I'm here to form a band, what do you want to do!

I'm here to form a band, what do you want to do!

【Four knives and six holes, death with eyes wide open】

[Scuba diving in Tokyo Bay, bungee jumping at Mount Fuji]

[Exposing chat records in public, ruining reputation, living a life worse than death]

[He fell from the rooftop and died miserably with the reputation of a scumbag]

"Is this a dating simulator?"

I think I am

"Then why do I die every time?"

【Can't you just conquer one character? 】

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Tokyo and playing a dating simulation.

But the speed of obtaining rewards through individual simulations is too slow. In what Ito Rin calls an efficient simulation process, the heroine is no longer limited to one person.

Ichichi Hongxia: "Sister, how could it be..."

Yamada Ryo: “I see.”

Nagasaki Suyo: "Can we be lovers for life?"

Toyokawa Shoko: "Go to hell, scumbag!"

Isn't it just stepping on a few more boats? How can this be called trash?

Volume 1: Chapter 1 Is this a serious system?

Shimokitazawa, Tokyo.

Ito Rin stared at the blackboard intently, finding the formula she needed in the math teacher's bold calligraphy, and instinctively recorded it with the pen in her hand.

Although she is only in the first year of high school, Ito Rin, who is sure that she cannot afford the tuition for cram school, has regarded every day of the next three years as crucial and is determined not to waste any time.

It's not that he wants to roll, but he has to roll...

【Didi Didi】

'roll. ’

【Didi Didi】

"I told you to get out, don't you understand what I'm saying? Gun!"

【Didi Didi】

Question: What should I do with a cat station system that is useless but likes to show off its presence?

Waiting online, very anxious.

He was clearly a reborn being, and possessed a standard system, so he should have been enjoying a life as perfect and youthful as cherry blossoms.

As a result, this cat bed system is a fighter jet among useless materials. It has been loaded for sixteen years and it only makes a beeping sound. Although the frequency is not high, it sounds annoying.

"Ding ding ding, were you a pager in your previous life? You've been beeping for sixteen years, aren't you annoyed?"

'Sixteen years, sixteen years.'

'You know how I spent my time?'

"From hope to despair, how can I make up for the psychological trauma you have caused me!"

"I'm definitely the most miserable time traveler in the world. I'm forced to use all my past life's skills just to survive in this cold and ruthless Tokyo."

【Didi Didi】

"I am going to kill you!"

Listening to this reminder that was repeated countless times, Ito Rin's expression was filled with despair, and in the quiet classroom, he let out his own roar.

"Mr. Ito?" The math teacher at the podium adjusted his glasses and looked at the shouting Ito Rin with displeasure.

【Didi Didi】

【System testing】

[Love Simulator...]

[Loading completed, welcome host, wish you a happy game]

The dripping sound in my ears disappeared, and a bright blue light screen appeared in front of my eyes.

The math teacher on the stage asked him to stand in front of the door and calm down. Ito Rin put down his pen and walked out in silence.

In the deserted corridor, cheers could be heard from the distant playground. Ito Rin, who appeared calm on the surface but was in tears, sighed that the broken system had finally been loaded.

It’s not that he can’t live without the system, but since he was given the system, it’s too much if he can’t use it.

Either there is no software, or just let him use it openly. Why is it stuck on the loading screen?

It's like Deep Blue. I can say I don't rely on you, but when I need to add some points, you can't let me down.

"System, let me see your strength!"

【…】

【Host welcome to use the love simulator】

"Hmm, it looks like a simulation system that uses romance to gain rewards."

【Newbie gift pack is being drawn】

[You have obtained a passive skill: A man who does not play by the rules]

[In simulation options, you can generate new options independently, and the rewards and penalties are unknown.]

'? ? ? '

"You've changed, and that sounds pretty strong."

We are on the same side.

"Get lost, who are you on? "

[First simulation subject selection in progress. Reminder: All simulated characters are residents of this world...]

"Wait, is this simulator of yours serious or not?"

You can question ability, but don’t doubt character.

After doubting everything, you learned how to use this talent.

[You gain a passive skill: Deceiver]

'? ? ? '

"I'm not lying, is your simulator serious or not?"

"Could it be one of those Shura Field Makers that's disguised as a simulator, but actually awakens the other person's memories afterward?"

Absolutely not

This decisive answer made Ito Rin feel a little relieved.

[Simulated subject has been anchored, target name 'Ichichi Hongxia']

[Target Information: Ijichi Hongka, Age 16, Current Status: A Chance Encounter]

[Number of simulations remaining: 1]

[Do you want to turn on the simulation? ]

Can I still choose no at this time?

Go ahead.

'Open'

[Simulation officially begins]

[Number of simulations - 1, the current remaining number is 0]

[The number of simulations can be increased through simulation settlement rewards, and will also be restored naturally over time]

You are reborn.

Born in a remote village in a parallel world of Japan, I was basically cut off from modern society. I felt that life had lost hope and I didn't know what to do in the future.

[But you are lucky, you are quite smart, and through hard work, you were able to come from the countryside to study in Tokyo!]

How dare you say that!

If your system wasn't such a useless thing, would I have to work so hard?

You work very hard

You work very hard

You work very hard

Do I need to repeat the important things three times? I already know that I have worked hard enough, so there is no need to emphasize it again.

【Finally, the most reliable system comes to you! 】

……

So you were waiting here?

[Tip: Insufficient authority, this simulation will be in the form of text simulation. ]

Ito Rin suddenly realized that this was just the prelude.

In March in Tokyo, you found a new job in Shimokitazawa.

Alas, life is not easy.

[You are surprised to find that the store manager here is actually a character from an anime]

"I'm supposed to be the hero, but I'm so unlucky to have to deal with your system."

【…】

[In this first year of your arrival, you have awakened your system and decided that you can no longer live in mediocrity. A true man born in heaven and earth cannot remain depressed and inferior to others for long!]

What's going on with the atmosphere suddenly getting so intense? Don't add to my drama without my permission.

[You have set your sights on the heroine, Ijichi Nijika, a beautiful girl from the same school who is also the store manager's sister]

Stop talking nonsense, I'm not familiar with her at all.

Unfortunately, even though you're classmates and work together, as a test-taker, your conversations with girls are often limited to academic performance.

[As you repeatedly boasted about your grades at Todai University, the store manager, a maniac who dotes on his sister, decided to fire you for the sake of his sister's mental health. You are now unemployed.]

He deserves it, he really doesn't deserve any sympathy!

Wait, the unlucky guy who lost his job is himself.

How can it be repaired?

[But it doesn't matter, how can this stop you from pursuing beautiful girls! ]

The unique drive of a straight man like you showed itself in you. During your third-year exams, you confessed your feelings to your senior, Ichichi Kouka, on the playground in front of the entire school.

[As you're immersed in this lively atmosphere, the aggressive blue-haired man comes over and beats you up.]

Ijichi Hongka's affection for you plummeted to the bottom. After graduation, she chose to leave Tokyo. From then on, you never saw her again...

[End of simulation]

[This simulation score: D]

【模

Settlement: You gain a new skill - The Art of Speaking (Intermediate)]

[The Art of Speaking (Intermediate): It may seem insignificant, but it is indeed a skill. Once you have this skill, your words will touch the hearts of others.]