"Don't look at me! Don't answer! Where's your big cock? Take it out! Hit them with it!"
Zhao Min didn't know how to describe it, so she could only say it bluntly with a blushing face.
Gao Su was stunned. He didn't turn his head, but a look of surprise appeared on his face. He lowered his head and glanced at his crotch.
What is Zhao Min talking about? You must be kidding!
......
But a military advisor is a military advisor after all, so what she said makes sense. If I take off my pants now, Lin Yanjun and Cai Yan will definitely panic, and then...
But why would there be such a weird and obscene idea! Has Zhao Min also learned bad things?
And I was just angry and scolding them, and now they want to take off their pants... Isn't this really perverted?
Gao Su was extremely conflicted, his face flushing unnaturally. While trying to persuade himself not to be indecisive, he raised his hand with difficulty and pressed the belt...
Sigh...Why are everything I encounter so strange...Is there no other way?
At this moment, Zhao Min noticed Gao Su's actions and guessed that he had misunderstood. Her pretty face flushed immediately and she scolded him: "What are you doing! I mean that cock...that...that...that...the one you held in your hand when we first met! That one...is very long!"
Gao Su was shocked and suddenly realized.
Fortunately, I hesitated just now, otherwise I would really become an exhibitionist.
But... that thing... is also embarrassing to take out...
Gao Su swallowed with a complicated expression, blinked, and decided to give it a try. It was better than taking off his pants.
So, he gritted his teeth and slowly reached for his lower back...
On the other side, Cai Yan and Lin Yanjun were looking at Gao Su with a confused look on his face, wondering what he was thinking.
Among them, although Cai Yan was a sweet talker, she was confused because Gao Su was furious just now, but suddenly became confused and blushed the next second.
So I can only guess that he has come up with some "bad idea", and I can't help but feel a little bit excited...
However...
Gao Su slowly came from behind...
He took out a 2.2-meter-long "super white jade big cock"!
The shaft of that "super big cock" is made of smooth white marble. It feels smooth and delicate to the touch and looks bright and clear. It is simply like a work of art!
The spear head was made of a rose red ruby cut into a diamond shape, emitting an attractive rose red luster as it turned, but the tip of the spear was inexplicably ground into a round shape, and a small hole was punched in the center of the round shape!
This shape made the two women who had seen Gao Su's penis stunned and their cheeks flushed!
Why has my husband's cock become so big... so long! No, no... why can he take his cock off and hold it in his hand!
Lin Yanjun held the snake spear in her smooth armpits, covered her hot cheeks with her hands, and thought to herself in shyness and surprise.
Husband...husband's gun...how come it looks exactly like a penis? It's just longer...the thickness is about the same...huh? There's still a slight difference...this gun doesn't feel like flesh...it must be made of white jade and gemstones...should I...destroy it for him?
Cai Yan's face flushed, her heart pounding. She felt that after destroying Gao Su's gun, she would definitely be severely punished! Thinking of this, her lower body itched and tingled, and she was eager to try... Her delicate hands touched the strings...
Gao Su held his "cock gun" with a sense of shame, and glanced at the two girls nervously, suspecting that they were calling him a pervert in their hearts.
Moreover, this gun was put into storage as soon as he took it out, and he still couldn't even remember how to use it or what its effects were.
But before he could figure out whether he should use it, how to use it, and who to give it to, he suddenly noticed Cai Yan plucking the strings of a zither out of the corner of his eye!
“Ding~~~~”
A wave of sound came roaring towards me as if it were real!
Gao Su was startled and hurriedly hugged the gun. At this moment, because the gun and his penis were too similar, he couldn't help but feel a sense of substitution, and began to imagine his penis being shattered by the sound waves, and suddenly his lower body was in a phantom pain.
So, in a moment of desperation, he suddenly realized that this gun required him to attach his penis to the gun in order to use it! And his penis happened to be blessed with the "Vajra Indestructible Iron Crotch Kung Fu", so it was impossible for Cai Yan to destroy it!
But he also forgot that this gun is of SSR quality and cannot be damaged by shock.
Gao Su quickly concentrated his mind on thinking of a way to possess the spirit. He rubbed, kneaded and knocked the gun anxiously, but still couldn't possess the spirit!
However, the sound wave was already right before his eyes! He couldn't afford to hesitate for a moment!
At this moment, Gao Su felt like his dick was about to break!
The inexplicable phantom pain turned into an intense tearing and burning sensation, climbing from the spine to the brain, and the pain made him pale!
He couldn't help but want to use the "clear distinction between up and down" method to hypnotize himself and forget the pain...
hiss...
Yup!
Should I try hypnotizing myself?
Even if it doesn't work, at least I won't have phantom pain from a broken gun!
Gao Su's intuition told him that this might really succeed.
So with the idea of giving it a try, Gao Su stared at the sound waves that were so close to him and used the self-hypnosis technique that he had mastered for five hundred years.
This is my dick... My dick is this gun... The gun is my dick... My dick is this long... 2.2 meters is my real length...
【Ding--】
[Possession Success]
[Detected that the "Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painting Spear" has been bound to the master's possession! The master can now control the possession with his mind at any time!]
[But be careful! The gun is an organ! It is not equipment! It is only used as equipment! The gun is equivalent to a chicken! The master does not have two chickens! The gun and the chicken cannot be used at the same time! The gun is equivalent to the master's chicken becoming detachable and extendable!]
[And! The gun is the chicken! The chicken is the gun! The chicken is there as long as the gun is there! If the gun dies, the chicken dies!]
A burst of system prompt sounds left Gao Su confused.
And at this moment, Gao Su felt his crotch from his legs... suddenly became empty!
And I also felt... there were two big hands squeezing my dick tightly!
Who is it! Who is pinching me! Let go!
Suddenly, the sound wave reached Gao Su's body and was offset by his protective Qi! But the "cock gun" in his hand was not spared!
"Clang——" The ruby tip of the white jade spear was scratched by the sharp sound waves, sparks flew, and it began to tremble slightly while emitting a deafening dragon roar.
"Hiss..." Gao Su took a breath and felt that his penis was not only being pinched, but also the glans was scratched by something. He shivered with pleasure.
At this moment, his attention suddenly turned to the gun, and he found that he was holding the gun tightly with both hands, and the gun tip was scratched by the sound waves and sparks flew...
Not only that! He also felt the gun in his hand... "come alive"!
The warm gun body was like finely carved and polished mutton-fat jade, smooth as oil to the touch, and you could faintly feel the pulse beating inside. It looked as hard as iron, but it had a slightly elastic and tender feeling when you pinched it.
The rose-red, round gun tip was trembling and rising slightly, looking soft, elastic, and smooth, as if blood was flowing inside. Moreover, the small hole in the gun tip... was slightly oozing a trace of crystal-clear, sticky liquid!
It's a bit like prostate fluid.
Because Gao Su smelled a familiar scent, it was the smell of his cock...
Gao Su's eyes gradually widened, and he felt something was wrong, so he quickly reached out to touch his crotch...
Huh? My dick is still there! What's going on...
Oh no... No! I'm touching the dick in my crotch, why don't I feel anything?
Gao Su patted his crotch and squeezed it with his legs, but found that his crotch always felt empty and he couldn't feel anything no matter how he patted it!
But he could always feel a hand squeezing his cock!
In panic, Gao Su glanced at the "cock gun", his expression gradually became complicated, and then he reached out... and flicked the tip of the gun!
"Hiss...Huh~"
A sensitive tingling sensation spreads to my mind!
At this moment, Gao Su finally understood that the touch on his cock had been completely transferred to the gun! And the gun was no longer made of white jade and ruby like before... but it was really made of flesh!
Gao Su felt somewhat fortunate that he had never used this gun before, because he had not yet mastered the "Vajra Indestructible Iron Crotch Skill" at that time.
If I use it...I'm afraid my crotch will be broken immediately!
In order to avoid any accidents, Gao Su decided to re-read the equipment information to prevent anything from going wrong with his dick.
【Red Moon Silver Candle Cold Painting Spear SSR】
[Description: The divine pillar is the shaft, the red stone is the tip! The divine lord's spear, unstoppable!]
[Effect 1: Increases Martial Valor by 20% of Gao Su's current Charisma. This effect only takes effect after Gao Su possesses the Fertility Pillar. Furthermore, the quality and effectiveness of this spear will gradually increase with each activation of the "Piercing" effect (each unit can only be activated once, and the current progress is 0/1000000).]
This gun can utilize all the special effects of the Fertility Pillar, including physical, magical, and divine powers. Each time this gun deals damage, there is a 50% chance of inflicting the "Charm" status for one round.
[Effect 2: After being possessed, this gun is no longer considered "equipment" but "organ," but can trigger gun skills. When it damages an enemy unit with the "Charm" status, it will definitely "pierce" the unit, causing critical damage and ignoring defense.]
[Effect 3: This spear cannot cause fatal damage, but the unit that is "pierced" has a chance to be immediately defeated and unable to participate in the battle (no need to be treated, and cannot be treated). The probability depends on the "pierced" part (if it is the mouth, the probability is 35%, if it is the yin, the probability is 65%, if it is the chrysanthemum, the probability is 100%).]
Special Effects: (Myth Returns)
[1. If the wearer is Gao Su, then for the first three rounds after the battle begins, all enemy women and troops will be put into the "Charm" state.]
[2. If the wearer is Gao Su, every time the "Piercing" effect is triggered on an enemy unit, it can immediately cause it to defect and join our army (if the triggering target is an enemy heroine, the favorability will be greatly increased immediately, and the loyalty will be slightly reduced).]
[3. If the wearer is Gao Su, each damage dealt will be calculated based on the Charisma value, with an additional double damage rate that ignores defense (for example, if the Charisma value is 120, the damage rate will be doubled, resulting in a 240% damage rate).]
After Gao Su reviewed the effects of the equipment, his expression became extremely complicated and awkward. He realized that there was a reason why this gun had made him feel ashamed and angry.
This means that in the future, you will have to use your dick to hit people on the battlefield, and you will never be able to "kill" anyone unless you hit your dick into their hole.
But now since [righteousness] has been downgraded to normal, Gao Su feels that if the effect is appropriate, he can use it reluctantly.
For example...now!
Gao Su hypnotized himself to "distinguish clearly between the upper and lower parts" to avoid the pain or pleasure when using the gun later, which would affect the rhythm of his attacks.
Then he raised his "cock gun", did a gun dance, suppressed his embarrassment and blushing, and pointed the gun at the two women!
"Come on! Let's..."
Gao Su's eyes flickered, his eyelids trembled slightly, and he bit his lip.
This feels so weird that I can't even utter any harsh words.
So I took a few deep breaths, calmed myself down, and squeezed out a few words:
"Uh..."
"Let's begin..."
"Bar..."
Chapter 90 Passionate 1V2! Full firepower!
As Gao Su is equipped with [Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painted Spear], his bravery value will increase by 20% of his current charm value according to the effect. Since his current charm value is 135, the addition becomes 27.
His basic martial prowess is 133 (after [Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng] takes effect), plus 20 from [Huangdi Neijing] and the current 27, the final result is an unprecedented 180!
With Cai Yan's addition, this battle is no longer a one-on-one duel. Gao Su's tactics no longer need to be activated actively, but will be activated immediately.
Cai Yan and Lin Yanjun were put into the "cowardly" and "hesitant" states, making them unable to actively release tactics or initiate normal attacks, and could only passively counterattack.
Add to that the "Charm" status of [Red Moon, Silver Candle, Cold Painted Spear]! This gives them a chance to use their attacks and tactics against allies, and when their morale is low, they may defect to the enemy!
The two women's faces turned red. On the one hand, they saw that Gao Su was serious and didn't know whether they should be brave enough to fight back. On the other hand, the "penis gun" in Gao Su's hand was too beautiful and too much like his penis, and they were afraid of hurting the treasure that made the women so excited.
"Husband...is your gun......" Lin Yanjun shrank her shoulders shyly, stretched out her delicate hand in white silk gloves and nervously pointed at Gao Su's gun.
"......" Gao Su's old face flushed, and he bit his thin lips in embarrassment. Finally, he made up his mind and glared, "Yes! Today, your husband will use his big cock to teach you a lesson!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Yanjun immediately clamped her silk legs together in embarrassment, saying awkwardly, "But my husband...if you do this...what if you hurt it?"
What this means is that they are afraid that their sexual happiness will be lost.
"Injured? You wanted to kill me just now, and you still care about whether I am injured or not!" Gao Su shook his jade spear and said with a bad look.
"I deserve death... I am willing to let you do whatever you want... I was drunk before... and I had a deep misunderstanding of you... This... is all my fault..."
Lin Yanjun had lost all her will to fight at this point, and since she was a patient and easy-going person, she simply held the snake spear horizontally against her white silk legs, knelt down obediently and begged for mercy, and said.
"I just hope my husband can spare Sister Wenji this once... Sister Wenji only lost her composure out of pity for me... Besides, she's pregnant... If my husband insists on punishing her... why not let the punishment for her crime be borne by me as well... I'm willing to bear all the blame!"
She was a master of spearmanship, so she could see that although Gao Su's aura was weakened after he took the jade spear, his spear power was greatly increased. Moreover, she had used her tongue to "compete" with Gao Su's penis, and knew that Gao Su's penis skills were unmatched in the world, and she was no match for him.
Besides... which woman wouldn't be scared when seeing this 2.2-meter penis? If it were to be penetrated, wouldn't it be "stringed" together! Plus, Sister Wen Ji is pregnant, if she were to be penetrated...
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