The Heroine Mountain! The Beautiful Man of Lanling!

"Wow--"

Lin Yanjun instantly felt a long, thick, and hot object as hard as iron hitting her slender waist. Although she didn't feel any pain, she felt strange in her heart.

"Hey~ Why are you taking a bath with an iron whip! Put it away quickly, I don't really want to catch you!" Lin Yanjun took advantage of Gao Su's waist tightening, and quickly stretched out her hand from the water, ready to grab the iron whip, and then explained and told Gao Su not to take it seriously.

But Gao Su had the [Xiao Yao You] with him, and he swung his strong waist lightly so that she couldn't catch him, and he refused to let her "take advantage" no matter what.

It was very late at night, and the moonlight was reflected on the water surface, so she really couldn't see the underwater objects clearly. She could only vaguely see a white shadow swaying in the water, like a flexible and long fish, which she couldn't catch no matter how hard she tried... It seemed to be an iron whip?

After trying for a long time without catching it, Lin Yanjun couldn't help but feel annoyed. She began to use her internal strength to beat the waves, intending to use the water flow to control the "slender white fish"!

"Just catch me if you want, but why are you really using force? I'm a thief, so it's reasonable for me to carry self-defense items with me, right? Stop now, or I'll really hit you. You know how powerful I am!"

Gao Su's old face turned red under the mask. He felt waves of water surging and "madly kneading" his "iron whip", so he quickly pulled his waist to get away.

"Hmph~ Why don't you want to tell me how you won? This is obviously something worth bragging about, isn't it? Did you use some...dishonorable means?" Lin Yanjun was suspicious of Gao Su's iron whip, but she didn't think much about it and continued to ask the thing she was most curious about.

"Oh~ What dishonorable means are there? I'm a thief..."

"Boom-"

"If you keep calling yourself a thief, I'll beat you up. You're clearly quite capable. If you didn't do such shady things, you'd definitely be a heroine! Stop the jokes and tell me the truth!"

Just when Gao Su was about to talk nonsense again, Lin Yanjun hit Gao Su's chest muscles again in annoyance, frowned, and spoke in a serious tone.

"This..." Gao Su curled his lips and was speechless.

Why does this beautiful woman keep harping on this question? I can't possibly tell her... I was the one who made Cai Jing fall in love with me, right?

Indeed, in Gao Su's eyes, he had truly brought Cai Jing to his knees. Because Cai Jing had told him that he truly only had a hundred years of internal energy, he felt that it must have been the unique method used to activate [Shot Through the Heart] that had hit Cai Jing's "weak spot," causing her to suffer the backlash of her own internal energy.

As for the golden powder flash on his body, he thought that Cai Jing was using "real kung fu" to defend herself, but he didn't expect that Gao Su's internal energy actually came from there... and killed her so badly that she was defeated!

No one can possibly reach that level of skill, right? Except me.

"Uh...it's like this!" Gao Su was having a headache when he suddenly had an idea and grabbed the edge of the ghost mask.

It has come to this, what else is there to explain or cover up?

"Shh-"

The ghost mask flew seven or eight meters into the air. Lin Yanjun opened her red lips in surprise. She didn't expect Gao Su to dare to lift the mask.

Then her beautiful eyes first followed the mask up to the air, then realized she was supposed to be looking at the face, so she suddenly moved down...

"My...my...my God of Fertility! Why is it you? Gao Yanei???"

Lin Yanjun's beautiful eyes almost popped out of their sockets, her gaze fixed on that incomparably handsome face. She covered her red lips with one hand and pointed at Gao Su with the other, and was so frightened that she even called out "the god of fertility!"

"Yes, it's me. Do you think that Cai the thief would still dare to make me a slave after seeing my true face?" Gao Su nodded with amusement.

Lin Yanjun was surprised for a moment, then suddenly reacted.

It's just that the reaction was not very reasonable.

"Wait... then why did you try to steal Cai Zeiniang's stockings and high heels? Weren't you the one who gave them to her in the first place?" Lin Yanjun frowned, feeling that things were turning out too absurd, but her beautiful eyes were captivated by Gao Su's peerless face right before her eyes and she couldn't take her eyes off him.

"Of course I have to snatch it back and give it to the most suitable person. Do you think her short legs are suitable for wearing stockings?" Gao Su shook his head, looked up at the bright moon in the sky, and said in the water with his hands behind his back as usual, but it was not convenient for him to stand up and stand proudly in the world.

"Ah? Then who's the right person?" Lin Yanjun looked at Gao Su's handsome face, his sharp jaw, and his incredibly sexy Adam's apple, and suddenly seemed to realize something...

My heart immediately started beating fast, and I recalled Gao Su's determined gaze that morning, peering through the crowd and locking onto her sitting in the corner...

That firm gaze that seemed to say "I can't live without you"...

After hearing this question, Gao Su suddenly smiled charmingly and dangerously, "Far away in the horizon~" Then he slowly turned his head and looked at Lin Yanjun, who had begun to blush, with a gentle and firm gaze.

"Right before my eyes~"

In an instant, Lin Yanjun's heart seemed to be gently squeezed by a big hand, causing her heart to beat fast in panic.

Is it me? Is it me?

It’s me…it’s me! It’s really me! Is it really me?

I...I...I...Is it me? It should be me, right?

Her beautiful eyes and long eyelashes trembled constantly, her rosy face and cheeks were flushed, and she bit her red lips lightly while breathing rapidly, but she couldn't organize a complete sentence in her head, and even uttering a word was extremely difficult!

And just when Lin Yanjun was certain yet unsure, wanted to ask but didn't dare, was extremely happy yet extremely worried...

Suddenly, a strange phenomenon appeared between heaven and earth!!!

The originally bright and shining full moon was suddenly covered by nearly half by a white cloud that appeared from nowhere, making its glow suddenly dim a lot, and Lin Yanjun quickly noticed the abnormality.

She raised her head and stared blankly at the night sky, not understanding why. Gao Su continued to look at her with a smile, as if he didn't care about the strange phenomenon in the sky and earth, and even seemed to be used to it.

But then...

"Wow—"

"Snapped--"

The night herons and nightingales, as well as other night-hunting birds within a radius of half a mile (all females and only females), suddenly fell from the sky and the trees into the river and onto the grass by the river, as if they were dead.

The night birds that landed on the lawn would only feel hurt because of their weight, so they would immediately wake up and flap their wings anxiously, but when they turned their little heads to look at Gao Su, they would suddenly freeze and stand there motionless.

But the birds that fell into the water were not so lucky, because after falling into the water, they not only did not immediately struggle to fly up and try to escape, but stared straight in the direction of Gao Su with their little heads, and then sank quietly into the water, with a few tiny bubbles emerging.

Lin Yanjun was frightened by this scene and wanted to run away for a moment, because she saw that the birds were all staring at them...

Moreover, she keenly discovered that the flowers on the shore were quietly and slowly "turning their heads", twisting the direction of their stamens to the side, as if they were "escaping" from Gao Su!

Lin Yanjun swore that none of the ghost stories she had read in Zilanxuan were as weird as this one!

So she quickly reached out and hugged Gao Su's arms tightly, pressed her breasts against his muscular biceps, and anxiously dragged him towards the shore.

"Yanei! Something's wrong! Come with me to the shore! I'll protect you! If something happens later... you'll be alone first..."

But before she could finish her words, she suddenly felt a pain in her head.

"Dang~"

“Ugh—it hurts…”

"You're so stupid! Hurry up and catch the bird! Here, it's right next to you, on the surface of the water! It's about to sink, hurry up! By the way, do you have any sticks at home? Any firewood? Any seasonings? Any tinder? Any good wine?"

Gao Su rolled his eyes at Lin Yanjun, gave her a chestnut on the head, and then urged her to stop standing there and get things done quickly!

Lin Yanjun covered her aching head with both hands, her breasts half emerged from the water, two bright red spots faintly visible on the water surface.

"Yanei, why did you hit me...and what's the point of asking me these questions?" Lin Yanjun didn't understand and asked aggrievedly.

Gao Su had already "rescued" four or five night birds with each hand, but they had all unfortunately died. Tears of heartache streamed down Gao Su's face. He said to Lin Yanjun in a "sad" voice, "Of course... of course it's barbecue! Can't you see all these wild game?"

After saying this, he seemed to realize something and quickly put his arms around Lin Yanjun's shoulders and neck and ran to the shore: "Forget it! Run! Don't look back!"

"Ah??? Why???" Lin Yanjun had completely lost the ability to think at this time. She was confused by all the strange visions and Gao Su's weird behavior.

But as soon as she finished asking, she noticed that the water around them began to flow inexplicably faster! It seemed as if some "wave" was rushing towards them!

"No reason. If you ask again, I will beat you with an iron whip! Go away!" Gao Su did not answer, but simply put his arms around Lin Yanjun's slender waist, clamped her face down horizontally between his waist, and ran wildly on the water with his long legs!

But it's too late!

Lin Yanjun was naked with her tall and graceful body, and was held by Gao Su's waist, but she had no time to feel shy.

She lay face down, and saw only the dark currents surging beneath the shimmering water...

Unexpectedly, schools of fish (all female and only female) swarmed towards them at a rapid speed!

Turn your head again!

"Oh my god (oh my god)!" Lin Yanjun cried out!

The water around them exploded with small fish, like rows of harpoons shooting out, but the fish weren't the ones caught...

It was Gao Su, who was standing beside Lin Yanjun!!! He had become the "fish" that had been caught!!! And the other fish had already formed a circle around him!!!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa -"

Lin Yanjun was trapped on Gao Su's crotch. She could only watch helplessly as small and medium-sized fish jumped out of the water and flew towards Gao Su who was beside her.

He was beaten so hard that his flesh crackled!

"Crackling——"

"What a bunch of fish! Why are they so enthusiastic?"

Gao Su ran wildly through the water, his pace becoming increasingly swift, but the fish kept chasing him, and their numbers kept increasing. It was as if thousands of horse archers were hunting him, trying to kill him!

He protected his face with his other hand with a helpless look on his face, to prevent himself from being slapped in the face as he would lose face in front of the beauty, even though his internal strength was so strong that it didn't hurt at all.

But as he got closer to the shore, his lower body surfaced more and more, and his steps became bigger and bigger, and the beauty was slapped in the face...

"Clap-pop-pop-"

Lin Yanjun's face was slightly painful and flushed. The wet iron whip was swinging and hitting her face from time to time. It hit her several times before she could react, and it also emitted a strong fragrance that made her feel confused and intoxicated!

How could this be?! It turns out the thing I was trying to catch was Yanei's...

So embarrassing!!!!!!!

She quickly turned her head to dodge! But she was tightly clamped by Gao Su. Gao Su's internal strength was so deep and powerful that she had nowhere to hide!

"Snapped--"

Suddenly the iron whip hit her red lips...

"Ugh...don't...save me...Ugh (almost got thrown into mouth when opening it)..."

Lin Yanjun was so embarrassed that she felt like she had a fever. She felt dizzy, her head was swollen and her cheeks were hot. She completely forgot that she could cover her face!

However, just when she cried out to heaven and earth but got no response, she was ready to endure it and wait until she reached the shore.

"Wow—"

Suddenly, a big, fat female fish jumped out of the water! Judging from its size, it must weigh at least ten pounds!

It actually swallowed the iron whip completely with its mouth, tearing its own liver and intestines apart, and swallowing itself through! It hung on Gao Su's crotch and held on tightly, refusing to let go! And because of the weight, Gao Su couldn't shake it off!

"Wow, such a big fish! Master Lin, you're going to eat this one later!"

When Gao Su took a look at his crotch, he was overjoyed and prepared to give the fish to Lin Yanjun.

Lin Yanjun was heartbroken because the big fish saved her, so her eyes were wet at first...

But suddenly I saw that the fish had been pierced through, the scales at its tail were bulging from the iron whip, and blood was still seeping from its eyes. It was obvious that it was not going to survive...

Then Lin Yanjun's eyes became moist and then the corners of her mouth became moist.

"Woo woo woo... Fish... I will remember your kindness... I hope you can be reborn as a human in your next life... Slurp... Woo woo woo..."

After all this happened, she finally realized why these things happened.

It turns out it was because of Gao Su...

"Surpassing the fishes and geese, and shameful to the moon and flowers"!

Chapter 18 Gao Yanei helps Madam Lin hang up her underwear

“Click…click…click…”

"Zi la la la——"

The firewood in the campfire made crackling sounds as the moisture burned and the fibers broke. Cumin, salt, and a little ginger powder, fennel powder, and dogwood powder (there was no chili pepper before the Ming Dynasty, and spicy food was made with ginger, dogwood, onion, garlic, etc.) were sprinkled on the huge grilled fish skewered on the rack, making a sizzling sound of burning fat.

The alluring aroma of barbecue wafted through the air, captivating the beautiful woman's eyes and making her drool uncontrollably...

"Gulu~"

Lin Yanjun blushed and swallowed her saliva, then quickly blinked her beautiful eyes nervously, twisted her swan neck and glanced at the distant river. Her cute little expression coupled with her beautiful and heroic face was very attractive.

She was already dressed, sitting with her knees hugged in a reserved manner. She was still wearing a white dress, but... for some reason, it had changed from pure silk white to a light, translucent white gauze.

The originally non-matching white bra and suspender thong were transformed into a matching white semi-transparent lace two-piece set (produced by Zi Lan Xuan), which was faintly visible under the chiffon white dress.

Although she was not wearing any makeup, her skin was as white as frost and as white as snow, and her lips were as red as crimson. She was truly born with such beauty that she could not help herself.

"Master Lin, this side is already grilled, come and try it~" Gao Su sat on a small stool and cut the fat and tender fish meat with two daggers. He used the tip of the knife to insert the fish meat sprinkled with powder and fed it to Lin Yanjun's mouth.

At this time, he also changed into a white shirt from the backpack column. He was still elegant, but he put on the ghost mask again, making the strange phenomena in the world return to their former tranquility.

Seeing the fragrant and tender fish being handed to her mouth, Lin Yanjun subconsciously opened her mouth to be fed, but suddenly realized something and glanced shyly at Gao Su wearing a ghost mask with her beautiful eyes:

"Please put it in the bowl, Yanei...it's hot~ And since Yanei caught it and cooked it, Yanei should eat it first~"