The Heroine Mountain! The Beautiful Man of Lanling!

The laughter of Guanyin Bodhisattva is like a clear spring flowing over rocks, which makes people happy both physically and mentally. Even though her smile is not dignified, it is still charming.

But...Gao Su felt uneasy.

Could it be that... she was watching me perform a monkey show?

"Why is the queen laughing?" Gao Su asked with his hands on the table, his heart beating fast.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's smile continued unabated, but she subsided slightly, her face flushed. She shook her head and said softly, "Amitabha~ Since the invasion of the foreign demons seven hundred years ago, I have never been as happy as I am today~"

As she spoke, she raised her eyebrows and glanced at Gao Su again, but then she pursed her red lips and couldn't help but smile sweetly.

It turned out that she had previously served as a fertility expert and was known as the "Fertility-Giving Guanyin". After the arrival of the extraterritorial demon, she had no time to take care of both, so Gao Su became the latecomer. So when Gao Su stopped in time just now, she just pretended not to know, but had been observing Gao Su's every move.

Furthermore... Gao Su had always been so proud of his good looks that he disdained to enhance them, never using his beauty filter. Furthermore, now that his mind was disturbed by the thief woman and suddenly attacked by Guanyin Bodhisattva, he panicked and immediately turned on his beauty filter.

Therefore, Gao Su in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva looked as pale as a ghost that had been sucked dry of blood by a hungry tiger. His eyes were as big as cowbells and sparkled like night pearls. His chin was sharp and long, like an upside-down spire, and he was possessed by a snake spirit.

"Chang Gong~ why don't you take back your magical powers? If you don't show your true face to people, I will blame you for deliberately intimidating me~" Guanyin Bodhisattva lightly raised the whisk to cover the lower half of her jade-like face, revealing only a pair of smiling eyes that were full of hope, and she was extremely charming and seductive.

When Gao Su heard her say "intimidation", he remembered that he had just turned on the "beautification filter" to the maximum.

Coming from the modern era, he naturally knew what the effect of "beautifying the whole face" was. He felt a little embarrassed and could only touch his head:

"Oh...I hope Your Majesty will forgive me!"

With that, he waved his hand to dispel the "beauty illusion" before him. He only kept the white powder on because he was worried that Guanyin Bodhisattva would see something even more embarrassing with her spiritual sense, noting his strange behavior.

"What sin do you deserve?" Guanyin Bodhisattva put down her whisk and continued to ask with a smile, but her smile seemed to be filled with a hint of resentment.

"Forgive me...for my poor hospitality, rude words, and hypocrisy!" Gao Su lowered his head somewhat awkwardly, not wanting to meet the gaze of Guanyin Bodhisattva, fearing that he would be discovered.

Unexpectedly, he had just lowered his head and the words had just come out.

The gentle voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva grew closer, and with a hint of anger, she said, "Hmph~ Aren't you being hypocritical now?"

Gao Su was startled and looked up.

But suddenly, his chin was pinched by a soft hand that was as smooth as fat, warm and fragrant. Then he saw the full moon-like maternal and gentle face of Guanyin Bodhisattva getting closer and closer, and the two rosy cherry lips...even had a tendency to pout slightly!

"Mother, no!"

Because she wanted to kiss him, Gao Su immediately reached out and pressed her soft shoulders, closing his eyes in resistance and turning his head away.

But the next second...

"Whoo~~~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva opened her sandalwood mouth slightly, and exhaled a warm and refreshing fragrance like spring breeze.

In an instant, all the makeup on Gao Su's face was blown away, revealing his rosy handsome face. With the action of closing his eyes and tilting his head in resistance, he looked like... a shy pretty boy?

For a moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned and did not react even when Gao Su's big hands pressed on her shoulders.

It wasn't because Gao Su's handsome appearance had captivated the goddess, but because... this was the first time that Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Gao Su behave like this towards her.

I remember when Gao Su first came to the realm, the murderous aura that filled his body was as overwhelming as a substance. His cold and ruthless face was filled with a self-destructive tendency, and he shouted at them:

"I am the Lanling King of the Lower Realm, Gao Su, styled Changgong! I fear no heaven or earth, nor do I respect ghosts or gods! I only care about the common people and the suffering of all living beings! You gods watch the chaos in the Lower Realm indifferently, yet you are terrified by the demons' mischief! Why not give me your position? I may be a mere mortal, but I am willing to fight the demons to the point of the earth cracking and the sky collapsing!"

"I make a great vow here! I am willing to serve thousands of families and ride for the people! I am willing to be the lonely god guarding the human world! I only pray that the human race will not lose its incense!"

"No! Even if you bring down a calamity from the sky, I will lead the remaining human army and find a way to break into the heavens! Since we must die, then we must die gloriously!"

He had made great contributions to preserving the human race, killing five million demon-possessed men. He was the fastest in all the polluted and divided time and space... and it was also the only time and space that had been peaceful so far...

The Red Lord of Heaven originally wanted to make him ascend to heaven and replace the Lady of the Nine Heavens as the God of War, but he did not expect that he would speak wildly as soon as he came to the mortal world and threaten to kill people in heaven. He had no idea how much the goddesses paid to resist the demon.

(PS: All the female gods in this article are CC, and they have no physical contact or emotional communication with the male gods.

The daughters were all "Tao fetuses" born through the Dao Ancestor Hongjun's magic after gathering the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. They were also born through the method of "external incarnation". The birth process did not require going through the "birth canal" and they were all virgins.

So, the Red Lord of Heavenly Dao was furious and said, "What a wonderful 'serving a thousand families'! What a wonderful 'riding for the people'! What a wonderful 'never extinguishing the incense'! Then you should become the 'God of Childbirth' who serves the people! Get out of here!"

Then he kicked Gao Su down from heaven, making him the only and most miserable "God of Childbirth" in the human world of his time and space. Not only that, he is also the only normal man in all time and space, in heaven and on earth.

Since resisting the invasion of pollution from the demons consumes a huge amount of mana and mental strength, it is a long and protracted war and a tug-of-war. As long as the goddesses are under a little pressure, they will suffer a mental breakdown and become polluted.

But at present, among all time and space, only Gao Su’s time and space is peaceful.

Therefore, many goddesses would go down to the mortal world to travel through Gao Su's time and space when they were resting (on vacation) to restore their spiritual strength.

Gao Su also lost his murderous aura during the long "years of delivering children" and regained his gentle and gentlemanly character.

As a result, almost all the goddesses got along well with Gao Su. Even Hong Jun changed his opinion of him after Gao Su's apology and gradually released his "power of the god of fertility", allowing him to live a comfortable life.

But... Guanyin is the most special among them.

Because Gao Su was only five or six hundred years old, he addressed all goddesses as "sister", but when it came to Guanyin, he had to call her "Niangniang".

Moreover, every time Guanyin rode the Five-Colored Treasure Lotus, Gao Su would panic and try to avoid her. Even when Guanyin was not riding the Five-Colored Treasure Lotus, Gao Su would only treat her with respect and courtesy, without any intention of getting close to her.

So, although the two of them were friends, there was always a gap between them. Over time, Guanyin began to wonder why, and took the opportunity of her vacation (travel) to investigate.

But now... Gao Su's face flushed and he made a fool of himself the moment he saw her? And the slightest movement from her... made him hide away in shame?

Could it be... that he's attracted to me? But didn't he hide and panic when he saw me before? Could this also be a sign of being attracted to me?

Besides, I am a monk, how could he have any worldly thoughts about me?

Huh? Could it be...could it be...could it be that he's avoiding me because I'm a monk? He doesn't want to embarrass me?

What a silly child...

"My Lady, My Lady? What are you looking at? Let go! I have a cold, that's why my face is red and my nose is stuffy. If you come any closer... I'll infect you!"

Gao Su stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva. His expression was indescribably strange and his mood was indescribably embarrassed.

Because at this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva was lying in front of the desk with her fat buttocks sticking out, her delicate hands holding his chin and refusing to let go, her expression dull and dazed.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva has a beautiful face and a motherly tenderness, Gao Su has a deep fear of her in his heart...

Can you please respect me a little? I'm sitting in the CEO's office, with my hair slicked back. I'm considered a domineering CEO, right?

Can you please give me some face!!!

Gao Su was first teased by the thief woman, and then he was clamped by the beautiful Bodhisattva... He was really a little overwhelmed.

After hearing Gao Su's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva gradually came back to her senses. She first loosened the jade hand that was pinching her chin, and then picked up the whisk on the table.

"Amitabha~ Is it so easy to deceive Chang Gong, a poor nun?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was in a complicated mood, with a slightly red face, but still with a charming smile, looking very dignified and elegant.

"When have I ever lied to Your Majesty? Please don't think too much about it." Gao Su regained his freedom and waved his hands quickly.

But this action, coupled with the red face, made him look like a little boy who was panicked when his secrets were exposed.

"Oh? Can gods also get sick? In my opinion... Chang Gong might have a heart disease ~ right or wrong?" Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Gao Su with a look of anger and resentment, raised her whisk and waved it lightly at Gao Su, as if to dust off the worldly dust in his heart.

Oh, if he really says it... how should I handle it? Should I use Buddhist scriptures to reason with him? Should I explain that form is emptiness and emptiness is form?

As soon as these words were spoken, Gao Su suddenly felt that he had been bewildered by the evil woman and had said such idiotic words.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to be trying to give him a way out, so he thought for a moment and replied leisurely, "Have you discovered all this? Is your Majesty truly the Buddha of Great Wisdom..."

Seeing Gao Su's honesty, Guanyin Bodhisattva's dignified and elegant face flushed, but was quickly masked by her maternal and gentle Buddhist nature. "What's on Chang Gong's mind? Why don't you tell me and let me share your worries?"

Alas... I should have told him to shut up... After all, I am a monk, and there is no future for us.

But...if he keeps enduring the pain like this, won't he have to wait for me in pain again when I return to heaven?

I guess I should just let him speak out... He must be feeling really miserable after holding it in for so long, right? And this ill-fated relationship should have ended long ago... As soon as he opens his mouth, I'll reject him!

Gao Su had already made up his mind when he heard this, so he prepared an excuse: "Your Majesty... I do have something on my mind. It's like this, I... I... I... hiss... um..."

Suddenly, he felt a tingling sensation in his body.

Those delicate feet changed their posture from "crab claws" to "joysticks"!

Gao Su only felt the thief clamp his flagpole with her left foot, securing it firmly. Then she lifted her right foot above the end of his flag and gently stepped down... and began to rub the end of his flag with her soft and tender sole!

The smooth and warm white soles of her feet sometimes rubbed the end of the flag with the dimples of her toes and foretoes, sometimes rubbed the flagpole in circles with her foretoes, sometimes twisted and rubbed it with the soles of her feet, and sometimes pressed it with her chubby heels...

Gao Su supported himself on the desk with both hands, suppressing his feelings as he lowered his head, his face flushing redder. Not only had he noticed Xiang Gao's beautiful feet's change of tactics, he had also noticed that the pink Piranha plant under his nose had begun to secrete a large amount of saliva, which began to flow through his nasal cavity and into his throat... A wave of sweetness instantly surged up!

My whole nose and throat are sticky and sweet... It's so uncomfortable... It's all her smell...

When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Gao Su's "shyness and embarrassment", her already troubled heart suddenly softened. She quickly put down the jade bottle in her hand and walked towards Gao Su with her whisk in hand...

This silly kid... He endured it so hard just to avoid putting me in a difficult position! Sigh... It's all my fault... I don't know what he likes about me... but it's ultimately my fault...

But she didn't notice that as she walked quickly towards Gao Su, her plump buttocks seemed to be swaying slightly because of her confusion...

Gao Su was struggling to breathe deeply, trying to get rid of the sweet taste in his mouth, but suddenly he felt someone grab his shoulders and pull him up...

What's going on? Who arrested me?

Gao Su opened his eyes in shock, his mouth hanging open. He had never imagined that two huge, soft bodies hidden by white shirts would suddenly appear before him!

"woo woo woo woo--"

Gao Su's entire face instantly sank into the majestic chest of Guanyin Bodhisattva, making his already precarious and weak breathing suddenly cut off, and a piece of soft flesh blocked by the white shirt was slightly stuffed into his mouth!

"Chang Gong~ If you don't want to say it, then don't say it~ I won't blame you... After all, I am also responsible for this matter..." Guanyin Bodhisattva gently picked up Gao Su, pressed his head between her huge breasts with one jade hand, and gently stroked his broad back with the other jade hand, her eyes full of maternal tenderness and Buddhist compassion, as well as a hint of guilt.

Gao Su's lower body was trapped under the table, and his upper body was trapped in the soft flesh. His hands were tightly clasped on Guanyin Bodhisattva's soft, slender yet voluptuous waist, and he pushed out desperately!

But he is just a small god left in this world. How can he compete with Guanyin, a powerful being in all realms?

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt the big hands clasping her waist and the gentle caresses (actually she had already tried her best), and suddenly her face felt hot and flushed with shame.

But she still did not let go, but continued to gently stroke Gao Su's back, trying to soothe his "excited" heart.

Alas, look how thirsty this child is... Just touch him. After all, I'm a monk, right? As long as there is Buddha in my heart, then I am the Buddha. As long as there is no color in my heart, then there is no color everywhere.

Once he calmed down, I'd find a chance to talk to him about Buddhist scriptures, hoping he'd let go of this bad karma. It seemed like a good idea. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? This bad karma started with me, so it will end with me...

On the contrary, if I reject him now... I don’t know how sad he will be.

"woo woo woo woo--"

Although Gao Su had fought for decades and had incredible physical strength and lung capacity, the feeling of having his mouth and nose sealed and his mouth full of sticky honey still made him feel suffocated.

And just now, he seemed to hear the charming and seductive voice of a queen in his ear.

"Lanling Prince~ Your military flag is a little hot on your feet~ How about I put some water on your military flag? Cool it down? Make it smoother? How about that? Cluck, cluck, cluck—"

It's that thief's voice! Oh no! She's up to something again!

Just as Gao Su was panicking, he suddenly felt the pink Piranha plant biting his nose start to move! It opened its mouth wide and started kissing and biting him all over his face, leaving him with sweet saliva all over his face!

Moreover, the pink carnivorous plant's saliva was increasing, and its kissing and biting movements on his face were becoming more and more rampant and unrestrained!

Finally, she bit the tip of his nose again and started spitting saliva wildly!

“Wuwuwuwuwu!!!!!”

Guanyin Bodhisattva was thinking about how to comfort Gao Su, but suddenly she felt a lump in her chest and her head was bumping around, causing her breasts to move left and right, and the big hand on her waist began to wander around, even rubbing her fat buttocks, causing her face to turn red.

You little pervert... I'm still thinking about you... and you're taking advantage of me like this?

Thinking of this, Guanyin Bodhisattva's expression suddenly turned cold. She pushed Gao Su's head away from her breasts and waved her whisk as if to scold him.

However...

"Cough, cough, cough—"

But Gao Su pushed the office chair away faster than she could have done. He quickly pulled out his lower body and fled to the other corner of the desk. He turned his back to Guanyin Bodhisattva, covered his lower face with his hands, and coughed! Tears streamed down his face as he coughed (he choked!).

Guanyin Bodhisattva was extremely shocked. The moment he stood up, she saw his flushed face and tears (the honey almost choked her eyes), and her heart was broken.

This kid... is he crying like this because he knows he can't have a good relationship with me? Oh... why bother? He's so handsome and so capable. Even when he was just a mortal, he looked down on the world... how could he be short of women?

It seems I misunderstood him... He probably just wanted to escape from my arms and keep his distance from me...

But...why do I feel like the more he runs away, the more obsessed he becomes? He never blushed like this before, and never...cried like this...

Looking back five hundred years ago, he pointed a gun at a bunch of us gods, how brave and fearless he was? But now...ah...it's all my fault...

So it seems that it is better to open up than to block...

Thinking of this, Guanyin Bodhisattva's beautiful eyes, full of compassion, showed pity, and she walked slowly towards Gao Su, her fat hips swaying a little more...

"Alas~ Changgong, don't be sad... Just tell me what's on your mind~ No matter what your worries are, I will never blame you~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood beside Gao Su, patting his back gently with her soft hands, her heart full of tenderness and compassion, completely ignoring the fact that her chest was already wet.

As for Gao Su, he bent over, lowered his head, and suddenly stopped coughing. But his eyes widened, filled with disgust and nausea.

Because he realized that in reality...