The idea of something happening suddenly appeared, and then was strangled by the fate of the original world.
"Ah... everyone, please get along well." The old teacher said calmly, "Asuka's parents came to Japan for work transfer, so we should also play a role..."
Little Ikari at the back didn't hear anything and didn't want to listen at all. He just wanted to be a coward.
"Hey—" Before he knew it, 10-year-old Asuka had already sat behind him. She extended her hand as if to shake his, saying, "My name is Asuka. Let's get along!"
A condescending and unstoppable statement.
Shinji Ikari looked up at Asuka, who was so arrogant at 10, and already so overbearing at 14. What kind of domineering Asuka would she be at 20? Honestly, she was cute, but she was also incredibly difficult to deal with. He felt he had the ability to defeat the enemy, the willingness to sacrifice himself to block a psychic attack for his teammates. He truly couldn't stop this girl from calling him an idiot.
If I fall for this girl's trick again, I'll be a dog!
If I fall in love with this girl again, I will be a dog!
If I think this girl could fall in love with me again, I will die a miserable death!
Shinji Ikari looked at the girl in front of him who was extending her hand condescendingly, and quickly lowered his head and pretended not to see it.
I plan to marry a woman in 10 years who isn't even one-tenth as pretty as you, and live a mediocre life. The psychological trauma of my past life is too great, too many storms and waves. I thought too much, too beautifully, and died at 14. I can't bear it. I can't bear it.
"Hmph~~" But Asuka didn't care at all and muttered in German, "Shy Japanese boy."
“…”Thank you. I know a little German. I’ll understand after you scold me for a long time.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell this German-American - in Japan, little boy is a banned word.
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Although she is only in the sixth grade, Asuka instantly became the darling of the whole school.
The buzz persisted for three days, topping the school's trending search list—but that wasn't a big deal. Asuka was still a prodigy in this life, having taught herself high school courses at age 10 and preparing for college. She'd just come to District 11 with her parents, sort of a tourist trip. As a German-American, wouldn't that make her a privileged person in District 11?
However, if you think about it, Asuka was a girl (one of) who saved the world in her previous life, but in this life she can only be ranked on the campus hot search list, which makes Ikari feel a little sorry, but there is nothing to regret - he still hopes that not only himself, but Asuka can also stay away from the damn world view and machines of EVA.
"So, is everything okay?" It was 3:30 p.m., time to dismiss. The elderly homeroom teacher walked over, pointed at the blackboard, and tapped, "Please remember to gather on time tomorrow. This is the last outing before spring break, and also the last of your elementary school days. It's the happiest, most carefree time of your life..."
The old lady's ecstatic, long-winded, foot-binding speech didn't last long this time, mainly because the school bell rang. The class leader glanced at the energetic children with a lingering look, sighed, and announced the end of school. After sorting out her books, she slowly left, while the children excitedly discussed the destination for tomorrow's spring outing.
Many children gathered around Asuka, as if they were the moon surrounded by stars, and wanted to invite her to smell the fragrance together tomorrow.
The 10-year-old children were chattering, and Shinji Ikari naturally packed his schoolbag and left quickly. If he walked too slowly, he would be surrounded and it would be difficult to leave.
"Mom, we're going on an outing tomorrow..." At dinner time, Shinji Ikari and Yui Ikari were eating together. Yui Ikari pushed the pork chop rice into Shinji Ikari's bowl.
"Oh, really? That's going to be fun, little Shinji." The young mother said lovingly after gently stroking Shinji's head. "It's a pity that although I have a day off tomorrow, I have to go back home."
"Hmm...?" Shinji Ikari knew that Yui Ikari worked almost all year round - to be honest, she was an amazing mother. What earth-shattering event had happened? "Mom, what happened?"
"Well, nothing." After a bitter smile, Ikari Yui sighed and said, "Nothing... I have to go back to my hometown and will be back soon. It may take a day or two. Just have fun during the training camp - oh, right."
As Ikari Yui spoke, he pulled out three of the few "whole" bills from his wallet. "Hey! -- Eat some good food. Be sure to tell Mom about all the good things that happened on the spring outing."
3000 yen, about 165 RMB. A bowl of street ramen costs 200 yen in the countryside, 500 yen in the city. You can't say for sure if you go to a restaurant—this really makes me miss my days as a second lieutenant. The monthly allowance for EVA drivers is quite good—though it was all stolen by that traitor Katsuragi.
"Thank you, Mom." But he still had to express his gratitude. With the most innocent and brilliant smile, Xiao Ikari hugged his biological mother and kissed her twice - his biological parents and his adopted parents.
"Where are we going on this spring outing?"
"Yeah, Sendai." Xiao Ding raised a finger and said, "That's where Lu Xun studied abroad. To be honest, I've wanted to visit it for a long time."
“…Hmm?” The young mother had a question mark over her head.
Chapter 3: March 11, 2011, Sunny
Ikari Yui doesn't know if she is a qualified mother. As a first-time mother and a single mother, Ikari Yui's personality is that kind of...
Gentle and elegant, especially cute, Madam I love you, Yamato Nadeshiko, breathtakingly beautiful, classical beauty... and so on, a series of excellent labels.
Of course, gentleness alone isn't enough. When she gets angry, she's as terrifying as a Tyrannosaurus Rex. It's hard to believe what Yui Ikari did as a child. And once she sets her mind to something, she'll do it, no matter how hard it takes! Her gentle and beautiful exterior hides a resolute determination, ready to go through fire and water at any moment!
With this setting of an Ultimate Being, she can only be a single mother at home - in the world of EVA, she would enter Unit-01 and become a high-tech Jinchūriki. Emmmm... okay, being a single mother is better than being a Jinchūriki, right?
As I've said, Ikari Yui is the type who, if she doesn't understand things for a year, no one can stop her. Of course, the fact that a son inherits his mother's business is also a kind of genetic inheritance. Sometimes people can't go against their genes. Even if they are soul-transmigrating, they are still sometimes subject to the constraints of the flesh.
Time came to the second month after Xiao Ding traveled through time, which is...
2011 3 Month 11 Day.
Nine o'clock in the morning.
"Okay, everyone line up."
The children's leaders took a group of children on a spring outing. The rich American soldiers went to Okinawa, while the poor 11th District went to Kyoto. The poor produced and sold their own products. Little Ikari lived in the countryside with his mother, who had no NEVR. All his life, the 11th District was the countryside except Tokyo.
"Okay, now for the final roll call, then it's free time."
Xiao Ikari was quite excited to come to Sendai.
There is no NEVR in this world.
But the world is normal now, with Lu Xun.
Backed by green mountains and facing the vast plains, it is a wonderful place, and I think it is also a beautiful place in the eyes of adults. But for us elementary school students, it is just a few uneven mountains and a green field with buzzing insects, nothing special.
The weather wasn't as warm as in warmer countries; it was still a bit chilly in March. Winter in Japan is unpleasant. The seaside skies were damp and cold. Amidst the snowy fields, there were blood-red camellias, single-petal plum blossoms with a hint of green in white, and deep yellow wintersweets with bell-shaped petals. Some children's hands were red from the cold, while others were having a great time. The adults, guides or teachers, sat together and chatted. Occasionally, they would scold a few children for running too far or climbing too high. The shrewd guides of the past were gone; most were there just to get by for the day. From time to time, a few children would nod at the teachers or clap at the guides. Meanwhile, in the distance, a young man, alone in a dull forest, on a deserted gravel path, meticulously cleared the leaves and a few water droplets from a half-human statue.
"Ah, I don't know what's so interesting here - hey, what are you doing?" It seemed like he had escaped from the group of noisy children, but was afraid of being lonely, so he just found someone next to him to chat.
Ikari hadn't expected to come to such a remote place to see the Lu Xun statue, so far away from the main group, and actually run into Asuka? I was so... shocked!
"…In memory of the great man in my heart." Cardiopulmonary arrest! Ikari replied flatly, his calm and peaceful mood, tinged with a hint of joy, instantly shattered. Honestly, looking at Asuka now, I miss her quite a bit—what the hell! Two months ago, we were together almost every day, staying together at night, even when hospitalized! Whenever we were together, we'd always get yelled at, and sometimes it would even escalate into a fight.
Asuka looked at the "pretendingly serious" little Ikari in front of her, then at the statue she didn't recognize. She shrugged boredly and said, "What kind of great Japanese figure is this? Really, pretending to be serious. That's why boys like to pretend in front of girls..."
"This isn't a Japanese great man. This is a Chinese man named Lu Xun, whose original name was Zhou Shuren, from Shaoxing, Zhejiang." Xiao Ding's blood pressure instantly shot up. In the past, he would have engaged in a fierce battle with the other party, and whoever backed down would be a grandson! But considering that the other party was really young and ignorant... in fact, he was still quite young and ignorant four years later. He continued to wipe the statue of Lu Xun with the cold water from the bucket borrowed from the nearby memorial hall: "One of the founders of modern Chinese literature, in my heart the greatest writer, educator, revolutionary, and thinker - the strongest king who never lost in a duel, he also holds a pivotal position in the history of world literature."
Ikari was wiping the statue of Lu Xun, seemingly talking to himself, seemingly ignoring Asuka. "I studied in Japan on government funding in my early years. This is his statue—how cool, isn't it? He's my ultimate idol, one of the ultimate male gods."
After standing on a small stool and wiping Lu Xun's face, Xiao Ding finally put the cold linen cloth into the bucket, nodded with great satisfaction, and completely ignored Asuka's perfectly understandable Mandarin, saying, "That is lonely snow, dead rain, the spirit of rain."
“…” It’s a bit too much to let a ten-year-old girl understand this.
Of course, 10 years old? At 10, you should be like the young Runtu, okay? It doesn't matter whether you understand it or not. The little monk chants sutras without meaning them—when the little monk enters society and becomes an old monk, you'll understand sooner or later.
"How boring!" Asuka glanced at the boy in front of her, who she had originally found quite attractive. Honestly, if Ikari wasn't the most handsome boy in the entire school, then everyone else was just a bunch of idiots. Ikari's face was a perfect replica of Ikari Yui. With women's clothing, a blue wig, and red contact lenses, he could be Ayanami. With a white lab coat and high heels, he could be his mother (the official is crazy; they've done this before).
Such a handsome boy was certainly more than just handsome. But now Asuka really thought the boy in front of her was—damn, idiot! So she turned around and walked away, not understanding the last sentence in Chinese.
Then she naturally thought that Ikari was just showing off. She guessed that Ikari himself didn't even know what he was talking about. He wouldn't stay in Japan for long anyway. After his parents finished work, he could leave this little place with many volcanoes, earthquakes, and other abnormalities, but no shootings.
Ah, such a boring little boy—tsk, Japanese women really have a problem with their taste. The girl next to me actually said that this guy named Ikari Shinji is the most manly. Are they sick? Haha, anyone who chooses a man like this is simply insane.
"Hey, we're going to gather in thirty minutes! Don't cry if you miss the bus—"
Chapter 4: The Tsunami of Punctual Check-ins
2011年3月11日,14:44,仙台附近。
This is the last stop for the school organization to see the scenery and the sea.
"Wow, Shinji, look—this is the largest ocean in the world, right?"
Classmate A looked excited and chattered at a seaside viewing platform.
This seems to be a famous beach place.
"Yeah." Ikari didn't mind. Japan, after all, is a land of mountains, seas, and earthquakes. There was just a major earthquake, a strong, earth-shaking tremor—but that was all. The Japanese might be accustomed to other things, but the almost daily earthquakes are not just a normal occurrence, but something they're used to. Aside from Asuka, who was terrified just now, everyone else seemed calm.
Even Ikari, who traveled through time for four years in his previous life and two years in this life, said...the earthquake just now was quite powerful, but that's all.
"Asuka was really scared just now, wasn't she? I never thought such a beautiful girl could be so... well, pitiful. Yeah. So pitiful." Classmate A, an elementary school boy, seemed to have developed some strange habit: "It seems he's still hiding in the bus by the sea, afraid to come out."
"As a friend (who's been copying my homework for two months)." It was impossible to consider a ten-year-old a friend. Ikari sighed, realizing that in his previous life as a teacher, he hadn't had much desire to save misguided teenagers. He patted Classmate A on the shoulder and said, "I'll give you some honest advice: Don't mess with anyone you can't afford to offend, regardless of gender or age. Girls like Asuka... are competitive and arrogant, with ambitions as high as the sky; they're willful and hot-tempered, but their lives are as fragile as paper. They're truly remarkable, but not something an ordinary person can handle. So, I advise you..." 劉!六!九:#:④"九!三,⑥"壹?③:五:
"Ahhh, listen, teacher, stop reading, stop reading." Student A covered his ears and wailed. Several students in the distance were even captivated for three seconds: "Teacher Shinji, please stop reading. Why do you like to preach so much? It makes you seem like you know so much."
"I don't know much, I just think this is the case." Shinji looked at the other person pitifully: "You will know when the time comes."
"You act like you know Asuka so well, haven't you only seen her for three days? How do you know so much about her? Tell me, have you been secretly investigating her?"
"...I can't even hide from her." Ikari Shinji curled his lips and said, "If I approach her, I'll be a dog! And I advise you not to get too close to her. Forget it, let's just enjoy the scenery."
"...You dare to swear such a cruel oath? Okay, I'll believe you this time." Classmate A snorted, then continued to stand on the observation deck and look at the seaside. He looked into the distance through the telescope and said, "Wow, look at Shinji—that ship over there is so interesting."
"Yeah." Ikari Shinji didn't know if the other party had listened. He was of course happy to see Asuka—but fear was even greater, much greater. He didn't want to live with his head tied to his belt anymore. He was happy just lying flat on his back.
"Wow, what's going on with that tide over there? Why is that ship... getting higher and higher? Uh...? Shinji, Shinji, look, what is that?"
On the observation deck, Shinji Ikari was talking ramblingly. But then, unable to bear the annoyance anymore, he perfunctorily took a look through his telescope...
"Fuck!" He was so frightened that his mother tongue uttered. Shinji Ikari glanced at the place where the sea and sky met, and frantically adjusted the magnification of his telescope to the maximum: "What is this?! What the hell is this...huh?"
After traveling through time, I feel like there seems to be something more and something missing.
September 2011, 3…
Sendai area, east coast of Japan.
...Fukushima is right below Sendai.
"Tsunami!!!!" Ikari Shinji immediately switched back to Japanese and frantically shouted at the people on the observation deck who seemed to have no reaction. He threw the binoculars aside under the distressed eyes of classmate A: "Tsunami!!! Everyone, run to higher ground!! - Run, run into the hotel, don't wait for the elevator, run to the upper floors!!!"
"Huh?" It was obvious that no one realized the seriousness of the problem.
"Ryuji!" Classmate A had a cool name. Shinji Ikari grabbed the collar of his classmate and yelled, "Tell everyone there's a tsunami caused by the earthquake! Run to the upper floors of the hotel, the higher the better!"
"Okay... Shinji-kun! Where are you going?!——" For an elementary school student, not crying and calling for mom in such a situation is as rare and precious as not swearing in a MOBA game.
"Oh my god! Asuka is still in the car at the beach! ——The bus isn't Unit 2, she's going to die in there!!!"
"Wow...Wa ...
The shouts were almost piercing, and the reason was simple—Ikari Shinji, holding onto the railing of the observation deck, slid down the supporting pillars all the way down the ten-meter-high observation deck. As the teachers around him nearly fainted after noticing, he ran towards—
School bus on the beach.
"? Is this Shinji-kun?" The physical education teacher came over and said with the look of a butcher looking at a fat pig in a pig farm, "Isn't he impressive? I must get him on the school team. With someone like him, the garbage from the neighboring school is..."
"Run! The tsunami is coming, the tsunami is coming!"
A roar startled everyone—though most still didn't see the tsunami. The quality of the Japanese people was instantly revealed.
A group of adult tourists continued to watch the show on the terrace without any concern.
The primary school students were in panic, leaderless.
Some people took out the latest iPhone 4 and started shooting videos.
A group of teachers restrained Student A, who was shouting about a tsunami. Another group of teachers were more inclined to believe that the child had no idea how he could possibly know about a tsunami. More importantly, it was Ikari Shinji, the usually obedient (and lazy) child, who suddenly became unstoppable, twirling like a monkey, running like a cheetah, and sprinting down from the observation deck toward the nearby bus.
By the time these teachers and tourists, as adults, finally realized the tsunami was coming, they could already see the world in the distance.
Shinji Ikari's physique? No cheats, just pure speed. His agility? No cheats, just sheer daring. By the time he'd reached the bus, seven or eight hundred meters away, sprinting at the speed or energy of a 100-meter sprint, his tongue was practically on the ground, his gallbladder nearly escaping his prostate. The only difference between him and a dead dog was that he was still alive.
"Ming... Asuka? Tomorrow..."
Although! — I really don't like this girl. She's a real burden. Her personality isn't suitable for a comrade, let alone a girlfriend. She's mentally unstable, has a lot of teenage problems, and aside from her good looks, she's practically useless. But!
Chapter 5 Asuka's Body and Mind
Not to mention that she is my best friend like Ayanami who has served as a knife for me, she is also my good brother who has been with me through thick and thin with his head tied to his belt!
Can I let you die in front of me? —That's impossible! Damn, I'm not dead yet, Asuka, how dare you die in front of me! ?
When Ikari entered the bus from the cab like a dead dog, what he found was Asuka sleeping soundly in the back seat like Sleeping Beauty.
While others were visiting, Asuka was slacking off.
If a tsunami comes, you can still catch a great white shark while fishing!
10-year-old Asuka was sleeping sweetly in the last row of the bus. Her sleeping posture was similar to when she was half asleep and crawling into her own bed. You...
"Wake up! Asuka, get up!" I didn't expect that I would have the chance to say such words in my life, but this is definitely the last time: "Wake up!"
"Pa pa pa!" Three consecutive blows of love hit Asuka's little butt.
"Ah!——" When Asuka woke up from her drowsy sleep and saw that it was Shinji Ikari who spanked her, she kicked him in the crotch without saying a word——
If a female friend encounters a man she doesn't know well and hits her, her last resort is to use eye-poking, throat-locking, crotch-licking, etc. She only wants to kill him with one blow and leave no trace of harm.
"Huh!" I've been with you for so long, I know your habit of kicking me whenever something goes wrong. Who is Ikari-chan? An excellent pilot of EVA Unit-01, a socialist soul that automatically shines for capitalism, a fully automated Tokyoite, a hero who (unsuccessfully) saved the world, an outstanding soldier who died on the job! — How could I be kicked over by a ten-year-old girl? No way! With just a flick of my hand, if Asuka comes, I'll defend her alone...
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