"? Gulp—Okay."

"Truth or Dare!" Kitahara Iori pulled out his lie detector and said as if offering a treasure, "This thing is amazing at detecting truth! If you don't believe me, take a look—Hey, Imamura, come here."

"? What for?" A cool blond handsome guy walked over.

"Read the words on it." Kitahara Iori took a piece of paper and placed Imamura Kohei's hand on the polygraph.

“? The words on it?… ‘I’m not an otaku’… Aaaaaah!”

Kohei Imamura was instantly electrocuted and fell to the ground.

"Look." Kitahara Iori smiled and pointed at his friend lying on the ground and said, "This is what happens when you lie."

"? How amazing!" Ikari Shinji was stunned. NERV doesn't even have this thing, so where did you get this high-tech stuff? Last week, when they tortured me, they just used a high-strength confession agent. If it weren't for my own mental pollution, I wouldn't have been able to resist it. "Okay, then... what are we going to do? With this thing, how can I possibly tell a lie?"

"You're lying, here's a glass of Water of Life!" With a clang, a bottle of 96-proof liquor was placed on the table. From morning till dusk, the group of college boys had been drinking like dogs, and they'd already passed out several times. College students are naturally physically fit, and at 20, their physical fitness is at its peak. After a half-hour break from eight ounces of liquor, they can continue to drink another six ounces—"As for lying... sometimes men just love to lie! Hey, Kohei!"

"...You bitch...what's the matter?" Kohei got up from the ground and found that his hand was placed on the polygraph again.

"Last time you said that your penis was 18 centimeters long, right?" This is about a man's dignity.

The chicken girls without breasts are jealous of those with big breasts, the cops without guns are jealous of those with guns, and the author who can't even reach 15 cm often creates beautiful boys with 36.78 cm abdominal muscles.

It's about men's dignity and YY.

"Of course, I'm eighteen centimeters long... Aaaaaaa!" The poor handsome otaku was electrocuted again and fell to the ground. Just like online, the average person starts at eighteen centimeters and there's no upper limit. But unfortunately, where are there so many people who are eighteen centimeters long in the real world? Otherwise, why would the female principal introduce it... right?

"?" Shinji Ikari looked confused.

"Look, some men have a problem with lying!" Kitahara Iori, being the scumbag that he is, pulled out another lie detector and said, "Who among you wants to play this game with Ikari-kun..."

"Click." Imamura Kohei handcuffed Kitahara Iori's hands to the polygraph. After being shocked twice, Imamura Kohei looked like a devil crawling back from hell. He cursed, "Of course you started this topic yourself, you bastard!"

"?! Hey, hey, hey, you guys are too..."

"Now let me ask you - Kitahara Iori, are you 18 centimeters down there?" Imamura Kohei asked very directly.

"..." Kitahara Iori swallowed his saliva with his dignity as a man, then replied in a low voice with a flushed face: "Not bad, almost... Ahhhhh!"

For a thousand yen, it's so ugly.

"Well..." For a thousand yen, Kitahara Iori had completely sold his soul. He got up from the ground and drank a glass of 96-degree water of life. He coughed for a long time before catching his breath: "Ikari-kun, how long are you?"

"...? Uh, the last time my girlfriend (Katsuragi) measured it for me, it was 36.78 centimeters." The author of this book respects the reader's request and sets the result.

……

The scene was somewhat silent and awkward.

Six, nine? #!④"Nine; three?⑥"One?③:Five! In the real world, 18 centimeters per capita for East Asians is bullshit. 20 centimeters is out of this world, 25 centimeters is like hitting a wheel, and 30 centimeters is like some kind of alien creature. And what about your thirty-six... (Come on, change the word, someone found a clear bug)

"Is this thing broken?" He took the polygraph from Ikari Shinji's hand and put it on his own. Kitahara Iori put his own hand on it: "I have 18 centimeters...Aaaaaaaaa!"

This thing is not broken.

So everyone started to get bad together.

"Woo!" The girls exclaimed, blushing and looking hard. After looking and looking, they finally found out that she was a real woman.

"..." She first measured a length of 36 centimeters, which was about right. Then Busujima Sakurako measured it on her own stomach, and it was so fucking crazy: "...Impossible! I'm not some stupid (beep) 2D! It's unreasonable, unreasonable, unreasonable, unreasonable - impossible! It can't fit in!"

164 Bow and Apology

Xiao Ikari ended his vacation and landed at the Third New Tokyo International Airport in a fighter jet while feeling drunk.

Birds of a feather flock together. People are divided by their poverty.

Some poor people die in sewers because they have no money; some poor people die on tourist yachts because they have no oxygen - it's all very tragic.

Shinji Ikari will probably die in the insertion plug of Unit-01 in the end. This should be the best ending.

With only three days off, Ikari Shinji returned to NERV headquarters, while Asuka and Ayanami headed to Okinawa. They sent me all sorts of swimsuit photos, happily playing on the beaches of the South. It was truly…

Playing like revenge, changing swimsuits three times a day, and taking pictures here just to piss off Shinji Ikari - you were allowed to go out and play by yourself three days ago without us! How about it, are you envious?

The little girl seemed to be showing off, hiding her love in tsundere. She sent all the swimsuit photos of herself and Ayanami to Shinji Ikari - it seemed that she just wanted to make him jealous and uncomfortable!

"...Asuka and Rei are so cute." Misato Katsuragi looked at Ikari's phone and moaned in a tone of emotion.

"Misato, why are you looking through my phone?"

"Oh, just a look—stop it! That's enough for today!"

The little girl's level is a bit low, and the other people's bold and aggressive moves are not at the same level at all.

"It's great that even with this kind of fight, we still have time to travel to Okinawa."

"Well, Ryukyu is indeed a beautiful place." Ikari Shinji nodded in agreement, took the cigarette from Katsuragi's mouth, took a drag, and returned it, lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling. His face was filled with hope for the future. "One day... one day, after all the Angels have been destroyed, Misato-nee, Asuka, Rei, and everyone at NERV will be able to leave this damn battle together. Together..."

"I hope so." Katsuragi only smokes when she's worried. Looking at Asuka and Rei, she's very happy. Seeing that Asuka and Rei are obviously interested in Ikari, she's also worried. But the beautiful boy next to her likes her, and this can't be faked from the body and spirit: "Hey, don't you want to go with me alone?"

"One day, after everything is over, I must go on a date and travel alone with Sister Misato—"

"Then it's a deal." He murmured and kissed the other person on the cheek. Katsuragi also rested today - sleep! This time, it was really just sleep.

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"The Apostles are growing stronger." This was the conclusion and report given by Akagi Ritsuko. "Although we are still at ease in combat, it is also undeniable that the Apostles' abilities have greatly increased outside of combat. Not only is the biological structure of the Third Apostle completely different from that of the Fourth Apostle, but data analysis also reveals even more differences in their threat. The recent Seventh Apostle and the Third Apostle must be even more different in terms of combat threat..."

Ritsuko Akagi is giving a report to Old Ikari.

"Oh, got it."

Old Ikari thought for a moment. This is how the world works: My son's fighting ability is very high, and my wife's fighting ability is even higher. I need these things to defeat my enemies...

Am I some undiscovered family hero?

Oh, if Junior (Naoko Akagi) and Junior (Ritsuko Akagi) are considered family, then half of NERV is my family.

Of course, old Ikari wouldn't think so, he just said that - what if Ikari Gendo figured it out one day.

Old Ikari remained silent.

"Commander." Akagi Ritsuko, speaking from the perspective of a professional technocrat, handed over a book that Ikari Gendō, once a professional, could understand. "If the threat level of the next apostle continues to increase exponentially, we need to strengthen the existing battle..."

"The United Nations won't approve the budget. The senior officials are very angry about the pilot's bias." Ikari Gendō picked up Akagi Ritsuko's report and after a long glance, he said, "In your document, you still remain optimistic about the current combat capability?"

"Yes, I'm relatively optimistic—but this is mainly because the apostles won't strengthen in this way. The split of the Seventh Apostle this time is equivalent to the attack of three Third Apostles, but the battle is not a one-plus-one battle, so the severity of this time... The report contains the most terrifying possibility."

"Well, I've read it. The working group's analysis is pretty good."

"That's what we should do—but, beyond that, we were also surprised by how the operators handled the situation. They found a way to solve the problem immediately, and their coordination and synchronization... Commander, does EVA have any secrets we don't know about?"

"..." You ask me, how did Watma know this? "Ah, this requires further in-depth research."

"In order to prepare for the upcoming, possibly even more intense, or even different types of combat—should we allow these three pilots to continue their in-depth communication? This might even infringe upon their abilities..."

"Their mission is to protect humanity, so it's not an invasion." Ikari Gendo's expression was impassive, as if he wasn't talking about his own son. "Besides, doesn't the third most suitable person like to have casual sex?"

"……I see."

"It is said that the mental pollution of the third most suitable person has been greatly alleviated?"

"Yes, Commander."

"Okay, I understand." Ikari Gendō's words were like serving tea to see the guest off.

"We have to dig!" I said goodbye.

"Yes." Ikari Gendo nodded and saw the guest off.

In fact, deep down I am still not happy about it.

Everyone else was fine. Shinji Ikari's mistreatment of Misato Katsuragi had nothing to do with Gendō Ikari, and Asuka was even less of a friend. The only problem was the lingering hurdle in his heart—Ayanami.

"Ding!" Ikari Gendō didn't awaken the system, but pressed the call button: "Connect to the technical department."

"Yes."

After a few seconds, a response came from the other end of the electric ring: "Yes, Serling Technology Department."

"How's the conditioning of the First Fittest Person going?"

“Yes, the report will be compiled soon.”

"Just tell me directly."

"Yes—this is an incredible technical achievement. The First Fittest's body seems to have been repaired miraculously, and many physical problems requiring technical maintenance have been properly resolved. Vital problems with dopa, sulfhydryl groups, trace elements, and the nervous system have all been alleviated, and interaction with Unit-00 is now even better..."

"I understand. Please hand in the report." Ikari Gendo interrupted the other party's narration.

"Yes." The other party didn't dare to fart.

"Is this maintenance over?"

"Yes, it's being maintained as a precaution. But it's basically complete now—the First Fit can be stopped for maintenance at any time. It only requires regular inspections..."

"Let her come see me." Ikari Gendo lowered his head and checked the time: "Let's have dinner together. It will be arranged in my office."

"Yes."

Old Ikari’s office is the boss.

The entire courtyard wall must be 27 kilometers long... No, but it should be around 1000 square meters. The entire office is 1,000 square meters, with only his desk in the middle - he looks like a grave-keeper.

Two people, one is a nobody, and the other is an old dog.

But the old dog became more and more afraid as he looked at Ayanami.

"Li." Looking at the other person was like looking at his own son... ahem, like looking at his own wife.

Of course, Ayanami's cosplay of Ikari Yui is still a little off.

If you really want to see cosplay of Yui Ikari, you have to watch our Ikari Shinji! A while ago, Ikari was on a rampage and Ikari Gendo almost collapsed because he couldn't catch his breath - fortunately he was on a business trip at the time, otherwise he would have really collapsed when he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Yes, Commander."

Old Ikari looked at Ayanami and asked in surprise, "Your...earrings?"

"Yes, Commander."

"Why." Ikari Gendo hopes that the other person is his doll and does not want the other person to have his own feelings - it is not entirely because of the strong desire for control, but probably because he has no parenting experience and Ayanami's personality is a bit nagging (one person's opinion), which can easily affect the plan - so old Ikari simply deleted the other person's personality.

"What...why?" Ayanami tilted her head.

"…Why are you wearing this?"

"Because I like it." Ayanami blushed and lowered her head slightly, then said, "So I borrowed it from Professor Akagi."

"..." This sentence made Old Ikari's CPU smoke. What do you like? Borrow from Akame? You... okay: "Oh."

The old straight man said "oh" and nothing else.

"commander."

"Ok?"

"Are you happy eating?"

“No,” Old Ikari said in Japanese, shaking his head. “Just to survive.”

"Eat, Ikari-kun, it's fun." Ayanami said softly: "I hope everyone will eat together."

Gendo Ikari stared blankly at the substitute for his wife and the tool he needed to meet his wife in front of him.

Shake his head slightly.

"...I'm still busy." Old Ikari shook his head slightly. He had no other thoughts in this world. He simply said, "But if you like, I'll talk to the third most suitable person and ask them to cook for you. That's all. I'm done, you can continue."

"...Yes, Commander."

Ikari Gendo stood up and left his office to inspect the work.

It was as if the most terrifying ghost was chasing him.

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September 19th.

This day seemed no different from any other day.

It seems different, but everything is different.

On this day, Shinji Ikari got up as usual, and Asuka and Ayanami went to school as usual.

One day, Ikari was drugged, Asuka was drugged, and Ayanami was drugged.

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