Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

Once men take off their pants, they basically know the length of each other.

No matter how many times a woman takes off her pants, she can never know each other's depth.

"Pa!" Suddenly, a boy put his hands together and bowed to Xiao Ding.

District 11's cultural traditions instantly kicked in. "Bless me, bless me to be able to do this in the future... No, half is enough! I'm not greedy!"

"Pah! Bless me, bless me... Just let me get up and lie down like this."

"Bless me!"

Everyone's mental state is normal, and the standards for judging things are the same as in the real world. This is not the male protagonist of anime - this donkey-like commercial stuff, his mother is as soft as ordinary people.

How did this girl's pretty face match this size? Everyone felt like they had watched some transvestite drama last night.

"...There has never been a savior, nor do we rely on any gods or emperors—what are you worshipping?"

After a few minutes, everyone started class.

This was the first time the teacher encountered such a student.

Even if they're wearing swim trunks that are a size too big, they should cover up a little, right? I've been a teacher for over a decade, and this is the first time I've seen a student like this. Of course, I won't say much about the guy in these tight swim trunks who looks like he's in a gigolo.

The key question is, what's going on with those scars on your body? Ah... have you given them a heads-up? That's fine then.

"Everyone, let's do some warm-up exercises first—follow the teacher! ...Girls over there! Keep up the pace!"

Usually it is boys who are distracted.

It's not just boys who are distracted now.

Excessive fitness attracts the same sex.

"Hey, don't you always scold us and not let us look at the girls' swimming pool? - It's really going to snow today, right?" A group of boys were very happy that they finally got their revenge: "What? Some people started looking at the boys' swimming pool?" Kensuke Aida had a happy expression on his face, holding his camera in his hand.

"To be precise, we're just looking at one! - right?" Suzuhara Fuuji looked at Kensuke Aida, and then looked at the girls' swimming pool net in the distance that was full of people.

"Ah! — Damn, so handsome..."

"She's so beautiful, yet so manly..."

"Do you know what manliness is?"

"—Look at him there, there..."

"Woman!"

At 14, having known everything there was to know, and even having done things they shouldn't know, the girls of District 11 began to express their innermost desires. Some were even quite passionate.

"...What are you filming?" Suddenly, Suzuhara Touji was surprised to find that Kensuke Aida was filming Shinji Ikari.

"Make some extra money." Kensuke Aida made a gold coin gesture, and the glare from his glasses revealed a profiteer's expression: "Come and help me cover it up, don't let anyone see it - a lot of people want Shinji-sensei's videos~ Oh, I can sell them for a good price. Maybe I can even buy a new machine and a few more models..."

“…Remember to give me some!”

114 Mental Pollution

Who can I trust?

I can't trust anyone—except my mom.

But my mom is immersed in EVA now - so I still can't trust anyone.

Everyone has their own life to live. Except for mothers like Ikari Yui, not everyone will revolve around you.

Katsuragi has her own things to do. She wants to defeat the apostles at all costs - including Shinji Ikari, because she wants revenge for her father and those who died in the Second Impact.

As for Asuka... I won't comment on her. It's her personality. It would be a very time-consuming and laborious life as a psychologist to make her mentally normal.

As for Ayanami... I won't comment on her; it's also her personality. Getting her to be normal is like writing on a blank page. Although she's a mother in terms of ethics, she's actually like a daughter.

Oh, it’s even more interesting when you think about it this way.

No one in this world is worthy of complete trust, let alone Ritsuko Akagi, who is already Old Ikari's person - if Young Ikari places the bet on her, then he will be like an old centenarian taking Viagra - tired of living and looking for an exciting way to die.

Xiao Ikari has long known that no one in this world can be relied upon.

“Davarishi Ikari—we meet again.”

Outside the campus, a blond and blue-eyed foreign girl blocked Levi's way.

"? Davarishi Maria - Hello, it's nice to see you."

Levi shook hands with the Soviet deputy military attaché in Japan. In the shadows, the NEVR agent frantically called his superiors to confirm what the hell was going to happen? Should he charge in? Would it cause a diplomatic incident?

Both of them spoke Russian, and the supervisors could hardly understand them.

"Comrade Ikari, what I told you last time has been approved. Ah, perhaps our meeting won't be too long. After all, there are still many people and many eyes watching us."

He was about 1.78 meters tall, which was more than 20 centimeters taller than Shinji Ikari, who was 1.58 meters tall. He also wore a pair of high heels, and went straight to the top in accordance with his 1.80 meters height. Colonel Maria, dressed in a female version of the Soviet military uniform, kept a comradely smile to Shinji Ikari at this moment: "Comrade Pavlov, the supreme leader of the Soviet Union, is very concerned about your situation. He also expressed that he still recognizes the Soviet citizenship of you and your comrades - oh, right. In recognition of your contribution to the earth and all mankind. This time I am no longer speaking on my own behalf, I congratulate you on behalf of all citizens of the Soviet Union, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and the Supreme Soviet."

"This is what I should do." Xiao Ding nodded, and then said: "Then..."

"Well," Maria said almost hastily, "Comrade Pavlov asked me to tell you his praise for you—and that you can become a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union as an exception!"

"? Eh? I'm only fourteen..."

"We can make an exception. After all, the revolution requires it—Oh, yes. You can declare it now, dear Comrade Ikari Shinji. Do you… remember the party oath?"

"Remember, we have to sing the Internationale?"

"Sure—but I only have a small party flag here—hurry up, or some blind capitalist dogs will probably come to stop us soon."

"Yes—rise up, you starving and cold slaves! Rise up, you suffering people of the world…" Little Ikari quickly sang the Internationale, then raised his right hand and swore an oath, finally saying: "—The swearer, Shinji Ikari!"

"Very good, here is your Soviet Communist Party membership card - and your new officer certificate, and your new medal certificate." As she spoke, the older sister bent down.

There were already quite a few Japanese people around to see the performance art. What? Mr. Ikari was singing something I had never heard before at the entrance. Maybe it was a Soviet song? That didn't matter.

There was also a particularly beautiful Soviet female officer?

Elbow! Go check it out!

Some people happened to see this blonde, blue-eyed older sister, who had to lift her hips when she bent over, and then half of her upper body was almost touching Xiao Ikari's face.

Helped Shinji Ikari hang up a... Gold Star Medal.

Am I also Xunzong?!

"Congratulations, the youngest Hero of the Soviet Union." After gently attaching the Gold Star Medal to Shinji Ikari, Sister Maria saluted and said, "Comrade Colonel Shinji Ikari—I hope you will continue to fight for the cause of communism."

"Yes!" Ikari Shinji was a little excited. This is the Gold Star Medal, the Soviet Hero! This... the soul of this world is trembling violently. Don't even think about saying that I have the appearance of a hero! "I will continue to fight for the cause of communism for the rest of my life, until my death!"

"Okay... Ah, it seems the blind capitalists are here." Finally, she gently hugged Shinji Ikari's ear and put her cheek against his. The colonel, Maria, smiled and said in Russian, "Well, we'll meet again someday. Goodbye, dear comrade."

"All right, baka baka, dear comrade."

"Baga Baga~ Dear comrade"

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"Soldiers! Follow the Party's command! Win battles with integrity! Don't fear a strong enemy, and dare to challenge! Win the battle for the motherland!"

Little Ikari walked towards the base while humming a song.

Well, although there's no one in this world you can trust except your own mother (specifically referring to the relationship between Ikari and Yui), you can always trust communism... even if the Soviet Union failed as a carrier.

Although my world is basically GG.

"Wait a moment, Shinji Ikari." Just when Shinji Ikari was about to swipe his ID card and walk into the NERV base, the head of Section 2 suddenly came over and stopped him apologetically.

"Oh?" Ikari Shinji looked at the lady in front of him and asked in confusion, "What's the matter, Miss Ono?"

"After all, you've been in contact with people outside today, so we need to conduct a further body search on you. Of course, it's not that we don't trust you—but the certificates and medals you received from outside do need to be searched."

"No one can take the Gold Star from a Soviet officer! No one!" Ikari Shinji suddenly made a gesture of resistance, and put his hand directly on his pistol: "Unless you step over my dead body."

"No, it's not..."

"My superior is Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi, and my superior is Commander Gendo Ikari." Shinji Ikari directly threatened war: "If you have such doubts again, I will regard it as you unilaterally terminating the contract with me! And using illegal force to coerce me!"

Shinji Ikari issued a final warning.

"No, that's not..." Suddenly, Ono Miko heard some new instructions through her headphones. Considering that NERV only obeyed Ikari, this order was obviously from him: "Okay, we won't search you. But we will still do the necessary detector scans."

"That's fine, I have no objection." Ikari Shinji maintained a defensive posture and then walked step by step into his training ground: "I'm from the reconnaissance department, I hope you don't do any tricks that I can see through!"

"Do not worry."

In the end, this group of people cannot be trusted, and neither can NERV.

Xiao Ding has already started looking for foreign aid, and it’s nothing more than the five permanent members.

If I have my patron saint or the Soviet Union behind me—even if you have the US backing you, you still have to think twice, right? Besides, the sudden attack on NERV was caused by Seele (and the US consortium).

Planning needs to be done quickly, but not too quickly. Without capital, how can one achieve great success with a small investment? Without ability, how can one create a picturesque landscape?

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Time passed day by day, as if nothing else happened.

Shinji Ikari went to school and trained. In between, he even had a dinner with Ritsuko Akagi. It seemed that everyone had a good impression of him, and Shinji Ikari also formed a close relationship with Ritsuko Akagi.

However, the truth was revealed.

But Xiao Ikari never expected that things would happen so quickly.

One day two weeks later, all training continued.

"Senior, look—"

"?"

As soon as the training of the day began, Ritsuko Akagi discovered something seriously wrong.

"? What's going on? —Confirm the values ​​again, quick!"

"No, after retesting the mental pollution level, it's still hovering between +5 and +7, far higher than the original range of -2 to +1!"

"...?" What's going on? Why did the mental pollution level suddenly become so high? And... it's still stable?

So Akagi Ritsuko stopped the training without hesitation: "Shinji-kun, today's training ends here - you stop first."

"? Sister Ritsuko? No need?" Xiao Ikari directly refused: "I can continue training. I feel in good condition now."

"No, cease all training—Shinji-kun, obey orders."

"Yes!" Xiao Ikari immediately obeyed the order and followed the instructions.

Ritsuko Akagi nodded slightly. It was really hard to find such low-IQ soldiers who obeyed orders. She had heard complaints from her German counterparts that their drivers were quite capable, but their personalities were a mess!

How could our Xiaozhen be so strong and obedient?

"Prepare to remove the plug. Have the biochemical team prepare—Second shift of specialized testing personnel ready."

"Yes, Senior—" Ibuki Maya immediately began to make contact and issued the actual operation order. Each team immediately entered the emergency state—

About five minutes later, Misato Katsuragi, who was extremely bad at finding her way, ran to Ritsuko Akagi like the wind.

"Ritsuko, what happened?" Generally speaking, Katsuragi's attendance at these training grounds was optional. After all, she was the tactical commander, not the training commander—all technical work in this area was left to Ritsuko Akagi. Besides tactical arrangements and guidance, she usually performed other professional duties.

For example, taking the blame.

Before Shinji Ikari took the blame, she was NERV's number one scapegoat.

"Shinji-kun's mental pollution index has suddenly increased by 5 to 9 percent for unknown reasons." Akagi Ritsuko said with a gloomy face as she looked at the experimental data. "I suspect this is related to the long and long training sessions and his almost abnormally high synchronization rate. For a week in a row, he stayed inserted in the plug for too long - this was a serious oversight on my part."

In the past week, little Ikari has been soaking in his mother's arms for 12 hours a day.

"!!!—I told you I should go to school a long time ago, but you insisted on saying something like the apostles were coming and we had to intensify the training. Something's wrong! Oh! This guy just won't listen! Just won't listen! He thinks he can handle everything on his own! When I get home tonight, I'm going to scold him! I'm going to punish him!" Katsuragi grabbed his hair in pain and said, "Will this lead to any serious consequences?"

"...Don't worry. The worst case was only +7, so it's not a big deal. However, you need to reduce your training and exposure time." Akagi Ritsuko offered her professional opinion, saying, "It's only primary contamination right now, so it won't cause any serious consequences. Yeah... it won't cause any serious consequences."

"?What do you mean?"

"Some of our researchers, after prolonged research and exposure, are also exposed to certain radiation exposures due to the manufacture, operation, and operation of the plugs. Prolonged exposure can have an effect of approximately +/- 3, with the most severe being +5. Rest and medication can cure this, but..."

"? Ritsuko, you're going to drive me crazy!"

"Women may experience a period of amenorrhea, and men may experience a decrease in sperm activity, shortening intercourse time by about 30 percent."

"?"

Akagi Ritsuko saw a few big words on her best friend's face, and Katsuragi's face was full of "Isn't this a good thing?"

"Miri?"