His presumptuous attitude, commanding tone, and no matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary pebble you can find anywhere, yet he claims it's a "priceless treasure."
The scene suddenly fell into silence. After a while, the guards and the potential husbands drew their swords and prepared to teach this rude madman a lesson.
"You! How dare you be so disrespectful to the princess—"
A loud bang interrupted the angry, sword-drawing candidates. Or rather, they were physically silenced by being forced to perform a quadruple backflip that would make even gymnasts blush. Everyone stared in amazement, turning to see an unknown weapon emitting white smoke in the young man's hand—literally, a revolver.
"Stop your rambling. I've handed over the treasure the princess wanted, and I won the selection. Who has a problem with that?"
The young man tapped his shoulder with his revolver, his eyes fierce. No matter how you looked at him, he looked like a gangster or a bandit.
“Eh, eh~ I didn’t ask for anything like that—”
There was a bang, and the bullet flew between the rabbit's ears.
"Hey, sorry, Bunny, are you picking on my priceless treasure? Hmm? If you get too carried away... be careful I might tear it apart, okay?"
"Tear what apart!?"
Kaguya folded her beautiful rabbit ears and trembled with fear.
The bloodless and tearless young man waved his revolver and pressed the princess, "Princess, you really want this priceless gem, right? Am I right?"
The princess's eyes wandered, looking for someone to help...
"Oh, I have to be on duty this afternoon, so I'll be leaving now."
"Oh, what a coincidence! I actually have something to do too."
The potential husbands quickly returned to their work. They worked diligently, and even though they were being held at gunpoint, it was certainly not because they were being coerced.
The princess tearfully asked for help from her adoptive parents, the old grandfather and the old woman.
"Oh, it's already this late. Honey, I have to go up the mountain to chop wood."
"Oh, my dear, I'm going to the river to wash clothes too."
As expected of Kaguya-sama's adoptive parents, they never forget their daily work even at this time. They are truly diligent. Even if their beloved daughter complains, "Hey, that's another story!", they still insist on completing their work.
Then, turning around, she realized… everyone had already left. Unexpectedly, she felt so unpopular, and the princess wept bitterly. Blushing and heartbeating, she asked the young man, "Do you want me so badly that you're resorting to such unscrupulous means?"
The answer I got was...
"No, I didn't want you. I stumbled upon this weapon by chance... and after some investigation, I discovered it was from the moon. I'm very interested in your homeland, and becoming your husband would be a great way to negotiate with them. As the husband of a fellow countryman, perhaps I could easily obtain the weapon."
This reason was too much, and the princess finally broke down in tears.
The princess encountered a terrible demon, but there was still hope. In fact, the princess also thought it was about time to return home to visit her family, so she happened to contact the moon.
The moon's science and technology are the best in the world, so as long as my family comes over, I will definitely be able to drive away this evil spirit.
So even if the devil said to her, "I'm sorry, I won't threaten you anymore, please stop crying," and stroked her head with unexpected tenderness, she would not be moved by the devil. The princess was not that easy to fool.
So after a few days—
The moon finally sent a welcome. Everyone imagined a fantastical arrival on a golden cloud, but what appeared was a disk-shaped spacecraft. This was a true encounter with the unknown.
Everyone was stunned, but the devilish young man's eyes lit up when he saw the high technology on the moon.
Then, after occasionally being treated kindly by the young man over the past few days, Sorry Rabbit began to harbor the common thought, "Maybe this guy can't live without me," that women who have been seduced by bad men often have. Before Sorry Rabbit's sight, the spaceship lowered its ramp.
Emerging from the glittering ship were… the bunny-eared uncles…
Human beings’ fantasies about the moon are just fantasies.
At that moment, a petite girl stepped off the ship from behind the Moon Man, who had betrayed everyone's expectations. She had smooth hair, captivating and beautiful red eyes, dreamy rosy cheeks, and delicate cherry lips.
She is such an incredibly beautiful girl, like a doll.
Her attire suggests she's a noblewoman on the moon. In reality, she's a vampire princess who came with the bunnymen because she wanted to see the Earth.
The princess was walking down the gangway when she suddenly stopped and stared at something with wide eyes.
The crowd was in an uproar. Suddenly, a dreamlike girl appeared, like the embodiment of beauty. When they were excited, the girl stared in their direction, and a group of men immediately thought she was looking at them.
At that moment, a young man stepped out of the crowd. He held his head high, his chest puffed out, his gaze intense and powerful. Of course, that man was the devil. Though someone behind him could hear him say, "Wait, don't go ahead alone! I'm not ready to introduce you to my family yet," he ignored them and continued on his way.
He walked up to the blonde, red-eyed princess.
"My name is Hajime, of the Nanyun family. May I ask your name?"
Although someone from the back said, "Huh? Your attitude is different from when we first met...", no one paid any attention.
The young man respectfully asked for her name. The beautiful girl blushed and simply replied "...Yue", seeming a little shy.
"Yue? I remember it means moon in the mainland. It's a beautiful name, and it suits you very well."
Princess Yue's face grew redder and redder. Seeing her adorable appearance, everyone around her couldn't help but exhale hot breaths. Only Kaguya shouted, "Hey, what's with that attitude! Mr. Hajime is my husband!", but no one paid any attention to her.
The young man didn't care at all and shouted out his inner thoughts.
"I fell in love with you at first sight. I will give you everything in the world. Please be my woman."
“…Yes, I’d love to!”
"Huh? Am I hallucinating? Am I the heroine of this story!?"
Princess Yue, feeling the passionate confession of a demon king, threw herself into the young man's arms.
So the devil youth on earth married the princess of the moon, conquered the world, and lived happily ever after.
Congratulations, congratulations.
Incidentally, the two are said to always be accompanied by a sorry rabbit.
◆Ordinary fairy tale ~ Alice in Wonderland? ~
"……I am bored."
Far above a meadow filled with beautiful flowers and greenery, someone spoke these words.
The voice's owner, as he'd said, looked bored, floating in the air. She had soft blond hair, a stunning beauty that looked perfect in an apron.
How she floated in the air was a complete mystery. However, since the girl was a beautiful girl, there was no problem. Beautiful girls could do anything.
The beautiful girl, Alice, seemed to hear something and looked down.
Then──
"I have to hurry! I have to hurry! I'm going to be late!"
A rabbit wearing sunglasses that reflect sunlight, its ears fluttering in the wind, is riding a heavy motorcycle at full speed.
The white rabbit was speeding on a motorcycle... and seemed to be in a hurry. Alice thought, "What an incredible sight! It must be a good opportunity to kill time."
By the way, even in this world, whether it is the bunny-eared man or the flying girl, they are normally things in fairy tales...but Alice doesn't find it strange at all that she can fly.
To catch the White Rabbit—no, to speak to her—Alice, ignoring the Rabbit's apparent hurry, descended at a rapid speed. Her descent surpassed free fall, even breaking through the air barrier and reaching the speed of sound. She closed in on the Rabbit at a furious pace. Then, like a meteorite, she landed in the Rabbit's path.
“Eh~~~~~!? W-What’s going on!? What happened!?”
The huge explosion and impact made White Rabbit scream. She spun the motorcycle, stopped it, and stared at the dust cloud with fear.
Then a gust of wind blew away the dust, and Alice emerged in the center of a huge pit. She was unharmed, and her apron was not even a speck of dirt.
"... White Rabbit, White Rabbit, where are you going in such a hurry?"
“Eh!? Did you just ignore that shocking appearance?! I’m already in a state of encountering an unknown creature!?”
The White Rabbit's complaints were normal, but Alice relied on her famous silence and cold eyes to urge the White Rabbit to answer.
The White Rabbit was oppressed by a huge invisible pressure, thinking, "This guy is not good," and answered the destination he was going to with a trembling voice.
"...Hmm, you're going to another world. Well, traveling with a companion is always a good idea, so I'll be merciful and go with you."
"No, don't bother—"
Speechless! Cold eyes! Intense pressure!!
"Then, I'll leave it to you."
The rabbit's ears broke off and the white rabbit was unable to resist.
Alice nodded in satisfaction, and, led by the White Rabbit, whose ears trembled and whose head looked dejected for some reason, she finally reached a tree hole and jumped in.
Alice fell, and fell.
She seemed to think that the speed of free fall was not enough, and she accelerated in one breath. The white rabbit that she grabbed by the collar had already rolled its eyes.
Finally, with a loud thud, Alice landed on the ground. She slapped the white rabbit awake, its expression unbearable, and glared around.
"...White Rabbit, what is this?"
"Ugh."
Alice asked, pointing to a cookie with the words "Please Eat Me" printed on it. But the white rabbit was too busy dealing with the nausea churning in his stomach to answer.
Alice could do nothing but glare at it again. The white rabbit instantly came to life, its face pale, as if trying to suppress something. "Yes, it will grow bigger," it replied.
"……oh."
Alice's eyes lit up. Her sharp gaze swept over the rabbit's trembling breasts. Without hesitation, Alice grabbed the biscuit and devoured it.
The result was just giantization, and Alice's expectations were completely dashed.
In order to vent her anger, Alice grabbed the white rabbit's shaking breasts and rubbed them wildly.
Alice was further hurt by this.
Alice gathered her spirits and summoned a flood to shatter the door, then stepped outside. She saw what seemed to be various animals riding the current.
They invited Alice to join the race. Alice smiled sweetly, a rare sight, and accepted their invitation.
"...Strike first, and you'll be stronger—'Calamity'."
No wonder, the super-gravity vortex flattened them all. Eliminating the contestants to win the competition is perfectly reasonable. That's called winning without fighting. The entire surrounding area has been flattened.
The White Rabbit's ears folded up because of her unreasonable behavior, and she huddled on the ground with her head in her hands. Alice dragged her along and continued walking forward.
On the way, the world's most representative evil being, Jebwocky, blocked Alice's way. So, Alice used a javelin made of ice to pierce Jebwocky's butt.
Jebwocky moaned, "Mmmmm! My ass! What's coming!" She seemed to be in great joy. So Alice used super gravity to flatten her, turning her flat to the ground.
Although there were other obstacles blocking Alice's way, most of them were crushed, and the world became increasingly flat.
Finally, after entering the forest, Alice suddenly felt a presence and looked up.
"Hello, little girl! My name is Cheshire. What brings you to this forest? There's no food here that can make your breasts bigger, you know?"
A strange creature with cat ears said with a smile. While she appeared to be a beautiful cat-eared girl with beautiful blonde hair and sky-high eyes, she gave off a rather unpleasant impression. She seemed to radiate a nasty aura, giving off a deeply unpleasant impression, a presence that made one feel sorry for her.
Alice's eyebrows twitched at the words of the obnoxious cat-eared beauty who called herself Cheshire. The white rabbit beside her, foreseeing the future, made a strange "Ugh!" noise. But the Cheshire Cat, unfazed by the subtlety of his words, grew increasingly arrogant.
“Hey, you were so excited about getting bigger, but in the end you just turned into a giant girl. How did you feel then? Hey, ‘No matter what I eat, my breasts won’t get as big as a white rabbit! Puff!’ That reality was laid out before your eyes. How did you feel then? Hey, hey—”
Half the forest was razed to the ground, and the Cheshire Cat was never seen again.
Alice's face was expressionless and she remained silent, emitting a strong sense of pressure. However, when she reached an open area, her unpleasant mood was immediately swept away.
"Hmm? You're a rare guest, aren't you a friend of Shirato's?"
Alice's eyes were drawn to him, her heartbeat quickened, and her body felt as if it were being burned by a scorching flame.
"Ah, hello, Mr. Hat. Are you having a tea party today too?"
"Yeah, it's a real headache. That queen keeps wanting to come here, and if I don't prepare tea, I'll be taken to the royal city for disrespect."
The person preparing the tea set was a young man wearing a tuxedo, a hat, and an eye patch - the hatter.
From his words, it became clear that the Queen frequently visited. She claimed to be visiting to see the hats commissioned by the nation's leading hatter, but White Rabbit, who sometimes accompanied her, knew that was just an excuse. The Queen's eyes, when she looked at the hatter, were filled with love.
"So, White Rabbit, why don't you introduce your friend to me?"
"Eh? Ah, eh, should I say she's not my friend?"
White Rabbit was troubled about how to introduce Alice. If she was described as the embodiment of cruelty, then White Rabbit would have no future, and no matter how hard White Rabbit tried, it would be impossible to change that.
So the White Rabbit's eyes wandered, but it was Alice herself who saved her.
"...Nice to meet you, Mr. Hat. I'm Alice. This may come as a surprise, but I fell in love with you at first sight. Please marry me, Mr. Hat."
The Hatter paused for a moment, but Alice walked up to him and unleashed a super-advanced combo attack. From below, Alice stared down at the Hatter with her large, watery eyes, instantly resurrecting him. The Hatter pressed his hand against his chest, as if struck by an arrow.
The answer seems to have been decided.
"I'd love to."
The white rabbit made another "uuuuu" sound. But this was perfectly normal, for when the Queen, who frequently visited, was suddenly robbed of her love by a young woman who suddenly appeared, it was clear how things would turn out.
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