Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Xiao, Xiaozhen?" If you want to stop, stop early!

"No, that's not right..." Veins throbbed, cold sweat streamed down his face, but the memory of the various rescue handwritings he'd performed on himself last week still made Ikari pause—he didn't dare to go in directly. As the saying goes, one should never enter a home without entering. After all, she was his half-mom, so this wouldn't be a good idea, right? "Ritsuko-sister... I'm the one who's (scared)... Ugh..."

In Japanese, the words "scary" and "cute" sound almost the same.

Ritsuko Akagi was instantly defeated by the beautiful boy in front of her.

Just think of it as being bitten by a dog! —Why doesn’t the dog bite me?

"...This is...my fault." Her rosy cheeks, already incredibly sensitive, betrayed an air of uncertainty. This wise doctor seemed to have lost all wisdom, only her feminine instincts remaining. Months of companionship, countless battles alongside her, countless times of covering for her—and then complete acknowledgment of her in every area! This recognition and unconditional trust.

The doctor's red lips kissed him: "I will bear this sin and responsibility! - It's my fault."

The slender legs gently rubbed the waist of the beautiful boy, and a curtain of water exuded the fragrance that men yearned for. The female doctor gently squeezed——

"Woo!" So strong! Ah, is Misato fighting such a terrifying monster every day?

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"It's been so long." Asuka's heart rate was weak, and she suddenly felt like she had lost something - as if her luck had been taken away.

"It doesn't matter. Trust Ritsuko—she's a professional." You see, Misato Katsuragi is open-minded. After all, she's a best friend, so of course she can be trusted: "Let's go—Rei, let's go get something to eat."

"I want to wait for Ikari-kun." Ayanami stared at the door in front of her like a husband waiting for his wife - it was locked and could not be opened.

"Oh, as for Xiao Zhen, he'd be upset if you didn't eat. Let's go, let's go. Who knows how long they'll take." Katsuragi Misato stretched lazily with her carefree personality and said, "We're here now, Xiao Zhen will be fine - let's go."

166 A cigarette afterward

The human mind and body cannot be separated. At least that's the case with Shinji Ikari. He can't quite tell whether it's his mind controlling his body, or his body controlling his mind.

The flesh mentioned here refers specifically to the one below.

I’m afraid someone will misunderstand me, so what I’m talking about here refers to the male reproductive organs.

It's a bit nonsense to say that there is no clear mind at all. It was completely disordered from the beginning. Various chemicals have made the body that carries the human soul so fragile. No matter how great the spirit is, it will be destroyed by the world because of the decayed body that carries the spirit.

The destruction of the spiritual world. Just like the great female knight who would rather die than surrender, but was instantly stabbed by a dildo, this is definitely not the fault of the female knight, it is the fault of the body. The unyielding spirit is not reflected in the body, but in the daily actions.

, and your final choice.

Shinji Ikari is now facing such a choice. At the beginning, his body was completely controlled by chemicals. After gradually gaining control, he gradually woke up. However, a big four forks, cool! The pleasure of the flesh is short, but the spiritual satisfaction is long.

It's beyond words! Not only did she drive Akagi Ritsuko's skirt! Six? Nine? #"④; Nine, Three; ⑥? One? ③" Five; this high-end luxury top-of-the-line intelligent limited edition world premiere Supreme Noble Edition sports car.

It's more because this car was originally intended for his own father.

Just like Liu Bang sighed, "Today I finally understand the value of the emperor", Xiao Ding also kept sighing, "Today I finally understand the ambition of Emperor Gaozong of Tang."

Emperor Gaozong of Tang, Li Zhi, stole the woman of his father, Li Shimin, who would later become the famous Wu Zetian. It's unclear whether it was the thrill of the secret affair that won out, or the sheer exhilaration of the relationship.

In short, Xiao Ding is now enjoying the pleasure of this woman who likes her father under his crotch...

There was a feeling of revenge. The relationship between father and son had already broken down, and there was no moral guilt at all. Perhaps the most crucial reason was...

This woman who was originally loyal to her father, at this moment, the kind of unrestrained female happiness, can not be concealed. A woman who likes another man can not be faked at this time - at least Akagi Ritsuko has no motive, no

ability.

At first, Shinji Ikari was shocked.

Shinji Ikari is now unable to extricate himself from this ultimate spiritual and material enjoyment. However, he still needs to think about something.

It is said that a man's IQ is highest when he is having an affair, so now Shinji Ikari's IQ is at least that of Einstein.

"Sister Ritsuko, Sister Ritsuko..." The beautiful boy murmured, kissing the red lips of the queen in front of him with a ferocious desire. His hands caressed the other's delicate body up and down like a lover. After all, in the second dimension, some things are unavoidable.

Ritsuko Akagi felt a satisfaction from the depths of her soul.

This feeling of being needed, this feeling of mutual admiration. Even though she knew it was a misunderstanding, the wise beauty still couldn't help herself. It was like a lucid dream that you knew was about to wake up, but you still hoped that this short dream would last even for a second longer.

Good. Let yourself fall into this abyss of illusion, indulge in this beautiful dream that will eventually wake you up—the sleepwalking queen, she still moves forward in desire, searching for the collapsed illusion.

"Xiao Zhen..." He was still in high spirits, but found that Shinji Ikari seemed to have woken up.

I woke up a long time ago. After the initial confusion, I was half asleep and half awake, but now I am completely awake.

"Sister Ritsuko!" This relationship can't be severed like this! Ikari Wangpo Shinji said so affirmatively, "Although we are wrong...but I will be responsible for you to the end! My dear sister Ritsuko! From now on, you are my lover——"

You know, the Pig King once said: It is impossible to fuck a woman into submission. Have you read too many pornographic books?

"This is impossible...ah!——" However, this is a hentai anime after all. The Pig Emperor had just finished saying that when he turned around and beat the Peony sisters to tears and surrendered.

The beautiful assassin was accelerated by Shinji Ikari. This kind of pleasure that was out of her control, this kind of forced happiness of having her body manipulated by men, this kind of unconscious collapse-like pleasure twitching - Akagi Ritsuko knew that whether it was from a professional perspective or from the perspective of sex,

The feeling of pleasure - I can no longer forget the beautiful boy in front of me.

"I won't give up on you, never!" She spoke incoherently, still sucking the other's red tongue. Not even an inch of the tongue was left unsucked, and the royal sister twitched and reached another climax -

Some lingering fears——

"Xiao, Xiao Zhen. Although it is indeed my fault, but, but... let me go. If you do this again, I will be angry!"

"Please kill me." Ikari Shinji gently placed the man on the bed. It wasn't acting, but it was just something he said. The naked boy handed Ritsuko Akagi her own .45 pistol, which she hadn't used before.

"When I didn't have you, I was like a fool who had never seen the light in the dark night. I never dared to hope to be with you. But now, I am like a person who has embraced the light, but was pushed into the abyss by your rejection. I could have endured the darkness,

But unless I have never seen the light! - Sister Ritsuko, I love you, please be with me - otherwise, I raped you, I deserve it, please kill me! Let me end this pain -"

"..." said Akagi Ritsuko, her heart was filled with joy. This level of beautiful boy was kneeling in front of her, saying such words in such a manner, it made her feel like she had found her home. Her clever mind was meaningless at this moment, and her knowledge was completely useless.

The character that I was once proud of has become a burden.

"I..." Ritsuko Akagi looked at the scene in front of her and bit her red lips lightly.

The body covered in sweat and love juices looked so sexy. After panting slightly, she whispered, "How could I kill you..."

After taking off the safety of the pistol, the beautiful doctor said, "Say the same thing to Misato, right?"

"Yes." Ikari Shinji nodded vigorously. This was not the time to lie. "I love her too, just like I love you. I know it's not right to say this, but I love her."

What kind of serious scumbag quotes are these? But some things are okay for some people to say, but not for others.

For example, the phrase "The bus is starting, please hold on" spoken to you by the announcement on the bus is completely different from the phrase Leon in Resident Evil says to you. The phrase "Please remain quiet" spoken to you by your mother is also completely different from the phrase spoken to you by your mother holding a sweeping brush.

Although he didn't have seven moles on his chest (Fist of the North Star), the beautiful boy with 6636 scars on his chest hugged her tightly, begging her with a "fierce" and "pleading" voice that Ritsuko Akagi had no way to resist.

That was truly the right medicine for the right disease, and it worked!—Not to mention that in the months preceding that, Little Ikari had done more for him than Old Ikari had done for himself in his entire life.

You can’t write two characters of “ding” with one stroke. Who is different?

"...How disgusting." However, women still need to be reserved. Besides, having a harem is totally unacceptable to contemporary Japanese women.

...It's not that I can't accept it at all. I can't get married anyway, and I guess it's impossible for me to get married in this lifetime. There's nothing wrong with having a long-term sex partner.

"I'm sorry, please forgive me." When apologizing, men should show their genitals and women should show their breasts. This is the most basic common sense.

"...Although this matter is indeed my fault." Akagi Ritsuko wanted to put on her clothes, but how could this be compared with the years of using handicrafts and electric products? Her waist was still soft, and the heart of the royal sister was actually together with her body.

Because very few people... no, no one has ever kissed her like this since she was born, uh... to be precise, based on her understanding as an urban woman, the kiss from the aggressive and breasty puppy in front of her can't be described as simple sex.

Although I don’t know why women are superstitious about “kissing”, it seems that they are superstitious about the feeling it brings.

"No! This kind of thing is definitely the man's fault!" No, the legislation now stipulates that raping a man is also illegal, not to mention that the man is a minor.

"..." Unconsciously, Akagi Ritsuko sneered. But she immediately fell into even greater distress. Fortunately, the oppressive atmosphere just now ended: "Ah, this is a minor... I laughed at that Misato guy for so long, and I didn't expect that I would also...

Ugh. Minors... I, an old lady, will go to jail."

Akagi Ritsuko thought to herself, thankfully, it was Old Ikari who requested this lab report; it was a secret. With Akagi Ritsuko reporting directly to Old Ikari, the Intelligence Division wouldn't be allowed to monitor her. Otherwise... well, that was a shame.

"Although I'm young, I know what's good and what's bad!" Ikari Shinji stopped using ordinary language and even used body language. "Ritsuko-sister is..."

The following omits 200 words of the scumbag's quotes, and Shinji Ikari also summarizes 500 words of the tactical support that Ritsuko Akagi provided for his battle.

"--Although you are a technician, you always stand behind me with the combat department during every battle. You always stay up late to tailor the logistics for my battle--I couldn't do anything before, even if I just liked it, I didn't dare to say it out loud. I could only silently like a

I offer you a little lunch like a coward, hoping that you will be healthy, live long and be happy... But now it is different! Thanks to the magical fate, no matter what you do to me, I am happy with it! You killed me today, that is the best way for me to die! - But,

Please don't reject me, please!"

Bottom, dog, child, top - they are both licking and smart, and it seems to be sincere because the other party is really betting his life on it.

"...Tsk, is that how Katsuragi fell? So...low-class. Such a...woman, such a..."

"Despicable." Akagi Ritsuko touched the thoroughly soaked white coat beside her and took out a cigarette from it: "You want one?"

"Ah? Um...thank you..."

"Ga Ba." The naked queen collapsed in front of the equally clean and beautiful boy in front of her, lit a cigarette and put away the lighter.

“?” I haven’t ordered yet?

"Hmm." He snorted through his nose. The sexy and lustful body that had just experienced a battle hooked his fingers and gestured to light the cigarette butt - just smoke a cigarette.

The beautiful boy received the order! The body pressed forward——

...Well, although it is long, it is still soft. Although it is soft, it gradually changes.

"Hmph." The sky was dark, the man on top, the woman on the bottom. The air was thick with cigarette smoke, and the atmosphere was becoming increasingly eerie.

"Hey—no matter what you say, I'm having sex with a minor right now... and you have a strong sexual desire! If I don't agree to it, you might report me for molesting a minor one day."

"No!" The thing that was gradually getting hard suddenly softened. Shinji Ikari thought of what the opponent had done to him physically in the previous episode.

Ritsuko Akagi felt that the other person seemed to be more interested in physical pleasure and wanted to maintain a romantic relationship with her.

The royal sister chuckled in her heart: Haha, what a naive young man.

"I will never do anything bad to Sister Ritsuko, unless I die, I won't let others..."

"No, you can!" Ritsuko Akagi interrupted the other party directly.

“? Eh? But I really don’t…”

"I said you can, and you will!" The ash from the mouth of the beautiful boy lying on him fell on his chest, becoming dirty and even more fiery: "Look, now you have made me dirty! - If you continue to treat me like this, I can't resist! Will you continue to do this?

Keep getting me dirty."

"……Eh?"

"So..." The royal scientist could no longer maintain the calm expression she had just tried so hard to maintain. This scientist didn't have the ability to do so: "If you continue to force me, I won't be able to resist... Do you hear me! Keep forcing me! Keep forcing me!"

"...Yes, Sister Ritsuko." The beautiful boy kissed her face twice: "My love!~~"

"...Stay away! Put this away!" Ritsuko Akagi was a little frightened and her voice sounded like an imperative.

"Yes, yes... Sister Ritsuko..."

Ah, to strike hard at a formidable enemy, yet to be submissive to oneself. To be indifferent to everyone else, yet to beg for mercy on one's knees—Akagi Ritsuko pondered for a long time.

Isn’t this what I want!

"Okay, go aside." The scientist's intelligence returned. After finally getting enough rest, Yang Liu sat up and looked at herself in the mirror beside her - the self in it was so...erotic.

I didn't expect that I would have such a side to me, and I thought I would never be able to have the beauty of such a woman in my life.

"Tsk..." Looking at the lip prints on the other person and the kiss marks on her own body, Akagi Ritsuko used her professional skills: "Stand over there! - Stand still! I'll see what I can do to make these disappear... I don't care about it normally, but you are not allowed to mess around with Katsuragi tonight, you heard me

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"Um... yes..." Xiao Ikari nodded hesitantly, trembling with fear and not daring to sweat.

"..." Looking at the beautiful boy who was frightened by her, Akagi Ritsuko said softly: "First of all, it's best not to reveal our relationship; Katsuragi is carefree but thoughtful... Really thoughtful? In short, don't hurt her, otherwise I won't even be able to...

The person I drank with is gone. I can remove the marks on my body, but it’s better to be safe. And…”

Gently kissing the other person on the cheek, Ji Le's stepmother said: "At least today, you have to be mine."

"Yes! Sister Ritsuko!"

167 Since we want to pursue excitement

Is it possible to fall in love with a kiss? Just one kiss—some kind of electronic succubus? I don't believe it, but whoever wants to believe it can.

But what if you were in a relationship for three months before? That's possible. Although three months is not a long time, it can at least provide a solid emotional foundation.

In the past three months, they had experienced life and death, and had entrusted themselves to each other. And given their mutual admiration - this was very likely.

Ms. Akagi Ritsuko had never been inside Yui Ikari's body to soak in LCL, so their relationship was very shallow, only a few dozen centimeters. How could it compare to Asuka's three lives, three worlds, ten miles of green oil lettuce! She had a relationship of dozens of meters after entering the plug.

"Look here, Father (Ikari Gendo)! This is how Akagi Ritsuko uses it!"

Said Shinji Ikari.