My older sister is a voice actor and my younger sister is a pornographic cartoonist!

"Are you allowed to tease me but not fight back?"

"Of course you can fight back, but if you want to fight back, wouldn't a gentle kiss be enough? What's your intention in sticking out your tongue?"

"Uh... well, isn't it because... it's convenient?" Su Luo looked up at the sky quickly. He also knew that it was wrong for him to stick out his tongue.

"It's so fucking easy! I see you're quite skilled at kissing. How many women have you kissed? Do you want me to talk to your sister?" The policewoman glared at him.

"Well, after all, I've been kissed by my older sister since I was little, so how could it not be convenient?"

"I don't care if it was just for fun or not. You stole my first kiss, that's a fact. You decide what to do about it."

"But, didn't you just forcefully kiss me? How about we just call it even?"

"Bullshit, how can a guy's kiss be the same as a girl's first kiss?"

"Why can't it be the same? Didn't we agree that men and women are equal?"

"Don't you have any idea whether it's fair or not?"

"How about... I compensate you?"

"What do you think? My mother is in real estate, and I drive a sports car. How could I possibly need your little money?"

"So what do you want from me? Are you going to run away with the bastard who took your first kiss? I've never seen a girl who was raped run away with a gangster."

"So what else can I do except run away with you? You messed around in my mouth, and I still feel sick when I think about it. How can I let it go after being treated like this by someone who is not my man?" the policewoman said angrily.

It would be fine if Su Luo just kissed her, but sticking out tongue or something like that, that's at least something that only lovers can do, right?

Her first kiss was so important that even her ex-boyfriend couldn't get it, but in the end it was taken away by an outsider. How could she feel balanced?

If your wife is treated like this by someone else, will you be able to feel balanced?

"How about you beat me up to vent your anger?" Su Luo said with a wry smile. If he had known this earlier, he would not have fought with the policewoman. He did not expect that he would have to take responsibility for it after the fight.

At that time, Su Luo just felt that he couldn't keep being teased by the policewoman, so he wanted to fight back.

When he kissed her, he was mentally prepared to be beaten up by the policewoman, but he didn't expect that this kiss from the policewoman was an important first kiss, and he didn't expect that he would have to be responsible for taking her first kiss.

And if he is to be held responsible, why are you only asking him to take responsibility now?

At that time, the policewoman didn't seem to plan to ask him to pay compensation, so why did she suddenly change her mind?

Or did the policewoman never think of asking him to be responsible for that first kiss, and the reason she suddenly brought this up today was simply because she wanted to find a man, so she could use this incident as an excuse?

Su Luo's clever brain seemed to have suddenly figured something out...

"How can I bear to hit you? You are my man from now on. As long as you listen to me obediently, I can let you kiss my mouth every day. Even if you behave well, I can give you my real first time~!" The policewoman said seductively.

The real first time refers to...creating a human being?

I didn't expect that the policewoman who has always been difficult to understand would even say such words. This shows that she is really...

"Policewoman, are you in estrus?" Su Luo felt nothing in her heart.

"What are you talking about, kid? Believe it or not, I will send you to jail?" The policewoman's eyes fixed and she suddenly took out a pair of handcuffs.

"That's right, this is the expression of the policewoman I know. The policewoman I know will not commit to someone just because of a first kiss. The reason why you are so devoted to her is definitely not because of the first kiss, right?" Su Luo stared into the policewoman's eyes seriously.

Policewoman: “…”

The policewoman fell silent.

She didn't expect that Su Luo would suddenly see through her little tricks, so she said that she hated smart kids the most.

In fact, what Su Luo said was indeed correct. If she was really so depressed because of a first kiss, she would have let Su Luo take responsibility long ago. How could she have tried to match Su Luo and Qiu Yun together?

The reason why she was in a hurry to win Su Luo was because she wanted to get Su Luo's sister.

"Tsk tsk, it seems I still can't lie to you. To tell you the truth, it was my dad who started forcing me to get married." The policewoman spread her hands and finally told the truth.

"So the person who asked you to put on makeup and pick me up to go to the police station is also your father?"

"Who else could it be but him? Lately, everyone in the bureau has been talking about how smart his son-in-law is. He's so happy about it that he keeps urging me to arrest you every day when he gets home. I'm really fed up with all the urging."

"Then you won't tell him that we are just pretending to be a couple?"

"Tsk, if I let him know that my precious son-in-law has blown it, then he will definitely blow it off my precious daughter, right?"

"What should we do then? Are we really going to make this fake reality?"

"Of course I have to do it. Are you not happy that this beautiful lady is throwing herself at you?"

"This isn't a question of whether I'm happy or not. Do you think you'll be happy if you're with someone you don't like?"

"Of course not, aren't you good at taking care of people? Anyway, I've already made up my mind that I will never marry a wild man in this life, but if I have to marry one, you are a good choice. Besides, after marrying you, I will have more opportunities to get closer to your sister, right?"

"But I didn't agree to marry you. How could I marry you for such a reason?"

"I have to get married even if I don't want to, because after I have you, maybe I will..." The policewoman seemed to have thought of something, and a look of loss suddenly flashed in her eyes.

"Just what?" Su Luo seemed to notice the change in the policewoman's expression. Was she worried about something?

"No, it's nothing. If you don't want to marry me, just go and tell my dad." The policewoman stopped thinking about those troublesome things. She snorted and drove to the police station.

[PS: This volume ends. In the next volume, everyone is invited to taste the new mother-daughter rice bowl. Hit your butt!

Chapter 161 This witch!

In the reception room of a police station.

Su Luo was forcibly dragged here by the policewoman and was quietly waiting for the arrival of the captain.

Outside the reception room, some young police officers were blocking the door, looking at Su Luo's true face.

Su Luo has become quite famous in the police station recently. After all, he helped Captain Yu successfully solve a homicide case. He is also the boyfriend of the most beautiful policewoman in the bureau, and Captain Yu even claimed that he wanted to take him in as his apprentice.

It would be hard not to attract attention when such a person suddenly appeared in the police station.

After all, the policewoman is really beautiful. It is not easy to meet a beautiful girl with a score of more than 9. Generally speaking, the beauties who are rated as school beauties in some schools only have a score of about 8.

It's hard for a policewoman like her to not be noticed by others because she not only scores over 9 points but is also a queen-like beauty with the allure of a uniform.

How many new young police officers want to perform well in front of the female police officer and win her favor?

But who would have thought that after performing for a long time, they not only failed to pass Captain Yu's test, but they didn't even have the chance to speak to the female police officer in person.

There was no way around it. After all, Captain Yu was a well-known daughter-con man. No one could get close to Yu Wanlin with him around.

Emmmm, logically speaking, it should be like this...

But tell me, why was the police beauty stolen away by an outsider when the people in their own department were fighting each other to the death?

Captain Yu, what about our agreement that you're a daughter-obsessed person? What about our agreement that you'll never let outsiders get close to her easily?

If you just let an outsider kidnap your daughter, then what were they trying to gain by competing for your favor for so long?

The young police officers all said that this was intolerable. As the saying goes, good things should be kept within the family. How could they let outsiders take away the moon in their own building?

That's why the police officers came to see what the man who attracted Yu Wanlin looked like. They didn't believe that there were any men in the world more handsome than them!

As a result, they were dumbfounded when they saw this. The man that Yu Wanlin liked was not only not as handsome as them, but even had an ordinary face!

At most, he is just more attractive than the average-looking face. With such a good-looking face, can he be loved by a beautiful woman with a score of more than 9 at first sight?

This is so fucking unscientific!

Why didn't Yu Wanlin choose a common guy over a bunch of handsome ones?

Or maybe the reason why Yu Wanlin fell in love with Su Luo was because he looked too ordinary?

After all, think about who Yu Wanlin is. In addition to her outstanding appearance, her abilities are also outstanding in the police academy. Even her fighting skills, reconnaissance skills, communication technology, etc., are all above average.

It is said that when Yu Wanlin graduated early from the police academy, all the major police stations were vying to recruit her.

As such a legendary figure, do you think Yu Wanlin has no suitors?

I guess Yu Wanlin’s suitors could circle the earth twice, and every one of them must be a handsome guy.

It is because of this reason that Yu Wanlin is tired of looking at handsome guys, so she did the opposite and found an ordinary man to fall in love with, right?

Damn it, I didn’t expect there was such a thing!

"Sister Yu! We are willing to disfigure ourselves, please give us another chance!" The police officers were about to cry. They didn't expect that they would lose because they were not ugly enough. Isn't this kind of loss too unbelievable?

This is a female police officer with a score of over 9. Maybe they will only meet such a girl in their lifetime. They are unwilling to lose like this!

"I'm telling you guys, if you feel like you have too much free time and nothing to do, I don't mind assigning you some more tasks. There are a few cases that require surveillance footage, and I'll see who's lucky enough to get this important task." Yu Wanlin showed the majesty of a big sister and glared fiercely at the group of idlers.

Yu Wanlin has been in the bureau for five years. Every time a special task force is set up, she has a position, so Yu Wanlin still has some say in the bureau, at least it is more than enough to assign tasks to these newcomers.

So, those police officers who were crying before suddenly stopped and quickly slipped away with a grin on their faces.

If you think about it carefully, Sister Yu has already been taken away, and they are still punished to do hard labor. How unfortunate!

"Well, I just remembered that the team leader has assigned me a few tasks, so I'll leave first!"

"I...I also have something to do. Goodbye, Sister Yu!"

The new police officers were like mice seeing a cat, running faster than the other.

It’s not that retrieving surveillance footage is a difficult task, it’s mainly because it’s too boring!

Do you know how eye-irritating it is to stare at several computer screens for an entire afternoon?

They would rather investigate those difficult cases than do this boring work.

"Hey, policewoman, could it be that the fact that we are a couple has already been known to everyone in the bureau?" Su Luo looked at the reactions of the new police officers and couldn't help but feel a little worried.

"Yeah, congratulations on becoming a famous person here."

"Congratulations, we're not really a couple, why would we let so many people know about us?"

"You think I want to? It's because the news of you solving the murder case spread throughout the bureau through the investigators at the scene, so everyone knows that Captain Yu has a son-in-law like you."

"Wait, you mean to say that Captain Yu has also announced to the public that I'm his son-in-law?"

"Yes, he even brags about his son-in-law's talent to others all day long."

"Damn, if your dad knew we weren't a couple, wouldn't he be pissed to death?"

"So, you'd better take care of yourself. My dad is waiting for you to be his successor. You must not let him down, otherwise if my dad gets angry, I won't be able to protect you." The female police officer patted his shoulder earnestly and told him to be mentally prepared.

Su Luo was completely bewildered. How could he refuse Captain Yu's forced marriage?

Captain Yu was so eager to adopt him as his son and had been bragging about him everywhere in the bureau. If he said now that he was not actually dating the female police officer, wouldn't that be a slap in Captain Yu's face in front of everyone?

You dare to hit the criminal police captain in the face, you want to go to jail!

But if he doesn't refuse, does that mean he is really going to make his fake love with the policewoman real?

No, Captain Yu, if this fake becomes real, you will get kxk syndrome!

"Okay, okay, look at you, you're such a coward, as if marrying me will make you lose money. I will be there to help you then." The policewoman couldn't stand his distressed look anymore. Was this guy so unwilling to marry her?

Haven’t you seen those new police officers before, who were willing to disfigure themselves just to marry her? But you got such a great advantage, and you’re still complaining about being at a disadvantage. Believe it or not, I’ll send you to jail!

"Policewoman, you must help me." Su Luo had a terrible headache, and he could only take things one step at a time.

So, while Su Luo was waiting anxiously, Captain Yu finally came to the reception room.

At this time, Yu Wanlin, who had been saying that she wanted to tie him up, immediately went to meet her father.

Yu Wanlin was acting out of character and acted like a spoiled little girl. She grabbed her father's wrist and started to help Su Luo with a happy look on her face.

"Dad! I have good news for you. Su Luo has just agreed to my proposal!"

Upon hearing this, Su Luo couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood from the solar system!

This damn witch is trying to trick him again!

PS: It’s late this evening, I’m a little stuck, ma’am, I need you

Chapter 162 You are looking for trouble!

Su Luo never expected that when he was still thinking about how to refuse Captain Yu's forced marriage, the policewoman who had just said she would help him would run into trouble.

Su Luo really wanted to slap himself. He must have lost his mind just now to actually believe the policewoman's words that she would help him.

If you think about it carefully, hasn’t the policewoman cheated him enough times?

"Dad, I've made all the preparations to marry Su Luo. As for the wedding, our two families should keep it simple. Officials are not allowed to hold big weddings now anyway." Yu Wanlin, this evil woman, not only wanted to trick Su Luo, but also wanted to trick her thoroughly. She actually discussed the wedding with her father.

The most infuriating thing was that when she was discussing wedding matters with her father, she glared at Su Luo with a smug look.

That expression seemed to be saying: Little guy, you didn’t expect that it would be so easy to dump your policewoman sister!

Su Luo was immediately furious. What did you expect? I think you are looking for trouble!