1932: Playing with the Japanese Communist Party with a doll

She lives a hundred meters away from us!

While Li and Wu were stunned, UMP45 walked in. Seeing He Zizhen's appearance, she raised her eyebrows and took a step forward. She grabbed her wrist and touched it for a few seconds. She stared at her belly for a while and said with a smile, "I noticed it this morning. It seems you are pregnant. The due date is around November this year. It should be a boy."

"...pregnant? Boy?"

The Wu Hao couple were stunned, and He Zizhen angrily shouted at her embarrassed husband: "I haven't been eating well recently. I have acid reflux. I told you everything, but you never remembered!" "Hehehe..."

Li Desheng laughed awkwardly.

How could he remember such a trivial thing?

The other comrades who rushed over soon learned the reason and congratulated Li Desheng.

They all knew that one of Li Desheng's three sons with his first wife, Yang Kaihui, had died in infancy the previous year, and two were being cared for by the Party in Shanghai. Li Desheng and He Zizhen's first child, born in Changting County, was entrusted to a local farmer due to the intense wartime situation and was never found. Two days ago, when Wu Hao and his companions went to Changting to retrieve UMP45, they specifically inquired again, but still had no news.

This time, I should be able to keep this for a long time, right?

However, the current situation in the Soviet area...

However, compared to Li Desheng's new child and his concerns about the future, everyone was more curious about Agent Matt's attitude at the moment. "...Agent Matt, are you also a doctor?"

"I'm not a professional medical person... a medical operator. I just know some basic home health care knowledge and battlefield rescue." Basic medical module, this is a must-install module for humanoids in 2082.

Humanoids, or highly intelligent, fully simulated robots, are ultimately there to serve humans. If they don't even know basic medical rescue knowledge, what will happen if their human owners need help? As for battlefield emergency rescue, it is the most basic of the basic skills for tactical humanoids like UMP45, who often need to fight alongside humans.

But even so, she is not a professional medical humanoid.

A true professional medical doll can use its finger to test and analyze samples, generating a reading in seconds. "...pay attention to rest and maintain a regular lifestyle, and eat more..."

After listing a bunch of food names and precautions, UMP45 realized none of these conditions existed in the Soviet area. She changed her tune and said, "I'll prescribe some medicine for you later. Just follow the recipe."

" ”

"..."

Intimidated by UMP45's demeanor, no one spoke for a moment. After a long moment, Li Desheng smiled wryly and said,

"Thank you, Comrade Ma Shiwu, but tell me, you don't know how to use medicine?" Whether it's a man or a woman, you can tell. Isn't that brilliant?

"I really don't understand."

UMP45 shook her head and said:

"A true professional medical...operator in our World Revolutionary Party must at least be proficient in basic Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) diagnostic and treatment methods like observation, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation. In this regard, the best I can do is take a pulse." Someone in the crowd was puzzled.

"Traditional Chinese Medicine, isn't that a scam?"

"That's because the research isn't thorough enough. In fact, if you study it thoroughly, you'll find that both so-called Traditional Chinese Medicine and Western Medicine are essentially just means of curing illnesses and saving lives." "By 2082, all the TCM diagnoses of "happy pulse," "slippery pulse," and "slow pulse," and Western medicine's "procedures" and "color Doppler ultrasounds" will actually be digitized."

Since it's data, it can be loaded into any humanoid cloud map. As a high-level electronic warfare specialized humanoid, UMP45 is, at least in the area of ​​Western medical examinations, an absolute expert. She can directly scan the human body, examining various areas of the patient, and even perform minor surgeries where necessary.

"oh."

At this time, He Zizhen also recovered and carefully noticed the sadness in Deng Yingchao's eyes. With a thought in mind, he said, "Commissioner Matt, can I ask you a favor?"

"What?"

"Can you help our comrades in the Central Committee take a look? They often stay up late, smoke, have irregular meals, and their health..."

"Zizhen!"

Li Desheng stopped her sternly: "How can we..."

"OK OK."

UMP45 waved her hand dismissively.

"I have nothing to do anyway. Now that I've said that, everyone, please sit in front of me, one by one!"

After some humility.

"Comrade Ren Bishi, you must have been subjected to electric shock here, here, and here. You have some hidden injuries, especially on your knees and back... Oh, there must be iron filings here..."... You also have the risk of high blood pressure and irregular heartbeats. Your physical condition isn't good to begin with. You need to pay more attention to rest and diet, otherwise it's easy... Don't worry, I'll adjust it for you another day."

"Comrade Gu Zuolin, your problems are similar to Comrade Ren's, especially with your heart and lungs. I suspect you have tuberculosis. I purchased streptomycin sulfate from Hong Kong.

When you get there..."

"Comrade Deng Fa, Comrade Wang Jiaxiang, you two are in good health and don't have many hidden dangers, but you should also pay attention to your diet, otherwise gastrointestinal diseases will be a big problem.

You're telling me this is called "not understanding medical skills"?

Even the guard blushed as he was examined and his hemorrhoids and other private issues were pointed out. Only then did He Zizhen push her reluctant and embarrassed husband forward. After a while, UMP45 threw out a few words:

"Eat less spicy food! Smoke less!"

Hahahahahaha...I get it, but don't even think about it, I'll do it!

111 The Omnipotent Matt Agent

On the second night of March, all the leading comrades in the Central Soviet Area slept soundly.

Some people feel at ease because they know where their physical problems lie, some people feel at ease because they know they are healthy; some people feel at ease because they know how to treat and maintain their physical illnesses, and some people don't take it seriously at all.

Yes, you know who I'm talking about. It's you, the Hunanese guy who smokes all night and can't eat anything without spicy food. Only the Wu Hao couple couldn't sleep.

Because of the large number of people and privacy concerns, UMP45 said they could only examine their bodies privately tomorrow. "...Shaoshan, how about... forget it?"

Late at night, Deng Yingchao nestled in Wu Hao's arms and whispered.

Wu Hao didn't answer immediately.

He knew his wife's mentality.

The first child was aborted without the permission of his young wife because she was worried that it would affect the revolution; the second child was too big and difficult to deliver, so the doctor used forceps to crush his head and he died tragically; since then, his wife has never been able to get pregnant again.

This knot in her heart was also one of the reasons why she stayed in Shanghai for a long time to work and did not follow me when I withdrew to the Soviet area at the end of last year. In fact, when it comes to the issue of children, Deng Yingchao is both eager and afraid.

What if... hope is followed by despair?

After thinking about it, Wu Hao could only offer one consolation:

"...Xiao Chao, don't worry. You've seen Special Envoy Ma's medical skills. Perhaps she really does have a solution?"

Knowing that her husband had always wanted to have a child, Deng Yingchao could only sigh silently.

The next day, UMP45 came to visit early, kicked Wu Hao out to work, closed the door, and began to examine Deng Yingchao. After a while.

"Okay, put it on!"

UMP45 washed her hands and smiled at Deng Yingchao, who was too embarrassed to raise his head but still looking at her with hope.

"We're both women, and this is just a normal gynecological examination... However, what's certain is that your inability to conceive is indeed a problem on your side." "...What disease is it?"

"The blockage of the middle fallopian tube is caused by complex reasons. It's not a big deal. I bought a laparoscope in Hong Kong. I can perform a fallopian tube dredging or resection and anastomosis on you."

This is... not understanding medical skills?

I don't understand anything he's saying. Deng Yingchao smiled bitterly in his heart.

Comrade Matt is really modest...

Since Deng Yingchao's current physical condition is somewhat poor and she cannot undergo surgery immediately, she still needs to rest for a period of time. Therefore, after arranging her recuperation, UMP45 continued to follow He Zizhen to visit various departments. According to what was discussed last night, during this period of time in the Soviet area, Agent Matt can visit any place, interfere with the work of any department, check any documents, and collect any intelligence. He is more powerful than the emperor. In exchange, she has to help the various departments in the Soviet area find out the problems in various aspects, help them establish more complete systems, etc.

"...Commander, you've really caused me a lot of trouble..."

Thinking of someone far away in the Northeast who was plotting something and had to remotely command someone here, as well as herself who had received a new mission, UMP45 sighed silently.

"Commander Matt, where are we going first today?"

"Let's go first... to the Finance Department and the Political Security Bureau, which have caused the most problems before!" "Okay."

It is called the "Ministry of Finance", but its full name is actually the "People's Commissariat of Central Finance", and its office is located in a wooden house of more than 10 square meters.

When He Zizhen entered with "Special Agent Ma/Secretary Ma," the six people in the room stood up to greet him, including Minister Deng Zihui. After yesterday's events, who wouldn't recognize this "Special Agent Ma" and "Disciplinary Inspection Committee Secretary" who had appeared out of nowhere?

Even if one has nothing to hide, one would feel uncomfortable in front of this "evil god", not to mention those who already have something to hide.

so...

UMP45 glanced at a man who seemed to be hesitant as he stood up, and said with a smile, "Hello everyone, time is urgent. Please introduce yourself first, and then take out the account book for me." "...Yes."

Everyone started introducing themselves one by one. UMP45 didn't interrupt until the man came up. Then she suddenly spoke up: "That's your other name, right? I remember you were also called XX, right?"

"Ah...ah? Ah! Yes, yes..."

The man wiped the sweat from his head and forced a smile.

Because of this inexplicable "superfluous talk," everyone in the Finance Department looked at their former colleague with suspicion, their eyes becoming more alert. UMP45's lips curled up slightly.

"Come, show me all the account books." "Ma... Secretary Ma, how long do you want to see them?" "All the account books since your establishment." "That's... a lot."

"It's okay. I'll be here with you all day. Besides, it probably won't take long." "Okay...Okay."

Soon, stacks of ledgers were brought into the room by the staff, and everyone watched in amazement as UMP45 flipped through them at lightning speed. The "ah-la-shua" sounds were incessant, and she finished one after another in a few minutes, making people wonder if she was even seeing clearly. What...what was she doing?

Check the accounts?

What about the abacus?

Just do it like this without having to calculate? It can't be mental arithmetic, right?

Come on, it's not that fast...

An hour and a half later, all the ledgers were gone through. UMP45 set them aside and began assigning tasks to the Finance Department: "You, responsible for ledger number x, you, responsible for... Alright! Follow my orders, prepare to review the ledgers and record any errors!"

Everyone hurriedly opened their account books, prepared themselves, and listened to UMP45's report item by item:

"Account Book No. X, X Month X Day, Page x, Line x...Calculation error, the numbers are..." "Account Book No. XX...Account Book No. XXX...Account Book No. XXXX..."

"Well..."

Originally, everyone was still listening with some doubts;

But as they continued to examine and compare, they only had one thought in mind: quickly correct the mistakes as Secretary Ma said!

Deng Zihui asked in disbelief:

"Secretary Ma, you...did you write down the entire account book?"

“Of course, this is a basic skill, right?”

Electronic warfare special humanoids like UMP45 are all highly intelligent AIs that are based on national-level supercomputers. If they can't even handle calculations that ordinary calculators can handle,

That's of no use;

The reason why it took until noon to finish was that most of the time was spent manually flipping through the account books. The actual numerical results were calculated within a few nanoseconds.

Deng Zihui and others were instantly shocked.

Is this human language?

Forget about identifying these errors or even memorizing the account books. Even if they recalculated the numbers according to UMP45's instructions, they still spent half an hour on their abacus before coming up with an answer that everyone agreed on: "...a total of less..."

"One hundred and forty-eight dollars, right?" "...Uh, yes!"

This precise number made everyone's eyes widen, and then they asked in confusion: "Secretary Ma, this money..."

"...Hey, of course I'm asking you, right?"

Seeing UMP45 looking over with a smile, the man who had been named just now collapsed to the ground.

After spending half a day teaching the Finance Department how to identify and address gaps, standardize accounting standards, and establish financial management systems, UMP45 was invited to the National Political Security Bureau again that afternoon. This time, the task was much simpler.

After reviewing the "Organizational Outline" and other documents previously drafted by the Soviet Central Committee, which were almost copied from the Soviet Union, she didn't comment much, simply pointing out more than 30 key loopholes and leaving a message: "My commander said that the State Political Security Bureau should actually be the State Security Bureau, protecting the security of the state's top organs and cracking down on enemy agents, but in practice it often becomes a tool of political repression;" "For example, your so-called "counter-revolutionary crime" is a vague crime, mostly within the scope of free conviction, and it is too easy for people to use it as a tool for political persecution;"

"Murder is murder, rape is rape, treason is treason, prison escape is prison escape, espionage is espionage... Every crime should have a corresponding definition and punishment." "Using the term 'counter-revolutionary' to cover everything will only end up making everyone feel insecure, labeling good people as bad guys and suppressing them, and making people hate the revolution and even oppose it."

"I remember that before Deng Xixian took office last year, 435 of the 623 cadres in Ruijin County were executed by your former county party secretary, Li Tianfu, in the name of the 'Social Democratic Party.'" "Perhaps there were some bad elements involved in the Anti-Rightist Movement, but I estimate that at least 80% of the cases were unjust, right?"

"No, no, no, you're mistaken. I'm not saying they're innocent or that they didn't commit corruption. I'm saying they might not have been Social Democrats, but they were killed on that charge. That's a wrongful conviction." "You had evidence of corruption and it's right to punish them, but do you think it's right to punish them for a crime they didn't commit?"

"Don't you think it's sad that Mrs. Chen Yi's tragedy happened?"

(Note: Chen Yi was called to a meeting and before leaving, he made an agreement with his wife that if he didn't return within three days, he would definitely be labeled a counter-revolutionary and there would be no need to wait for him;)

(As a result, nothing happened at the meeting, but on his way back, he was attacked by militia, which delayed him. His wife mistakenly believed that Chen Yi had been killed as a counter-revolutionary. Unwilling to live alone, she jumped into a well and committed suicide. She was 20 years old.)

"The human head is not a leek that can grow again after being cut." This long paragraph made Deng Fa think deeply.

Although what he said makes sense, without the concept of "counter-revolutionary crime", many crimes really cannot be defined! That would only allow some particularly bad anti-rightist elements to escape.

Could it be that Agent Matt has a solution?

A few days later, when UMP45 went to the National Bank to sort out the management system and rectified problems in the Ministry of Internal Affairs (not the Soviet one) in the departments of health, transportation, post and telecommunications, food, social protection, and household registration investigation and resolution, and came to the Supreme Court where He Shuheng was to "lecture", Deng Fa also came with him.

Then, he finally realized how omnipotent Agent Matt was:

"No matter how many bold ideas you have, I have an extremely complete criminal law here."