'normal'." Li Chengfeng held the FBI's report in his hand and looked at Ada Wong with a fake smile, "If Harley Quinn hadn't been standing in front of me, I might have believed it."

"Maybe it's just like what the director said, people who are too normal can't do our job."

"I really believed your lies!"

Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes, but it was not something he could not accept.

After all, in this world with countless supernatural and even extra-dimensional powers, superheroes, super villains, and everyone involved in these mysterious powers are more or less abnormal.

What? You have special powers but want to live a normal life?

The fact that you have such thoughts means that you are abnormal, right?

Normal people should live a normal life.

Special people also have the life they deserve.

Do not interfere with each other.

“Only an idiot would care about a ridiculous conclusion written on a piece of paper.” Harley Quinn stretched and jumped down from the comfortable sofa bed in the mental clinic. “I really miss this kind of place. I used to sit opposite, wearing flesh-colored stockings, crossing my legs sexy, to control other people’s thoughts…”

"Talk about flesh-colored stockings... No way! The moment you said the word 'control the mind', your psychiatrist license should be revoked!" Li Chengfeng wiped the sweat off his forehead, glanced at the terminal, and found that it was already ten minutes past the end of the workday. He turned around and left without any reluctance, "It's time to get off work! See you two beauties tomorrow."

Having said that, Li Chengfeng hurriedly walked out of the medical department's door and quickly got into the elevator.

When he turned around, he saw Harley Quinn and Ada Wong following him closely.

"Uh, why are you following me?"

"Oh~ Pudding, you are my direct supervisor now, and you are also my temporary guardian appointed by the director, so who else can I follow if not you? Besides...does the FBI seem to have single dormitories for its employees? And do I, a mental patient who has just been discharged from the hospital, seem to have a place to live? Since you brought me back, you must take responsibility."

Harley Quinn said this with confidence, but this is indeed the situation.

"What about you?" Li Chengfeng turned around and asked Ada Wang again, "She is a mental patient with no social resources, but you are a Level 4 agent of the FBI. After this incident, you should be promoted to Level 5. The salary and benefits should be good, right?"

"Dear Captain, first of all, I also want to get off work. Of course, I have to take the elevator to leave this building." Ada Wang threw a moist little wink at Li Chengfeng, and the tail of her narrow eyes turned slightly red. "Secondly, my house has been renovated recently. I have been staying in a nearby hotel for the past few days. How can I let go of the free accommodation now? The salary of an agent is not enough for me to squander in the hotel every day."

"Are you so sure that my house can accommodate three people?"

"It's okay. The three of us can squeeze together. How about you sleep in the middle?" Ada Wong teased again, and covered Harley Quinn's mouth as she was about to say something weird. "Just kidding. Everything you have in America was handled by Director Fury. Of course I know you live in a 400-square-meter flat."

"Fuck! You want to hit me, right?"

"I can't help it. I've recently fallen in love with a multifunctional grappling gun made by Stark Company. I have to save up money to buy it... By the way, Captain, didn't you have a good chat with Tony Stark? Can you help me get a discount?"

"Your comments about salary and benefits have completely reduced the status of FBI agents to the level of street police officers."

……

Li Chengfeng finally compromised and walked towards home with the two ladies with completely different styles.

Along the way, he kept observing the Washington, D.C. of this hybrid universe. All he could say was that America...

That's it.

Apart from the fact that the streets are filled with people of different skin colors, it's no different from the Republic.

There were also drunkards lying on the roadside flower beds and vomiting, and there were also unlicensed vendors who quickly ran away when they saw the urban management pushing their snack carts.

After treating the two ladies to a surprisingly authentic hotpot on the way, Li Chengfeng finally felt like he was off work.

To be honest, a few hours ago he was confronting one of the most morbid and dangerous villains, but now he can happily eat some spicy food while watching Ada Wong, who can't eat spicy food, keep sticking out her flexible little tongue.

I also went to the mall and bought a large number of daily necessities.

In fact, no matter in his past life or this life, he is a pure bachelor, and he only has a pair of slippers and a set of dishes and chopsticks in his 400-square-meter apartment.

We can't let the two ladies stay at home wearing old clothes or just being naked, right?

Even if he is happy, the other two may not be happy!

Especially Ada Wong. Although she seems to be good at flirting, except for a few deliberate actions, she always covers her neckline and subconsciously maintains social distance.

This woman's sense of proportion is damn fascinating.

"That being said, what's going on with you two?"

Li Chengfeng was lying on the bed, his eyes wide open like bells, his hands folded on his chest and abdomen, looking like a mummy.

Because the joke Ada Wong made a few hundred words ago came true.

Now two ladies with completely different styles were lying on both sides of him.

Although his bed was big enough, some touching was inevitable.

"Oh~ Pudding, I'm a mental patient. Do you think you can let me be alone in an unfamiliar environment?"

"Sister, I saw you were quite happy in the ward of Arkham Asylum. You didn't have to worry about anything except eating, drinking and having fun. I want this kind of life!" Li Chengfeng complained, but he knew that he couldn't persuade this mentally ill person, so he turned to look at Ada Wong on the other side, "Sister Wang, what's wrong with you? Were you infected by Harley Quinn?"

"No, I made a mistake." The mysterious and seductive beauty Ada Wang showed an extremely rare annoyance. "When I ordered the furniture, I actually filled in the wrong quantity. How come I only ordered one bed!?"

"Then you go out and sleep on the couch?"

"You let a woman sleep on the couch!?"

"Then I'll go out and sleep on the couch?"

"A guest who is staying overnight lets the host sleep on the sofa!?"

"Then go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow..."

Chapter 11 Westchester County BOW Incident

The next morning, FBI headquarters.

Ingrid Hannigan was waiting in the hall for Li Chengfeng and others to arrive.

Starting today, the Star Team has its own exclusive office location.

Yes, the office location.

Don’t think that the job of an FBI agent is to fight crime all over the country. The clerical work they have to do is no less than that of an ordinary police station, and may even be more.

The truth of some events is not suitable for the vast majority of ordinary people to know, so it is necessary to write multiple different task logs, one true and one false or even one true and multiple false.

Many agents who have just joined the FBI may feel frustrated about the job for this reason.

Therefore, over the years, the retention rate of newly recruited agents has been less than 40%, and more than half of them leave for this reason.

It was not until nine o'clock in the morning that Li Chengfeng and the two royal sisters Ada Wong and Harley Quinn finally arrived.

"Agent Ingrid? Why are you standing in the lobby? Have you been transferred to the first floor to be the front desk receptionist?"

Agent Li Chengfeng's mouth!

A vein on Ingrid Hannigan's forehead bulged slightly, representing anger, but she still maintained a decent smile on her face.

"Because the director has arranged a new office location for the Star Team, I am here to greet you all."

"New office location? Then let's go."

Li Chengfeng nodded, followed Ingrid Hannigan into the elevator, and watched her press the button for the 32nd floor.

"Why did you come here together? Did you meet on the way?"

"Haha, Ingrid, you have no idea what I went through last night." Li Chengfeng sneered, "These two women don't want me to sleep at all!"

As soon as the voice fell, the two queens coughed twice in embarrassment, but immediately began to explain with a normal expression.

"Don't blame me, Li Chengfeng. You know me. I'm an elite field agent. It's normal for me to have some muscle memory for emergency reflexes."

"Don't blame me. Li Chengfeng, you know me well. I'm an elite mental patient. It's normal for my body and mind to be out of control."

Awesome, otherwise I could be a bad woman. It highlights that as long as I am thick-skinned enough, I can pretend that nothing happened.

"Oh... Ingrid, you judge the captain. There is no such person in the world...what are you doing!"

"Write a report letter to the Ministry of Internal Affairs. The captain and members of the Star Team gathered for sex on the first day of their formation... mmmmmm."

Harley Quinn put her hands out to block the surveillance camera.

King Ada covered Ingrid's mouth and blocked her from saying that outrageous word.

Li Chengfeng was quick to take Ingrid's personal terminal and withdraw the message.

"call."

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

It would be extremely embarrassing if I was reported due to misunderstanding on my first day at work.

"Listen carefully Ingrid, even though those two women have serious problems with their language expression, your ability to understand is also quite distorted!"

"Last night, I, a good man, took in two homeless women. There was only one bed in my house, and I was forced to sleep in the same bed by the two women. Then, due to muscle reflex, we hit each other several times. As a result, my whole body was in pain and I barely fell asleep until around five in the morning. Do you understand?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

"Let go, Ada."

King Ada readily let go of the hand that was covering Ingrid's mouth.

"You are very skilled at covering the surveillance camera."

"You're not bad either. You knew to cover Ingrid's mouth the first time."

"Hey, isn't this just some experience gained from covering your mouth?"

The two royal sisters praised each other for a few words, and there was actually a hint of mutual admiration in their eyes.

Just then, the elevator stopped and the door slowly opened.

We have arrived at the 32nd floor.

"The Director has specially approved that the 32nd floor of the headquarters, except for Director Nick Fury's office, will become the exclusive office location of the Star Squad."