My older sister is a voice actor and my younger sister is a pornographic cartoonist!

Meeting such a woman made Su Luo both happy and troubled.

After all, no matter who is so eagerly pursued by a beautiful woman, he will be more or less happy in his heart. However, it is really a headache that there are so many girls around him but he cannot start a harem.

It would be great if this was ancient times, then he could marry everyone with a clear conscience.

In fact, the reason why Su Luo is so resistant to the policewoman is not because he doesn't like her, but simply because there are too many girls who need him to be responsible for, and he can't afford one more policewoman.

So in order to stop the policewoman from thinking about him, Su Luo immediately took a firm attitude and shouted!

"Mom~!"

Well, after all, Su Luo's hands were still handcuffed by the policewoman. He didn't want to have too much involvement with the policewoman, so he had to find a way to escape from here first, right?

The only way to escape now is to call her mom. If you think about it carefully, calling a super rich woman mom doesn't seem to be a big loss~.

"Wanlin, what's going on?" Yu's mother looked at her daughter with a frown. She was so scared that she almost got wet when a stranger suddenly called her "Mom".

He said that there was almost a splash of water, so don't think too much about it.

"Mom, have you forgotten? Didn't I say I found a boyfriend some time ago? It's him." The policewoman hurriedly explained to her mother.

"Are you looking for a boyfriend or trying to catch one?" Although Yu's mother looks very similar to her daughter, her personality is not as unreasonable as her daughter.

"Aren't I afraid your son-in-law will run away?"

"Then you can't just handcuff people. You'll just scare them away."

"Okay, okay, you're speaking up for your son-in-law so quickly. Can't I just go and let him go?"

"You little bitch, you keep calling me son-in-law. Whether he can enter our house or not, he still has to pass the test of mother first."

"Then you should test him quickly. I guarantee you will be satisfied with this son-in-law." The policewoman said confidently.

Her confidence really puzzled Su Luo. Ever since he first met the policewoman, she had an inexplicable sense of confidence in him, as if she thought he could solve any case, and had been urging him to join the police force.

And now, I don’t know where she got the confidence from, thinking that Su Luo would definitely satisfy her mother.

Anyway, it is impossible for Su Luo to always meet her expectations. No matter what he says today, he will make Yu's mother disappointed in him!

Chapter 168: Damn it, this mother and daughter are toxic!

The handcuffs on Su Luo's hands were finally taken off. He rubbed his numb wrist, but his eyes were cast towards the door.

Now that the handcuffs that bound him were gone, if he just ran towards the door, he might be able to escape from this den of wolves.

But Su Luo did not choose to escape, because running away is never the way to solve the problem. What he needed to do was to make the policewoman sister's mother hate him.

Su Luo could see that the person in charge of the family should be Yu's mother. If Yu's mother did not agree with him being with Yu Wanlin, then he would not have to worry about being harassed by the policewoman anymore.

So this is actually a rare opportunity for Su Luo to get rid of the policewoman sister. How can she not seize the opportunity?

"Su Luo, Wanlin may be a little naughty, but she doesn't have a bad heart. I hope you don't blame her." Yu's mother first defended her daughter's violent behavior.

"It's okay, auntie. I've known her character for a long time, so I don't blame her." Su Luo also responded politely.

But he regretted it right after he replied. After all, the battle had already started, so why was he still being so polite?

He should start cursing so that Yu's mother will hate him!

But the words had already been said, and changing them now would seem a bit too fake, so Su Luo had to give up this round and wait for the next round to make a move.

"As long as you are willing to accommodate her, can I ask where you are from?" asked Yu's mother.

"Well... I'm just a local." Su Luo thought for a while and said, feeling that he couldn't make any moves in this round. After all, the questions asked by Yu's mother were too ordinary. He couldn't just start cursing for this, right?

Although if he was willing to curse out loud, it would definitely destroy his image in Yu Mu's mind, but cursing people for no reason was a bit inconsistent with Su Luo's personality.

Forget it, let’s wait and see in the next round.

"So you're a local, huh? Being a local is good. This way, you don't have to rush during the Spring Festival travel rush." ​​Yu's mother nodded in satisfaction. It seemed that Su Luo's home's location met her standards, but there was one more important point: "What do you think of my Wanlin?"

As soon as he said this, Su Luo knew that his chance had come.

This issue is very suitable for him to make a fuss. As long as he tries to belittle the female police officer, Yu's mother will surely be angry.

After all, Yu's mother is a president with such a high social status. If anyone dares to scold her daughter in front of her, she would definitely get furious.

So Su Luo seized the opportunity and immediately belittled the policewoman: "Haha, what can Wanlin do? She is just a piece of mud, smelly and rotten, with a poisonous mouth and a terrible personality. She only stirs up trouble all day long and has no regard for other people's feelings. There is really nothing worth mentioning about her."

As expected, the moment Su Luo finished speaking, Yu's mother's brows immediately frowned. She stared at Su Luo for a few seconds, as if she was about to get angry.

Su Luo knew that the matter was done. He didn't believe that Yu's mother could still like him after hearing his excessive remarks.

However, Su Luo still forgot that as a novelist, he should know better than anyone else that the so-called reality is even more ridiculous than fiction.

Mother Yu pondered for a moment, then nodded with a look of deep emotion. "Su Luo, you're being too blunt. From now on, I'll entrust Wanlin to you. You absolutely must not let her get upset, understand?"

Su Luo said that he had this expression at the moment →_→.

What the hell is this! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I've fucking said your daughter is worthless, and you're still so moved. Has Xiaoli messed with your brain?

You'd better dislike me soon!

Su Luo was completely surprised. He didn't expect the protagonist's halo to be so powerful. Even though he was so rude, he still didn't disappoint Yu's mother. Did he really have to curse Yu's mother's ancestors to anger her?

"Wait a minute, auntie, are you going to let me go so easily? You're not angry even though I said that to Wanlin?" Su Luo said with an unwilling look on his face.

“这样就够了，不用你说我也知道婉琳那张嘴有多欠揍，你能够说出这些话，也就说明你足够了解她，我就担心你在不知道她是什么性格的情况下爱上她的，既然你已经愿意迁就她的性格了，我自然也没什么好不满了。”于母笑着说道。

No matter what, it is more reliable for Su Luo to be Wanlin's boyfriend since he understands her personality than those who don't understand Wanlin's personality and just say that Wanlin is a good girl, right?

"Fuck, this is even possible." Su Luo couldn't help but complain in his heart, and then he continued to question: "Then don't you care about my family situation or something? Maybe my family is very bad?"

"There's nothing I can do about my family situation. As long as you're willing to treat Wanlin well, I'll have plenty of places for you to stay, even if you have to move out."

"Uh..." Su Luo had forgotten that Yu's mother was a wealthy woman. Money really does allow you to do whatever you want. "Then, auntie, aren't you afraid that I'm here for Wanlin's property?"

"Wanlin is a police officer. It's not that easy for you to cheat her out of her property. Besides, these assets are still in my name, so you can't cheat them out of them."

"Then...then aren't you worried about my personality? Aren't you afraid that I'll bully Wanlin in the future?"

"Oh, by the way, speaking of this, don't blame your aunt for not reminding you. Wanlin won the fighting championship when she was still in the police academy. You must not let her bully you too badly." Yu's mother smiled.

You have to know that her daughter is even stronger than her. If she really marries Su Luo, a guy who looks honest, she will only worry that Su Luo will be bullied too badly.

"Well, I'm still a shut-in, the kind who stays at home all day and never goes out. If a loser like me inherits your assets, won't they all be squandered?" Su Luo seemed to have lost his composure and began to belittle himself.

He just wants others to dislike him, why is it so difficult?

But no matter how he belittled himself, Yu's mother seemed to see through him.

Yu's mother is a businesswoman, and a CEO at that. How can she not judge people correctly?

So Yu's mother knew that Su Luo said these things deliberately to annoy her.

She couldn't help but think of what her daughter had said before, saying that she was worried that Su Luo would run away.

From this point of view, Yu's mother knew why Su Luo annoyed her. It was probably to run away, right?

But her daughter finally agreed to get married in the past few years, and she absolutely couldn't let Su Luo run away!

So Yu's mother countered her move, saying, "It's better to stay at home. Look at what kind of man your uncle is. He never comes home all year round. How can he be a father at all? I wish you could stay home with Wanlin all day. As for the assets, if you can't manage them well, you can leave them to your children. I can hold the position of CEO for decades to come. You can spend the money if you want. Don't worry about it."

Well, he understood that this mother was just like her daughter.

It's just poisonous!

Does this mean that he must become your son-in-law?

Then I don’t believe it. If this son-in-law wants to sleep with you, how dare you keep him!

So there is no point in saying more. Su Luo hardened his heart and dared to feed his sister preserved eggs for a whole year. Are you afraid?

Su Luo suddenly stood up, and after hesitating for a moment, she made up her mind and rushed towards Yu's mother. She opened her mouth and bit her attractive lips that were lightly painted with lipstick...

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Chapter 169 Lonely Wife and Mother!

In order to make Yu's mother feel disgusted with him, Su Luo had to do a very rebellious act. He opened his mouth and kissed his aunt's sweet lips, tasting his aunt's lips in front of his fiancée.

The moment their lips touched, the soft touch and the alluring body fragrance that filled his nose almost made Su Luo lose his mind.

The mature aura of a married woman and the childish aura of a young girl are completely different in terms of lethality.

This may also be because Su Luo is obsessed with mature women. Anyway, any mature woman who is older than a sister will have a real killing power on Su Luo.

On the other hand, Su Luo never seemed to have any evil thoughts towards girls younger than him, such as Xiaoli and Qiuyun.

From this we can see how amazing the lethality of these three words, "domineering sister", "mature woman" and "married woman", is.

So even though Su Luo had good self-control, he couldn't help but secretly linger on his aunt's lips for a moment and didn't separate immediately.

Logically speaking, he only kissed her to make his aunt feel disgusted. A light kiss would be enough, and there was no need to hold the kiss for so long.

However, the scent of this married woman is too similar to that of my wife. Both are extremely fragrant and have a bewitching effect.

Su Luo couldn't help but think of the passionate kiss with his wife. He stuck out his tongue like this, then pried open his wife's mouth, and then...

Su Luo suddenly woke up!

That’s not right. The person in front of me is my aunt, not my wife. Why is he sticking out his tongue as if he is kissing my wife?

Su Luo quickly retracted his tongue that had just pried open his aunt's mouth, and then he realized that his hands had been wrapped around his aunt's slender waist without him noticing.

This……

This waist is so soft~.

Ahem, anyway, Su Luo was shocked by himself. He didn't expect that his wife control had become so serious. Just a lip contact made him so crazy that he even wanted to stick out his tongue...

I don’t know what my aunt is feeling at this moment. She was almost pried open by someone in her own home. Is there any law in this world?

"You're looking for death, aren't you?"

Yu Wanlin couldn't help but get furious, and quickly grabbed Su Luo's ear and pulled him off his mother.

This guy is really too presumptuous. Even if it means making her mother hate him, he shouldn't do such excessive things, right?

Can you take advantage of adults?

And you did it right in front of me. Do you really think that my police ID is forged? Believe it or not, I will put you in jail right now!

"Policewoman, your mother is really..." Su Luo's desire to commit suicide has never been extinguished, and he planned to say "Your mother is great" to arouse the disgust of the mother and daughter.

But before he could finish his words, the policewoman's hand touched his waist, then clamped his tender flesh and twisted it hard!

"Oh? Really? Why don't you tell me?" Yu Wanlin's eyes turned cold.

"I mean, it's really beautiful, just as beautiful as you~!" Before Su Luo could do anything stupid, he felt a pain in his waist. The pain made him gasp and then he backed off.

"Hmph! You're getting bolder and bolder. Do you really think that just because I'm your sister, you'll do anything you want?" Yu Wanlin said as her other hand angrily touched Su Luo's waist and twisted it again.

"It hurts, it hurts! Policewoman, I was wrong, please spare my life!" Su Luo begged for mercy loudly.

"If you make a mistake, it will be useful. Why do we need the police? I think you won't cry until you see the coffin. Come with me to the police station!"

"No, policewoman sister, you just need to kick me out of the house."

"Don't think I don't know you're just trying to run away, but you want to run away after kissing me? You're just dreaming!"

"But policewoman, I'm a hopeless MILF lover. If you leave me in this house, I might even do something even more outrageous in the future. Don't you care about your mother's feelings?"

"Hmph! You have to hold it back, or I'll handcuff you in the bathroom every day!" Yu Wanlin threatened viciously. Although she was very upset that Su Luo kissed her mother, but...

Her mother didn't mind, so why should she care so much?

The policewoman glanced at her mother. She was actually a little worried that her mother would drive Su Luo away after being taken advantage of.

But when I took a look at her, I found that although my mother's face was full of confusion, there was not much anger on her face.

On the contrary, she touched her lips lightly with her hand, feeling a bit mixed, as if she was still savoring the feeling, especially the feeling when little Su Luo's tongue almost pried open her mouth, it was really...

It's been a while.

Actually, even though Yu's mother has been married for many years, kissing should happen every day. There is no reason why it should last so long.

But in fact, Yu's mother hasn't felt even the simplest hug between husband and wife for a long time.

One year?

2 years?

Or 3 years?

Or ten years?