The Heroine Mountain! The Beautiful Man of Lanling!

"First, you said that your gift of childbirth can allow heroic women from other eras to be reborn here, right? Then how can you be sure that there aren't other powerful women in this world? What if Cheng Muzhen, the 'proud daughter of heaven' of the Yuan Dynasty, comes here?"

"Secondly, you're a fugitive, and a capable former king. Even if Zhao Ling doesn't want to kill you, there are plenty of people who would want to 'kill' you for credit. Anyway, you won't actually die. If you die, you'll just go back to heaven and continue to be a divine monarch, right?"

"Finally, although Zhao Ling was foolish and incompetent, he didn't make any serious mistakes. We must have a legitimate reason to fight and find the fuse for the rebellion against the Song Dynasty. Only then can we further strengthen our foothold by leveraging your reputation and inspire the people of the world to speak out against injustice!"

Gao Su was stunned when he heard this. He didn't expect that not only Gao Shi and Gao Yue, but also the Tiandao system, even Zhao Min asked him to approach Zhao Ling.

Although he deeply disliked Zhao Ling, he was not someone who did not understand the overall situation. Combined with the previous conversation between the mother and son in the carriage, and the recent seven-person entourage in the boudoir of the glamorous mother, he had already deeply experienced the "availability" of treacherous flatterers.

Since getting close to Zhao Ling has only benefits and no harm, it doesn't matter how much I hate her.

Now that things have come to this...for the sake of the people of the world...I must go after Zhao Ling!

After a moment's thought, Gao Su's dull expression turned into a resolute one. With a piercing gaze, he asked Zhao Min again, "Your Highness is truly a genius! Then, according to your advice, how should I paralyze Zhao Ling? How can I find a pretext for rebelling against the Song Dynasty? And what should I do after leaving the capital?"

Zhao Min was secretly delighted when she heard this, and glanced at Gao Su coquettishly, but then changed her expression to a proud and arrogant one, saying disdainfully: "Don't you 'sleep with three thousand women' every night? Don't you suspect that I will destroy your relationship with other women? Why are you asking me about how to please Zhao Ling? It depends on you!"

"But since she likes to play...you should play with her~ Humph...you're asking me about this kind of thing..."

"As for finding a pretext to rebel against the Song Dynasty, I remember you just said that the Zhao Song Dynasty was weak and plagued by problems, and the reform plan was blocked by those scholars and officials."

"Then why don't you start with reform? After winning Zhao Ling's favor, propose reforms to strengthen the country! Then, capitalize on the public resentment over the failed reforms and rise up against the Song Dynasty!"

"Finally, let's leave the capital. If everything goes as I expect, Zhao Ling will definitely send someone who is capable of capturing you alive but won't kill you to lead an army to hunt us down."

"So we have to recruit troops and horses while being hunted, and demonstrate our strength through victory after victory, so that Zhao Ling and the officials will realize how difficult we are. Add to that the chaos caused by the Beggars' Sect, the White Lotus Sect, and external forces, and they will be unable to deal with us."

"Then, we will combine force and gentleness. We will annihilate the pursuers in one fell swoop, release the enemy commander, and have him convey our desire for peace. We will also disband the troops into smaller units, and send a suitable woman to lead them into the mountains."

"Finally, while we wait for Zhao Ling to agree to peace, we will secretly recruit women and soldiers to go up the mountain. When we are strong enough to resist her encirclement and suppression, we will go up the mountain together to fight for supremacy and strength!"

Gao Su was overjoyed when these words came out. He wanted to hug Zhao Min's head and kiss her several times. He said happily: "My princess is like a fish in water, like a bird with wings, like a swift feather riding the wind!"

"Tsk! Still thinking about 'sexual pleasure'! How can you be like this!" Zhao Min spat with a red face, pouting her red lips and sneered.

"Well, since you know I'm referring to 'allusions', why do you keep talking about 'sexual pleasure'? I truly admire your wisdom. Before you came along, I was like a person with no sense of direction groping in the darkness! And you, like the guiding light bestowed upon me that day, I'm deeply grateful!"

Gao Su moved closer to Zhao Min, placed one hand on his chest to show sincerity, and stroked the back of her head with the other hand, speaking with a passionate and affectionate look in his eyes.

But he thought Zhao Min would be moved, because although his words came from the heart, they were also deliberately provocative.

result...

"Ouch~"

"hiss--"

Zhao Min suddenly glared at Gao Su, then suddenly opened her red lips and pearly teeth and bit Gao Su's wrist hard, which made Gao Su confused.

"Princess...why did you bite me?" Gao Su stroked his wrist, surprised and confused.

He wasn't in pain, but he was curious.

"If I want to bite you, I will bite you. Why do you care so much? Humph. After I've given you so many ideas, can't I just bite you?" Zhao Min was so angry that her cheeks swelled up, like a cute little goldfish, and she scolded.

"Oh... then Princess, go ahead and bite it. Don't be considerate of me. It doesn't hurt!" Gao Su thought for a moment, then obediently rolled up his sleeves, put his arm close to Zhao Min's red lips, and nodded.

He guessed that Zhao Min hated being touched on the head, but she suddenly came to this strange place and was left with only her head facing a powerful male immortal, so she kept pretending to be calm and showing weakness to the enemy, but in fact she urgently needed to vent.

Now Zhao Min realizes that she is useful and will not be hurt, and Gao Su has always been kind to her. That is why she has an emotional outburst and wants to test Gao Su one last time.

In that case, let her bite.

"Tsk! You don't think that just letting me bite you is enough, do you? I helped you analyze the situation and gave you some advice. Don't you, as your lord, have any response?" Seeing Gao Su being so "unreasonable", Zhao Min rolled her eyes at him and said resentfully.

"Oh? What reward does the princess want?" Gao Su smiled slightly. He liked this kind of straightforward woman.

"Okay~ I analyzed the situation for you and came up with three ideas, so you have to promise me four more things!" Seeing that Gao Su was also straightforward, Zhao Min stuck out her tongue, raised her eyebrows and said cunningly.

"Ah? Four items? Well...Princess, please tell me the things first, and I will see if I can do it." Gao Su suddenly felt sweaty. He didn't expect that the three items he had promised before were not finished, and now there were four more items!

This is too much! From now on, I won't have to agree to anything she suggests for me!

Chapter 57 Zhao Min Eats Lollipop

"Tsk! There are only seven things in total, and you are so timid? If I ask you to do dozens or hundreds of things in the future, won't you hate me and not want me anymore?" Zhao Minjiao glared at Gao Su and said angrily.

Gao Su's eyes flashed with doubt when he heard this. He always felt that these words were a bit like the resentful words of a little woman to her lover.

But he was well aware of Zhao Min's "little witch" characteristics. They had just met not long ago, and Zhao Min must still be testing him.

"No, a gentleman's word is as good as gold. Since I have promised the princess, I will do it even if it costs my life. But I am afraid that the task the princess has proposed is too difficult and I will not be able to complete it in a short time, which will make the princess disappointed in me..." Gao Su frowned and said worriedly.

"Hmph... why would I be disappointed? Haven't I encountered enough disappointments in my life? Do you think I'm a little girl... and don't know how difficult life is?" Zhao Min curled her red lips, raised her feathery eyebrows and spoke dissatisfiedly, but there was a hint of loneliness in her tone.

These words also awakened Gao Su.

Zhao Min is a resourceful and insightful woman. Just like when she heard Gao Su say that it would take a year to collect all the fragments, her first reaction was not to be narrow-minded and suspect that Gao Su was deceiving her, but to suggest that Gao Su go to meet the Red Lord of Heaven in person.

So she didn't care whether Gao Su completed his requirements or not, but wanted to see Gao Su work hard for her, and test Gao Su's attitude towards her through little things, and then decide whether to "sacrifice himself and offer advice."

Thinking of this, Gao Su's heart couldn't help but soften, and he felt that Zhao Min's thoughts were indeed delicate.

So he stopped hesitating and said with a hearty smile, "Alright, since the princess has patience, then even if it's a hundred or a thousand things, I will definitely complete them without fear of difficulty!"

Seeing that Gao Su was only slightly concerned about her state of mind, Zhao Min readily agreed to the matter, which surprised her. While her affection for Gao Su increased, she couldn't help but doubt...

He's not a boaster, is he?

Zhao Min's beautiful eyes rolled around, and she snorted softly, "Hmph! You sound like I'm trying to make things difficult for you! The second thing won't be difficult for you either. Just get me some good food. I'm hungry!"

Gao Su couldn't help but ask curiously, "Can the princess feel hungry now?"

"No, I'm not hungry for the moment, but I want to eat. My body feels like it's floating in the water. I can move but I can't touch anything. I always feel empty inside..." Zhao Min frowned and said resentfully.

Gao Su thought for a moment, and based on Zhao Min's condition of "clearly feeling her body but only being able to show her head", he guessed that her body might have been stored in a small space in another world.

It’s like the small space is a house, and Gao Su’s world is the scenery outside the house, and Zhao Min is now in the state of “sticking her head out of the window in the house”, but is “stuck” and unable to get out.

That being said, we do have to consider the issue of hunger.

But it doesn’t matter, Gao Su has his own way.

"Well, let me teach you a technique now. It's called 'The Art of Eternal Youth'. It can not only keep a woman's face young, but also keep her body in the best condition of her age."

"It can also prolong your life and nourish your body with the spiritual power of heaven and earth. From then on, you no longer need to eat, and even if you eat, you will not be involved in the cycle of the five grains. How about it?" Gao Su smiled slightly, thinking that this method was just right for Zhao Min.

It can keep her from being hungry, so you don't have to worry about feeding her. And there is no excrement, which means she won't sweat or defecate, and she doesn't need to take a shower or go to the toilet.

"Oh~ Is this a magical skill? How can it be so magical?" Zhao Minrui opened her eyes wide and said happily.

"Of course, after the princess completes her training, her life span will be extended by 50 years, but..." Gao Su nodded in response, but then a hint of unnaturalness appeared on his face.

"Huh? What's the matter~" Zhao Min blinked her beautiful eyes.

"It's nothing, it's just that this technique requires drinking something in order to practice. Princess, I'll first give you some enlightenment, and then teach you the mantra. When someone helps me get the 'drink' tonight, you can practice it!" Gao Su said with a red face.

After saying that, he took off Zhao Min's Mongolian felt hat and placed his big hand on the top of her head.

Zhao Min, noticing Gao Su's uneasy expression, couldn't help but wonder, "Could that 'drink' taste terrible?"

"No, although I haven't drunk it, everyone who has drunk it thinks it is 'Xianqiongyuye'." Gao Su shook his head.

"Then why do you look so weird? Could it be that there's something wrong with the preparation or ingredients of that 'drink'?" Zhao Min narrowed her bright eyes and spoke delicately and charmingly.

"Oh~ Princess, don't ask so many questions... Anyway, I will never harm you!" Gao Su said vaguely.

Zhao Min is indeed very smart and observant. She almost figured out the truth from my expression and words in a blink of an eye. I can't argue with her anymore.

So, Gao Su decisively activated the [Immortal Eternal Spring Technique], channeled the true energy of the [Immortal Eternal Spring Technique] into Zhao Min's head, and recited the incantation.

"Princess, please don't be distracted. Listen carefully!"

"Less thinking, less recollection, less desire, less business, less talk, less laughter, less sorrow, less joy, less happiness, less anger, less likes, less dislikes. Practicing these twelve lesses is the key to health preservation. Too much thinking leads to mental fatigue, too much recollection leads to scattered essence, too much desire leads to loss of intelligence, too much business leads to physical fatigue, too much talk leads to shortness of breath, too much laughter harms the liver, too much sorrow frightens the heart, too much joy leads to overflowing thoughts, too much joy leads to forgetfulness and confusion, too much anger leads to irregularities in the meridians, too much likes leads to obsession and incurable disorder, too much dislikes leads to anxiety and restlessness. If these twelve excesses are not eliminated, they are the root cause of death..."

Seeing Gao Su's sudden arrival, Zhao Min became more and more certain that there was something wrong with the "drink", but this was not the time to worry about it, so she immediately closed her eyes and concentrated and began to recite silently.

By the time Gao Su finished reciting it, she had memorized it completely. But when she tried to follow the flow of internal energy from the [Immortal Eternal Spring Technique] and mobilize her own internal energy to circulate around the body, she discovered that Gao Su's technique was extremely strange.

Because other exercises all circulate internal energy through the meridians and acupuncture points, but the [Immortal Longevity Exercise] is different.

The operation route of [Immortal Longevity Kung Fu] is to radiate the power from Dantian. It does not enter the meridians or acupuncture points, but first sinks into the lower abdomen, flows through the uterus and ovaries, and directly reaches the perineum between the legs. Then it immediately turns into stars and spreads to the bones and flesh of the whole body.

This is why Gao Su, despite having internal energy, does not know the routes of his internal energy meridians, and why the [Immortal Eternal Youth Skill] requires Gao Su's essence.

After Gao Su finished ablutioning Zhao Min and recited the mantra three times, he withdrew his hand and stopped moving. He asked softly, "Did the princess remember this?"

"Yes, I've got it all down," Zhao Min replied, then smiled sweetly. "Could this be the rumored 'immortal strokes my head, and I'll be blessed with eternal life'?"

"Haha~ Princess, please don't treat me as an immortal. Just think of me as a mortal and a friend." Gao Su smiled and shook his head.

But Zhao Min wasn't complimenting, she was...

"Tsk~ Of course I know. What immortal would sniff other girls' underwear? Besides, I asked you to find me something to eat, but you just wanted to keep me from getting hungry. Plus, this immortality method is weird and incomplete, and you have to drink some weird stuff... Humph~ I don't think this matter is done!"

Zhao Min crossed her arms over her chest (in the air), raised her smooth chin in dissatisfaction, and said coquettishly.

"Oh? But it's so late... I can't make you anything delicious. How about this, after I finish some things tonight, you can go into a dream with me, and I'll make some delicious food for you?" Gao Su didn't care about Zhao Min's greed, and suggested after a little thought.

"Huh? You can cook? That's great! The third thing is that you have to cook for me every day from now on! The fourth thing is that you have to comb and braid my hair every day from now on!" When Zhao Min heard Gao Su say "I can't cook delicious food", she immediately realized that he could cook, so she said happily.

When Gao Su heard this, he stared at her in a daze for a while, feeling a little flattered.

On the one hand, if Zhao Min's requests were so simple, then completing them would be a piece of cake. It seems that she also understands her difficulties.

On the other hand, Zhao Min's requests...are all a little ambiguous, as if the wife is hinting to her husband that he should stay with her for a long time.

Zhao Min saw Gao Su staring at her blankly, and realized that her request was a bit "explicit". Her cheeks flushed instantly, and she blinked nervously. Then, a light flashed in her eyes, and she glared at him and said angrily:

"Why? You're not going to refuse my third or fourth task before you even finish the second one, are you? I have no hands or feet now, shouldn't you take care of me?"

"Hmph~ I'm not a spoiled child, I don't need servants to serve me! If you don't want to help me, forget it!"

After saying that, Zhao Min turned her head away and faced Gao Su with the back of her head, feeling angry.

These words not only defined "ambiguous care" as "ordinary help", but also blocked Gao Su's retreat by using the "unfinished second thing".

Gao Su was stunned when he heard this, and quickly explained: "No, no, the princess misunderstood me! I just thought that the princess's request... Oh ~ I overthought it! I hope the princess will understand!"

Zhao Min turned around, blushing as she glared at Gao Su and said, "What are you overthinking? Don't overthink! Also... don't be dazed or hesitate when I ask for something from now on. If you do that again... I'll bite you!"

After saying this, Zhao Min opened her red lips cutely and bit it lightly with her neat and porcelain-white teeth. She looked like an angry little female beast, but her flushed cheeks made her look very charming.

"Okay, I agree!" Gao Su noticed that Zhao Min seemed to have some ulterior motives, and he couldn't help but feel amused, so he responded with a smile.

After saying that, he suddenly had an idea and took out a large "Jade Pillar Lollipop" from his backpack and tentatively handed it to Zhao Min.

"My Lady, I can't cook right now. Why don't you take this to satisfy your craving?"

The "Jade Pillar Lollipop" not only has the same shape as Gao Su's penis, but also has a plump and gorgeous strawberry on the top, and the body of the candy is a smooth and delicate glutinous rice cake stick, and even the size is restored to the same level.

Zhao Min saw the "big strawberry" getting closer and closer to her mouth, and she suddenly felt embarrassed.

On the one hand, the "Jade Pillar Lollipop" was so beautiful in shape and exuded a sweet fragrance that made her want to taste it.

On the other hand, although Zhao Min had learned about men in books, her intuition told her that this thing was very similar to a man's dirty thing, but it was essentially different. Because it was too beautiful and too perfect, it was simply not something that belonged to ordinary people, so she could not be sure and was full of doubts in her heart.

As for the last aspect, Zhao Min felt that if this thing really was a man's pickled thing, then how could she eat "other people's" pickled things casually? If she wanted to eat it, she could only eat the "right person"...

Then, she retreated repeatedly, her head fluttering, her eyes glaring, and she shouted, "No! Take it away!"

Gao Su was startled and withdrew his hand, not knowing what was going on. He asked, "What's wrong? Princess, do you think the food tastes bad?"

"No~ it tastes good! But I thought of something and I'm not in a good mood... so I want to put my mind to it before eating~" Zhao Min raised her eyebrows and said indignantly.

"Oh? What's the matter?" Gao Su felt relieved and said with a sigh of relief.

He thought that Zhao Min knew that this was the shape of his jade pillar, so she was angered by his frivolous behavior, but he didn't expect that it was not the case.

That's good... That's good...

"When I think about how you just saw my underwear and covered your face with it to smell it...I feel it's not fair!" Zhao Min glared at Gao Su and said with a pout.

"This... I didn't mean it. The things I won from the lottery all fell from above my head. My hands were full of things at the time, and the undergarment just happened to cover my face. Besides, I had to distract myself to hug you..." Gao Su said helplessly with an embarrassed look on his face.

"I know, so I'm not angry about this matter, I'm angry about the unfairness, hum~" Zhao Min's beautiful eyes drifted upwards, and she raised her feathery eyebrows.

"Hmm? How does the princess want to be fair?" Gao Su said with a strange look on his face.

"Blindfold yourself... then... take off your panties... let me see your private parts... that's only fair..." Zhao Min's cheeks flushed again, and she stuttered and hesitated.

"Ah? This... shouldn't it be fair for me to show you her underwear? Why..." Gao Su's old face turned red.

He didn't mind exposing himself, especially to a woman he had feelings for. But even though Zhao Min was a bold and uninhibited Mongolian beauty, this move was still too unusual and sudden. Furthermore, she was deeply influenced by Chinese culture and should have known better etiquette.

"Hmph~ My Great Yuan has always respected women! Since you, a man, have offended me, how can I 'lose' to you? Hurry up, this is the fifth thing you have promised me, you are not allowed to refuse!" Zhao Min said in a deep voice with a frosty look in her eyes but a rosy face.