1932: Playing with the Japanese Communist Party with a doll

Lu Xun had no choice but to suppress his frustration and change the subject:

"Just the three of you? Where are your guards? How dare you go out without a single guard? Where's Miss Ma Dongmei?"

"I brought it, I just hid it in the dark..."

Fujiwara Kanezane answered nonchalantly, stuffed a candy into his mouth, and reached out his hand incoherently:

"Let me see the slingshot. Is it the one you made back at Xiamen University?"

"Hmm? You know all this?"

"Xiamen University professor Zhou Shuren noticed tourists engaging in obscene activities in a corner of campus. He then made a homemade cowhide slingshot, wrapped it with fine stones, hid behind bushes, and used it to target bare wrists... This story became a well-known legend!"

"Oh..."

Is this really that famous? I haven't told many people about it...

It might be more famous to say that during the Peking period, the "ink bomb" was thrown through walls using chalk dipped in ink.

Lu Xun suspiciously pulled out a slingshot from his pocket and handed it over, but Fujiwara Kanezane stood in front of the window, pulled it, took out a bullet rack, aimed it at a tree in the yard, and posed as if he was bending the bow to shoot a big dick:

"Look at me hitting those two date trees!"

"That's obviously not a date tree, and there aren't two of them. I feel like you're... Wait? What did you use to hit it?"

Lu Xun was about to complain when he glanced at the slingshot bag and suddenly realized something was wrong. He rushed forward and snatched back the few yellow-brown round candies he had treasured from Fujiwara's hand, wailing:

“My persimmon candy!!!”

"Hmm? So that's its name? I just searched your drawer, and it tastes pretty good. Remember to bring me some next time... Oh well, okay, since you're being so stingy, I'll just give you a few."

Fujiwara Kanezane sipped on a small, round, yellow-brown slice and took out a few round candies from his pocket and handed them over:

"But this persimmon frost candy is too soft. It's impossible to shoot accurately as a marble. We need to use the small round candies produced by our Queen Company. They are moderately hard and cheap, and are perfect for slingshots."

"...You beat it up so badly that it has to be rotten! And you blame the candy! I've never seen you waste food like this!"

Lu Xun glared at Fujiwara fiercely, took the small round candy but was reluctant to use it. He skillfully replaced it with a stone that he had polished smooth himself, raised his hand and threw it casually, and a red maple leaf fell down.

"Ohhhhh! That's amazing!"

Fujiwara no Kanezane applauded enthusiastically, and Lu Xun's beard curled up proudly: "Humph! You need to practice more!"

"That little bell on the door, can it be used as a sentry?" "Bell?"

Lu Xun, having finally caught a chance to see Fujiwara no Kanezane suffer a setback, certainly wouldn't let it go. He narrowed his eyes and spoke with a tone of disdain and disdain:

"How difficult is this? Watch me!"

Before he finished speaking, he flicked his wrist, and the stone shot out, and the bell rang crisply.

"You can hit such a small thing? And you can hit it so quickly? It's just a blind cat catching a dead mouse, right?" "How is that possible! I can hit eight or nine out of ten times!"

"Hit me again and I'll believe it." "Come on!"

As he spoke, Lu Xun raised his hand and fired again.

But this time, what responded was a woman's scream and the sound of porcelain breaking.

Ms. Xu Guangping was holding a tray of tea with a look of shock and anger on her face. There were broken teacups and tea all over the floor at her feet.

"He did it!"

Almost the moment Xu Guangping cast her gaze, Fujiwara no Kanezane pointed a finger: "He insisted on showing off his slingshot ability in front of us! He insisted on ringing that bell! If you don't believe me, ask Wang Yong!"

"I..."

Lu Xun was stunned. He never thought that there would be such a shameless person in the world. For a moment, he even forgot to refute.

Chen Kang, who was being dissed, was about to speak when he received a look that said, "Don't you want to stir up trouble?" He instantly entered "honest man" mode, nodded seriously and added:

"Yes, just now Fujiwara wanted to use the persimmon candy as a projectile to hit the leaves, but the master thought it was a waste and forbade him to do so, so he used stones instead."

I am the most honest person in the world, and I have never lied!

It's just a little bit of insignificant evasion and quoting out of context.

Fujiwara no Kanezane took the opportunity to exaggerate:

"Yeah, yeah! He also said he wanted to eat chili peppers and asked me to bring him some from Hunan next time. I disagreed, so he made a bet with me that if he could hit the bell again, I would have to find a way to make chili sauce for him... I had no choice..."

As we all know, Lu Xun had a bad stomach. When he was studying in Tokyo, it was cold and there was no heating, so he could only chew chili peppers to ward off the cold. This made his stomach pain worse, so he ate more chili peppers to fight poison with poison.

This, just like the fact that he had 7 cavities but still ate desserts crazily, was what Xu Guangping hated so much. She confiscated his sugar and chili peppers more than once, but she couldn't stop him from eating them.

Zhao Ziqi looked at Fujiwara Kanezane and Chen Kui with horror as they spoke nonsense. These two guys lied as easily as Indians taking a shit on the street... By this time, a large "well" had appeared on Xu Guangping's forehead. She hadn't had much contact with Fujiwara Kanezane and Chen Ying, so she didn't know their bad personalities. But she was well aware of her husband's sugar-craving and mischievous nature.

This summer, Lu Xun secretly asked the Queen's Company to get him ten kilograms of sugar, intending to make a large batch of candies and hide them away. However, his son Zhou Haiying, who was playing in his study at the time, accidentally saw him and immediately complained to his mother.

Xu Guangping was furious and confiscated Lu Xun's "resident identity card" on the spot, trying to cut off his "sugar source".

Unexpectedly, this stubborn guy secretly got some persimmon candy from somewhere else!

Now, you actually want to eat that chili pepper that is even more harmful to your stomach?!

Did he want to give up his stomach problems that had only slightly improved thanks to the doctor's efforts, and those few rickety teeth that were about to fall off?!

Faced with this despicable frame-up and blatant nonsense, Lu Xun was shocked and angry. Just as he was about to loudly expose this shameless lie, Xu Guangping had already pulled up his sleeve with a fake smile and apologized to the other people in the study in a gentle tone:

"Gentlemen, the tea was accidentally spilled. Could my husband help me make a new pot?"

There seems to be a statue of Acala behind him.

"Please, please..."

Fujiwara no Kanezane and Chen Fei spoke in unison, with expressions of sincerity and understanding.

"

Lu Xun was dragged away by his wife, with a look of grief and indignation and silent accusation in his eyes. Fujiwara Kanezane picked up the teacup again, sighing:

"Alas, old man and young wife, old man and young wife, they are so well-controlled..." "Indeed, indeed..."

Chen Kang immediately cooperated and sighed:

"I didn't expect Mr. Lu Xu to be like this in private."

"Scare me! Why are you pretending? You know your surname is C... Wang!" "Who was the first to blame?"

"What are you talking about? Do you have a recording? If not, what are you talking about?"

"You two..."

Listening to the faint explanations and heavy questions coming from the side hall, and looking at the two funny people in front of him joking as if nothing had happened, Zhao Ziqi's forehead throbbed and the corners of his mouth twitched:

"Is it really okay to cheat people like this?"

“Ah…”

"Um...."

Fujiwara Kanezane and Chen Kang looked at each other, revealing expressions of deep sorrow and regret.

"It's indeed inappropriate." "You're right." "That's right!"

Zhao Ziqi breathed a sigh of relief:

"So hurry up and tell Mr. Lu Xun..." "So how can I not drag you into this?"

The regret on Fujiwara Kanezane's face instantly turned into a sly smile. He quickly pulled out a piece of paper from the interlayer of a book on Lu Xun's desk and stuffed it into Zhao Ziqi's hand like lightning:

"You, go and give this to Ms. Xu. Tell her that her husband prepared a surprise New Year's gift for her. Give her something sweet to calm her down."

"What is this..."

Zhao Ziqi took it suspiciously and found that it was a pre-made New Year's card with a picture of a dog head that looked like a pig and the words "Sharp teeth and sharp mouth, fat and lazy, just like Guangping" written next to it.

By the way, next year is the Year of the Dog. The meaning of this is obvious: Mr. Lu Xun probably wanted to give this greeting card to Xu Guangping during the Chinese New Year, implicitly mocking his wife for being sharp-tongued and too strict, and also referring to the fact that she was wrapped up so thickly in winter that she looked as round as a pig.

It’s Chinese New Year, you can’t flip the table right?!

If this is sent over, wouldn't it just add fuel to the fire?! Zhao Ziqi was about to refuse sternly when a sinister voice rang out:

"Dear President, you don't want the Republic's government budget to be cut in half next year, do you?"

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After three seconds of silence, Zhao Ziqi took the greeting card and stood up to go to the side hall. This is a necessary sacrifice for the people!

I believe Mr. Lu Xun would understand me! "Ah... What a beautiful day..."

Watching Zhao Ziqi's tragic figure disappear behind the door, Fujiwara Kanezane sipped his cold tea with a heartfelt sigh. Chen Kang looked around the study and asked in confusion:

"Tsk...how come you're so familiar with Mr. Lu Xun's study?"

"Heh... just like you're familiar with my study..." "Tsk... let's not talk about this kind of thing..."

"

When the two funny guys were chatting about "By the way, you named it Xiaoyuantang, right? What a tasteless name", "You know shit, it's called Xiaoyuantang because it's round and looks like a human head. Actually, I wanted to call it Senior Sister Tang", and "What nonsense are you talking about again", the three people finally came back with freshly brewed tea.

She grinned, not knowing if there were two pieces of soft flesh missing from her waist. Lu Xun slammed the tea in front of Fujiwara Kanezane and said angrily:

"Come on! What are you doing here today? You're not coming here just to get free food and drinks, are you? I'm poor, and I can't afford to support three distinguished guests! Especially you!"

"I really want the grassroots staff below to hear your criticism from a vice-ministerial official... I'm asking you to go soak in the hot springs. Do you want to go?"

"Um?"

634 tutoring controversy

"Call him...kimoji..."

Fujiwara no Kanemi was soaking in the hot spring comfortably with a towel on his head. He clinked his wine cup with Chen Ying and sighed with satisfaction.

"..So what the hell is wrong with you?"

Looking at Fujiwara Kanezane soaking in the hot spring with a towel on his head and chatting with Chen Kang while drinking wine, Lu Xun finally couldn't help asking.

"You are so boring."

Fujiwara Kanemi scooped up the hot spring water and splashed it on his face:

"We're friends, right? A friend invited you out to hang out! What's so strange about that?"

"friend?"

Lu Xun sneered and pointed to the mark on his left rib where the tigress had pinched him:

"Is this the souvenir my friend gave me? You Japanese are really unique!"

"That's your own family harmony issue, none of my business... Isn't that right, Mr. Wang?"

"That's it."

"Humph..."

Lu Xun was too lazy to bother with the two bastards who had screwed him over so badly, so he just asked the most reliable person at the scene:

"Chairman Zhao..."

"Just call me Zhao Ziqi."

"Uh...Okay, Ziqi, what exactly are you guys doing here today?"

"To be honest, I don't know either. He dragged me out of the office. This morning I went shopping with him, and then we went to your place. You know everything that happened next."

, 3

Lu Xun's gaze once again turned to Fujiwara Kanezane.

Are you really just out for fun?

Is this guy so free?

Impossible, there must be something fishy...

At this moment, a faint woman's laughter suddenly came from the hot spring:

"Haha, that's really interesting..."

"who!"

Lu Xun was instantly alert, stood up suddenly, and scanned the misty pool with sharp eyes. But he saw that Fujiwara no Kanezane's expression was calm, as if he hadn't heard anything. A light bulb went off in his head, and he pointed at Fujiwara no Kanezane and shouted:

"That's exactly what happened! You're planning to get some women to come over and trick me, take some photos, and then blackmail me like that, right?!"

Master Lu actually doesn't like taking hot spring baths.