Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

After Katsuragi pulled Ikari's ear and left.

"Did you say he went to the embassy in Japan for this matter?"

"Don't let him make too much trouble - use other methods to solve the problem. Let Akagi increase the dosage of medicine for him. Develop a puppet system and be ready to replace him at any time." Old Ikari used the insidious method from last week's episode. The son is just a by-product of love. If it is for love, wouldn't it be better to let the by-product make use of its residual heat?

"... Ikari." Fuyutsuki said in a questioning tone, very dissatisfied: "It's not good for you to do this, right? In any case, it is..."

"This is necessary for our plan. If he doesn't obey, then we'll find other ways - he's not necessary, we just have to tolerate him for a while during the transition period." Old Ikari really does things with this attitude.

A real man is judged by his actions, not his heart. Which is more important, what you think in your heart or what you do?

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Xiao Ding was put in solitary confinement, but I have to be released tomorrow anyway.

As a result, when I woke up the next morning, Zhan Zi's people came.

It is said that……

Do you want to be Xunzong? Zhangdi?

124 The country has a mission!

The soldiers wanted to contact Xiao Ikari, but they couldn't find him - Xiao Ikari was still in solitary confinement.

But Xiao Ding is very skilled in confinement.

"No, he can't be alone." Akagi Ritsuko bluntly gave a professional assessment of the technocratic profession: "The commander's order is to put him in solitary confinement, and this must be carried out. However - the third suitable person has (relatively) very serious and dangerous mental pollution, and has not yet recovered. Normally, he needs someone to accompany him at all times. Not to mention now. Although he can complete the medication on his own, when his condition is serious, he can't even press the alarm -"

Look! I'm just asking you whether licking your stepmother is useful or not!

"So I suggest that we put him in solitary confinement and require technical assistance." Akagi Ritsuko had no problem with Old Ikari at all. She had the final say on such technical matters. "Maya?"

"Eh? Senior?" Ibuki Maya thought to herself, why do I have something to do here?

"You, Ooi (Satomi), Mogami (Mai), and Agano (Hana Kaede), the four of you will take turns keeping him in solitary confinement. This will primarily be for technical surveillance. In principle, you're not allowed to chat with him. However, if he develops any medical problems—you'll handle them yourselves."

"Eh? --Ah, okay, senpai." Ibuki Maya agreed with a smile: "Then, how long will this confinement last?"

"Twenty-four hours, starting from the moment you start—so, hurry and put him in the solitary confinement cell." Misato Katsuragi, standing by, hands on her hips, checked her watch. She had a say in this moment. She glanced at Shinji Ikari and gave him a sullen look, thinking, "Why are you going to the Japanese embassy for no reason?" "What are you looking at? Begging for mercy? Even begging for mercy counts!"

Then let's delay it for a while.

Maya Ibuki took two books and walked into the confinement room with Ikari.

I feel a bit like the "Three-Cart Monk" (after Tang Monk's historical disciple Banji was physically broken apart, the successor chosen was the famous "Three-Cart Monk". It is said that he was unwilling to become a monk at first but became one by the order, so he brought a cart of wine, a cart of meat, and a cart of beauties into the temple). Shouldn't I enjoy myself too?

"Ahem!" The little beauty, completely unaware of fear in the confinement room, coughed softly and said to Ikari Shinji, "Listen, Shinji-kun! Because you are being punished now, I can come and go at any time, but you can't! Therefore, my current level is higher than yours! Got it?"

"Yes, Sister Maya." The little bottom gave a sunny and cheerful smile of a big boy.

"Hehe... But don't be so serious—since I can't talk to you, I'm basically just assisting you technically. If you feel any discomfort, tell me immediately, including physical or mental discomfort. Oh, and by the way, if you have any new symptoms, tell me immediately, such as claustrophobia or something like that."

Maya Ibuki suddenly pulled out a few wet wipes and began vigorously wiping the bench where she and Ikari were about to sit. After a long moment, she waved her hand and said, "Okay, sit down."

...I may not get sick, but you are really obsessed with cleanliness.

"Nothing." Xiao Ding said that he was not Lin Daiyu. "Thank you, Sister Maya. I will let you eat this. Accompany me in solitary confinement... Sigh..."

"It's okay. I'm just taking a break here. Alas, I'm usually very busy with work, especially lately, I've been researching the apostle's samples... Ah, I can't talk much!"

"Well... I'm going to have a seizure - oh, I feel so uncomfortable - Sister Maya, please talk to me, I feel like I'm going to die without your voice..." Xiao Ikari covered his chest exaggeratedly.

"Pfft...Okay then. Um...By the way, can you bake a cake?"

"? Uh, if you say it's really good, that's unlikely. Ordinary Russian cakes are fine."

"That's great—how about this, now you teach me how to make a cake."

"...Okay, let's do a demonstration without props. Suppose this is water, this is noodles, this is a blender, and this is..."

As Ikari spoke, he realized that the other person was a genius—he could remember everything he said. However, he was a complete jerk when it came to operation—which didn't matter.

The key point is that it took about two hours for Xiao Ding to successfully teach him how to make a cake.

"Great—then let's put it this way. I learned how to bake a cake, and I want to make it for someone..."

"Hmm." I know what's going on in your head, a lesbian bent like a mosquito coil: "Ritsuko-sister, right? I'll keep it a secret..."

"Well... no, let me do it for you first. First of all, thank you for teaching me the joy of housekeeping as a woman..." When she said this, Maya Ibuki suddenly blushed.

...? Huh?

A lesbian like you would blush because of a man? And what did it teach you about women?

"Ahem! Secondly, I want to thank you for protecting me and my senior when Unit-00 went berserk. Several people nearby were injured by the flying cement. Yeah, please look forward to my first creation! I will definitely make it delicious and send it to you."

"I'm...very much looking forward to it. Whatever it is, let me be the first one to try it. Let's improve each other's skills."

"Hae!——Ah, Agano is here to take over my shift, so I'll be out first. Kanai~"

"Goodbye."

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Old Ikari had no idea how happy his angry command made his son.

The women around me change in turns!

The next day, Maya Ibuki even added a small cake to Ikari's breakfast - there was a note inside that read "To our Soviet hero". Although this sentence was a bit ironic coming from the mouth of a technical bureaucrat at NERV's Japanese headquarters, the addition of a [?] at the end made it completely personal.

"Come out, the third fit one."

Not long after Ikari finished his breakfast, he waited for "Emperor Laowu" to come and cause trouble, but instead of waiting for him, he waited for Black Sunglasses from NERV's Intelligence Department.

"Hmm? Ah... Miss Ono." The head of Section 2, the older sister who interacted with Ikari the most. She was cold as ice, and always looked at Ikari as if she could see through him.

"Well, come out—the deputy commander wants to see you."

"? Oh." If Old Ikari wanted to meet, then Little Ikari would have to delay. But he and Fuyutsuki had no grudges against each other. Besides having a crush on his mother, the old man didn't have any abnormal behavior. "Okay—can I go wash my face in the middle of the meeting?"

"No in principle." Ono Miko refused coldly: "But if you ask to go to the bathroom during the meal, you can."

"...Thank you very much, Sister Miko." Xiao Ikari saluted sweetly.

"You don't need to call me that," Ono Miko said. She was from NERV's intelligence department, and the intelligence department was old Ikari's dog, so everyone should stop calling her that because it wasn't friendly.

"Okay, Miss Ono." Xiao Ikari saluted solemnly again, then said with a smile: "But I know, thank you. Skirt, six' nine! #, ④" nine: three! ⑥! one? ③? five?"

Don't thank me, I know all your tricks, I know how many hairs you have on your body... Why aren't you growing any more? Is it okay to just grow flesh and no hair? You're 14, and still...

Xiao Ikari was taken to see Fuyutsuki Yukimasu.

"Ah... Ikari-kun." Fuyutsuki Yukomasu pinched the bridge of his nose with his hand. It was really uncomfortable for an old man at his age! He also had his own office. Today, Old Ikari simply became a hands-off boss.

Because old Ikari was very angry, to be more precise, Seele was also very angry.

Of course, this anger still remained at the level of "someone is disobedient" and had not yet reached the level of "completely out of control." In the eyes of SEELE, which had already infiltrated the five major gangs, an "ignorant" driver from any faction posed no threat.

It didn't matter if they were from the Senjitsu, the Five Gangsters, or their respective pilots. Just like Asuka, she was an ace pilot from the US and Germany, so what? After arriving at NERV's Japanese headquarters, she was still being manipulated into doing things that were beyond her reach. In the end, she was tortured beyond recognition, and no one cared.

However, the route that Ikari took was obviously a political route, which was different from Asuka who was just given a name - of course, SEELE still believed that "the advantage is mine", and had no idea about the time traveler's shameless pretense and foresight.

"Yes, dear Deputy Commander!" He always addressed everyone as "father." The Commander was "Sir," and business was handled impartially; the Deputy Commander was "Dear Excellency." Xiao Ding saluted respectfully, then said with a smile, "Excuse me for calling me here today..."

"You, you saw it too."

There was another person standing in the deputy commander's office.

Oh hoo.

"Oh, Comrade General, we meet again." Xiao Ikari saw the military attaché of the Chinese Embassy in Japan, so he walked over, smiled, saluted, shook hands, and spoke in Chinese.

Dongyue on the side frowned - Aren’t you looking for trouble with me?

"Um - Comrade Colonel." He called me comrade. There was nothing much to say to the Soviet revisionists, but I still had to give him face - not to mention that this guy was obviously young and had an internationalist spirit.

Zhu Kairi already knew the true identity of this young Comrade Ikari—the son of the commander of NERV's Japanese headquarters, but abducted and taken to the Soviet Union at a young age. Ideologically, he wasn't just extremely left-leaning; he was definitely left-leaning. He began his military service at the age of four, engaging in guerrilla warfare across the globe, especially in the Middle East.

NERV's intelligence department is also not on the same forum, and the video of Ko Ikari blowing up the tank at the end has already been obtained by the other party.

This guy unilaterally contacted the Chinese government, and his words were filled with threats of surrendering to the Communist Party... Oh, he's a Communist himself! — He's determined to do so. Finally, he even asked for a medal—easy to do! Just call the hotline and we'll handle it. The courier arrived this morning.

"Comrade Colonel, the leadership asked me to convey the same regards to you and to express gratitude for your congratulations on behalf of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China and the PLA. The leadership said that after your term at NERV Japan Headquarters ends, you are very welcome to visit the home of our Chinese comrades at an appropriate time. We welcome you with open arms."

"Yes, thank you for the care of the leaders. It's a great honor!"

"And—I heard that you…" also "like medals?"

Ah, worthy of being raised in the Soviet Union, right? A soldier must have integrity! Integrity is a sense of honor, and the highest manifestation of honor is...

"Uh... ahem, that's right."

In order to cover up the fact that the two sides have actually been completely connected, and the level of this connection is quite high.

The five permanent members of the UN Security Council have taken action. What's your sovereignty worth? At most, the 11th district is the exclusive domain of its American father, but you think I will give you dues unconditionally? What kind of dream are you having? Who owes the most in UN dues? Everyone knows it, right?

"Hehehe... just right. To commend you for twice successfully defending against the attacks of evil alien creatures, protecting the lives and property of people around the world." Seele may have covered up the Human Instrumentality Project, but stripping away the religious overtones, this is a story of humanity fighting alien creatures (although humans themselves are considered aliens in EVA, at least alien creations). "I hereby grant you the rank of Honorary Foreign Party Member and Honorary Colonel—and in recognition of your great sacrifice in resisting the aliens, I grant you the Medal of the Republic as a token of encouragement."

“!!!!” Oh my God, Xunzong!

First, there are foreign party members, having been around since 37. I can't find any honorary titles, so let's handle it separately. Second, honorary foreign military ranks have been awarded, to a Vietnamese in 55, who died in Hanoi the following year. Third, the Order of the Republic can be awarded, the highest honor—it's a parallel world, so some discrepancies don't matter.

"Yes!" Xiao Ding was so excited. Not only did he have double insurance, but he had also traveled through four dimensions three times. Finally, someone was willing to look him in the eye. "Thank you for the Party's patriotism and leadership! Thank you for the government, thank you for the people! I..."

General Zhu Kairi kept wondering...

Is this Soviet comrade who speaks Chinese so well really one of us? This is quite ridiculous.

Zhu Kairi hung the medal on Xiao Ding's body. You can Baidu how cool the Medal of the Republic is and how profound the honor behind it is - sometimes you really can't blame the medalist entirely - someone nearby immediately started filming.

Just when Zhu Kairi was about to say a few more words to encourage him.

Suddenly, NERV's alarm sounded.

Kudos to you.

It's your turn.

125 I am not afraid of pig-like teammates, but I am afraid of pig-like bosses

A forger must be strong himself. Simply looking for trouble is the height of a shrew—because looking for trouble requires skill. Warfare has been taught to us for years: knowing yourself and the enemy is crucial.

Knowing your own strengths and weaknesses is even more important than knowing how difficult and long the enemy's path will be—after all, that way you won't be too disgraced. Easy to understand, right? Beating up Shuizi Ge is simple, because it's essentially the same as the original. Beating up Xiao Si is already quite impressive. While Xiao Si is similar to the original, it's not a complete copy. It's copied, but not completely.

The Fifth Apostle, the Angel of Thunder, God's Mercy. Known as the Little Charity Ghost... Ah, Little Charity Five—this time he arrived looking mighty and majestic. Last time, he arrived in the form of a cube, perfectly square and perfectly angled, no matter how you looked at it.

This time... it seems to be a cube again.

"Well, Shinji-kun, you are here too." Katsuragi looked at Ikari, wow... there was a golden glow on his chest.

When he arrived at the war room, Xiao Ikari saw a row of parents.

Old Ikari, still with a sullen face. As a competent leader—completely ignorant of combat, he simply delegated all authority, leaving him to languish in silence in a corner. Honestly, this was considered competent, but he often issued inhumane orders at critical moments, often causing confusion among frontline combatants.

Sooner or later, I will go to Luoyang with a knife.

There are also Fuyutsuki, Akagi, Katsuragi and others. It seems that there is no one else in NERV except these few people... Yeah, that's right. Except that they are indeed logistics personnel.

"Yes." Xiao Ikari found that he and Fuyutsuki were the last to arrive and saluted: "Colonel Ikari Nobuki reports to you."

"Are you having fun playing house?" Dad said in a very dissatisfied tone from a distance. No matter how Xiao Ding listened to it, a sour taste lingered in his stomach. "How many people do you want to play house with you?"

"Mr. Commander, do you have your own unique understanding of the contemporary global military merit system? Or do you have better rewards than these honors?" Xiao Ikari asked directly.

"Yes, Ikari-kun." Old man Fuyutsuki, despite his age, had to run all the way from his office to follow him. Fortunately, he took the elevator, otherwise he would have just found a coffin to lie down and rest. "Fighting is the top priority now! Katsuragi, are there new apostles?"

"Yes!" Their fight between father and son has nothing to do with me. How much salary do I get in a month? Giving my son a gun mount is fine, but his father's firepower is not my responsibility. Katsuragi didn't want to pay any attention to the father-son game between young Ikari and old Ikari, but now it was her home court: "The new apostle discovered in the Pacific region is currently heading to the Third New Tokyo City. He has arrived on land. The apostle's image has been transmitted back. Please take a look--"

Katsuragi turned on the "TV" in the NERV operations room. It must be fun to play games on this screen.

"...?" Xiao Ikari was stunned, then looked at the video and asked directly: "Why is the data transmitted so slowly this time? Compared to the third and fourth apostles, it is slower than the entire Pacific Ocean? And why didn't Zhan Zi launch a tentative attack this time?"

"Uh..." Katsuragi was also taken aback by the question. Of course, she knew all this, but she didn't know why: "I don't know yet."

"Excuse me." Xiao Ding, not wanting to be a test subject again, asked, "Can I launch a tentative attack?"

"Rejected." Old Ikari clearly knew everything: "Let Unit-01 directly launch a tentative attack—if you're afraid, then let Unit-00 go."

He had put in an incredible amount of effort to completely screw over the Japanese Self-Defense Force! I'm not good at fighting, and you're not good at plotting—the most important reason the Japanese Self-Defense Force had no reaction this time and didn't launch an attack or intelligence operation was the result of Old Ikari's extensive operations at the United Nations and the Japanese Congress.

"?" Ah, yes, Unit-00 was restarting its experiments this morning. "No, Unit-00 still needs to be tested. It's not the most suitable target for combat. So, Mr. Commander, what kind of attack do I need to use to judge the attack and combat capabilities of the Apostles? They are clearly creatures beyond human comprehension... Honestly, with a cube like this flying towards me, I completely fail to understand its... attack methods, or even its combat thinking. - In any case, please launch a conventional weapons attack."

"Ichi Saeko Katsuragi." Old Ikari got angry, and he felt happy seeing young Ikari being so humble.