The Heroine Mountain! The Beautiful Man of Lanling!

The Heroine Mountain! The Beautiful Man of Lanling!

Author: Scholar Jingtingshan

Summary:

Gao Su, an ordinary "male succubus", originally wanted to spend his life in a muddle, staying at home playing games every day and barely making ends meet by PUAing rich women.

But he never imagined that one day he would become the "reincarnation of Lanling King" in the late Northern Song Dynasty, the only man in a world full of women, and their human-shaped self-walking "Mother and Child River" - the god of fertility!

What is even more unexpected is that he would also be troubled by the palace fight between Wu Zetian and Lu Zhi, anxious about the competition for favor between Lu Fengxian and Lu Lingqi, worried about the grievances between Lin Yanjun and Gao Yue, and worried about whether to adopt Zhao Min's strategy or Huang Rong's strategy.

I, Gao Yanei, will see how I can pacify this chaotic era of the Song Dynasty!

Reading Guidelines

1. This article contains a significant amount of feminization. While this isn't a gender reassignment, it's a feminization of the womb, soul, and name. Those who find this uncomfortable should read with caution.

2. Aside from the background introduction, no other men or male creatures other than the protagonist appear in this story. The content primarily focuses on interactions between the protagonist and the heroine, or between the heroines themselves. However, yuri is strictly prohibited in this story, as yuri is considered a red flag for harem fiction, so readers who are keen on yuri should proceed with caution.

3. This article firmly implements the concept of qcqs, no thunder, no green, no death, no delivery, and no leakage, but because it is all women and there is a moderate amount of war description, some female passers-by will "return to the star" (this article's special way of death, which can be resurrected, refer to the "Shangying Tianxing" setting in Water Margin).

Heroine attribute settings, skill explanations, and combat settings

【Quality Grading】

UR (Mythical) > SSR (Legendary) > SR (Excellent) > R (Good) > N (Normal)

【Property setting introduction】

(The initial attributes of the heroes are over 100 because they are blessed by legends, opera stories, myths, etc., so they are set above 100 and capped at 120.

For example, Lü Fengxian (feminized Lü Bu) and Xiang Chuchu (feminized Xiang Yu) were initially set to have a force of 100. Therefore, the 99-90 force range of the heroes is too bloated and redundant. They must be increased to 100 or given unique skills to avoid being stereotyped.

Command: judged by his ability to command troops and control subordinates.

Affects the troops' attack power, defense power, morale, speed, duration of negative status, and probability of being immune to negative status.

Martial prowess: judged based on his martial arts skills, bravery and achievements.

Affects the damage rate of martial arts and physical skills, the success rate of duels, and the probability of blocking force damage.

Strategy: judged based on their ability to plan tactics and deploy strategies.

Affects the success rate of strategies, the success rate of strategies being implemented, strategy damage, and the defense of strategies being implemented.

Politics: Judged by their ability to influence the political situation and govern the people.

It affects the development speed of the internal affairs value of the internal affairs position held, the success rate of handling internal affairs events, the probability of negative events, and the effectiveness of policy implementation.

Charm: judged by appearance and personality charm.

It affects the speed of increase and decrease of interpersonal intimacy, the success rate of recruitment and winning over, the value of recruiting soldiers, and affects the loyalty of all subordinates when serving as a lord.

Personality: affects the release speed and special effects of strategies, combat skills, and martial arts, affects the duration, resistance probability, and special effects of negative states, affects the initial interpersonal intimacy, and the speed of rise and fall.

Giri: affects the rate of increase and decrease of intimacy and the probability of negative events.

【Special Status of Troops】

Cowardly: Unable to perform normal attacks

Hesitation: Unable to perform combat tactics

Chaos: Unable to perform normal attacks or cast tactics

Taunt: Normal attack, active tactics lock onto a target

Charm: The target of normal attacks and active tactics is likely to be a friendly force, and if the morale is low, the troops and women will have a chance to join the enemy.

Rout: Ignore physical defense and take physical damage each round

Panic: Ignore strategy defense and receive strategy damage every round

Burning: Take damage from strategy every round

Poisoned: Takes damage from strategy every round

Seriously injured: attribute reduction

Broken courage: weapon defense is reduced

Strategy defense is reduced

Insight: Ignore all negative effects

Initiative: Priority action each round

Combo: Two normal attacks per round

Continuous Battle: Each round, tactics are activated twice

High morale: Morale is locked at high, with a 50% chance to ignore negative effects, and gain damage boost based on leadership.

Avoid: Ignore the effects and damage of the next combat method

Bottom Strength: Each round, the recovery effect is obtained based on the lost physical strength and military strength.

Bloodbath: The more physical strength and military strength you lose, the higher your bravery value will be.

Hao Yi: When receiving damage, there is a chance to immediately take action again (normal attack and combat method release times are reset)

Bamboo Breaker: Immediately take action again after defeating the enemy (normal attack and tactics release times are reset)

Rejuvenation: Restore a certain amount of physical strength and military strength each round according to the strategy

King Kong: Only takes damage once per round, and the rest of the damage is ineffective.

Attack the heart: Each time you cause damage, you can inflict additional damage based on your charm, and absorb the physical strength and military strength of this damage value to restore yourself.

[Tactics Type Priority]

Passive tactics > Command tactics > Active tactics

The activation of passive tactics cannot be affected by any skills, even if it is controlled by a negative state or suffers from the "dispel buff effect" tactics, but it will not be affected by its own buff effects either.

The activation of command tactics cannot be affected by any skills, but the effects will be affected. For example, negative effects on the enemy will be immune or dispelled, and the damage caused will be reduced or avoided.

The activation of active skills will be affected at any time, especially active tactics that require a preparation round before activation, which will be interrupted or have damage reduced or become ineffective due to negative status.

【Battle Settings】

One round = one day

In each round, both the enemy and our side can take action, make normal attacks on each other once, and make judgments on the release of tactics and military strategies.

The order of initiative is determined by hidden speed attributes or skill effects.

Chapter 1: Master Lin's Clever Fight with Cai Yanei

1101 AD was the first year of Jianzhong Jingguo.

Zhao Ling, whose future temple name was Song Huizong, ascended the throne with the support of Empress Dowager Gao. After one year on the throne, he changed the reign title to "Jingzhong Jianguo".

He successively promoted the Empress Dowager's daughter Gao Yue to the position of Grand Marshal, appointed Cai Jing as Grand Tutor, transferred Tong Lan as a sacrificial official, and appointed Gao Yue's son Gao Su as Marquis of Lanling, thus starting his absurd ruling career.

Tokyo Bianliang, the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty.

The ancient city is bustling with activity, showing a thriving atmosphere. Red walls and green tiles are lined up on both sides of the road, the sounds of hawking from shops are heard one after another, and pedestrians and cars are passing by in a constant stream, jostling each other.

It was the time of continuous autumn rain, and pedestrians were all holding red or green oil-paper umbrellas.

But when I looked more closely, I found that all the pedestrians were pretty ladies, there was no man in the shops or restaurants, and the tailor shops only sold women's needlework and women's clothing.

This huge city of Bianliang is actually a "country of women"!

As the rain came suddenly, the women who went out without umbrellas rushed to find a place to shelter from the rain, causing the shops and pubs on the street to be crowded with women. Among them, there was a teahouse that seemed to be overcrowded.

This teahouse is called "Zilantang" and is owned by Gao Yanei Gao Su.

Zi Lan Hall is decorated with various exotic flowers and has a neat and simple decoration. It is a gathering place for scholars and elegant people.

At this time, on a platform in Zilan Hall, a young woman with delicate features, wearing a plain white dress and holding a folding fan was playing the role of a "storyteller".

In the corner of the platform, there was a purple-robed actor holding a pipa, playing the "Flying Snow and Jade Flower Song" written by Lanling Xianghou.

The storyteller opened her mouth slightly and said to the ladies in the room in a vivid voice:

"Dear guests, please sit down and enjoy your tea. In your spare time, you can also listen to my detailed narration of old stories. If I don't tell the story well, please bear with me."

"Five hundred years ago, during the Southern and Northern Dynasties, an epidemic ravaged the Shenzhou Continent. All men were stricken. Losing their fertility and libido, they also went insane and began slaughtering women."

"As the saying goes, 'In troubled times emerge heroes.' Coincidentally, at this time, Lanling Prince Gao Changgong of Northern Qi stepped forward to restore order for our suffering women. He killed the ruthless and cruel Emperor Gao Wei and ascended the throne, becoming Emperor Chengzu of Qi."

"Emperor Chengzu fought wars across the country, searching for a cure for the epidemic while saving the lives of our female compatriots. He ultimately pacified the country and ushered in a peaceful era."

"It's a pity, the plague is incurable. The men of China have all become heartless and merciless beasts, and have been killed or wounded. From this point on, China's vitality has been severely damaged, reproduction has been hindered, and the labor force has been completely lost."

"Just when we were in despair, Emperor Chengzu amended the laws and reformed the system, advocating martial arts and cultivating culture. He opened up the civil service to weapons and martial arts schools, changing the old culture of men being strong and women being weak, and creating the current flourishing martial arts world!

"He prayed to the heavens and ascended to heaven, becoming our 'God of Childbirth' and the husband of all the daughters in the world. He is worshipped to this day."

"Eighteen years ago, Taiwei Gao Yue gave birth to the only male child in five hundred years. He was named 'Gao Su', inheriting the names of the ancient Lanling King and Emperor Chengzu of Qi. He is known as 'the reincarnation of Lanling King'. This is truly a blessing for our Great Song Dynasty."

"Now, Gao Yanei (Gao Su) has grown up. The women have compared their dreams and confirmed that Gao Yanei is indeed 'Lanling King descended to earth.' If you don't believe it, you can pray for a child in your dreams and find out the truth."

"And recently, I heard that there's a chivalrous thief in Bianliang City called 'Ghost Face'. He's imitating the style of Lanling King and Emperor Chengzu of Qi in ancient times, wearing a mask and robbing the rich to help the poor..."

Just as the storyteller was about to continue telling the story of "Ghost Face", a sound of slamming the table suddenly came from the crowd of guests, accompanied by a fierce and disdainful female voice scolding:

"Nonsense! Gao Su is just a dandy who flaunts his appearance. How can he be compared to 'Prince Lanling'? And that 'Ghost Face' is also a petty thief. How can he be worthy of the prestige of a divine monarch?"

As soon as these words were spoken, all the women in Zi Lan Hall looked at him sideways.

I saw a fat woman with an unremarkable appearance, wearing a brocade jacket and skirt with a pink embroidery of a magpie climbing a plum tree, and a red brocade jacket and skirt of the same color. She was grinning and acting arrogantly.

"Huh? Isn't this the second young lady of the Xiangguo Mansion—Cai Tong?"

"Keep your voice down. I heard that the Cai family's proposal to the Gao family was rejected again. I guess this proposal is made for her. She is very angry now, so don't provoke her."

"Tsk~ Although her Cai family is favored by the emperor for their calligraphy and literary talent, and Prime Minister Cai even gave birth to Cai Yan, who was called 'the reincarnation of Wen Ji', it's nothing compared to the Gao family. After all, General Gao is the daughter of the Grand Empress Dowager, and in terms of wealth..."

"Shh... I told you to stop talking nonsense! Don't you know that the Gao family has been repeatedly suppressed since Gao Yanei was born? Everyone in the court is wary of Gao Yanei's reputation as the 'reincarnation of Lanling King', worried that he will 'usurp the country and change the dynasty'? Only this emperor, with the favor of the Grand Empress Dowager, has reinstated the Gao family's relatives..."

Just as the women were discussing and the storyteller was feeling uneasy, there was a sudden and violent sound of tea bowls hitting the table in a corner of Zi Lan Hall.

"Clang—"

"Silence! Since you have all come to this teahouse to avoid the rain and enjoy tea, why are you making so much noise... and disturbing your enjoyment?"

A clear yet gentle female voice came from the crowd.

The woman's face was as graceful and elegant as a cat's, yet sharp and heroic. She was tall, straight, and slender, with a wasp waist, round hips, and long, slender legs. Her aura was languid and cold, like a sword thrust deep into the frost on a cold night.

She wore a light blue top embroidered with plum blossoms, a white pleated skirt, and a white cloak with green plum blossom petals, which made her skin look even more translucent. She had a double bun on her head, with a green floral glaze hairpin with tiny diamond tassels in the middle.

It was the instructor of the 800,000 imperial guards, nicknamed "Cat Face" - Lin Yanjun!

Before the other girls could be surprised, Cai Tong narrowed his eyes and stood up, saying, "Hey~ Isn't this Instructor Lin? What? You want to stand up for Gao Yanei too? But why did I hear...that General Gao exiled your senior sister, Instructor Wang, as soon as he took office? Ha...what a joke!"

Hearing this, Lin Yanjun lowered her clear and cold eyes, which were as cold as a pond. Her long and curved eyelashes trembled slightly. Then she smiled and turned her head and replied:

"No, I was simply captivated by the story of Lanling Wang. I longed for his heroic deeds and didn't want to be bothered by mundane matters. If I have disturbed Miss Cai, I hope she will show some respect to Lanling Wang and forgive my offense. Please don't disturb the teahouse any further."

After saying that, Lin Yanjun stood up again, lifted her cloak, and bowed to Cai Tong from a distance.

Seeing that Lin Yanjun was respectful and polite, and also admired the name of Lanling King, the women all looked down on Cai Tong, who was causing trouble.

"This Miss Cai is so rude! How dare she disrespect Lanling Prince? I don't think she looks down on Gao Yanei at all, but on Lanling Prince!"

"That's right! We were all born thanks to Lanling Wang's gift of children. We are Lanling Wang's daughters. How dare she look down on our biological father!"

Cai Tong's face flushed red with anger as she heard the chatter in the teahouse. Her maid quickly stepped forward to console her, urging her not to act rashly in the heat of the moment.

Lin Yanjun sat down quietly while the other girls were indignant, looking at the scattered tea on the table with a sense of loss, and thought to herself.

I am Wang Jing's junior sister. I am not favored by General Gao, and now I have offended Prime Minister Cai's daughter. What should I do?

If Gao Yanei truly had the aura of a "reincarnated Lanling Prince," I'd be fine with this minor loss. But from what I've heard, Gao Yanei is clearly a wealthy dandy, and this teahouse "storyteller" is just his henchman, flaunting his fame...

Moreover, military men in the Song Dynasty have always been unwelcome. I used the name of Lanling Prince to temporarily avoid trouble today, but how can I rely on his reputation every day? What if Cai Tong reports me to Prime Minister Cai... the consequences will be unimaginable.

Ugh......

Lin Yanjun supported her hands on the table, her straight back bent a little because of the sigh in her heart, and she felt that a disaster was about to happen.

"Sir? This is the new tea you ordered. Please enjoy it."