1932: Playing with the Japanese Communist Party with a doll

The fate of the eunuchs around him and the performance of the Japanese lieutenant made Puyi's anger, which had not yet been fully released, instantly suppressed. He almost forgot that this person was a member of the Japanese royal family, representing the Japanese royal family, and was a member of the upper class in Japan who was highly respected by the Japanese army. Forget it, forget it. I have always been a generous person. Why should I bother with a child who is probably less than 20 years old?

Although he completed the psychological construction by using the Ah Q-style spiritual victory method, Puyi's face was still very ugly.

Even the Japanese officers who had previously held him under house arrest and forced him to sign various agreements were at least polite on the surface!

This guy...

Puyi said with a gloomy face:

"I am Aisin-Gioro Puyi. As a special envoy, isn't it a bit too rude of you to behave like this?" Well, after being slapped in the face, I could only refute it weakly like this.

I really don't know where the so-called "imperial arrogance" and "angering the Japanese" that some people later boasted about online are. His remark to the translator at the Far Eastern Tribunal, "Don't interrupt me while I'm talking," doesn't count.

With the Soviets backing him up and Japan surrendering, even if Puyi was a living eunuch, his cock should be a little hard now, right?

Huh?

and many more.

So, even after the war, the Kuomintang government, which continued to kowtow to the Japanese and accept their surrender, acted as if it had been defeated...

Tsk.

He is even worse than a eunuch.

"Alright, alright. On the orders of Brother Hirohito... I respectfully wish the Emperor of the Qing Dynasty well."

Because your voice is quite nice, a bit like Sun Honglei's, and I want to use your face later. "I am at peace."

As if he had completed some great ceremony and received some great respect (because he was called the emperor), Puyi nodded with satisfaction and asked again, "I wonder why Mr. Fujiwara has come to visit me?"

"Firstly, I'm here to greet you on behalf of my brother, Emperor Hirohito... Secondly, I'm personally curious about you, the former Emperor of China..."

It was indeed a child.

No wonder he's so rude.

While you're right to consider me the emperor, can the term "Your Majesty" be used so carelessly?

蠢!

It should be called "Emperor" or "Your Majesty"!

Little Japan is little Japan, and the royal education is so poor. Humph, it is indeed far worse than my Qing Dynasty!

(Note: After the Qing Dynasty entered the Central Plains, they thought that the word "Your Majesty" meant "a waiter under the steps" (original meaning), so they were reluctant to use it and changed it to "Emperor". "Your Majesty" was rarely used.)

(In the eighth year of Yongzheng's reign, Xu Jun, a Hanlin Academy scholar, addressed Yongzheng as "Your Majesty" (some say "Your Majesty"), which was considered a mockery of my rampant killing and torture.)

(In addition, the poem "Qingfeng is illiterate, why is it flipping through books?" was found in Xu Jun's house. As a result, the Xu family was executed, and more than 300 people were implicated - this is the famous "Qingfeng Case") (From then on, no one dared to address the emperor as "Your Majesty" until after Yongzheng's death.)

Puyi completed his contempt and victory over Fujiwara no Kanezane in his heart, and raised his chin proudly:

"Thanks for the greetings, anything else?"

The implication is that now that you have completed your mission, you can leave (get out). "No, there is just one more thing."

"What?"

"Your Majesty, could you at least express your gratitude to me?" "...Thank you?"

"Yes, I brought your wife from Yingkou to Fengtian, and along the way, we, the soldiers of the Empire of Japan, guarded her safety. Shouldn't you thank me?" "Oh, thank you Fuji..."

Puyi was stunned as soon as he said this. He remembered what happened last night.

Especially the maid's words. It hurts... Fujiwara no Kanezane!

It turned out to be him!!

It turns out the adulterer is this bastard!!

His Majesty the Emperor seemed to have returned to the Hulunbuir grassland, with a heavy burden on his head.

Fujiwara no Kanezane's words "Thank you for escorting your wife" were automatically replaced by "Puyi, your wife is very smooth." No man could tolerate such an insult.

"Fujiwara... Boom!!"

A maid standing nearby swung her palm lightly, smashing the foot of the solid wooden bed into pieces. Fujiwara Kanezane tilted his head:

"Your Majesty, what do you want me to do?" "...Nothing...Nothing..."

Huh?

The word "Your Majesty" seems to sound quite nice.

084 How to become emperor without selling out the country?

There is no conflict in this world that cannot be resolved through violence; if there is, it means that violence is not violent enough.

As a fragile carbon-based organism, humans are very careful about their lives, and Puyi is no exception.

After comparing the hardness of his head and the end of the solid wood bed, he decisively chose "tolerance and forbearance". "Children are just ignorant.

Although this "child" was only six years younger than him. "Your Majesty, what did you want to say just now?"

"No...nothing...this is your Japanese property." "It's okay, my house is pretty big, I can afford it."

What does the size of your house have to do with being able to afford the damages? Shouldn't it be "my family is quite wealthy"?

not educated.

After muttering a few more words inwardly, and achieving a moral victory, a brief silence descended upon the room. Humiliated, Puyi refused to speak, while Fujiwara no Kanezane marveled at the accuracy of the historical record. Puyi, at least during this period, truly was a "servant."

Extremely bullying, extremely cherishing life, and extremely wanting to be emperor. Ha, waste.

"So, Your Majesty, I brought your wife all the way back here. How do you plan to repay me?"

.... "

You fucking cheated on me, and you still want me to thank you?!

(Note: The term "green hat" already meant "wife cheating" during the Yuan and Ming dynasties.) Puyi suppressed his anger and said:

"How do you want me to express my gratitude to you, Lord Fujiwara?" "The simplest and most direct way is with money!" "Money? How much do you want? I'll give it to you!"

A hint of disdain flashed in Puyi's eyes.

As an emperor, even an abdicated emperor, money is really just a number to Puyi.

After abdicating, he stayed in the Forbidden City for 12 years. The "living expenses" given to him by the Nationalist government alone amounted to 4800 million yuan, not to mention his original terrifying savings.

Although a lot of money had been lost due to various mishaps, the amount stored in the bank and the priceless treasures alone was still an amount that ordinary people could not imagine. So, money?

Oh, that’s really not a problem.

"Two people, 20 yuan, isn't that a lot?" "Ha... Is this how much you're worth as my queen?" Puyi waved his hand and doubled the price: "I'll give you 50 yuan! We're done!"

Don't "harass" my queen anymore, or I'll look bad!

Of course, because of Fujiwara no Kanezane's noble status, the price is indeed somewhat inflated.

Damn, it’s getting low.

The Shanghai CCP is worried about 5 yuan, but here they give 50 yuan as soon as they ask. Damn Pu Yi, he is so rich...

Fujiwara no Kanezane didn't understand what Puyi meant by "we're even", and after muttering a few words in his mind, his attitude became much better: "Thank you, Your Majesty, and please send the money to my room later."

""

".."

Damn little Japanese. Are you afraid that I'll regret it?

Puyi despised Fujiwara no Kanezane even more.

But the man who had just made a fortune didn't care about that and started to get down to business with satisfaction: "Then, Your Majesty, let's get down to business."

"Business?"

"Yes, although I address you as Your Majesty, in reality, you are just an ordinary Chinese, right?"

This incident hurt Puyi deeply.

This was his worry. Otherwise, why would he come here from Tianjin so humiliated? Puyi's face darkened.

"What do you want to say?"

"I don't know, Your Majesty, do you want to be the emperor of Manchukuo?" "Heh..."

Puyi leaned back in his chair and said sarcastically:

"Isn't it all up to you Japanese? You can make the decision?"

"It may be difficult to make the decision, but I can say a few good words for you in front of my brother the Emperor."

Puyi's eyes narrowed.

I almost forgot that this guy is from the so-called "Fujiwara family" and is the younger brother of the Japanese Emperor.

Could it be that he and his family have great influence in front of the Emperor? "How far can you go?"

"Hehe, that depends on what conditions His Majesty can offer."

Judging from the fact that he was just extorted of 50 yuan, this guy is a money-loving person; if he loves money, that's easy to say.

"If I become emperor, you can personally take one million dollars." "Only one million?"

Fucking little bunny.

After thinking about it, Puyi decided to increase the stakes:

"One and a half million, plus some calligraphy, paintings, and jewelry from the royal collection." "For example?"

"I can give you 'A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains', and 'Along the River During the Qingming Festival'...if I can successfully become emperor this time, I can also give you 'Along the River During the Qingming Festival'."

"Well...that's about right..." The two bargained for a while.

Zhao Ziqi, who was standing by, had mixed feelings.

He did not have much sympathy for the former supreme ruler of China who was bullied in such a way, but just felt extremely aggrieved.

Such a decadent and backward country, which sold out its own country without hesitation, actually ruled the vast country of China and oppressed the Chinese people for more than two hundred years. Not long after, Zhao Ziqi heard about his own story:

"There is one last condition. My follower must have a position in Manchukuo." "He? Who is he?"

"The accountant and guide I hired in China have been with me for so long, I have to give them some benefits."

“..."

Zhao Ziqi understood that this was someone's promise to give him an "identity," so he lowered his head and said nothing. "They're trying to plant your people in Manchukuo, right?"

Puyi didn't care:

"What do you want him to do?"

"How's the Prime Minister?"

"puff!"

Puyi almost spit out his saliva. You really dare to think so!

"No! That belongs to Mr. Su Zai (Zheng Xiaoxu)!"

"Then... the Minister of Civil Affairs can do it, right?"

"No, that's Zang Shiyi's."

"...this..."

After some bargaining, Fujiwara no Kanezane became annoyed and said, "This is not acceptable, and that is not acceptable. Just tell me what you want!"

"How about starting him out as Cabinet Secretary? I'll consider promoting him later."

"...Ziqi, do you have any objections?"

"No, thank you for your care, sir."

OK, that's it."

After agreeing on Fujiwara no Kanezane's personal terms, the two sides entered into discussions on how to persuade the Emperor and the Japanese government. This part was much simpler.

Because the things being sold, including China itself, did not belong to Puyi, so of course he agreed very quickly.

In fact, Puyi had already discussed many conditions with Itagaki Seishirō and others during this period, and the general framework and candidates for the "new country" had been almost agreed upon; in fact, the biggest point of contention between the Japanese and Puyi now was whether he would be the "ruler" or the "emperor" in the newly established "Manchukuo". Puyi naturally wanted to be respected as "Emperor", but the problem was that the Japanese had always preferred "ruler" rather than "emperor".

As long as this point was settled, as long as he could become emperor, Puyi didn't care about anything else.

For example, the maintenance of public order and national defense in Manchukuo must be entrusted to the Japanese army, and the construction and management of railways, ports, waterways, and air routes must be entrusted to Japan; Japanese must be appointed as councilors of Manchukuo, and central and local government offices must also employ Japanese, and their appointment and dismissal must be approved by the Kwantung Army Headquarters, etc. On this basis, Fujiwara Kanezane added some new conditions: