Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Do you accept it or not? If you don't want to accept it, go back."

Ayanami Ikari Rei Gendo

Huh, Ayanami in the third round suddenly feels playful. To be honest, no matter how she "looked" at the last round, she felt that the old man with a Sima face wearing sunglasses and a sweater in the basement this summer was not a good thing, and he always PUAed the ignorant self in the last round.

"??? How dare you talk to me like that? I can't talk to you in a gentle voice, right?" Asuka was certainly not the type to be bullied.

In reality, Ayanami and Asuka were both prone to disagreements, so without Ikari mediating, things would inevitably get messy.

"Of course, please leave if you don't want to." Ayanami gestured to him, saying, "I thought he was a Westerner, a doctoral student after all—but I didn't expect that to be the case. My expectations were too high... Sorry, Soryu-kun."

"Huh? Of course I play an instrument. Yes, it's the violin! - Let's go rehearse together! What are we rehearsing? Solo, ensemble, or concerto? Mendelssohn in E minor, Brahms in D major, or..."

"It's not that difficult. Shinji-san is waiting for you to practice at our house today. I hope you won't be late." Ayanami pointed to the books on the table and said, "I'm the president of the literature club. If you're interested in joining, you can. Shinji-san told me to get along well with you, so I won't hate you anymore."

How could it not be annoying?

"..." Looking at Ayanami's outstretched hand and her kind gesture, Asuka felt uncomfortable and frightened. Although the person opposite her was the same as herself: "...You are such a scary kid. But never mind, let's get along well... I hope. By the way, did you know that your brother is a perverted man who is afraid of marriage and prefers his younger sister?"

"……?call!"

Ayanami slapped him directly.

"!?"

Chapter 29 Let’s Get Along

As we all know, last week's Ayanami Niime (hopefully that's not confusing) was like a blank slate. Young, inexperienced, and facing the uncertain world. The endless stream of Ayanami, the boundless world of inescapable. Ayanami Niime seemed like a complete nobody because she "had absolutely no idea" how to handle her emotions. But it's not that she doesn't have feelings; she just doesn't know how to express them.

If young Ikari dared to show his teeth to the elder and younger Ikari, whom he respected more at that stage, Ayanami would just go over and give them a slap in the face that was loud enough to resound through the sky.

It is well known that Japanese people have a mysterious obsession with slapping. However, Ayanami always starts with a slap, and I don’t know if it has something to do with the interests of the people in District 11. It may be the memory that Yui Ikari left in the eyes of Ayanami and her partner.

If Ayanami didn't know how to handle it, and so was furious at Ikari-chan's behavior, only knowing how to slap him—then Ayanami was in good spirits this week, had a normal family life, and grew up in a normal human environment until puberty, with no signs of artificial tampering (if eating a melon in her dreams doesn't count). Logically, expressing one's emotions shouldn't be so violent—

But...Ayanami's personality remains the same.

Just like Ikari Yui, she looks like a Yamato Nadeshiko, a natural beauty, an intellectual beauty, elegant and dignified.

As for the inner world... you've all seen Unit-01's rampage, right? Yeah, that was the usual hype Ikari Yui gets when someone (an Angel) dares to hit her child. That wasn't even a female Tyrannosaurus, it was like Godzilla was going to give you LCL.

So Ayanami is capable of doing this kind of thing: once her bottom line is touched, her safety net will immediately collapse, and then she will fight back if she is not satisfied.

Asuka herself repeatedly violated Ayanami's taboos, but considering that Ko Ikari was present and had given her instructions when she wasn't there, Ayanami turned a blind eye. However, just like Yang Xiu repeatedly violated Cao Cao's taboos, Cao Cao recorded it in his notebook and, in his final moments of despair, directly executed her.

It’s not that I don’t hold grudges, it’s just that my naivety hasn’t reached the threshold yet.

"Pa!" Ayanami slapped someone, and that was the beginning of the fight.

"Ah!—Excellent student, how dare you attack me?" It was obvious that Asuka wasn't Ikari. She wouldn't just slap someone in the face and leave like a newbie, taking a wave of skills and walking away in disgrace. Both were fierce and powerful DPS, and Asuka's rage instantly reached maximum!—"Pa!"

You have to say...

Without years of combat training, EVA driving training, or specialized ability training, this talented girl who has been working at her desk for a long time...her combat abilities aren't very strong this week.

At least the fighting awareness is not that strong.

Just like two ordinary girls, Ayanami slapped her and Asuka followed suit.

Next up is the fun-filled female fight scene! If anyone doesn't know what female fight is, I'll translate it as [catfight] - of course, people don't watch female fights for the fighting techniques.

When two not-so-good-looking women fight, it's called combat.

When two good-looking women fight, it's called a female fight.

Two good-looking women fighting, and it's in a literary work, it's called 50 Shades of Grey.

"Shut up! Shinji-san is not the pervert you say he is!"

"Ah! Are you a little dog? How dare you bite me!? - Let me go! - Four years ago, that little brat was still clamoring to start a harem. What else could that be but a pervert?!"

How to describe the fight like that...

The fight between two beautiful girls is just... ugly. We'd rather see something more intense than this kind of teamfight. But the current fights are completely unspectacular. In typical MOBAs, when two teams team up like this, the performances don't live up to the audience's expectations, and the offensive drive isn't strong enough, we call this kind of fight an "ugly match." Of course, there are many other less artistic terms, but they can't be mentioned.

When women fight, they often end up hugging each other, pulling hair, biting each other, and so on—but the fighting stops as time goes by.

It is also very magical.

Traditionally, women's fights are about stopping when necessary. In the female martial arts world, peace is paramount—even after a fight, both sides will tidy up their appearance to show they still have ladylike demeanor.

Men are much more brutal. Usually, when they fight, only one person can stand and breathe. I think Shanghai men are good in this respect. They argue face to face, spitting into each other's mouths but not hitting each other. It makes the outsiders anxious and saves a lot of police resources.

"Damn it, you little dog. Honor student!" Obviously, honor student is not a good word in the United States, although... Asuka herself is a double doctorate and is a serious honor student: "Huh, huh... Your bite hurts so much! Why do you attack me just because you have a disagreement?!"

"No, that's insulting, Shinji!" You see, the expression here is much smoother, much better than the last round where he slapped someone without saying a word. Ayanami looked at the red-haired beauty in front of her with a look of hatred, and adjusted her skirt: "--Say it once, and I'll hit you once!"

"...If the Japanese had your blood, they wouldn't have been colonies long ago." Asuka muttered to herself. Of course, it would be better if the other party didn't look like he was ready to fight to the death. "Your eyes are red like a rabbit... Hey, don't be so scary, okay?"

American approach——

There is no way to kill the other party for the time being, it’s all a misunderstanding.

"My eyes are natural." Ayanami stroked her blue hair and said to the red-haired girl in front of her, "Shinji-san said he likes them very much, so I won't wear black-eyed contact lenses either."

"Tsk, he said he likes a lot of things—four years ago he said he liked me." Asuka suddenly became excited, a victorious smile on her face. "I asked, did you adopt this guy later? I knew that guy who wanted to start a harem before you did... uh, a harem guy! How dare you do it if you can't deny it?"

"...That's true. Brother needs to correct that." Thinking about himself last week, thinking about the present of this week: "But even so, so what? Oh, I remember... It seems that Shinji-nii was harassed by a group of reporters for a long time because he saved an unrelated person, until we moved. Could it be because of you?"

"The person you call irrelevant is actually the woman Ikari Shinji-kun is willing to sacrifice his life for. Hey, top student—you care so much about your brother Shinji, are you a brother complex?"

Last week.

Asuka and Ayanami Rei battled in the elevator. One of the girls was a tsundere, the other a complete nobody. Neither knew how to handle their feelings, or perhaps they were both mentally ill, unable to control or face their emotions. Now, everyone has reached this stage.

Ayanami grew up among normal humans, what emotions doesn't she know?

Asuka grew up in the United States, and her emotional growth was even more wild.

They are the type who are no longer ashamed of their inner selves, and will no longer feel embarrassed because of the word "like".

"Brother complex? It doesn't matter - in a sense, we are so distantly related that we can't even be considered relatives - our last names are completely different." Ayanami shook her head slightly, then smiled like a goddess and said, "Similarly, he and I lived together for four years. I am very happy to have such a brother. I don't refute what Soru-kun said, but I believe I can give everything for Shinji-niang, and he will do the same for me. Shinji-niang is a very serious person. He can't bear to see anyone suffer. Please don't be so self-indulgent. He saved you as if he were saving an ant. Ah, maybe you Americans don't know what compassion is?"

Well, when I translated Japanese, sometimes female characters begging for mercy were often translated as "Please have mercy", which was very interesting. I don't see it much in the past two years, alas...

"Huh!? - I'm telling you, top students... hehe." Asuka's blood pressure suddenly reached MAX.

Then, in a very friendly voice, he said, "Ikari Shinji asked you to get along well with me, right? —Let's forget about what happened just now."

Forget it? Motherfucker!

"Let's get along—I'll be at Shinji's house for practice today. I hope that by then, an East Asian kid like you who hasn't seen the world won't be shocked by the fact that I'm a regular guest at the New York Philharmonic!"

"I don't refute it," said another goddess, stroking her hair and saying, "Vienna, Berlin, Dresden, London, Paris Philharmonic Orchestras—you New York Philharmonic Orchestra can't even make the top five, so don't show off your paid status."

"!! I'm really looking forward to spending time with you in the future."

"Me too—Sōryu-kun, please, let's go to the classroom together."

"it is good!"

A few minutes later.

When Shinji Ikari arrived at school he had no idea what was going on.

He was quite happy to see Ayanami and Asuka walking into the classroom almost hand in hand. He felt that they were still just children, and just like what was said in ordinary harem comics, everyone would get along well.

……Well……

Chapter 30 What would I be if I couldn't be yours?

Ikari's third playthrough was quite enjoyable. To be more precise, the first thirty-three years were his happiest. While life was somewhat stressful, no one felt extremely dissatisfied with a harmonious family, a normal life, and a life of plenty that was not starving but sufficient. His second playthrough was also quite good, without the expected passionate and heart-wrenching accusations. Aside from his rather tragic death at the end, he had a taste of military service—and a veteran American soldier at that.

Not to mention the third round, the days here are quite comfortable.

“Hehehe~~Hehehe~~~”

Ikari hummed a nonchalant little song. What he enjoyed most was lying in the sun like a 33+14+14, sixty-year-old old man, watching the beautiful girls around him having sex. It felt like playing an idle game, he didn't have to do anything, just watching them happily - ah, young people are busy, all busy.

"Hey, Shinji—what are you humming?" Asuka was quite puzzled. She had borrowed a violin from the music studio—it had taken her two months to ship it from the United States. So she walked over and asked, "It sounds pretty good?"

"Uh..." Xiao Ding was stunned for a moment. He had just been humming Mao Buyi's "Xiaochou". The tune was not bad, but it was 2015.

Plagiarism, dog!

"Nothing." Xiao Ikari waved his hands. All the things like it was accidentally filmed by outsiders and posted on the Internet and became popular, or it was heard by the beauties around him and posted on the Internet and became popular, or it was hummed unintentionally but he didn't want anyone to hear it, were all hypocritical plots.

Only those who want to be famous can become famous; otherwise, even if it's unintentional, they will quickly disappear. Ikari clapped his hands and said to Asuka, an American citizen, "I'm humming 'Far Across the Stream,' a famous Soviet revolutionary song. Do you want to hear it?"

"Su..." Asuka was born on December 4, 2001. Ten years have passed since Big Brother GG. As long as she breathes, she has never seen the Soviet Union. The public opinion does not want to hear it: "Forget it... Hey, what happened to your lovely sister?"

"Oh, you insist on helping me debug the live broadcast equipment." Xiao Ding looked helpless and said arrogantly, "If you insist on asking for help, I can't stop you."

Ayanami has become very skilled at logging into batch sites and opening live broadcast rooms.

"? Live broadcast equipment? What do you mean?"

"Oh, I just became the manager three days ago." Xiao Ikari said, pointing at himself.

"? As a manager? Oh... YouTube?" You hear the English is... not very good, mixed with a light German accent: "Why do you do that?"

Use the tone of a relative telling you: "Young man, why don't you do something else? Why do you have to be a writer? You won't starve to death."

"I'm poor." Xiao Ding confessed nonchalantly: "Of course I need some income-generating methods... Oh, by the way, if you don't want to be on camera, you can sit in the corner..."

"When was I not the center?" Asuka said this, and then openly -

Sit on Xiao Ding's bed.

"Go over there and make some space for me." Asuka nudged Ikari's butt with her little butt and squeezed out a space for herself.

Although the two of them didn't notice, the third person in the room could see his veins twitching twice.

"As for Shinji-nii, he used to really enjoy doing nonsense." Ayanami turned her head away, not even looking at the two people on the bed. She spoke casually in a nonchalant tone, but it seemed as if her words had removed Asuka from their daily sibling life. "I still remember what Shinji-nii said. We used to hum many beautiful tunes—and if you ask again, they're completely unrelated songs. It's a very abrupt turn of events, and I don't know what he's afraid of... Okay, the live broadcast is on. Shinji-nii, it's time to begin."

"Oh." Xiao Ding looked at the layout of the room, stood up and said, "I'll sit over here. You two violins should be in the center... the beautiful girls' live streams have more traffic."

The sound is sorted as it should be, with the cello rolling aside.

"Of course~" Asuka was so confident that it was annoying that Ikari ran away.

"I understand." Ayanami nodded calmly, simply obeying her brother.

The three of them tuned their own instruments.

An ensemble.

"Ah, Asuka just came, it's normal." It was like a third person inserted between Ayanami and Ikari, very inconsistent. Ikari nodded and said to Asuka, "I didn't expect that the first coordination would be so successful. As expected of Asuka, a genius."

No matter what, Ikari and Ayanami always get it done in one go.

However, this doesn't stop Ikari from praising Asuka constantly, as he did in Game 2. If you don't praise her, she'll be embarrassed; if she's embarrassed, she'll make it hard for everyone.

"Hehehe~ Of course." Glancing provocatively at Ayanami, who was completely ignoring her, Asuka was actually quite emotional. "This... I haven't played it in almost a year. I originally thought of it as a fun thing, something I'd play in my free time between studies and work, but I didn't expect it to be useful again."

"Then, Asuka and I will do it alone." Xiao Ikari nodded to Ayanami. Ayanami put down the strings nonchalantly, looking like the wife: "Asuka, I will cooperate with you alone, and we can listen to each other's rhythm."

“OK——”

In my dream, there was once a chance for us to perform on the same stage. Unfortunately, this opportunity disappeared completely in the end.

The second time, after the initial bumps and bruises, Ikari and Asuka finally achieved complete harmony.

"Very good, worthy of Asuka." Xiao Ikari was also very emotional. He and Asuka had similar understandings of music - just for fun, for the purpose of preserving authenticity.

"Then let's try again..."

Coordinating the three of them was a challenge, especially since Asuka and Ayanami weren't completely uncooperative, but at least neither of them was willing to give in. Their ensemble sounded like a solo performance—but after a few attempts at coordination, Ikari managed to pull the two girls into their own rhythm. The three of them tried a few times, and finally, Ikari got on the bed and sat between Ayanami and Asuka, mediating, and finally finding harmony.

"Thank you for your hard work, Asuka." Ikari patted Ayanami's hand, indicating that she had worked hard as well. "I didn't expect it to be so fast. We've completely coordinated after just a few times. It's incredible."

"Hehe~" Asuka was clearly in a good mood. She hummed with joy twice before standing up to show how strong she was. "Of course you are. Look who I am. It turns out that my place at the New York Philharmonic's table wasn't bought."

Ayanami didn't say anything, just say whatever you want - the feeling just now was actually quite good.

"The feeling just now was actually pretty good." Asuka spoke frankly, taking the water cup from Ikari and taking two sips. "It's hard to believe, but I actually felt very happy playing with this top student...my god is be..."

Xiao Ding, who was kneading dough, didn't hear clearly.

English? Who is English? Not familiar with it, we really are not familiar with it.

"Ayanami has worked hard too." Xiao Ikari quickly calmed Ayanami down.

"It doesn't matter - as long as I can play with Shinji-nii, I'll be happy."